Chip of the Flying U
Chip of the Flying UCHAPTER I.—The Old Man's Sister.CHAPTER II.—Over the "Hog's Back."CHAPTER III.—Silver.CHAPTER IV.—An Ideal Picture.CHAPTER V.—In Silver's Stall.CHAPTER VI.—The Hum of Preparation.CHAPTER VII.—Love and a Stomach Pump.CHAPTER VIII.—Prescriptions.CHAPTER IX.—Before the Round-up.CHAPTER X.—What Whizzer Did.CHAPTER XI.—Good Intentions.CHAPTER XII.—"The Last Stand."CHAPTER XIII.—Art Critics.CHAPTER XIV.—Convalescence.CHAPTER XV.—The Spoils of Victory.CHAPTER XVI.—Weary Advises.CHAPTER XVII.—When a Maiden Wills.CHAPTER XVIII.—Dr. Cecil Granthum.CHAPTER XIX.—Love Finds Its Hour.Copyright
Chip of the Flying U
B M Bower
CHAPTER I.—The Old Man's Sister.
The weekly mail had just arrived at the Flying U ranch. Shorty, who
had made the trip to Dry Lake on horseback that afternoon, tossed
the bundle to the "Old Man" and was halfway to the stable when he
was called back peremptorily.
"Shorty! O-h-h, Shorty! Hi!"
Shorty kicked his steaming horse in the ribs and swung round in the
path, bringing up before the porch with a jerk.
"Where's this letter been?" demanded the Old Man, with some
excitement. James G. Whitmore, cattleman, would have been greatly
surprised had he known that his cowboys were in the habit of
calling him the Old Man behind his back. James G. Whitmore did not
consider himself old, though he was constrained to admit, after
several hours in the saddle, that rheumatism had searched him
out—because of his fourteen years of roughing it, he said. Also,
there was a place on the crown of his head where the hair was thin,
and growing thinner every day of his life, though he did not
realize it. The thin spot showed now as he stood in the path,
waving a square envelope aloft before Shorty, who regarded it with
supreme indifference.
Not so Shorty's horse. He rolled his eyes till the whites showed,
snorted and backed away from the fluttering, white object.
"Doggone it, where's this been?" reiterated James G.,
accusingly.
"How the devil do I know?" retorted Shorty, forcing his horse
nearer. "In the office, most likely. I got it with the rest
to-day."
"It's two weeks old," stormed the Old Man. "I never knew it to
fail—if a letter says anybody's coming, or you're to hurry up and
go somewhere to meet somebody, that letter's the one that monkeys
around and comes when the last dog's hung. A letter asking yuh if
yuh don't want to get rich in ten days sellin' books, or something,
'll hike along out here in no time. Doggone it!"
"You got a hurry-up order to go somewhere?" queried Shorty, mildly
sympathetic.
"Worse than that," groaned James G. "My sister's coming out to
spend the summer—t'-morrow. And no cook but Patsy—and she can't eat
in the mess house—and the house like a junk shop!"
"It looks like you was up against it, all right," grinned Shorty.
Shorty was a sort of foreman, and was allowed much freedom of
speech.
"Somebody's got to meet her—you have Chip catch up the creams so he
can go. And send some of the boys up here to help me hoe out a
little. Dell ain't used to roughing it; she's just out of a medical
school—got her diploma, she was telling me in the last letter
before this. She'll be finding microbes by the million in this old
shack. You tell Patsy I'll be late to supper—and tell him to brace
up and cook something ladies like—cake and stuff. Patsy'll know.
I'd give a dollar to get that little runt in the office—"
But Shorty, having heard all that it was important to know, was
clattering down the long slope again to the stable. It was supper
time, and Shorty was hungry. Also, there was news to tell, and he
was curious to see how the boys would take it. He was just turning
loose the horse when supper was called. He hurried back up the hill
to the mess house, performed hasty ablutions in the tin wash basin
on the bench beside the door, scrubbed his face dry on the roller
towel, and took his place at the long table within.
"Any mail for me?" Jack Bates looked up from emptying the third
spoon of sugar into his coffee.
"Naw—she didn't write this time, Jack." Shorty reached a long arm
for the "Mulligan stew."
"How's the dance coming on?" asked Cal Emmett.
"I guess it's a go, all right. They've got them coons engaged to
play. The hotel's fixing for a big crowd, if the weather holds like
this. Chip, Old Man wants you to catch up the creams, after supper;
you've got to meet the train to-morrow."
