Dr. Heidegger’s Experiment
That very singular man, old Dr.
Heidegger, once invited four venerable friends to meet him in his
study. There were three white-bearded gentlemen, Mr. Medbourne,
Colonel Killigrew, and Mr. Gascoigne, and a withered gentlewoman,
whose name was the Widow Wycherly. They were all melancholy old
creatures, who had been unfortunate in life, and whose greatest
misfortune it was that they were not long ago in their graves. Mr.
Medbourne, in the vigor of his age, had been a prosperous merchant,
but had lost his all by a frantic speculation, and was now little
better than a mendicant. Colonel Killigrew had wasted his best
years, and his health and substance, in the pursuit of sinful
pleasures, which had given birth to a brood of pains, such as the
gout, and divers other torments of soul and body. Mr. Gascoigne was
a ruined politician, a man of evil fame, or at least had been so,
till time had buried him from the knowledge of the present
generation, and made him obscure instead of infamous. As for the
Widow Wycherly, tradition tells us that she was a great beauty in
her day; but, for a long while past, she had lived in deep
seclusion, on account of certain scandalous stories, which had
prejudiced the gentry of the town against her. It is a circumstance
worth mentioning, that each of these three old gentlemen, Mr.
Medbourne, Colonel Killigrew, and Mr. Gascoigne, were early lovers
of the Widow Wycherly, and had once been on the point of cutting
each other’s throats for her sake. And, before proceeding further,
I will merely hint, that Dr. Heidegger and all his four guests were
sometimes thought to be a little beside themselves; as is not
unfrequently the case with old people, when worried either by
present troubles or woful recollections.
“My dear old friends,” said Dr.
Heidegger, motioning them to be seated, “I am desirous of your
assistance in one of those little experiments with which I amuse
myself here in my study.”
If all stories were true, Dr.
Heidegger’s study must have been a very curious place. It was a
dim, old-fashioned chamber, festooned with cobwebs and besprinkled
with antique dust. Around the walls stood several oaken bookcases,
the lower shelves of which were filled with rows of gigantic folios
and black-letter quartos, and the upper with little parchment-
covered duodecimos. Over the central bookcase was a bronze bust of
Hippocrates, with which, according to some authorities, Dr.
Heidegger was accustomed to hold consultations, in all difficult
cases of his practice. In the obscurest corner of the room stood a
tall and narrow oaken closet, with its door ajar, within which
doubtfully appeared a skeleton. Between two of the bookcases hung a
looking-glass, presenting its high and dusty plate within a
tarnished gilt frame. Among many wonderful stories related of this
mirror, it was fabled that the spirits of all the doctor’s deceased
patients dwelt within its verge, and would stare him in the face
whenever he looked thitherward. The opposite side of the chamber
was ornamented with the full-length portrait of a young lady,
arrayed in the faded magnificence of silk, satin, and brocade, and
with a visage as faded as her dress. Above half a century ago, Dr.
Heidegger had been on the point of marriage with this young lady;
but, being affected with some slight disorder, she had swallowed
one of her lover’s prescriptions, and died on the bridal evening.
The greatest curiosity of the study remains to be mentioned; it was
a ponderous folio volume, bound in black leather, with massive
silver clasps. There were no letters on the back, and nobody could
tell the title of
the book. But it was well known
to be a book of magic; and once, when a chambermaid had lifted it,
merely to brush away the dust, the skeleton had rattled in its
closet, the picture of the young lady had stepped one foot upon the
floor, and several ghastly faces had peeped forth from the mirror;
while the brazen head of Hippocrates frowned, and said,
“Forbear!”
Such was Dr. Heidegger’s study.
On the summer afternoon of our tale, a small round table, as black
as ebony, stood in the centre of the room, sustaining a cut-glass
vase, of beautiful form and elaborate workmanship. The sunshine
came through the window, between the heavy festoons of two faded
damask curtains, and fell directly across this vase; so that a mild
splendor was reflected from it on the ashen visages of the five old
people who sat around. Four champagne-glasses were also on the
table.
“My dear old friends,” repeated
Dr. Heidegger, “may I reckon on your aid in performing an
exceedingly curious experiment?”
Now Dr. Heidegger was a very
strange old gentleman, whose eccentricity had become the nucleus
for a thousand fantastic stories. Some of these fables, to my shame
be it spoken, might possibly be traced back to mine own veracious
self; and if any passages of the present tale should startle the
reader’s faith, I must be content to bear the stigma of a
fiction-monger.
