Love for Love: A Comedy E-Book

William Congreve

• Herausgeber: Sovereign
• Kategorie: Lebensstil
• Serie: Timeless Classic
• Sprache: Englisch
• Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2015

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Beschreibung

Valentine has fallen under the displeasure of his father by his extravagance, and is besieged by creditors. His father, Sir Sampson Legend, offers him enough to pay his debts if he will sign a bond engaging to make over his right to his inheritance to his younger brother Ben. Valentine, to escape from his embarrassment, signs the bond. He is in love with Angelica, who possesses a fortune of her own, but so far she has not yielded to his suit. Sir Sampson has arranged a match between Ben, who is at sea, and Miss Prue, an awkward country girl, the daughter of Foresight, a superstitious old fool who claims to be an astrologer.

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William Congreve

William Congreve

Love for Love

LONDON ∙ NEW YORK ∙ TORONTO ∙ SAO PAULO ∙ MOSCOW

PARIS ∙ MADRID ∙ BERLIN ∙ ROME ∙ MEXICO CITY ∙ MUMBAI ∙ SEOUL ∙ DOHA

TOKYO ∙ SYDNEY ∙ CAPE TOWN ∙ AUCKLAND ∙ BEIJING

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Contents

PROLOGUE.

EPILOGUE.

DRAMATIS PERSONÆ.

ACT I.

ACT II.

ACT III.

ACT IV.

ACT V.

Nudus agris, nudus nummis paternis,Insanire parat certa ratione modoque.

—Hor.

TO THE RIGHT HONOURABLECHARLES, EARL OF DORSET AND MIDDLESEX,LORD CHAMBERLAIN OF HIS MAJESTY’S HOUSEHOLD,AND KNIGHT OF THE MOST NOBLE ORDER OF THE GARTER, ETC.

My Lord,—A young poet is liable to the same vanity and indiscretion with a young lover; and the great man who smiles upon one, and the fine woman who looks kindly upon t’other, are both of ’em in danger of having the favour published with the first opportunity.

But there may be a different motive, which will a little distinguish the offenders. For though one should have a vanity in ruining another’s reputation, yet the other may only have an ambition to advance his own. And I beg leave, my lord, that I may plead the latter, both as the cause and excuse of this dedication.

Whoever is king is also the father of his country; and as nobody can dispute your lordship’s monarchy in poetry, so all that are concerned ought to acknowledge your universal patronage. And it is only presuming on the privilege of a loyal subject that I have ventured to make this, my address of thanks, to your lordship, which at the same time includes a prayer for your protection.

I am not ignorant of the common form of poetical dedications, which are generally made up of panegyrics, where the authors endeavour to distinguish their patrons, by the shining characters they give them, above other men. But that, my lord, is not my business at this time, nor is your lordship now to be distinguished. I am contented with the honour I do myself in this epistle without the vanity of attempting to add to or explain your Lordships character.

I confess it is not without some struggling that I behave myself in this case as I ought: for it is very hard to be pleased with a subject, and yet forbear it. But I choose rather to follow Pliny’s precept, than his example, when, in his panegyric to the Emperor Trajan, he says:—

Nec minus considerabo quid aures ejus pati possint, quam quid virtutibus debeatur.

I hope I may be excused the pedantry of a quotation when it is so justly applied. Here are some lines in the print (and which your lordship read before this play was acted) that were omitted on the stage; and particularly one whole scene in the third act, which not only helps the design forward with less precipitation, but also heightens the ridiculous character of Foresight, which indeed seems to be maimed without it. But I found myself in great danger of a long play, and was glad to help it where I could. Though notwithstanding my care and the kind reception it had from the town, I could heartily wish it yet shorter: but the number of different characters represented in it would have been too much crowded in less room.

This reflection on prolixity (a fault for which scarce any one beauty will atone) warns me not to be tedious now, and detain your lordship any longer with the trifles of, my lord, your lordship’s most obedient and most humble servant,

WILLIAM CONGREVE.

PROLOGUE.

Spoken, at the opening of the new house, by Mr. Betterton.