"Which train?" demanded Chip, looking up. "Is old Dunk
coming?"
"The noon train. No, he didn't say nothing about Dunk. He wants a
bunch of you fellows to go up and hoe out the White House and slick
it up for comp'ny—got to be done t'-night. And Patsy, Old Man says
for you t' git a move on and cook something fit to eat; something
that ain't plum full uh microbes."
Shorty became suddenly engaged in cooling his coffee, enjoying the
varied emotions depicted on the faces of the boys.
"Who's coming?"
"What's up?"
Shorty took two leisurely gulps before he answered:
"Old Man's sister's coming out to stay all summer—and then some,
maybe. Be here to-morrow, he said."
"Gee whiz! Is she pretty?" This from Cal Emmett.
"Hope she ain't over fifty." This from Jack Bates.
"Hope she ain't one of them four-eyed school-ma'ams," added Happy
Jack—so called to distinguish him from Jack Bates, and also because
of his dolorous visage.
"Why can't some one else haul her out?" began Chip. "Cal would like
that job—and he's sure welcome to it."
"Cal's too dangerous. He'd have the old girl dead in love before he
got her over the first ridge, with them blue eyes and that pretty
smile of his'n. It's up to you, Splinter—Old Man said so."
"She'll be dead safe with Chip. He won't make
love to her," retorted Cal.
"Wonder how old she is," repeated Jack Bates, half emptying the
syrup pitcher into his plate. Patsy had hot biscuits for supper,
and Jack's especial weakness was hot biscuits and maple
syrup.
"As to her age," remarked Shorty, "it's a cinch she ain't no spring
chicken, seeing she's the Old Man's sister."
"Is she a schoolma'am?" Happy Jack's distaste for schoolma'ams
dated from his tempestuous introduction to the A B C's, with their
daily accompaniment of a long, thin ruler.
"No, she ain't a schoolma'am. She's a darn sight worse. She's a
doctor."
"Aw, come off!" Cal Emmett was plainly incredulous."
"That's right. Old Man said she's just finished taking a course uh
medicine—what'd yuh call that?"
"Consumption, maybe—or snakes." Weary smiled blandly across the
table.
"She got a diploma, though. Now where do you get off at?"
"Yeah—that sure means she's a doctor," groaned Cal.
"By golly, she needn't try t' pour any dope down me,"
cried a short, fat man who took life seriously—a man they called
Slim, in fine irony.
"Gosh, I'd like to give her a real warm reception," said Jack
Bates, who had a reputation for mischief. "I know them Eastern
folks, down t' the ground. They think cow-punchers wear horns. Yes,
they do. They think we're holy terrors that eat with our six-guns
beside our plates—and the like of that. They make me plum tired.
I'd like to—wish we knew her brand."
"I can tell you that," said Chip, cynically. "There's just two
bunches to choose from. There's the Sweet Young Things, that faint
away at sight of a six-shooter, and squawk and catch at your arm if
they see a garter snake, and blush if you happen to catch their eye
suddenly, and cry if you don't take off your hat every time you see
them a mile off." Chip held out his cup for Patsy to refill.
"Yeah—I've run up against that brand—and they're sure all right.
They suit me," remarked Cal.
"That don't seem to line up with the doctor's diploma," commented
Weary.
"Well, she's the other kind then—and if she is, the Lord have mercy
on the Flying U! She'll buy her some spurs and try to rope and cut
out and help brand. Maybe she'll wear double-barreled skirts and
ride a man's saddle and smoke cigarettes. She'll try to go the men
one better in everything, and wind up by making a darn fool of
herself. Either kind's bad enough."
"I'll bet she don't run in either bunch," began Weary. "I'll bet
she's a skinny old maid with a peaked nose and glasses, that'll
round us up every Sunday and read tracts at our heads, and come
down on us with both feet about tobacco hearts and whisky livers,
and the evils and devils wrapped up in a cigarette paper. I seen a
woman doctor, once—she was stopping at the T Down when I was
line-riding for them—and say, she was a holy fright! She had us
fellows going South before a week. I stampeded clean off the range,
soon as my month was up."
"Say," interrupted Cal, "don't yuh remember that picture the Old
Man got last fall, of his sister? She was the image of the Old
Man—and mighty near as old."
Chip, thinking of the morrow's drive, groaned in real anguish of
spirit.