When the doctor’s four guests
heard him talk of his proposed experiment, they anticipated nothing
more wonderful than the murder of a mouse in an air-pump, or the
examination of a cobweb by the microscope, or some similar
nonsense, with which he was constantly in the habit of pestering
his intimates. But without waiting for a reply, Dr. Heidegger
hobbled across the chamber, and returned with the same ponderous
folio, bound in black leather, which common report affirmed to be a
book of magic. Undoing the silver clasps, he opened the volume, and
took from among its black-letter pages a rose, or what was once a
rose, though now the green leaves and crimson petals had assumed
one brownish hue, and the ancient flower seemed ready to crumble to
dust in the doctor’s hands.
“This rose,” said Dr. Heidegger,
with a sigh, “this same withered and crumbling flower, blossomed
five-and-fifty years ago. It was given me by Sylvia Ward, whose
portrait hangs yonder; and I meant to wear it in my bosom at our
wedding. Five-and-fifty years it has been treasured between the
leaves of this old volume. Now, would you deem it possible that
this rose of half a century could ever bloom again?”
“Nonsense!” said the Widow
Wycherly, with a peevish toss of her head. “You might as well ask
whether an old woman’s wrinkled face could ever bloom again.”
“See!” answered Dr.
Heidegger.
He uncovered the vase, and threw
the faded rose into the water which it contained. At first, it lay
lightly on the surface of the fluid, appearing to imbibe none of
its moisture. Soon, however, a singular change began to be visible.
The crushed and dried petals stirred, and assumed a deepening tinge
of crimson, as if the flower were reviving from a death- like
slumber; the slender stalk and twigs of foliage became green; and
there was the rose of half a century, looking as fresh as when
Sylvia Ward had first given it to her lover. It was scarcely full
blown; for some of its delicate red leaves curled modestly around
its moist bosom, within which two or three dewdrops were
sparkling.
“That is certainly a very pretty
deception,” said the doctor’s friends; carelessly, however, for
they had witnessed greater miracles at a conjurer’s show; “pray how
was it effected?”
“Did you never hear of the
‘Fountain of Youth,’” asked Dr. Heidegger, “which Ponce de Leon,
the Spanish adventurer, went in search of, two or three centuries
ago?”
“But did Ponce de Leon ever find
it?” said the Widow Wycherly.
“No,” answered Dr. Heidegger,
“for he never sought it in the right place. The famous Fountain of
Youth, if I am rightly informed, is situated in the southern part
of the Floridian peninsula, not far from Lake Macaco. Its source is
overshadowed by several gigantic magnolias, which, though
numberless centuries old, have been kept as fresh as violets, by
the virtues of this wonderful water. An acquaintance of mine,
knowing my curiosity in such matters, has sent me what you see in
the vase.
“Ahem!” said Colonel Killigrew,
who believed not a word of the doctor’s story; “and what may be the
effect of this fluid on the human frame?”
“You shall judge for yourself, my
dear Colonel,” replied Dr. Heidegger; “and all of you, my respected
friends, are welcome to so much of this admirable fluid as may
restore to you the bloom of youth. For my own part, having had much
trouble in growing old, I am in no hurry to grow young again. With
your permission, therefore, I will merely watch the progress of the
experiment.”
While he spoke, Dr. Heidegger had
been filling the four champagne-glasses with the water of the
Fountain of Youth. It was apparently impregnated with an
effervescent gas, for little bubbles were continually ascending
from the depths of the glasses, and bursting in silvery spray at
the surface. As the liquor diffused a pleasant perfume, the old
people doubted not that it possessed cordial and comfortable
properties; and, though utter sceptics as to its rejuvenescent
power, they were inclined to swallow it at once. But Dr. Heidegger
besought them to stay a moment.
“Before you drink, my respectable
old friends,” said he, “it would be well that, with the experience
of a lifetime to direct you, you should draw up a few general rules
for your guidance, in passing a second time through the perils of
youth. Think what a sin and shame it would be, if, with your
peculiar advantages, you should not become patterns of virtue and
wisdom to all the young people of the age.”
The doctor’s four venerable
friends made him no answer, except by a feeble and tremulous laugh;
so very ridiculous was the idea, that, knowing how closely
repentance treads behind the steps of error, they should ever go
astray again.
“Drink, then,” said the doctor,
bowing. “I rejoice that I have so well selected the subjects of my
experiment.”
With palsied hands, they raised
the glasses to their lips. The liquor, if it really possessed such
virtues as Dr. Heidegger imputed to it, could not have been
bestowed on four human beings who needed it more wofully. They
looked as if they had never known what youth or pleasure was, but
had been the off-spring of Nature’s dotage, and always the gray,
decrepit, sapless, miserable creatures who now sat stooping round
the doctor’s table, without life enough in their souls or bodies to
be animated even by the prospect of growing young again. They drank
off the water, and replaced their glasses on the table.
