Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors. E-Book

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• Herausgeber: Kitabu
• Kategorie: Gesellschafts- und Liebesromane
• Sprache: Englisch
• Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2012

Beschreibung

Have fun with a collection of more than 1000 Chuck Norris' facts. Volume 4

Leseprobe

CHUCK NORRIS CAN SLAM REVOLVING DOORS.

ISBN 978-88-674409-4-8

Series: RADICI

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Chuck Norris put Stephen Hawking in that wheelchair. Hawking still freely admits that it was the greatest sexual experience he ever had.

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The U.S National Debt is a result of Chuck Norris' tax return.

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Chuck Norris once won a chilly contest simply by picking up the country of Chile and carrying it there with him. No one dare tell him they aren't the same.

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Chuck Norris once crushed a school bus full of children with his forehead.

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Chuck Norris can have unprotected sex with a volcano.

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We once had a bachelor party for Chuck Norris. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.

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Chuck Norris shits Olympic gold medals, then feeds them to his dogs, which he then eats.

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On the 7th day, God wasn't resting; he was hiding from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris is not a man; he is the culmination of hundreds of years of black oppression.

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Chuck Norris makes coffee out of women’s screams and the fear of children.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once ate a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

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Chuck Norris thinks that MacGyver is a complete prick because he doesn't have facial hair.