The Book of Beasts
He happened to be building a
Palace when the news came, and he left all the bricks kicking about
the floor for Nurse to clear up—but then the news was rather
remarkable news. You see, there was a knock at the front door and
voices talking downstairs, and Lionel thought it was the man come
to see about the gas, which had not been allowed to be lighted
since the day when Lionel made a swing by tying his skipping rope
to the gas bracket. And then, quite suddenly, Nurse came in and
said, "Master Lionel, dear, they've come to fetch you to go and be
King." Then she made haste to change his smock and to wash his face
and hands and brush his hair, and all the time she was doing it
Lionel kept wriggling and fidgeting and saying, "Oh, don't, Nurse,"
and, "I'm sure my ears are quite clean," or, "Never mind my hair,
it's all right," and, "That'll do." "You're going on as if you was
going to be an eel instead of a King," said Nurse. The minute Nurse
let go for a moment Lionel bolted off without waiting for his clean
handkerchief, and in the drawing room there were two very
gravelooking gentlemen in red robes with fur, and gold coronets
with velvet sticking up out of the middle like the cream in the
very expensive jam tarts. They bowed low to Lionel, and the gravest
one said: "Sire, your great-great-great-great-greatgrandfather, the
King of this country, is dead, and now you have got to come and be
King." "Yes, please, sir," said Lionel, "when does it begin?" "You
will be crowned this afternoon," said the grave gentleman who was
not quite so grave-looking as the other. "Would you like me to
bring Nurse, or what time would you like me to be fetched, and
hadn't I better put on my velvet suit with the lace collar?" said
Lionel, who had often been out to tea. "Your Nurse will be removed
to the Palace later. No, never mind about changing your suit; the
Royal robes will cover all that up." The grave gentlemen led the
way to a coach with eight white horses, which was drawn up in front
of the house where Lionel lived. It was No. 7, on the left-hand
side of the street as you go up. Lionel ran upstairs at the last
minute, and he kissed Nurse and said: "Thank you for washing me. I
wish I'd let you do the other ear. No—there's no time now. Give me
the hanky. Good-bye, Nurse." "Good-bye, ducky," said Nurse. "Be a
good little King now, and say 'please' and 'thank you,' and
remember to pass the cake to the little girls, and don't have more
than two helps of anything." So off went Lionel to be made a King.
He had never expected to be a King any more than you have, so it
was all quite new to him—so new that he had never even thought of
it. And as the coach went through the town he had to bite his
tongue to be quite sure it was real, because if his tongue was real
it showed he wasn't dreaming. Half an hour before he had been
building with bricks in the nursery; and now—the streets were all
fluttering with flags; every window was crowded with people waving
handkerchiefs and scattering flowers; there were scarlet soldiers
everywhere along the pavements, and all the bells of all the
churches were ringing like mad, and like a great song to the music
of their ringing he heard thousands of people shouting, "Long live
Lionel! Long live our little King!" He was a little sorry at first
that he had not put on his best clothes, but he soon forgot to
think about that. If he had been a girl he would very likely have
bothered about it the whole time. As they went along, the grave
gentlemen, who were the Chancellor and the Prime Minister,
explained the things which Lionel did not understand. "I thought we
were a Republic," said Lionel. "I'm sure there hasn't been a King
for some time." "Sire, your
great-great-great-great-greatgrandfather's death happened when my
grandfather was a little boy," said the Prime Minister, "and since
then your loyal people have been saving up to buy you a crown—so
much a week, you know, according to people's means—sixpence a week
from those who have first-rate pocket money, down to a halfpenny a
week from those who haven't so much. You know it's the rule that
the crown must be paid for by the people." "But hadn't my
great-great-however-much-it-isgrandfather a crown?" "Yes, but he
sent it to be tinned over, for fear of vanity, and he had had all
the jewels taken out, and sold them to buy books. He was a strange
man; a very good King he was, but he had his faults—he was fond of
books. Almost with his last breath he sent the crown to be
tinned—and he never lived to pay the tinsmith's bill." Here the
Prime Minister wiped away a tear, and just then the carriage
stopped and Lionel was taken out of the carriage to be crowned.
