Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris does. E-Book

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• Herausgeber: Kitabu
• Kategorie: Gesellschafts- und Liebesromane
• Sprache: Englisch
• Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2012

Beschreibung

Have fun with a collection of more than 1000 Chuck Norris' facts. Volume 3

Leseprobe

GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE, CHUCK NORRIS DOES.

ISBN 978-88-67440-93-1

Series: RADICI

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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris' secret to success is not his beard nor roundhouse kicks, but rather a steady diet of baby flesh.

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Haley's comet only passes the Earth once every 76 years because that's how often Chuck Norris lets it.

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There is no such thing as a suicidal jumper; they were just trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

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World War I was often referred to as the "Great War". This term was actually paraphrased from Chuck Norris' reference to it as being a "Top-Notch Freakin Awesome War".

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Chuck Norris is the only known human that can perform photosynthesis. However, he refuses to do so because, "Converting light energy into nutrients for pussies."

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Legend has it that the monster Medusa, whose gaze would petrify those who met it, was defeated by Perseus when he held out a mirror to her, causing her to see her own hideous face and thus become petrified herself.

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Outkast apologized for making Mrs. Jackson's daughter cry. Chuck Norris didn't, and swiftly roundhouse kicked Andre 3000 for being a pussy.

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Chuck Norris once took first prize in the annual NAACP Halloween costume contest. His costume was a slave trader.

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If you replace Schrödinger's cat with Chuck Norris, it's actually the observer that winds up dead.