At
last, after a fortunate, but to me most tedious passage, we reached
our destined haven. As soon as the boat had landed me on the
shore, I loaded myself with my little possessions, and forcing my
way through the swarming crowd, entered the first and meanest house
distinguished by a sign-board. I ordered a chamber; the waiter
measured me with a glance, and sent me up to the garret.
I ordered fresh water, and
inquired for the abode of Mr. Thomas Jones. “Near the North gate,
the first country house on the right-hand side; a large new house
of red and white marble, supported by many pillars.” Well; it was
yet early; I opened my bundle, laid out my newly-turned black coat,
clad myself in my sprucest garments, put my letter of introduction
into my pocket, and bent my way to the man, who, I modestly hoped,
was destined to befriend me.
After I had gone through the long
North-street, and reached the gate, I saw the columns glimmering
through the green trees. “It is here, then,” I thought. I wiped
the dust from my feet with my pocket-handkerchief, arranged my
cravat, and rung the bell. The door flew open, the servants
narrowly examined me in the hall, but the porter at last announced
me, and I had the honour to be summoned into the park, where Mr.
Jones was walking with a small company. I knew him instantly by
his portly self-complacency. He received me tolerably well—as a
rich man is wont to receive a poor dependent devil; looked towards
me, but without turning from the rest of the company, and took from
me the letter I held in my hand. “Aye, aye! from my brother; I
have not heard from him a long time. Is he well? There”—he
continued, addressing the company without waiting for an answer,
and pointed with the letter to a hill, “There I have ordered a new
building to be erected.” He broke the seal, but not the
conversation, of which wealth became the subject. “He who is not
the master of at least a million,” he interposed, “forgive the
expression, is a ragamuffin.”—“That is true, indeed,” exclaimed I,
with full, overflowing feeling. He must have been pleased with the
expression of my concurrence, for he smiled on me and said, “Remain
here, young friend: I shall perhaps have time to tell you, by and
by, what I think of it.” He pointed to the letter, put it into his
pocket, and turned again to the company. He then offered his arm
to a young lady; other gentlemen were busied with other fair ones;
every one found some one to whom he attached himself, and they
walked towards the rose-encircled hill.
I lingered idly behind, for not a
soul deemed me worthy of notice. The company was extremely
cheerful, jocular, and witty; they spoke seriously of trifles, and
triflingly of serious matters; and I observed they unconcernedly
directed their satires against the persons and the circumstances of
absent friends. I was too great a stranger to understand much of
these discussions; too much distressed and self-retired to enter
into the full merit of these enigmas.
We reached the rose-grove. The
lovely Fanny, the queen, as it seemed, of the day, was capricious
enough to wish to gather for herself a blooming branch; a thorn
pricked her, and a stream, as bright as if from damask roses,
flowed over her delicate hand. This accident put the whole company
in motion. English court-plaister was instantly inquired after. A
silent, meagre, pale, tall, elderly man, who stood next to me, and
whom I had not before observed, instantly put his hand into the
close-fitting breast-pocket of his old-fashioned, grey taffetan
coat, took out a small pocket-book, opened it, and with a lowly bow
gave the lady what she had wished for; she took it without any
attention to the giver, and without a word of thanks. The wound
was bound up, and they ascended the hill, from whose brow they
admired the wide prospect over the park’s green labyrinth,
extending even to the immeasurable ocean.
It was indeed a grand and noble
sight. A light speck appeared on the horizon between the dark
waters and the azure heaven. “A telescope, here!” cried the
merchant; and before any one from the crowds of servants appeared
to answer his call, the grey man, as if he had been applied to, had
already put his hand into his coat-pocket: he had taken from it a
beautiful Dollond, and handed it over to Mr. Jones; who, as soon as
he had raised it to his eye, informed the company that it was the
ship which had sailed yesterday, driven back by contrary winds.
The telescope passed from hand to hand, but never again reached
that of its owner. I, however, looked on the old man with
astonishment, not conceiving how the large machine had come out of
the tiny pocket. Nobody else seemed surprised, and they appeared
to care no more about the grey man than about me.
Refreshments were produced; the
rarest fruits of every climate, served in the richest dishes. Mr.
Jones did the honours with easy, dignified politeness, and for the
second time directed a word to me: “Eat then, you did not get this
on your voyage.” I bowed, but he did not observe me: he was
talking to somebody else.
They would willingly have
remained longer on the sod of the sloping hill, and have stretched
themselves over the outspread turf, had they not feared its
dampness. “Now it would be enchanting,” said somebody of the
company, “if we had Turkey carpets to spread here.” The wish was
hardly expressed ere the man in the grey coat had put his hand into
his pocket, and with modest, even humble demeanour, began to draw
out a rich embroidered Turkey carpet. It was received by the
attendants as a matter of course, and laid down on the appointed
spot. Without further ceremony the company took their stand upon
it. I looked with new surprise on the man, the pocket, and the
carpet, which was about twenty paces long, and ten broad. I rubbed
my eyes, not knowing what to think, and especially as nobody else
seemed moved by what had passed.
I longed to learn something about
the man, and to inquire who he was; but I knew not to whom to
apply, for I really was more afraid of the gentlemen-servants than
of the gentlemen served. I mustered up my spirits at last, and
addressed myself to a young man who seemed less pretending than the
rest, and who had oftener been left to himself. I gently asked
him, who that courteous gentleman was in grey clothes.—“Who? he
that looks like an end of thread blown away from a tailor’s
needle?”—“Yes, he that stands alone.”—“I do not know him,” he
answered; and, determined, as it seemed, to break off the
discussion with me, turned away, and entered on a trifling
conversation with somebody else.
The sun now began to shine more
intensely, and to annoy the ladies. The lovely Fanny carelessly
addressed the grey man, whom, as far as I know, nobody had
addressed before, with the frivolous question: “had he a marquee?”
He answered with a low reverence, as if feeling an undeserved
honour had been done him; his hand was already in his pocket, from
which I perceived canvas, bars, ropes, iron-work—everything, in a
word, belonging to the most sumptuous tent, issuing forth. The
young men helped to erect it; it covered the whole extent of the
carpet, and no one appeared to consider all this as at all
extraordinary.
If my mind was confused, nay
terrified, with these proceedings, how was I overpowered when the
next-breathed wish brought from his pocket three riding horses. I
tell you, three great and noble steeds, with saddles and
appurtenances! Imagine for a moment, I pray you, three saddled
horses from the same pocket which had before produced a
pocket-book, a telescope, an ornamented carpet twenty paces long
and ten broad, a pleasure-tent of the same size, with bars and
iron-work! If I did not solemnly assure you that I had seen it,
with my own eyes, you would certainly doubt the narrative.