Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits. E-Book

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• Herausgeber: Kitabu
• Kategorie: Gesellschafts- und Liebesromane
• Sprache: Englisch
• Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2012

Beschreibung

Have fun with a collection of more than 1000 Chuck Norris' facts. Volume 5

Leseprobe

CHUCK NORRIS DOESN'T SLEEP. HE WAITS.

ISBN 978-88-67440-95-5

Series: RADICI

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Chuck Norris once was approached by a man who said, "Hello, I'm John Joseph Jonny Jr." Realizing that this was an awesomely tongue tying name, he proceeded to give Mr. Jonny a roundhouse kick to the face and stated, "Shut up. I'm Chuck Norris."

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When the Grim Reaper is invited to a Halloween party, he usually comes as Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris could have stopped the Holocaust but he was too busy having sex with an over-sized garden gnome.

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Chuck Norris floats like a butterfly and stings like a tomahawk missile. At mach 3. In the face.

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Chuck Norris once killed a judge and was sent to Alcatraz just to prove he could escape.

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China was once bordering the United States, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it all the way through the Earth.

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Chuck Norris plays duck-duck-goose with death row inmates.

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There is a picture of Chuck Norris next to 'Justice' in the dictionary. If your dictionary doesn't have this, Chuck Norris will kill you.

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Of Sesame Street fame, Bert and Ernie no longer live together. This was after Chuck Norris raised suspicions about their relationship.

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If Chuck Norris were a volcano, he'd still roundhouse kick you in the face.

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The only reason Chuck Norris didn't win an Oscar for his performance in "Sidekicks" is because nobody in their right mind would willingly give Chuck Norris a blunt metal object. That's just suicide.