The husbandman in vain renews his toilTo cultivate each year a hungry soil;And fondly hopes for rich and generous fruit,When what should feed the tree devours the root;Th’ unladen boughs, he sees, bode certain dearth,Unless transplanted to more kindly earth.So the poor husbands of the stage, who foundTheir labours lost upon ungrateful ground,This last and only remedy have proved,And hope new fruit from ancient stocks removed.Well may they hope, when you so kindly aid,Well plant a soil which you so rich have made.As Nature gave the world to man’s first age,So from your bounty, we receive this stage;The freedom man was born to, you’ve restored,And to our world such plenty you afford,It seems like Eden, fruitful of its own accord.But since in Paradise frail flesh gave way,And when but two were made, both went astray;Forbear your wonder, and the fault forgive,If in our larger family we grieveOne falling Adam and one tempted Eve.We who remain would gratefully repayWhat our endeavours can, and bring this dayThe first-fruit offering of a virgin play.We hope there’s something that may please each taste,And though of homely fare we make the feast,Yet you will find variety at least.There’s humour, which for cheerful friends we got,And for the thinking party there’s a plot.We’ve something, too, to gratify ill-nature,(If there be any here), and that is satire.Though satire scarce dares grin, ’tis grown so mildOr only shows its teeth, as if it smiled.As asses thistles, poets mumble wit,And dare not bite for fear of being bit:They hold their pens, as swords are held by fools,And are afraid to use their own edge-tools.Since the Plain-Dealer’s scenes of manly rage,Not one has dared to lash this crying age.This time, the poet owns the bold essay,Yet hopes there’s no ill-manners in his play;And he declares, by me, he has designedAffront to none, but frankly speaks his mind.And should th’ ensuing scenes not chance to hit,He offers but this one excuse, ’twas writBefore your late encouragement of wit.

EPILOGUE.

Spoken, at the opening of the new house, by Mrs. Bracegirdle.

Sure Providence at first designed this placeTo be the player’s refuge in distress;For still in every storm they all run hither,As to a shed that shields ’em from the weather.But thinking of this change which last befel us,It’s like what I have heard our poets tell us:For when behind our scenes their suits are pleading,To help their love, sometimes they show their reading;And, wanting ready cash to pay for hearts,They top their learning on us, and their parts.Once of philosophers they told us stories,Whom, as I think, they called—Py—Pythagories,I’m sure ’tis some such Latin name they give ’em,And we, who know no better, must believe ’em.Now to these men, say they, such souls were given,That after death ne’er went to hell nor heaven,But lived, I know not how, in beasts; and thenWhen many years were past, in men again.Methinks, we players resemble such a soul,That does from bodies, we from houses stroll.Thus Aristotle’s soul, of old that was,May now be damned to animate an ass,Or in this very house, for ought we know,Is doing painful penance in some beau;And thus our audience, which did once resortTo shining theatres to see our sport,Now find us tossed into a tennis-court.These walls but t’other day were filled with noiseOf roaring gamesters and your dam’me boys;Then bounding balls and rackets they encompast,And now they’re filled with jests, and flights, and bombast!I vow, I don’t much like this transmigration,Strolling from place to place by circulation;Grant heaven, we don’t return to our first station!I know not what these think, but for my partI can’t reflect without an aching heart,How we should end in our original, a cart.But we can’t fear, since you’re so good to save us,That you have only set us up, to leave us.Thus from the past we hope for future grace,I beg it—And some here know I have a begging face.Then pray continue this your kind behaviour,For a clear stage won’t do, without your favour.

DRAMATIS PERSONÆ.

MEN.

Sir Sampson Legend, father to Valentine and Ben,

Mr. Underhill.

Valentine, fallen under his father’s displeasure by his expensive way of living, in love with Angelica,

Mr. Betterton.

Scandal, his friend, a free speaker,

Mr. Smith.

Tattle, a half-witted beau, vain of his amours, yet valuing himself for secrecy,

Mr. Bowman.

Ben, Sir Sampson’s younger son, half home-bred and half sea-bred, designed to marry Miss Prue,

Mr. Dogget.

Foresight, an illiterate old fellow, peevish and positive, superstitious, and pretending to understand astrology, palmistry, physiognomy, omens, dreams, etc.; uncle to Angelica,

Mr. Sanford.

Jeremy, servant to Valentine,

Mr. Bowen.

Trapland, a scrivener,

Mr. Triffusis.

Buckram, a lawyer,

Mr. Freeman.

WOMEN.

Angelica, niece to Foresight, of a considerable fortune in her own hands,

Mrs. Bracegirdle.

Mrs. Foresight, second wife to Foresight,

Mrs. Bowman.

Mrs. Frail, sister to Mrs. Foresight, a woman of the town,

Mrs. Barry.

