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Table of contents
CHAPTER I. A MUTE GOES ABOARD A BOAT ON THE MISSISSIPPI.
CHAPTER II. SHOWING THAT MANY MEN HAVE MANY MINDS.
CHAPTER III. IN WHICH A VARIETY OF CHARACTERS APPEAR.
CHAPTER IV. RENEWAL OF OLD ACQUAINTANCE.
CHAPTER V THE MAN WITH THE WEED MAKES IT AN EVEN QUESTION WHETHER HE BE A GREAT SAGE OR A GREAT SIMPLETON.
CHAPTER VI. AT THE OUTSET OF WHICH CERTAIN PASSENGERS PROVE DEAF TO THE CALL OF CHARITY.
CHAPTER VII. A GENTLEMAN WITH GOLD SLEEVE-BUTTONS.
CHAPTER VIII. A CHARITABLE LADY.
CHAPTER IX. TWO BUSINESS MEN TRANSACT A LITTLE BUSINESS.
CHAPTER X. IN THE CABIN.
CHAPTER XI. ONLY A PAGE OR SO.
CHAPTER XII. STORY OF THE UNFORTUNATE MAN, FROM WHICH MAY BE GATHERED WHETHER OR NO HE HAS BEEN JUSTLY SO ENTITLED.
CHAPTER XIII. THE MAN WITH THE TRAVELING-CAP EVINCES MUCH HUMANITY, AND IN A WAY WHICH WOULD SEEM TO SHOW HIM TO BE ONE OF THE MOST LOGICAL OF OPTIMISTS.
CHAPTER XIV. WORTH THE CONSIDERATION OF THOSE TO WHOM IT MAY PROVE WORTH CONSIDERING.
CHAPTER XV. AN OLD MISER, UPON SUITABLE REPRESENTATIONS, IS PREVAILED UPON TO VENTURE AN INVESTMENT.
CHAPTER XVI. A SICK MAN, AFTER SOME IMPATIENCE, IS INDUCED TO BECOME A PATIENT
CHAPTER XVII. TOWARDS THE END OF WHICH THE HERB-DOCTOR PROVES HIMSELF A FORGIVER OF INJURIES.
CHAPTER XVIII. INQUEST INTO THE TRUE CHARACTER OF THE HERB-DOCTOR.
CHAPTER XIX. A SOLDIER OF FORTUNE.
CHAPTER XX. REAPPEARANCE OF ONE WHO MAY BE REMEMBERED.
CHAPTER XXI. A HARD CASE.
CHAPTER XXII. IN THE POLITE SPIRIT OF THE TUSCULAN DISPUTATIONS.
CHAPTER XXIII. IN WHICH THE POWERFUL EFFECT OF NATURAL SCENERY IS EVINCED IN THE CASE OF THE MISSOURIAN, WHO, IN VIEW OF THE REGION ROUND-ABOUT CAIRO, HAS A RETURN OF HIS CHILLY FIT.
CHAPTER XXIV. A PHILANTHROPIST UNDERTAKES TO CONVERT A MISANTHROPE, BUT DOES NOT GET BEYOND CONFUTING HIM.
CHAPTER XXV. THE COSMOPOLITAN MAKES AN ACQUAINTANCE.
CHAPTER XXVI. CONTAINING THE METAPHYSICS OF INDIAN-HATING, ACCORDING TO THE VIEWS OF ONE EVIDENTLY NOT SO PREPOSSESSED AS ROUSSEAU IN FAVOR OF SAVAGES.
CHAPTER XXVII. SOME ACCOUNT OF A MAN OF QUESTIONABLE MORALITY, BUT WHO, NEVERTHELESS, WOULD SEEM ENTITLED TO THE ESTEEM OF THAT EMINENT ENGLISH MORALIST WHO SAID HE LIKED A GOOD HATER.
CHAPTER XXVIII. MOOT POINTS TOUCHING THE LATE COLONEL JOHN MOREDOCK.
CHAPTER XXIX THE BOON COMPANIONS.
CHAPTER XXX. OPENING WITH A POETICAL EULOGY OF THE PRESS AND CONTINUING WITH TALK INSPIRED BY THE SAME.
CHAPTER XXXI. A METAMORPHOSIS MORE SURPRISING THAN ANY IN OVID.
CHAPTER XXXII. SHOWING THAT THE AGE OF MAGIC AND MAGICIANS IS NOT YET OVER.
CHAPTER XXXIII. WHICH MAY PASS FOR WHATEVER IT MAY PROVE TO BE WORTH.
CHAPTER XXXIV. IN WHICH THE COSMOPOLITAN TELLS THE STORY OF THE GENTLEMAN MADMAN.
CHAPTER XXXV. IN WHICH THE COSMOPOLITAN STRIKINGLY EVINCES THE ARTLESSNESS OF HIS NATURE.
CHAPTER XXXVI. IN WHICH THE COSMOPOLITAN IS ACCOSTED BY A MYSTIC, WHEREUPON ENSUES PRETTY MUCH SUCH TALK AS MIGHT BE EXPECTED.
CHAPTER XXXVIITHE MYSTICAL MASTER INTRODUCES THE PRACTICAL DISCIPLE.
CHAPTER XXXVIII. THE DISCIPLE UNBENDS, AND CONSENTS TO ACT A SOCIAL PART.
CHAPTER XXXIX. THE HYPOTHETICAL FRIENDS.
