Chuck Norris can speak braile. E-Book

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• Herausgeber: Kitabu
• Kategorie: Gesellschafts- und Liebesromane
• Sprache: Englisch
• Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2012

Beschreibung

Have fun with a collection of more than 1000 Chuck Norris' facts. Volume 6

Leseprobe

CHUCK NORRIS CAN SPEAK BRAILE.

ISBN 978-88-67440-96-2

Series: RADICI

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Walker Texas Ranger recently won an Emmy even though new episodes haven't been produced in years. Chuck Norris likes re-runs.

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Chuck Norris once ran over a little girl's bike and laughed for three days. Sadly, the little girl was still on her bike.

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Women never say no to Chuck Norris. Even if they don't want to, they know its eventually going to happen.

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According to legend, Chuck Norris once played a game of Battleship against the U.S. government. It is unclear which side proposed the challenge, but Pearl Harbour has never been the same.

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Once, Chuck Norris sneezed in the direction of a wind generator farm, providing California with 100 years of electricity.

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Samuel Jackson calls Chuck Norris, "My nigga."

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When Chuck Norris wants a back massage, he lays down on railroad tracks.

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Shaking Chuck Norris' hand can be harmful to your health. Just ask Christopher Reeve.

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Tiger Woods challenged Chuck Norris to a long drive contest. Tiger's ball went 356 yards, Chuck's ball exploded on impact with the club, killing thousands.

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In a grassy knoll in Dallas one day, Chuck Norris decided to flash a parade. JFK's head exploded at the sight of his dick, and the world has never been the same.