Being crowned is much more tiring work than you would suppose, and
by the time it was over, and Lionel had worn the Royal robes for an
hour or two and had had his hand kissed by everybody whose business
it was to do it, he was quite worn out, and was very glad to get
into the Palace nursery. Nurse was there, and tea was ready: seedy
cake and plummy cake, and jam and hot buttered toast, and the
prettiest china with red and gold and blue flowers on it, and real
tea, and as many cups of it as you liked. After tea Lionel said: "I
think I should like a book. Will you get me one, Nurse?" "Bless the
child," said Nurse. "You don't suppose you've lost the use of your
legs with just being a King? Run along, do, and get your books
yourself." So Lionel went down into the library. The Prime Minister
and the Chancellor were there, and when Lionel came in they bowed
very low, and were beginning to ask Lionel most politely what on
earth he was coming bothering for now—when Lionel cried out: "Oh,
what a worldful of books! Are they yours?" "They are yours, Your
Majesty," answered the Chancellor. "They were the property of the
late King, your great-great—" "Yes, I know," Lionel interrupted.
"Well, I shall read them all. I love to read. I am so glad I
learned to read." "If I might venture to advise Your Majesty," said
the Prime Minister, "I should not read these books. Your great—"
"Yes?" said Lionel, quickly. "He was a very good King—oh, yes,
really a very superior King in his way, but he was a little—well,
strange." "Mad?" asked Lionel, cheerfully. "No, no"—both the
gentlemen were sincerely shocked. "Not mad; but if I may express it
so, he was —er—too clever by half. And I should not like a little
King of mine to have anything to do with his books." Lionel looked
puzzled. "The fact is," the Chancellor went on, twisting his red
beard in an agitated way, "your great—" "Go on," said Lionel. "—was
called a wizard." "But he wasn't?" "Of course not—a most worthy
King was your great—" "I see." "But I wouldn't touch his books."
"Just this one," cried Lionel, laying his hands on the cover of a
great brown book that lay on the study table. It had gold patterns
on the brown leather, and gold clasps with turquoises and rubies in
the twists of them, and gold corners, so that the leather should
not wear out too quickly. "I must look at this one," Lionel said,
for on the back in big letters he read: The Book of Beasts. The
Chancellor said, "Don't be a silly little King." But Lionel had got
the gold clasps undone, and he opened the first page, and there was
a beautiful Butterfly all red, and brown, and yellow, and blue, so
beautifully painted that it looked as if it were alive. "There,"
said Lionel, "Isn't that lovely? Why—" But as he spoke the
beautiful Butterfly fluttered its many-colored wings on the yellow
old page of the book, and flew up and out of the window. "Well!"
said the Prime Minister, as soon as he could speak for the lump of
wonder that had got into his throat and tried to choke him, "that's
magic, that is." But before he had spoken, the King had turned the
next page, and there was a shining bird complete and beautiful in
every blue feather of him. Under him was written, "Blue Bird of
Paradise," and while the King gazed enchanted at the charming
picture the Blue Bird fluttered his wings on the yellow page and
spread them and flew out of the book. Then the Prime Minister
snatched the book away from the King and shut it up on the blank
page where the bird had been, and put it on a very high shelf. And
the Chancellor gave the King a good shaking, and said: "You're a
naughty, disobedient little King!" and was very angry indeed. "I
don't see that I've done any harm," said Lionel. He hated being
shaken, as all boys do; he would much rather have been slapped. "No
harm?" said the Chancellor. "Ah—but what do you know about it?
That's the question. How do you know what might have been on the
next page—a snake or a worm, or a centipede or a revolutionist, or
something like that." "Well, I'm sorry if I've vexed you," said
Lionel. "Come, let's kiss and be friends." So he kissed the Prime
Minister, and they settled down for a nice quiet game of noughts
and crosses while the Chancellor went to add up his accounts. But
when Lionel was in bed he could not sleep for thinking of the book,
and when the full moon was shining with all her might and light he
got up and crept down to the library and climbed up and got The
Book of Beasts. He took it outside to the terrace, where the
moonlight was as bright as day, and he opened the book, and saw the
empty pages with "Butterfly" and "Blue Bird of Paradise"
underneath, and then he turned the next page. There was some sort
of red thing sitting under a palm tree, and under it was written
"Dragon." The Dragon did not move, and the King shut up the book
rather quickly and went back to bed. But the next day he wanted
another look, so he took the book out into the garden, and when he
undid the clasps with the rubies and turquoises, the book opened
all by itself at the picture with "Dragon" underneath, and the sun
shone full on the page. And then, quite suddenly, a great Red
Dragon came out of the book and spread vast scarlet wings and flew
away across the garden to the far hills, and Lionel was left with
the empty page before him, for the page was quite empty except for
the green palm tree and the yellow desert, and the little streaks
of red where the paintbrush had gone outside the pencil outline of
the Red Dragon. And then Lionel felt that he had indeed done it. He
had not been King twenty-four hours, and already he had let loose a
Red Dragon to worry his faithful subjects' lives out. And they had
been saving up so long to buy him a crown, and everything! Lionel
began to cry. The Chancellor and the Prime Minister and the Nurse
all came running to see what was the matter. And when they saw the
book they understood, and the Chancellor said: "You naughty little
King! Put him to bed, Nurse, and let him think over what he's
done." "Perhaps, my Lord," said the Prime Minister, "we'd better
first find out just exactly what he has done." Then Lionel, in
floods of tears, said: "It's a Red Dragon, and it's gone flying
away to the hills, and I am so sorry, and, oh, do forgive me!" But
the Prime Minister and the Chancellor had other things to think of
than forgiving Lionel. They hurried off to consult the police and
see what could be done. Everyone did what they could. They sat on
committees and stood on guard, and lay in wait for the Dragon, but
he stayed up in the hills, and there was nothing more to be done.