CHAPTER XL. IN WHICH THE STORY OF CHINA ASTER IS AT SECOND-HAND TOLD BY ONE WHO, WHILE NOT DISAPPROVING THE MORAL, DISCLAIMS THE SPIRIT OF THE STYLE.
CHAPTER XLI.ENDING WITH A RUPTURE OF THE HYPOTHESIS.
CHAPTER XLII. UPON THE HEEL OF THE LAST SCENE THE COSMOPOLITAN ENTERS THE BARBER'S SHOP, A BENEDICTION ON HIS LIPS.
CHAPTER XLIII VERY CHARMING.
CHAPTER XLIV. IN WHICH THE LAST THREE WORDS OF THE LAST CHAPTER ARE MADE THE TEXT OF DISCOURSE, WHICH WILL BE SURE OF RECEIVING MORE OR LESS ATTENTION FROM THOSE READERS WHO DO NOT SKIP IT.
CHAPTER XLV. THE COSMOPOLITAN INCREASES IN SERIOUSNESS.
CHAPTER I. A MUTE GOES ABOARD A BOAT ON THE MISSISSIPPI.
At
sunrise on a first of April, there appeared, suddenly as Manco
Capac
at the lake Titicaca, a man in cream-colors, at the water-side in
the
city of St. Louis.His
cheek was fair, his chin downy, his hair flaxen, his hat a white
fur
one, with a long fleecy nap. He had neither trunk, valise,
carpet-bag, nor parcel. No porter followed him. He was
unaccompanied
by friends. From the shrugged shoulders, titters, whispers,
wonderings of the crowd, it was plain that he was, in the extremest
sense of the word, a stranger.In
the same moment with his advent, he stepped aboard the favorite
steamer Fidèle, on the point of starting for New Orleans. Stared
at,
but unsaluted, with the air of one neither courting nor shunning
regard, but evenly pursuing the path of duty, lead it through
solitudes or cities, he held on his way along the lower deck until
he
chanced to come to a placard nigh the captain's office, offering a
reward for the capture of a mysterious impostor, supposed to have
recently arrived from the East; quite an original genius in his
vocation, as would appear, though wherein his originality consisted
was not clearly given; but what purported to be a careful
description
of his person followed.As
if it had been a theatre-bill, crowds were gathered about the
announcement, and among them certain chevaliers, whose eyes, it was
plain, were on the capitals, or, at least, earnestly seeking sight
of
them from behind intervening coats; but as for their fingers, they
were enveloped in some myth; though, during a chance interval, one
of
these chevaliers somewhat showed his hand in purchasing from
another
chevalier, ex-officio a peddler of money-belts, one of his popular
safe-guards, while another peddler, who was still another versatile
chevalier, hawked, in the thick of the throng, the lives of Measan,
the bandit of Ohio, Murrel, the pirate of the Mississippi, and the
brothers Harpe, the Thugs of the Green River country, in
Kentucky—creatures, with others of the sort, one and all
exterminated at the time, and for the most part, like the hunted
generations of wolves in the same regions, leaving comparatively
few
successors; which would seem cause for unalloyed gratulation, and
is
such to all except those who think that in new countries, where the
wolves are killed off, the foxes increase.Pausing
at this spot, the stranger so far succeeded in threading his way,
as
at last to plant himself just beside the placard, when, producing a
small slate and tracing some words upon if, he held it up before
him
on a level with the placard, so that they who read the one might
read
the other. The words were these:—"Charity
thinketh no evil."As,
in gaining his place, some little perseverance, not to say
persistence, of a mildly inoffensive sort, had been unavoidable, it
was not with the best relish that the crowd regarded his apparent
intrusion; and upon a more attentive survey, perceiving no badge of
authority about him, but rather something quite the contrary—he
being of an aspect so singularly innocent; an aspect too, which
they
took to be somehow inappropriate to the time and place, and
inclining
to the notion that his writing was of much the same sort: in short,
taking him for some strange kind of simpleton, harmless enough,
would
he keep to himself, but not wholly unobnoxious as an intruder—they
made no scruple to jostle him aside; while one, less kind than the
rest, or more of a wag, by an unobserved stroke, dexterously
flattened down his fleecy hat upon his head. Without readjusting
it,
the stranger quietly turned, and writing anew upon the slate, again
held it up:—"Charity
suffereth long, and is kind."Illy
pleased with his pertinacity, as they thought it, the crowd a
second
time thrust him aside, and not without epithets and some buffets,
all
of which were unresented. But, as if at last despairing of so
difficult an adventure, wherein one, apparently a non-resistant,
sought to impose his presence upon fighting characters, the
stranger
now moved slowly away, yet not before altering his writing to
this:—"Charity
endureth all things."Shield-like
bearing his slate before him, amid stares and jeers he moved slowly
up and down, at his turning points again changing his inscription
to—"Charity
believeth all things."and
then—"Charity
never faileth."The
word charity, as originally traced, remained throughout uneffaced,
not unlike the left-hand numeral of a printed date, otherwise left
for convenience in blank.To
some observers, the singularity, if not lunacy, of the stranger was
heightened by his muteness, and, perhaps also, by the contrast to
his
proceedings afforded in the actions—quite in the wonted and