"You won't dast t' roll a cigarette comin' home, Chip," predicted
Happy Jack, mournfully. "Yuh want t' smoke double goin' in."
"I don't think I'll smoke double going in,"
returned Chip, dryly. "If the old girl don't like my style, why the
walking isn't all taken up."
"Say, Chip," suggested Jack Bates, "you size her up at the depot,
and, if she don't look promising, just slack the lines on Antelope
Hill. The creams 'll do the rest. If they don't, we'll finish the
job here."
Shorty tactfully pushed back his chair and rose. "You fellows don't
want to git too gay," he warned. "The Old Man's just beginning to
forget about the calf-shed deal." Then he went out and shut the
door after him. The boys liked Shorty; he believed in the old adage
about wisdom being bliss at certain times, and the boys were all
the better for his living up to his belief. He knew the Happy
Family would stop inside the limit—at least, they always had, so
far.
"What's the game?" demanded Cal, when the door closed behind their
indulgent foreman.
"Why, it's this. (Pass the syrup, Happy.) T'morrow's Sunday, so
we'll have time t' burn. We'll dig up all the guns we can find, and
catch up the orneriest cayuses in our strings, and have a real, old
lynching bee—sabe?"
"Who yuh goin' t' hang?" asked Slim, apprehensively. "Yuh needn't
think I'll stand for it."
"Aw, don't get nervous. There ain't power enough on the ranch t'
pull yuh clear of the ground. We ain't going to build no derrick,"
said Jack, witheringly. "We'll have a dummy rigged up in the bunk
house. When Chip and the doctor heave in sight on top of the grade,
we'll break loose down here with our bronks and our guns, and smoke
up the ranch in style. We'll drag out Mr. Strawman, and lynch him
to the big gate before they get along. We'll be 'riddling him with
bullets' when they arrive—and by that time she'll be so rattled she
won't know whether it's a man or a mule we've got strung up."
"You'll have to cut down your victim before I get there," grinned
Chip. "I never could get the creams through the gate, with a man
hung to the frame; they'd spill us into the washout by the old
shed, sure as fate."
"That'd be all right. The old maid would sure know she was out
West—we need something to add to the excitement, anyway."
"If the Old Man's new buggy is piled in a heap, you'll wish you had
cut out some of the excitement," retorted Chip.
"All right, Splinter. We won't hang him there at all. That old
cottonwood down by the creek would do fine. It'll curdle her blood
like Dutch cheese to see us marching him down there—and she can't
see the hay sticking out of his sleeves, that far off."
"What if she wants to hold an autopsy?" bantered Chip.
"By golly, we'll stake her to a hay knife and tell her to go after
him!" cried Slim, suddenly waking up to the situation.
The noon train slid away from the little, red depot at Dry Lake and
curled out of sight around a hill. The only arrival looked
expectantly into the cheerless waiting room, gazed after the train,
which seemed the last link between her and civilization, and walked
to the edge of the platform with a distinct frown upon the bit of
forehead visible under her felt hat.
A fat young man threw the mail sack into a weather-beaten buggy and
drove leisurely down the track to the post office. The girl watched
him out of sight and sighed disconsolately. All about her stretched
the rolling grass land, faintly green in the hollows, brownly
barren on the hilltops. Save the water tank and depot, not a house
was to be seen, and the silence and loneliness oppressed her.
The agent was dragging some boxes off the platform. She turned and
walked determinedly up to him, and the agent became embarrassed
under her level look.
"Isn't there anyone here to meet me?" she demanded, quite
needlessly. "I am Miss Whitmore, and my brother owns a ranch,
somewhere near here. I wrote him, two weeks ago, that I was coming,
and I certainly expected him to meet me." She tucked a wind-blown
lock of brown hair under her hat crown and looked at the agent
reproachfully, as if he were to blame, and the agent, feeling
suddenly that somehow the fault was his, blushed guiltily and
kicked at a box of oranges.
"Whitmore's rig is in town," he said, hastily. "I saw his man at
dinner. The train was reported late, but she made up time."
Grasping desperately at his dignity, he swallowed an abject apology
and retreated into the office.
Miss Whitmore followed him a few steps, thought better of it, and
paced the platform self-pityingly for ten minutes, at the end of
which the Flying U rig whirled up in a cloud of dust, and the agent
hurried out to help with the two trunks, and the mandolin and
guitar in their canvas cases.