The faithful Nurse, meanwhile, did not neglect her duty. Perhaps
she did more than anyone else, for she slapped the King and put him
to bed without his tea, and when it got dark she would not give him
a candle to read by. "You are a naughty little King," she said,
"and nobody will love you." Next day the Dragon was still quiet,
though the more poetic of Lionel's subjects could see the redness
of the Dragon shining through the green trees quite plainly. So
Lionel put on his crown and sat on his throne and said he wanted to
make some laws. And I need hardly say that though the Prime
Minister and the Chancellor and the Nurse might have the very
poorest opinion of Lionel's private judgement, and might even slap
him and send him to bed, the minute he got on his throne and set
his crown on his head, he became infallible—which means that
everything he said was right, and that he couldn't possibly make a
mistake. So when he said: "There is to be a law forbidding people
to open books in schools or elsewhere"—he had the support of at
least half of his subjects, and the other half—the grown-up
half—pretended to think he was quite right. Then he made a law that
everyone should always have enough to eat. And this pleased
everyone except the ones who had always had too much. And when
several other nice new laws were made and written down he went home
and made mudhouses and was very happy. And he said to his Nurse:
"People will love me now I've made such a lot of pretty new laws
for them." But Nurse said: "Don't count your chickens, my dear. You
haven't seen the last of that Dragon yet." Now, the next day was
Saturday. And in the afternoon the Dragon suddenly swooped down
upon the common in all his hideous redness, and carried off the
Soccer Players, umpires, goal-posts, ball, and all.T hen the people
were very angry indeed, and they said: "We might as well be a
Republic. After saving up all these years to get his crown, and
everything!" And wise people shook their heads and foretold a
decline in the National Love of Sport. And, indeed, soccer was not
at all popular for some time afterward. Lionel did his best to be a
good King during the week, and the people were beginning to forgive
him for letting the Dragon out of the book. "After all," they said,
"soccer is a dangerous game, and perhaps it is wise to discourage
it." Popular opinion held that the Soccer Players, being tough and
hard, had disagreed with the Dragon so much that he had gone away
to some place where they only play cats' cradle and games that do
not make you hard and tough. All the same, Parliament met on the
Saturday afternoon, a convenient time, for most of the Members
would be free to attend, to consider the Dragon. But unfortunately
the Dragon, who had only been asleep, woke up because it was
Saturday, and he considered the Parliament, and afterwards there
were not any Members left, so they tried to make a new Parliament,
but being a member of Parliament had somehow grown as unpopular as
soccer playing, and no one would consent to be elected, so they had
to do without a Parliament. When the next Saturday came around
everyone was a little nervous, but the Red Dragon was pretty quiet
that day and only ate an Orphanage. Lionel was very, very unhappy.
He felt that it was his disobedience that had brought this trouble
on the Parliament and the Orphanage and the Soccer Players, and he
felt that it was his duty to try and do something. The question
was, what? The Blue Bird that had come out of the book used to sing
very nicely in the Palace rose garden, and the Butterfly was very
tame, and would perch on his shoulder when he walked among the tall
lilies: so Lionel saw that all the creatures in The Book of Beasts
could not be wicked, like the Dragon, and he thought: "Suppose I
could get another beast out who would fight the Dragon?" So he took
The Book of Beasts out into the rose garden and opened the page
next to the one where the Dragon had been just a tiny bit to see
what the name was. He could only see "cora," but he felt the middle
of the page swelling up thick with the creature that was trying to
come out, and it was only by putting the book down and sitting on
it suddenly, very hard, that he managed to get it shut. Then he
fastened the clasps with the rubies and turquoises in them and sent
for the Chancellor, who had been ill since Saturday, and so had not
been eaten with the rest of the Parliament, and he said: "What
animal ends in 'cora'?" The Chancellor answered: "The Manticora, of
course." "What is he like?" asked the King. "He is the sworn foe of
Dragons," said the Chancellor. "He drinks their blood. He is
yellow, with the body of a lion and the face of a man. I wish we
had a few Manticoras here now. But the last died hundreds of years
ago—worse luck!" Then the King ran and opened the book at the page
that had "cora" on it, and there was the picture— Manticora, all
yellow, with a lion's body and a man's face, just as the Chancellor
had said. And under the picture was written, "Manticora." In a few
minutes the Manticora came sleepily out of the book, rubbing its
eyes with its hands and mewing piteously. It seemed very stupid,
and when Lionel gave it a push and said, "Go along and fight the
Dragon, do," it put its tail between its legs and fairly ran away.