sensible order of things—of the barber of the boat, whose quarters,
under a smoking-saloon, and over against a bar-room, was next door
but two to the captain's office. As if the long, wide, covered
deck,
hereabouts built up on both sides with shop-like windowed spaces,
were some Constantinople arcade or bazaar, where more than one
trade
is plied, this river barber, aproned and slippered, but rather
crusty-looking for the moment, it may be from being newly out of
bed,
was throwing open his premises for the day, and suitably arranging
the exterior. With business-like dispatch, having rattled down his
shutters, and at a palm-tree angle set out in the iron fixture his
little ornamental pole, and this without overmuch tenderness for
the
elbows and toes of the crowd, he concluded his operations by
bidding
people stand still more aside, when, jumping on a stool, he hung
over
his door, on the customary nail, a gaudy sort of illuminated
pasteboard sign, skillfully executed by himself, gilt with the
likeness of a razor elbowed in readiness to shave, and also, for
the
public benefit, with two words not unfrequently seen ashore gracing
other shops besides barbers':—"No
trust."An
inscription which, though in a sense not less intrusive than the
contrasted ones of the stranger, did not, as it seemed, provoke any
corresponding derision or surprise, much less indignation; and
still
less, to all appearances, did it gain for the inscriber the repute
of
being a simpleton.Meanwhile,
he with the slate continued moving slowly up and down, not without
causing some stares to change into jeers, and some jeers into
pushes,
and some pushes into punches; when suddenly, in one of his turns,
he
was hailed from behind by two porters carrying a large trunk; but
as
the summons, though loud, was without effect, they accidentally or
otherwise swung their burden against him, nearly overthrowing him;
when, by a quick start, a peculiar inarticulate moan, and a
pathetic
telegraphing of his fingers, he involuntarily betrayed that he was
not alone dumb, but also deaf.Presently,
as if not wholly unaffected by his reception thus far, he went
forward, seating himself in a retired spot on the forecastle, nigh
the foot of a ladder there leading to a deck above, up and down
which
ladder some of the boatmen, in discharge of their duties, were
occasionally going.From
his betaking himself to this humble quarter, it was evident that,
as
a deck-passenger, the stranger, simple though he seemed, was not
entirely ignorant of his place, though his taking a deck-passage
might have been partly for convenience; as, from his having no
luggage, it was probable that his destination was one of the small
wayside landings within a few hours' sail. But, though he might not
have a long way to go, yet he seemed already to have come from a
very
long distance.Though
neither soiled nor slovenly, his cream-colored suit had a tossed
look, almost linty, as if, traveling night and day from some far
country beyond the prairies, he had long been without the solace of
a
bed. His aspect was at once gentle and jaded, and, from the moment
of
seating himself, increasing in tired abstraction and dreaminess.
Gradually overtaken by slumber, his flaxen head drooped, his whole
lamb-like figure relaxed, and, half reclining against the ladder's
foot, lay motionless, as some sugar-snow in March, which, softly
stealing down over night, with its white placidity startles the
brown
farmer peering out from his threshold at daybreak.
CHAPTER II. SHOWING THAT MANY MEN HAVE MANY MINDS.
"Odd
fish!""Poor
fellow!""Who
can he be?""Casper
Hauser.""Bless
my soul!""Uncommon
countenance.""Green
prophet from Utah.""Humbug!""Singular
innocence.""Means
something.""Spirit-rapper.""Moon-calf.""Piteous.""Trying
to enlist interest.""Beware
of him.""Fast
asleep here, and, doubtless, pick-pockets on board.""Kind
of daylight Endymion.""Escaped
convict, worn out with dodging.""Jacob
dreaming at Luz."Such
the epitaphic comments, conflictingly spoken or thought, of a
miscellaneous company, who, assembled on the overlooking,
cross-wise
balcony at the forward end of the upper deck near by, had not
witnessed preceding occurrences.Meantime,
like some enchanted man in his grave, happily oblivious of all
gossip, whether chiseled or chatted, the deaf and dumb stranger
still
tranquilly slept, while now the boat started on her voyage.The
great ship-canal of Ving-King-Ching, in the Flowery Kingdom, seems
the Mississippi in parts, where, amply flowing between low,
vine-tangled banks, flat as tow-paths, it bears the huge toppling
steamers, bedizened and lacquered within like imperial
junks.Pierced
along its great white bulk with two tiers of small embrasure-like
windows, well above the waterline, the Fiddle, though, might at
distance have been taken by strangers for some whitewashed fort on
a
floating isle.Merchants
on 'change seem the passengers that buzz on her decks, while, from
quarters unseen, comes a murmur as of bees in the comb. Fine
promenades, domed saloons, long galleries, sunny balconies,
confidential passages, bridal chambers, state-rooms plenty as
pigeon-holes, and out-of-the-way retreats like secret drawers in an
escritoire, present like facilities for publicity or privacy.