Miss Prue, daughter to Foresight by a former wife, a silly, awkward country girl,

Mrs. Ayliff.

Nurse to Miss,

Mrs. Leigh.

Jenny,

Mrs. Lawson.

A Steward, Officers, Sailors, and Several Servants.

The Scene in London.

ACT I.

SCENE I.

Valentinein his chamber reading. Jeremywaiting.

Several books upon the table.

VAL. Jeremy.

JERE. Sir?

VAL. Here, take away. I’ll walk a turn and digest what I have read.

JERE. You’ll grow devilish fat upon this paper diet. [Aside, and taking away the books.]

VAL. And d’ye hear, go you to breakfast. There’s a page doubled down in Epictetus, that is a feast for an emperor.

JERE. Was Epictetus a real cook, or did he only write receipts?

VAL. Read, read, sirrah, and refine your appetite; learn to live upon instruction; feast your mind and mortify your flesh; read, and take your nourishment in at your eyes; shut up your mouth, and chew the cud of understanding. So Epictetus advises.

JERE. O Lord! I have heard much of him, when I waited upon a gentleman at Cambridge. Pray what was that Epictetus?

VAL. A very rich man.—Not worth a groat.

JERE. Humph, and so he has made a very fine feast, where there is nothing to be eaten?

VAL. Yes.

JERE. Sir, you’re a gentleman, and probably understand this fine feeding: but if you please, I had rather be at board wages. Does your Epictetus, or your Seneca here, or any of these poor rich rogues, teach you how to pay your debts without money? Will they shut up the mouths of your creditors? Will Plato be bail for you? Or Diogenes, because he understands confinement, and lived in a tub, go to prison for you? ’Slife, sir, what do you mean, to mew yourself up here with three or four musty books, in commendation of starving and poverty?

VAL. Why, sirrah, I have no money, you know it; and therefore resolve to rail at all that have. And in that I but follow the examples of the wisest and wittiest men in all ages, these poets and philosophers whom you naturally hate, for just such another reason; because they abound in sense, and you are a fool.

JERE. Ay, sir, I am a fool, I know it: and yet, heaven help me, I’m poor enough to be a wit. But I was always a fool when I told you what your expenses would bring you to; your coaches and your liveries; your treats and your balls; your being in love with a lady that did not care a farthing for you in your prosperity; and keeping company with wits that cared for nothing but your prosperity; and now, when you are poor, hate you as much as they do one another.

VAL. Well, and now I am poor I have an opportunity to be revenged on them all. I’ll pursue Angelica with more love than ever, and appear more notoriously her admirer in this restraint, than when I openly rivalled the rich fops that made court to her. So shall my poverty be a mortification to her pride, and, perhaps, make her compassionate the love which has principally reduced me to this lowness of fortune. And for the wits, I’m sure I am in a condition to be even with them.

JERE. Nay, your condition is pretty even with theirs, that’s the truth on’t.

VAL. I’ll take some of their trade out of their hands.

JERE. Now heaven of mercy continue the tax upon paper. You don’t mean to write?

VAL. Yes, I do. I’ll write a play.

JERE. Hem! Sir, if you please to give me a small certificate of three lines—only to certify those whom it may concern, that the bearer hereof, Jeremy Fetch by name, has for the space of seven years truly and faithfully served Valentine Legend, Esq., and that he is not now turned away for any misdemeanour, but does voluntarily dismiss his master from any future authority over him—

VAL. No, sirrah; you shall live with me still.

JERE. Sir, it’s impossible. I may die with you, starve with you, or be damned with your works. But to live, even three days, the life of a play, I no more expect it than to be canonised for a muse after my decease.

VAL. You are witty, you rogue. I shall want your help. I’ll have you learn to make couplets to tag the ends of acts. D’ye hear? Get the maids to Crambo in an evening, and learn the knack of rhyming: you may arrive at the height of a song sent by an unknown hand, or a chocolate-house lampoon.

JERE. But, sir, is this the way to recover your father’s favour? Why, Sir Sampson will be irreconcilable. If your younger brother should come from sea, he’d never look upon you again. You’re undone, sir; you’re ruined; you won’t have a friend left in the world if you turn poet. Ah, pox confound that Will’s coffee-house: it has ruined more young men than the Royal Oak lottery. Nothing thrives that belongs to’t. The man of the house would have been an alderman by this time, with half the trade, if he had set up in the city. For my part, I never sit at the door that I don’t get double the stomach that I do at a horse race. The air upon Banstead-Downs is nothing to it for a whetter; yet I never see it, but the spirit of famine appears to me, sometimes like a decayed porter, worn out with pimping, and carrying billet doux and songs: not like other porters, for hire, but for the jests’ sake. Now like a thin chairman, melted down to half his proportion, with carrying a poet upon tick, to visit some great fortune; and his fare to be paid him like the wages of sin, either at the day of marriage, or the day of death.