It went and hid behind the Town Hall, and at night when the people
were asleep it went around and ate all the pussy-cats in the town.
And then it mewed more than ever. And on the Saturday morning, when
people were a little timid about going out, because the Dragon had
no regular hour for calling, the Manticora went up and down the
streets and drank all the milk that was left in the cans at the
doors for people's teas, and it ate the cans as well. And just when
it had finished the very last little halfpenny worth, which was
short measure, because the milkman's nerves were quite upset, the
Red Dragon came down the street looking for the Manticora. It edged
off when it saw him coming, for it was not at all the
Dragon-fighting kind; and, seeing no other door open, the poor,
hunted creature took refuge in the General Post Office, and there
the Dragon found it, trying to conceal itself among the ten o'clock
mail. The Dragon fell on the Manticora at once, and the mail was no
defense. The mewings were heard all over the town. All the kitties
and the milk the Manticora had had seemed to have strengthened its
mew wonderfully. Then there was a sad silence, and presently the
people whose windows looked that way saw the Dragon come walking
down the steps of the General Post Office spitting fire and smoke,
together with tufts of Manticora fur, and the fragments of the
registered letters. Things were growing very serious. However
popular the King might become during the week, the Dragon was sure
to do something on Saturday to upset the people's loyalty. The
Dragon was a perfect nuisance for the whole of Saturday, except
during the hour of noon, and then he had to rest under a tree or he
would have caught fire from the heat of the sun. You see, he was
very hot to begin with. At last came a Saturday when the Dragon
actually walked into the Royal nursery and carried off the King's
own pet Rocking Horse. Then the King cried for six days, and on the
seventh he was so tired that he had to stop. He heard the Blue Bird
singing among the roses and saw the Butterfly fluttering among the
lilies, and he said: "Nurse, wipe my face, please. I am not going
to cry any more." Nurse washed his face, and told him not to be a
silly little King. "Crying," said she, "never did anyone any good
yet." "I don't know," said the little King, "I seem to see better,
and to hear better now that I've cried for a week. Now, Nurse,
dear, I know I'm right, so kiss me in case I never come back. I
must try to see if I can't save the people." "Well, if you must,
you must," said Nurse, "but don't tear your clothes or get your
feet wet." So off he went. The Blue Bird sang more sweetly than
ever, and the Butterfly shone more brightly, as Lionel once more
carried The Book of Beasts out into the rose garden, and opened
it—very quickly, so that he might not be afraid and change his
mind. The book fell open wide, almost in the middle, and there was
written at the bottom of the page, "Hippogriff," and before Lionel
had time to see what the picture was, there was a fluttering of
great wings and a stamping of hoofs, and a sweet, soft, friendly
neighing; and there came out of the book a beautiful white horse
with a long, long, white mane and a long, long, white tail, and he
had great wings like swan's wings, and the softest, kindest eyes in
the world, and he stood there among the roses. The Hippogriff
rubbed its silky-soft, milky white nose against the little King's
shoulder, and the little King thought: "But for the wings you are
very like my poor, dear lost Rocking Horse." And the Blue Bird's
song was very loud and sweet. Then suddenly the King saw coming
through the sky the great straggling, sprawling, wicked shape of
the Red Dragon. And he knew at once what he must do. He caught up
The Book of Beasts and jumped on the back of the gentle, beautiful
Hippogriff, and leaning down he whispered in the sharp, white ear:
"Fly, dear Hippogriff, fly your very fastest to the Pebbly Waste."
And when the Dragon saw them start, he turned and flew after them,
with his great wings flapping like clouds at sunset, and the
Hippogriff's wide wings were snowy as clouds at moonrise. When the
people in the town saw the Dragon fly off after the Hippogriff and
the King they all came out of their houses to look, and when they
saw the two disappear they made up their minds to the worst, and
began to think what they would wear for Court mourning. But the
Dragon could not catch the Hippogriff. The red wings were bigger
than the white ones, but they were not so strong, and so the
white-winged horse flew aw [...]