Auctioneer or coiner, with equal ease, might somewhere here drive
his
trade.Though
her voyage of twelve hundred miles extends from apple to orange,
from
clime to clime, yet, like any small ferry-boat, to right and left,
at
every landing, the huge Fidèle still receives additional passengers
in exchange for those that disembark; so that, though always full
of
strangers, she continually, in some degree, adds to, or replaces
them
with strangers still more strange; like Rio Janeiro fountain, fed
from the Cocovarde mountains, which is ever overflowing with
strange
waters, but never with the same strange particles in every
part.Though
hitherto, as has been seen, the man in cream-colors had by no means
passed unobserved, yet by stealing into retirement, and there going
asleep and continuing so, he seemed to have courted oblivion, a
boon
not often withheld from so humble an applicant as he. Those staring
crowds on the shore were now left far behind, seen dimly clustering
like swallows on eaves; while the passengers' attention was soon
drawn away to the rapidly shooting high bluffs and shot-towers on
the
Missouri shore, or the bluff-looking Missourians and towering
Kentuckians among the throngs on the decks.By-and-by—two
or three random stoppages having been made, and the last transient
memory of the slumberer vanished, and he himself, not unlikely,
waked
up and landed ere now—the crowd, as is usual, began in all parts to
break up from a concourse into various clusters or squads, which in
some cases disintegrated again into quartettes, trios, and couples,
or even solitaires; involuntarily submitting to that natural law
which ordains dissolution equally to the mass, as in time to the
member.As
among Chaucer's Canterbury pilgrims, or those oriental ones
crossing
the Red Sea towards Mecca in the festival month, there was no lack
of
variety. Natives of all sorts, and foreigners; men of business and
men of pleasure; parlor men and backwoodsmen; farm-hunters and
fame-hunters; heiress-hunters, gold-hunters, buffalo-hunters,
bee-hunters, happiness-hunters, truth-hunters, and still keener
hunters after all these hunters. Fine ladies in slippers, and
moccasined squaws; Northern speculators and Eastern philosophers;
English, Irish, German, Scotch, Danes; Santa Fé traders in striped
blankets, and Broadway bucks in cravats of cloth of gold;
fine-looking Kentucky boatmen, and Japanese-looking Mississippi
cotton-planters; Quakers in full drab, and United States soldiers
in
full regimentals; slaves, black, mulatto, quadroon; modish young
Spanish Creoles, and old-fashioned French Jews; Mormons and Papists
Dives and Lazarus; jesters and mourners, teetotalers and
convivialists, deacons and blacklegs; hard-shell Baptists and
clay-eaters; grinning negroes, and Sioux chiefs solemn as
high-priests. In short, a piebald parliament, an Anacharsis Cloots
congress of all kinds of that multiform pilgrim species,
man.As
pine, beech, birch, ash, hackmatack, hemlock, spruce, bass-wood,
maple, interweave their foliage in the natural wood, so these
mortals
blended their varieties of visage and garb. A Tartar-like
picturesqueness; a sort of pagan abandonment and assurance. Here
reigned the dashing and all-fusing spirit of the West, whose type
is
the Mississippi itself, which, uniting the streams of the most
distant and opposite zones, pours them along, helter-skelter, in
one
cosmopolitan and confident tide.
CHAPTER III. IN WHICH A VARIETY OF CHARACTERS APPEAR.
In
the forward part of the boat, not the least attractive object, for
a
time, was a grotesque negro cripple, in tow-cloth attire and an old
coal-sifter of a tamborine in his hand, who, owing to something
wrong
about his legs, was, in effect, cut down to the stature of a
Newfoundland dog; his knotted black fleece and good-natured, honest
black face rubbing against the upper part of people's thighs as he
made shift to shuffle about, making music, such as it was, and
raising a smile even from the gravest. It was curious to see him,
out
of his very deformity, indigence, and houselessness, so cheerily
endured, raising mirth in some of that crowd, whose own purses,
hearths, hearts, all their possessions, sound limbs included, could
not make gay."What
is your name, old boy?" said a purple-faced drover, putting his
large purple hand on the cripple's bushy wool, as if it were the
curled forehead of a black steer."Der
Black Guinea dey calls me, sar.""And
who is your master, Guinea?""Oh
sar, I am der dog widout massa.""A
free dog, eh? Well, on your account, I'm sorry for that, Guinea.
Dogs
without masters fare hard.""So
dey do, sar; so dey do. But you see, sar, dese here legs? What
ge'mman want to own dese here legs?""But
where do you live?""All
'long shore, sar; dough now. I'se going to see brodder at der
landing; but chiefly I libs in dey city.""St.
Louis, ah? Where do you sleep there of nights?""On
der floor of der good baker's oven, sar.""In
an oven? whose, pray? What baker, I should like to know, bakes such
black bread in his oven, alongside of his nice white rolls, too.
Who
is that too charitable baker, pray?""Dar
he be," with a broad grin lifting his tambourine high over his
head."The
sun is the baker, eh?""Yes
sar, in der city dat good baker warms der stones for dis ole darkie
when he sleeps out on der pabements o' nights.""But
that must be in the summer only, old boy. How about winter, when
the
cold Cossacks come clattering and jingling? How about winter, old
boy?""Den
dis poor old darkie shakes werry bad, I tell you, sar. Oh sar, oh!