VAL. Very well, sir; can you proceed?

JERE. Sometimes like a bilked bookseller, with a meagre terrified countenance, that looks as if he had written for himself, or were resolved to turn author, and bring the rest of his brethren into the same condition. And lastly, in the form of a worn-out punk, with verses in her hand, which her vanity had preferred to settlements, without a whole tatter to her tail, but as ragged as one of the muses; or as if she were carrying her linen to the paper-mill, to be converted into folio books of warning to all young maids, not to prefer poetry to good sense, or lying in the arms of a needy wit, before the embraces of a wealthy fool.

SCENE II.

Valentine, Scandal, Jeremy.

SCAN. What, Jeremy holding forth?

VAL. The rogue has (with all the wit he could muster up) been declaiming against wit.

SCAN. Ay? Why, then, I’m afraid Jeremy has wit: for wherever it is, it’s always contriving its own ruin.

JERE. Why, so I have been telling my master, sir: Mr. Scandal, for heaven’s sake, sir, try if you can dissuade him from turning poet.

SCAN. Poet! He shall turn soldier first, and rather depend upon the outside of his head than the lining. Why, what the devil, has not your poverty made you enemies enough? Must you needs shew your wit to get more?

JERE. Ay, more indeed: for who cares for anybody that has more wit than himself?

SCAN. Jeremy speaks like an oracle. Don’t you see how worthless great men and dull rich rogues avoid a witty man of small fortune? Why, he looks like a writ of enquiry into their titles and estates, and seems commissioned by heaven to seize hte better half.

VAL. Therefore I would rail in my writings, and be revenged.

SCAN. Rail? At whom? The whole world? Impotent and vain! Who would die a martyr to sense in a country where the religion is folly? You may stand at bay for a while; but when the full cry is against you, you shan’t have fair play for your life. If you can’t be fairly run down by the hounds, you will be treacherously shot by the huntsmen. No, turn pimp, flatterer, quack, lawyer, parson, be chaplain to an atheist, or stallion to an old woman, anything but poet. A modern poet is worse, more servile, timorous, and fawning, than any I have named: without you could retrieve the ancient honours of the name, recall the stage of Athens, and be allowed the force of open honest satire.

VAL. You are as inveterate against our poets as if your character had been lately exposed upon the stage. Nay, I am not violently bent upon the trade. [One knocks.] Jeremy, see who’s there. [Jer. goes to the door.] But tell me what you would have me do? What do the world say of me, and my forced confinement?

SCAN. The world behaves itself as it uses to do on such occasions; some pity you, and condemn your father; others excuse him, and blame you; only the ladies are merciful, and wish you well, since love and pleasurable expense have been your greatest faults.

VAL. How now?

JERE. Nothing new, sir; I have despatched some half a dozen duns with as much dexterity as a hungry judge does causes at dinner-time.

VAL. What answer have you given ’em?

SCAN. Patience, I suppose, the old receipt.

JERE. No, faith, sir; I have put ’em off so long with patience and forbearance, and other fair words, that I was forced now to tell ’em in plain downright English—

VAL. What?

JERE. That they should be paid.

VAL. When?

JERE. To-morrow.

VAL. And how the devil do you mean to keep your word?

JERE. Keep it? Not at all; it has been so very much stretched that I reckon it will break of course by to-morrow, and nobody be surprised at the matter. [Knocking.] Again! Sir, if you don’t like my negotiation, will you be pleased to answer these yourself?

VAL. See who they are.

SCENE III.

Valentine, Scandal.

VAL. By this, Scandal, you may see what it is to be great; secretaries of state, presidents of the council, and generals of an army lead just such a life as I do; have just such crowds of visitants in a morning, all soliciting of past promises; which are but a civiller sort of duns, that lay claim to voluntary debts.

SCAN. And you, like a true great man, having engaged their attendance, and promised more than ever you intended to perform, are more perplexed to find evasions than you would be to invent the honest means of keeping your word, and gratifying your creditors.