THE EMPEROR'S NEW CLOTHES
Many
years ago, there was an Emperor, who was so excessively fond of new
clothes, that he spent all his money in dress. He did not trouble
himself in the least about his soldiers; nor did he care to go either
to the theatre or the chase, except for the opportunities then
afforded him for displaying his new clothes. He had a different suit
for each hour of the day; and as of any other king or emperor, one is
accustomed to say, "he is sitting in council," it was
always said of him, "The Emperor is sitting in his wardrobe."Time
passed merrily in the large town which was his capital; strangers
arrived every day at the court. One day, two rogues, calling
themselves weavers, made their appearance. They gave out that they
knew how to weave stuffs of the most beautiful colors and elaborate
patterns, the clothes manufactured from which should have the
wonderful property of remaining invisible to everyone who was unfit
for the office he held, or who was extraordinarily simple in
character."These
must, indeed, be splendid clothes!" thought the Emperor. "Had
I such a suit, I might at once find out what men in my realms are
unfit for their office, and also be able to distinguish the wise from
the foolish! This stuff must be woven for me immediately." And
he caused large sums of money to be given to both the weavers in
order that they might begin their work directly.So
the two pretended weavers set up two looms, and affected to work very
busily, though in reality they did nothing at all. They asked for the
most delicate silk and the purest gold thread; put both into their
own knapsacks; and then continued their pretended work at the empty
looms until late at night."I
should like to know how the weavers are getting on with my cloth,"
said the Emperor to himself, after some little time had elapsed; he
was, however, rather embarrassed, when he remembered that a
simpleton, or one unfit for his office, would be unable to see the
manufacture. To be sure, he thought he had nothing to risk in his own
person; but yet, he would prefer sending somebody else, to bring him
intelligence about the weavers, and their work, before he troubled
himself in the affair. All the people throughout the city had heard
of the wonderful property the cloth was to possess; and all were
anxious to learn how wise, or how ignorant, their neighbors might
prove to be."I
will send my faithful old minister to the weavers," said the
Emperor at last, after some deliberation, "he will be best able
to see how the cloth looks; for he is a man of sense, and no one can
be more suitable for his office than he is."So
the faithful old minister went into the hall, where the knaves were
working with all their might, at their empty looms. "What can be
the meaning of this?" thought the old man, opening his eyes very
wide. "I cannot discover the least bit of thread on the looms."
However, he did not express his thoughts aloud.The
impostors requested him very courteously to be so good as to come
nearer their looms; and then asked him whether the design pleased
him, and whether the colors were not very beautiful; at the same time
pointing to the empty frames. The poor old minister looked and
looked, he could not discover anything on the looms, for a very good
reason, viz: there was nothing there. "What!" thought he
again. "Is it possible that I am a simpleton? I have never
thought so myself; and no one must know it now if I am so. Can it be,
that I am unfit for my office? No, that must not be said either. I
will never confess that I could not see the stuff.""Well,
Sir Minister!" said one of the knaves, still pretending to work.
"You do not say whether the stuff pleases you.""Oh,
it is excellent!" replied the old minister, looking at the loom
through his spectacles. "This pattern, and the colors, yes, I
will tell the Emperor without delay, how very beautiful I think
them.""We
shall be much obliged to you," said the impostors, and then they
named the different colors and described the pattern of the pretended
stuff. The old minister listened attentively to their words, in order
that he might repeat them to the Emperor; and then the knaves asked
for more silk and gold, saying that it was necessary to complete what
they had begun. However, they put all that was given them into their
knapsacks; and continued to work with as much apparent diligence as
before at their empty looms.The
Emperor now sent another officer of his court to see how the men were
getting on, and to ascertain whether the cloth would soon be ready.