don't speak ob der winter," he added, with a reminiscent shiver,
shuffling off into the thickest of the crowd, like a half-frozen
black sheep nudging itself a cozy berth in the heart of the white
flock.Thus
far not very many pennies had been given him, and, used at last to
his strange looks, the less polite passengers of those in that part
of the boat began to get their fill of him as a curious object;
when
suddenly the negro more than revived their first interest by an
expedient which, whether by chance or design, was a singular
temptation at once to
diversion and
charity, though, even more than his crippled limbs, it put him on a
canine footing. In short, as in appearance he seemed a dog, so now,
in a merry way, like a dog he began to be treated. Still shuffling
among the crowd, now and then he would pause, throwing back his
head
and, opening his mouth like an elephant for tossed apples at a
menagerie; when, making a space before him, people would have a
bout
at a strange sort of pitch-penny game, the cripple's mouth being at
once target and purse, and he hailing each expertly-caught copper
with a cracked bravura from his tambourine. To be the subject of
alms-giving is trying, and to feel in duty bound to appear
cheerfully
grateful under the trial, must be still more so; but whatever his
secret emotions, he swallowed them, while still retaining each
copper
this side the œsophagus. And nearly always he grinned, and only
once
or twice did he wince, which was when certain coins, tossed by more
playful almoners, came inconveniently nigh to his teeth, an
accident
whose unwelcomeness was not unedged by the circumstance that the
pennies thus thrown proved buttons.While
this game of charity was yet at its height, a limping, gimlet-eyed,
sour-faced person—it may be some discharged custom-house officer,
who, suddenly stripped of convenient means of support, had
concluded
to be avenged on government and humanity by making himself
miserable
for life, either by hating or suspecting everything and
everybody—this shallow unfortunate, after sundry sorry observations
of the negro, began to croak out something about his deformity
being
a sham, got up for financial purposes, which immediately threw a
damp
upon the frolic benignities of the pitch-penny players.But
that these suspicions came from one who himself on a wooden leg
went
halt, this did not appear to strike anybody present. That cripples,
above all men should be companionable, or, at least, refrain from
picking a fellow-limper to pieces, in short, should have a little
sympathy in common misfortune, seemed not to occur to the
company.Meantime,
the negro's countenance, before marked with even more than patient
good-nature, drooped into a heavy-hearted expression, full of the
most painful distress. So far abased beneath its proper physical
level, that Newfoundland-dog face turned in passively hopeless
appeal, as if instinct told it that the right or the wrong might
not
have overmuch to do with whatever wayward mood superior
intelligences
might yield to.But
instinct, though knowing, is yet a teacher set below reason, which
itself says, in the grave words of Lysander in the comedy, after
Puck
has made a sage of him with his spell:—"The
will of man is by his reason swayed."So
that, suddenly change as people may, in their dispositions, it is
not
always waywardness, but improved judgment, which, as in Lysander's
case, or the present, operates with them.Yes,
they began to scrutinize the negro curiously enough; when,
emboldened
by this evidence of the efficacy of his words, the wooden-legged
man
hobbled up to the negro, and, with the air of a beadle, would, to
prove his alleged imposture on the spot, have stripped him and then
driven him away, but was prevented by the crowd's clamor, now
taking
part with the poor fellow, against one who had just before turned
nearly all minds the other way. So he with the wooden leg was
forced
to retire; when the rest, finding themselves left sole judges in
the
case, could not resist the opportunity of acting the part: not
because it is a human weakness to take pleasure in sitting in
judgment upon one in a box, as surely this unfortunate negro now
was,
but that it strangely sharpens human perceptions, when, instead of
standing by and having their fellow-feelings touched by the sight
of
an alleged culprit severely handled by some one justiciary, a crowd
suddenly come to be all justiciaries in the same case themselves;
as
in Arkansas once, a man proved guilty, by law, of murder, but whose
condemnation was deemed unjust by the people, so that they rescued
him to try him themselves; whereupon, they, as it turned out, found
him even guiltier than the court had done, and forthwith proceeded
to
execution; so that the gallows presented the truly warning
spectacle
of a man hanged by his friends.But
not to such extremities, or anything like them, did the present
crowd
come; they, for the time, being content with putting the negro
fairly
and discreetly to the question; among other things, asking him, had
he any documentary proof, any plain paper about him, attesting that
his case was not a spurious one."No,
no, dis poor ole darkie haint none o' dem waloable papers," he
wailed."But
is there not some one who can speak a good word for you?" here
said a person newly arrived from another part of the boat, a young
Episcopal clergyman, in a long, straight-bodied black coat; small
in
stature, but manly; with a clear face and blue eye; innocence,
tenderness, and good sense triumvirate in his air."Oh
yes, oh yes, ge'mmen," he eagerly answered, as if his memory,
before suddenly frozen up by cold charity, as suddenly thawed back
into fluidity at the first kindly word. "Oh yes, oh yes, dar is
aboard here a werry nice, good ge'mman wid a weed, and a ge'mman in
a
gray coat and white tie, what knows all about me; and a ge'mman wid
a
big book, too; and a yarb-doctor; and a ge'mman in a yaller west;
and
a ge'mman wid a brass plate; and a ge'mman in a wiolet robe; and a
ge'mman as is a sodjer; and ever so many good, kind, honest ge'mmen
more aboard what knows me and will speak for me, God bress 'em;
yes,
and what knows me as well as dis poor old darkie knows hisself, God
bress him! Oh, find 'em, find 'em," he earnestly added, "and
let 'em come quick, and show you all, ge'mmen, dat dis poor ole
darkie is werry well wordy of all you kind ge'mmen's kind
confidence.""But
how are we to find all these people in this great crowd?" was
the question of a bystander, umbrella in hand; a middle-aged
person,
a country merchant apparently, whose natural good-feeling had been
made at least cautious by the unnatural ill-feeling of the
discharged
custom-house officer."Where
are we to find them?" half-rebukefully echoed the young
Episcopal clergymen. "I will go find one to begin with," he
quickly added, and, with kind haste suiting the action to the word,
away he went."Wild
goose chase!" croaked he with the wooden leg, now again drawing
nigh. "Don't believe there's a soul of them aboard. Did ever
beggar have such heaps of fine friends? He can walk fast enough
when
he tries, a good deal faster than I; but he can lie yet faster.