The creams circled fearsomely up to the platform and stood
quivering with eagerness to be off, their great eyes rolling
nervously. Miss Whitmore took her place beside Chip with some
inward trepidation mingled with her relief. When they were quite
ready and the reins loosened suggestively, Pet stood upon her hind
feet with delight and Polly lunged forward precipitately.
The girl caught her breath, and Chip eyed her sharply from the
corner of his eye. He hoped she was not going to scream—he detested
screaming women. She looked young to be a doctor, he decided, after
that lightning survey. He hoped to goodness she wasn't of the Sweet
Young Thing order; he had no patience with that sort of woman.
Truth to tell, he had no patience with any sort
of woman.
He spoke to the horses authoritatively, and they obeyed and settled
to a long, swinging trot that knew no weariness, and the girl's
heart returned to its normal action.
Two miles were covered in swift silence, then Miss Whitmore brought
herself to think of the present and realized that the young man
beside her had not opened his lips except to speak once to his
team. She turned her head and regarded him curiously, and Chip,
feeling the scrutiny, grew inwardly defiant.
Miss Whitmore decided, after a close inspection, that she rather
liked his looks, though he did not strike her as a very amiable
young man. Perhaps she was a bit tired of amiable young men. His
face was thin, and refined, and strong—the strength of level brows,
straight nose and square chin, with a pair of paradoxical lips,
which were curved and womanish in their sensitiveness; the
refinement was an intangible expression which belonged to no
particular feature but pervaded the whole face. As to his eyes, she
was left to speculate upon their color, since she had not seen
them, but she reflected that many a girl would give a good deal to
own his lashes.
Of a sudden he turned his eyes from the trail and met her look
squarely. If he meant to confuse her, he failed—for she only smiled
and said to herself: "They're hazel."
"Don't you think we ought to introduce ourselves?" she asked,
composedly, when she was quite sure the eyes were not brown.
"Maybe." Chip's tone was neutrally polite.
Miss Whitmore had suspected that he was painfully bashful, after
the manner of country young men. She now decided that he was not;
he was passively antagonistic.
"Of course you know that I'm Della Whitmore," she said.
Chip carefully brushed a fly off Polly's flank with the whip.
"I took it for granted. I was sent to meet a Miss Whitmore at the
train, and I took the only lady in sight."
"You took the right one—but I'm not—I haven't the faintest idea who
you are."
"My name is Claude Bennett, and I'm happy to make your
acquaintance."
"I don't believe it—you don't look happy," said Miss Whitmore,
inwardly amused.
"That's the proper thing to say when you've been introduced to a
lady," remarked Chip, noncommittally, though his lips twitched at
the corners.
Miss Whitmore, finding no ready reply to this truthful statement,
remarked, after a pause, that it was windy. Chip agreed that it
was, and conversation languished.
Miss Whitmore sighed and took to studying the landscape, which had
become a succession of sharp ridges and narrow coulees, water-worn
and bleak, with a purplish line of mountains off to the left. After
several miles she spoke.
"What is that animal over there? Do dogs wander over this
wilderness alone?"
Chip's eyes followed her pointing finger.
"That's a coyote. I wish I could get a shot at him—they're an awful
pest, out here, you know." He looked longingly at the rifle under
his feet. "If I thought you could hold the horses a minute—"
"Oh, I can't! I—I'm not accustomed to horses—but I can shoot a
little."
Chip gave her a quick, measuring glance. The coyote had halted and
was squatting upon his haunches, his sharp nose pointed
inquisitively toward them. Chip slowed the creams to a walk, raised
the gun and laid it across his knees, threw a shell into position
and adjusted the sight.
"Here, you can try, if you like," he said. "Whenever you're ready
I'll stop. You had better stand up—I'll watch that you don't fall.
Ready? Whoa, Pet!"
Miss Whitmore did not much like the skepticism in his tone, but she
stood up, took quick, careful aim and fired.
Pet jumped her full length and reared, but Chip was watching for
some such performance and had them well under control, even though
he was compelled to catch Miss Whitmore from lurching backward upon
her baggage behind the seat—which would have been bad for the
guitar and mandolin, if not for the young woman.
The coyote had sprung high in air, whirled dizzily and darted over
the hill.
"You hit him," cried Chip, forgetting his prejudice for a moment.
He turned the creams from the road, filled with the spirit of the
chase. Miss Whitmore will long remember that mad dash over the
hilltops and into the hollows, in which she could only cling to the
rifle and to the seat as best she might, and hope that the driver
knew what he was about—which he certainly did.