It was just the same with this gentleman as with the minister; he
surveyed the looms on all sides, but could see nothing at all but the
empty frames."Does
not the stuff appear as beautiful to you, as it did to my lord the
minister?" asked the impostors of the Emperor's second
ambassador; at the same time making the same gestures as before, and
talking of the design and colors which were not there."I
certainly am not stupid!" thought the messenger. "It must
be, that I am not fit for my good, profitable office! That is very
odd; however, no one shall know anything about it." And
accordingly he praised the stuff he could not see, and declared that
he was delighted with both colors and patterns. "Indeed, please
your Imperial Majesty," said he to his sovereign when he
returned, "the cloth which the weavers are preparing is
extraordinarily magnificent."The
whole city was talking of the splendid cloth which the Emperor had
ordered to be woven at his own expense.And
now the Emperor himself wished to see the costly manufacture, while
it was still in the loom. Accompanied by a select number of officers
of the court, among whom were the two honest men who had already
admired the cloth, he went to the crafty impostors, who, as soon as
they were aware of the Emperor's approach, went on working more
diligently than ever; although they still did not pass a single
thread through the looms."Is
not the work absolutely magnificent?" said the two officers of
the crown, already mentioned. "If your Majesty will only be
pleased to look at it! What a splendid design! What glorious colors!"
and at the same time they pointed to the empty frames; for they
imagined that everyone else could see this exquisite piece of
workmanship."How
is this?" said the Emperor to himself. "I can see nothing!
This is indeed a terrible affair! Am I a simpleton, or am I unfit to
be an Emperor? That would be the worst thing that could happen—Oh!
the cloth is charming," said he, aloud. "It has my complete
approbation." And he smiled most graciously, and looked closely
at the empty looms; for on no account would he say that he could not
see what two of the officers of his court had praised so much. All
his retinue now strained their eyes, hoping to discover something on
the looms, but they could see no more than the others; nevertheless,
they all exclaimed, "Oh, how beautiful!" and advised his
majesty to have some new clothes made from this splendid material,
for the approaching procession. "Magnificent! Charming!
Excellent!" resounded on all sides; and everyone was uncommonly
gay. The Emperor shared in the general satisfaction; and presented
the impostors with the riband of an order of knighthood, to be worn
in their button-holes, and the title of "Gentlemen Weavers."The
rogues sat up the whole of the night before the day on which the
procession was to take place, and had sixteen lights burning, so that
everyone might see how anxious they were to finish the Emperor's new
suit. They pretended to roll the cloth off the looms; cut the air
with their scissors; and sewed with needles without any thread in
them. "See!" cried they, at last. "The Emperor's new
clothes are ready!"And
now the Emperor, with all the grandees of his court, came to the
weavers; and the rogues raised their arms, as if in the act of
holding something up, saying, "Here are your Majesty's trousers!
Here is the scarf! Here is the mantle! The whole suit is as light as
a cobweb; one might fancy one has nothing at all on, when dressed in
it; that, however, is the great virtue of this delicate cloth.""Yes
indeed!" said all the courtiers, although not one of them could
see anything of this exquisite manufacture."If
your Imperial Majesty will be graciously pleased to take off your
clothes, we will fit on the new suit, in front of the looking glass."The
Emperor was accordingly undressed, and the rogues pretended to array
him in his new suit; the Emperor turning round, from side to side,
before the looking glass."How
splendid his Majesty looks in his new clothes, and how well they
fit!" everyone cried out. "What a design! What colors!
These are indeed royal robes!""The
canopy which is to be borne over your Majesty, in the procession, is
waiting," announced the chief master of the ceremonies."I
am quite ready," answered the Emperor. "Do my new clothes
fit well?" asked he, turning himself round again before the
looking glass, in order that he might appear to be examining his
handsome suit.The
lords of the bedchamber, who were to carry his Majesty's train felt
about on the ground, as if they were lifting up the ends of the
mantle; and pretended to be carrying something; for they would by no
means betray anything like simplicity, or unfitness for their office.So
now the Emperor walked under his high canopy in the midst of the
procession, through the streets of his capital; and all the people
standing by, and those at the windows, cried out, "Oh! How
beautiful are our Emperor's new clothes! What a magnificent train
there is to the mantle; and how gracefully the scarf hangs!" in
short, no one would allow that he could not see these much-admired
clothes; because, in doing so, he would have declared himself either
a simpleton or unfit for his office. Certainly, none of the Emperor's
various suits, had ever made so great an impression, as these
invisible ones."But
the Emperor has nothing at all on!" said a little child."Listen
to the voice of innocence!" exclaimed his father; and what the
child had said was whispered from one to another."But
he has nothing at all on!" at last cried out all the people. The
Emperor was vexed, for he knew that the people were right; but he
thought the procession must go on now! And the lords of the
bedchamber took greater pains than ever, to appear holding up a
train, although, in reality, there was no train to hold.