Assuredly there was an almost
immediate improvement in the aspect of the party, not unlike what
might have been produced by a glass of generous wine, together with
a sudden glow of cheerful sunshine, brightening over all their
visages at once. There was a healthful suffusion on their cheeks,
instead of the ashen hue that had made them look so corpse-like.
They gazed at one another, and fancied that some magic power had
really begun to smooth away the deep and sad inscriptions which
Father Time had been so long engraving on their brows. The Widow
Wycherly adjusted her cap, for she felt almost like a woman
again.
“Give us more of this wondrous
water!” cried they, eagerly. “We are younger,—but we are still too
old! Quick,—give us more!”
“Patience, patience!” quoth Dr.
Heidegger, who sat watching the experiment, with philosophic
coolness. “You have been a long time growing old. Surely, you might
be content to grow young in half an hour! But the water is at your
service.”
Again he filled their glasses
with the liquor of youth, enough of which still remained in the
vase to turn half the old people in the city to the age of their
own grandchildren. While the bubbles were yet sparkling on the
brim, the doctor’s four guests snatched their glasses from the
table, and swallowed the contents at a single gulp. Was it
delusion? even while the draught was passing down their throats, it
seemed to have wrought a change on their whole systems. Their eyes
grew clear and bright; a dark shade deepened among their silvery
locks; they sat around the table, three gentlemen of middle age,
and a woman, hardly beyond her buxom prime.
“My dear widow, you are
charming!” cried Colonel Killigrew, whose eyes had been fixed upon
her face, while the shadows of age were flitting from it like
darkness from the crimson daybreak.
The fair widow knew, of old, that
Colonel Killigrew’s compliments were not always measured by sober
truth; so she started up and ran to the mirror, still dreading that
the ugly visage of an old woman would meet her gaze. Meanwhile, the
three gentlemen behaved in such a manner, as proved that the water
of the Fountain of Youth possessed some intoxicating qualities;
unless, indeed, their exhilaration of spirits were merely a
lightsome dizziness, caused by the sudden removal of the weight of
years. Mr. Gascoigne’s mind seemed to run on political topics, but
whether relating to the past, present, or future, could not easily
be determined, since the same ideas and phrases have been in vogue
these fifty years. Now he rattled forth full-throated sentences
about patriotism, national glory, and the people’s right; now he
muttered some perilous stuff or other, in a sly and doubtful
whisper, so cautiously that even his own conscience could scarcely
catch the secret; and now, again, he spoke in measured accents, and
a deeply deferential tone, as if a royal ear were listening to his
well-turned periods. Colonel Killigrew all this time had been
trolling forth a jolly bottle-song, and ringing his glass in
symphony with the chorus, while his eyes wandered toward the buxom
figure of the Widow Wycherly. On the other side of the table, Mr.
Medbourne was involved in a calculation of dollars and cents, with
which was strangely intermingled a project for supplying the East
Indies with ice, by harnessing a team of whales to the polar
icebergs.
As for the Widow Wycherly, she
stood before the mirror courtesying and simpering to her
own image, and greeting it as the
friend whom she loved better than all the world beside. She thrust
her face close to the glass, to see whether some long-remembered
wrinkle or crow’s-foot had indeed vanished. She examined whether
the snow had so entirely melted from her hair, that the venerable
cap could be safely thrown aside. At last, turning briskly away,
she came with a sort of dancing step to the table.
“My dear old doctor,” cried she,
“pray favor me with another glass!”
“Certainly, my dear madam,
certainly!” replied the complaisant doctor; “see! I have already
filled the glasses.”
There, in fact, stood the four
glasses, brimful of this wonderful water, the delicate spray of
which, as it effervesced from the surface, resembled the tremulous
glitter of diamonds. It was now so nearly sunset, that the chamber
had grown duskier than ever; but a mild and moonlike splendor
gleamed from within the vase, and rested alike on the four guests,
and on the doctor’s venerable figure. He sat in a high-backed,
elaborately carved oaken arm- chair, with a gray dignity of aspect
that might have well befitted that very Father Time, whose power
had never been disputed, save by this fortunate company. Even while
quaffing the third draught of the Fountain of Youth, they were
almost awed by the expression of his mysterious visage.
But, the next moment, the
exhilarating gush of young life shot through their veins. They were
now in the happy prime of youth. Age, with its miserable train of
cares, and sorrows, and diseases, was remembered only as the
trouble of a dream, from which they had joyously awoke. The fresh
gloss of the soul, so early lost, and without which the world’s
successive scenes had been but a gallery of faded pictures, again
threw its enchantment over all their prospects. They felt like
new-created beings, in a new-created universe.
“We are young! We are young!”
they cried exultingly.