He's
some white operator, betwisted and painted up for a decoy. He and
his
friends are all humbugs.""Have
you no charity, friend?" here in self-subdued tones, singularly
contrasted with his unsubdued person, said a Methodist minister,
advancing; a tall, muscular, martial-looking man, a Tennessean by
birth, who in the Mexican war had been volunteer chaplain to a
volunteer rifle-regiment."Charity
is one thing, and truth is another," rejoined he with the wooden
leg: "he's a rascal, I say.""But
why not, friend, put as charitable a construction as one can upon
the
poor fellow?" said the soldierlike Methodist, with increased
difficulty maintaining a pacific demeanor towards one whose own
asperity seemed so little to entitle him to it: "he looks
honest, don't he?""Looks
are one thing, and facts are another," snapped out the other
perversely; "and as to your constructions, what construction can
you put upon a rascal, but that a rascal he is?""Be
not such a Canada thistle," urged the Methodist, with something
less of patience than before. "Charity, man, charity.""To
where it belongs with your charity! to heaven with it!" again
snapped out the other, diabolically; "here on earth, true
charity dotes, and false charity plots. Who betrays a fool with a
kiss, the charitable fool has the charity to believe is in love
with
him, and the charitable knave on the stand gives charitable
testimony
for his comrade in the box.""Surely,
friend," returned the noble Methodist, with much ado restraining
his still waxing indignation—"surely, to say the least, you
forget yourself. Apply it home," he continued, with exterior
calmness tremulous with inkept emotion. "Suppose, now, I should
exercise no charity in judging your own character by the words
which
have fallen from you; what sort of vile, pitiless man do you think
I
would take you for?""No
doubt"—with a grin—"some such pitiless man as has lost
his piety in much the same way that the jockey loses his
honesty.""And
how is that, friend?" still conscientiously holding back the old
Adam in him, as if it were a mastiff he had by the neck."Never
you mind how it is"—with a sneer; "but all horses aint
virtuous, no more than all men kind; and come close to, and much
dealt with, some things are catching. When you find me a virtuous
jockey, I will find you a benevolent wise man.""Some
insinuation there.""More
fool you that are puzzled by it.""Reprobate!"
cried the other, his indignation now at last almost boiling over;
"godless reprobate! if charity did not restrain me, I could call
you by names you deserve.""Could
you, indeed?" with an insolent sneer."Yea,
and teach you charity on the spot," cried the goaded Methodist,
suddenly catching this exasperating opponent by his shabby
coat-collar, and shaking him till his timber-toe clattered on the
deck like a nine-pin. "You took me for a non-combatant did
you?—thought, seedy coward that you are, that you could abuse a
Christian with impunity. You find your mistake"—with another
hearty shake."Well
said and better done, church militant!" cried a voice."The
white cravat against the world!" cried another."Bravo,
bravo!" chorused many voices, with like enthusiasm taking sides
with the resolute champion."You
fools!" cried he with the wooden leg, writhing himself loose and
inflamedly turning upon the throng; "you flock of fools, under
this captain of fools, in this ship of fools!"With
which exclamations, followed by idle threats against his
admonisher,
this condign victim to justice hobbled away, as disdaining to hold
further argument with such a rabble. But his scorn was more than
repaid by the hisses that chased him, in which the brave Methodist,
satisfied with the rebuke already administered, was, to omit still
better reasons, too magnanimous to join. All he said was, pointing
towards the departing recusant, "There he shambles off on his
one lone leg, emblematic of his one-sided view of humanity.""But
trust your painted decoy," retorted the other from a distance,
pointing back to the black cripple, "and I have my revenge.""But
we aint agoing to trust him!" shouted back a voice."So
much the better," he jeered back. "Look you," he
added, coming to a dead halt where he was; "look you, I have
been called a Canada thistle. Very good. And a seedy one: still
better. And the seedy Canada thistle has been pretty well shaken
among ye: best of all. Dare say some seed has been shaken out; and
won't it spring though? And when it does spring, do you cut down
the
young thistles, and won't they spring the more? It's encouraging
and
coaxing 'em. Now, when with my thistles your farms shall be well
stocked, why then—you may abandon 'em!""What
does all that mean, now?" asked the country merchant,
staring."Nothing;
the foiled wolf's parting howl," said the Methodist. "Spleen,
much spleen, which is the rickety child of his evil heart of
unbelief: it has made him mad. I suspect him for one naturally
reprobate. Oh, friends," raising his arms as in the pulpit, "oh
beloved, how are we admonished by the melancholy spectacle of this
raver. Let us profit by the lesson; and is it not this: that if,
next
to mistrusting Providence, there be aught that man should pray
against, it is against mistrusting his fellow-man. I have been in
mad-houses full of tragic mopers, and seen there the end of
suspicion: the cynic, in the moody madness muttering in the corner;
for years a barren fixture there; head lopped over, gnawing his own
lip, vulture of himself; while, by fits and starts, from the corner
opposite came the grimace of the idiot at him.""What
an example," whispered one."Might
deter Timon," was the response."Oh,
oh, good ge'mmen, have you no confidence in dis poor ole darkie?"