"There he goes, sneaking down that coulee! He'll get into one of
those washouts and hide, if we don't head him off. I'll drive
around so you can get another shot at him," cried Chip. He headed
up the hill again until the coyote, crouching low, was fully
revealed.
"That's a fine shot. Throw another shell in, quick! You better
kneel on the seat, this time—the horses know what's coming. Steady,
Polly, my girl!"
Miss Whitmore glanced down the hill, and then, apprehensively, at
the creams, who were clanking their bits, wild-eyed and quivering.
Only their master's familiar voice and firm grip on the reins held
them there at all. Chip saw and interpreted the glance, somewhat
contemptuously.
"Oh, of course if you're afraid—"
Miss Whitmore set her teeth savagely, knelt and fired, cutting the
sentence short in his teeth and forcing his undivided attention to
the horses, which showed a strong inclination to bolt.
"I think I got him that time," said she, nonchalantly, setting her
hat straight—though Chip, with one of his quick glances, observed
that she was rather white around the mouth.
He brought the horses dexterously into the road and quieted
them.
"Aren't you going to get my coyote?" she ventured to ask.
"Certainly. The road swings back, down that same coulee, and we'll
pass right by it. Then I'll get out and pick him up, while you hold
the horses."
"You'll hold those horses yourself," returned Miss Whitmore, with
considerable spirit. "I'd much rather pick up the coyote, thank
you."
Chip said nothing to this, whatever he may have thought. He drove
up to the coyote with much coaxing of Pet and Polly, who eyed the
gray object askance. Miss Whitmore sprang out and seized the animal
by its coarse, bushy tail.
"Gracious, he's heavy!" she exclaimed, after one tug.
"He's been fattening up on Flying U calves," remarked Chip, his
foot upon the brake.
Miss Whitmore knelt and examined the cattle thief curiously.
"Look," she said, "here's where I hit him the first time; the
bullet took a diagonal course from the shoulder back to the other
side. It must have gone within an inch of his heart, and would have
finished him in a short time, without that other shot—that
penetrated his brain, you see; death was instantaneous."
Chip had taken advantage of the halt to roll a cigarette, holding
the reins tightly between his knees while he did so. He passed the
loose edge of the paper across the tip of his tongue, eying the
young woman curiously the while.
"You seem to be pretty well onto your job," he remarked,
dryly.
"I ought to be," she said, laughing a little. "I've been learning
the trade ever since I was sixteen."
"Yes? You began early."
"My Uncle John is a doctor. I helped him in the office till he got
me into the medical school. I was brought up in an atmosphere of
antiseptics and learned all the bones in Uncle John's
'Boneparte'—the skeleton, you know—before I knew all my letters."
She dragged the coyote close to the wheel.
"Let me get hold of the tail." Chip carefully pinched out the blaze
of his match and threw it away before he leaned over to help. With
a quick lift he landed the animal, limp and bloody, squarely upon
the top of Miss Whitmore's largest trunk. The pointed nose hung
down the side, the white fangs exposed in a sinister grin. The girl
gazed upon him proudly at first, then in dismay.
"Oh, he's dripping blood all over my mandolin case—and I just know
it won't come out!" She tugged frantically at the instrument.
"'Out, damned spot!'" quoted Chip in a sepulchral tone before he
turned to assist her.
Miss Whitmore let go the mandolin and stared blankly up at him, and
Chip, offended at her frank surprise that he should quote
Shakespeare, shut his lips tightly and relapsed into silence.
CHAPTER II.—Over the "Hog's Back."
"That's Flying U ranch," volunteered Chip, as they turned
sharply to the right and began to descend a long grade built into
the side of a steep, rocky bluff. Below them lay the ranch in a
long, narrow coulee. Nearest them sprawled the house, low, white
and roomy, with broad porches and wide windows; further down the
coulee, at the base of a gentle slope, were the sheds, the high,
round corrals and the haystacks. Great, board gates were
distributed in seemingly useless profusion, while barbed wire
fences stretched away in all directions. A small creek, bordered
with cottonwoods and scraggly willows, wound aimlessly away down
the coulee.
"J. G. doesn't seem to have much method," remarked Miss
Whitmore, after a critical survey. "What are all those log cabins
scattered down the hill for? They look as though J. G. had a
handful that he didn't want, and just threw them down toward the
stable and left them lying where they happened to fall."