now wailed the returning negro, who, during the late scene, had
stumped apart in alarm."Confidence
in you?" echoed he who had whispered, with abruptly changed air
turning short round; "that remains to be seen.""I
tell you what it is, Ebony," in similarly changed tones said he
who had responded to the whisperer, "yonder churl,"
pointing toward the wooden leg in the distance, "is, no doubt, a
churlish fellow enough, and I would not wish to be like him; but
that
is no reason why you may not be some sort of black Jeremy
Diddler.""No
confidence in dis poor ole darkie, den?""Before
giving you our confidence," said a third, "we will wait the
report of the kind gentleman who went in search of one of your
friends who was to speak for you.""Very
likely, in that case," said a fourth, "we shall wait here
till Christmas. Shouldn't wonder, did we not see that kind
gentleman
again. After seeking awhile in vain, he will conclude he has been
made a fool of, and so not return to us for pure shame. Fact is, I
begin to feel a little qualmish about the darkie myself. Something
queer about this darkie, depend upon it."Once
more the negro wailed, and turning in despair from the last
speaker,
imploringly caught the Methodist by the skirt of his coat. But a
change had come over that before impassioned intercessor. With an
irresolute and troubled air, he mutely eyed the suppliant; against
whom, somehow, by what seemed instinctive influences, the distrusts
first set on foot were now generally reviving, and, if anything,
with
added severity."No
confidence in dis poor ole darkie," yet again wailed the negro,
letting go the coat-skirts and turning appealingly all round
him."Yes,
my poor fellow I
have confidence in you," now exclaimed the country merchant
before named, whom the negro's appeal, coming so piteously on the
heel of pitilessness, seemed at last humanely to have decided in
his
favor. "And here, here is some proof of my trust," with
which, tucking his umbrella under his arm, and diving down his hand
into his pocket, he fished forth a purse, and, accidentally, along
with it, his business card, which, unobserved, dropped to the deck.
"Here, here, my poor fellow," he continued, extending a
half dollar.Not
more grateful for the coin than the kindness, the cripple's face
glowed like a polished copper saucepan, and shuffling a pace
nigher,
with one upstretched hand he received the alms, while, as
unconsciously, his one advanced leather stump covered the
card.Done
in despite of the general sentiment, the good deed of the merchant
was not, perhaps, without its unwelcome return from the crowd,
since
that good deed seemed somehow to convey to them a sort of reproach.
Still again, and more pertinaciously than ever, the cry arose
against
the negro, and still again he wailed forth his lament and appeal
among other things, repeating that the friends, of whom already he
had partially run off the list, would freely speak for him, would
anybody go find them."Why
don't you go find 'em yourself?" demanded a gruff boatman."How
can I go find 'em myself? Dis poor ole game-legged darkie's friends
must come to him. Oh, whar, whar is dat good friend of dis
darkie's,
dat good man wid de weed?"At
this point, a steward ringing a bell came along, summoning all
persons who had not got their tickets to step to the captain's
office; an announcement which speedily thinned the throng about the
black cripple, who himself soon forlornly stumped out of sight,
probably on much the same errand as the rest.
CHAPTER IV. RENEWAL OF OLD ACQUAINTANCE.
"How
do you do, Mr. Roberts?""Eh?""Don't
you know me?""No,
certainly."The
crowd about the captain's office, having in good time melted away,
the above encounter took place in one of the side balconies astern,
between a man in mourning clean and respectable, but none of the
glossiest, a long weed on his hat, and the country-merchant
before-mentioned, whom, with the familiarity of an old
acquaintance,
the former had accosted."Is
it possible, my dear sir," resumed he with the weed, "that
you do not recall my countenance? why yours I recall distinctly as
if
but half an hour, instead of half an age, had passed since I saw
you.
Don't you recall me, now? Look harder.""In
my conscience—truly—I protest," honestly bewildered, "bless
my soul, sir, I don't know you—really, really. But stay, stay,"
he hurriedly added, not without gratification, glancing up at the
crape on the stranger's hat, "stay—yes—seems to me, though I
have not the pleasure of personally knowing you, yet I am pretty
sure
I have at least
heard of you, and
recently too, quite recently. A poor negro aboard here referred to
you, among others, for a character, I think.""Oh,
the cripple. Poor fellow. I know him well. They found me. I have
said
all I could for him. I think I abated their distrust. Would I could
have been of more substantial service. And apropos, sir," he
added, "now that it strikes me, allow me to ask, whether the
circumstance of one man, however humble, referring for a character
to
another man, however afflicted, does not argue more or less of
moral
worth in the latter?"The
good merchant looked puzzled."Still
you don't recall my countenance?""Still
does truth compel me to say that I cannot, despite my best
efforts,"
was the reluctantly-candid reply."Can
I be so changed? Look at me. Or is it I who am mistaken?—Are you
not, sir, Henry Roberts, forwarding merchant, of Wheeling,
Pennsylvania? Pray, now, if you use the advertisement of business
cards, and happen to have one with you, just look at it, and see
whether you are not the man I take you for.""Why,"
a bit chafed, perhaps, "I hope I know myself.""And
yet self-knowledge is thought by some not so easy. Who knows, my
dear
sir, but for a time you may have taken yourself for somebody else?
Stranger things have happened."The
good merchant stared."To
come to particulars, my dear sir, I met you, now some six years
back,
at Brade Brothers & Co's office, I think. I was traveling for a
Philadelphia house. The senior Brade introduced us, you remember;
some business-chat followed, then you forced me home with you to a
family tea, and a family time we had. Have you forgotten about the
urn, and what I said about Werter's Charlotte, and the bread and
butter, and that capital story you told of the large loaf. A
hundred
times since, I have laughed over it. At least you must recall my
name—Ringman, John Ringman.""Large
loaf? Invited you to tea? Ringman? Ringman? Ring? Ring?""Ah
sir," sadly smiling, "don't ring the changes that way. I
see you have a faithless memory, Mr. Roberts. But trust in the
faithfulness of mine.""Well,
to tell the truth, in some things my memory aint of the very best,"
was the honest rejoinder. "But still," he perplexedly
added, "still I——""Oh
sir, suffice it that it is as I say. Doubt not that we are all well
acquainted.""But—but
I don't like this going dead against my own memory; I——""But
didn't you admit, my dear sir, that in some things this memory of
yours is a little faithless? Now, those who have faithless
memories,
should they not have some little confidence in the less faithless
memories of others?""But,
of this friendly chat and tea, I have not the slightest——""I
see, I see; quite erased from the tablet. Pray, sir," with a
sudden illumination, "about six years back, did it happen to you
to receive any injury on the head? Surprising effects have arisen
from such a cause. Not alone unconsciousness as to events for a
greater or less time immediately subsequent to the injury, but
likewise—strange to add—oblivion, entire and incurable, as to
events embracing a longer or shorter period immediately preceding
it;
that is, when the mind at the time was perfectly sensible of them,
and fully competent also to register them in the memory, and did in
fact so do; but all in vain, for all was afterwards bruised out by
the injury."After
the first start, the merchant listened with what appeared more than
ordinary interest. The other proceeded:"In
my boyhood I was kicked by a horse, and lay insensible for a long
time. Upon recovering, what a blank! No faintest trace in regard to
how I had come near the horse, or what horse it was, or where it
was,
or that it was a horse at all that had brought me to that pass. For
the knowledge of those particulars I am indebted solely to my
friends, in whose statements, I need not say, I place implicit
reliance, since particulars of some sort there must have been, and
why should they deceive me? You see sir, the mind is ductile, very
much so: but images, ductilely received into it, need a certain
time
to harden and bake in their impressions, otherwise such a casualty
as
I speak of will in an instant obliterate them, as though they had
never been. We are but clay, sir, potter's clay, as the good book
says, clay, feeble, and too-yielding clay. But I will not
philosophize. Tell me, was it your misfortune to receive any
concussion upon the brain about the period I speak of? If so, I
will
with pleasure supply the void in your memory by more minutely
rehearsing the circumstances of our acquaintance."The
growing interest betrayed by the merchant had not relaxed as the
other proceeded. After some hesitation, indeed, something more than
hesitation, he confessed that, though he had never received any
injury of the sort named, yet, about the time in question, he had
in
fact been taken with a brain fever, losing his mind completely for
a
considerable interval. He was continuing, when the stranger with
much
animation exclaimed:"There
now, you see, I was not wholly mistaken. That brain fever accounts
for it all.""Nay;
but——""Pardon
me, Mr. Roberts," respectfully interrupting him, "but time
is short, and I have something private and particular to say to
you.
Allow me."Mr.
Roberts, good man, could but acquiesce, and the two having silently
walked to a less public spot, the manner of the man with the weed
suddenly assumed a seriousness almost painful. What might be called
a
writhing expression stole over him. He seemed struggling with some
disastrous necessity inkept. He made one or two attempts to speak,
but words seemed to choke him. His companion stood in humane
surprise, wondering what was to come. At length, with an effort
mastering his feelings, in a tolerably composed tone he
spoke:"If
I remember, you are a mason, Mr. Roberts?""Yes,
yes."Averting
himself a moment, as to recover from a return of agitation, the
stranger grasped the other's hand; "and would you not loan a
brother a shilling if he needed it?"The
merchant started, apparently, almost as if to retreat."Ah,
Mr. Roberts, I trust you are not one of those business men, who
make
a business of never having to do with unfortunates. For God's sake
don't leave me. I have something on my heart—on my heart. Under
deplorable circumstances thrown among strangers, utter strangers. I
want a friend in whom I may confide. Yours, Mr. Roberts, is almost
the first known face I've seen for many weeks."It
was so sudden an outburst; the interview offered such a contrast to
the scene around, that the merchant, though not used to be very
indiscreet, yet, being not entirely inhumane, remained not entirely
unmoved.The
other, still tremulous, resumed:"I
need not say, sir, how it cuts me to the soul, to follow up a
social
salutation with such words as have just been mine. I know that I
jeopardize your good opinion. But I can't help it: necessity knows
no
law, and heeds no risk. Sir, we are masons, one more step aside; I
will tell you my story."In
a low, half-suppressed tone, he began it. Judging from his
auditor's
expression, it seemed to be a tale of singular interest, involving
calamities against which no integrity, no forethought, no energy,
no
genius, no piety, could guard.At
every disclosure, the hearer's commiseration increased. No
sentimental pity. As the story went on, he drew from his wallet a
bank note, but after a while, at some still more unhappy
revelation,
changed it for another, probably of a somewhat larger amount;
which,
when the story was concluded, with an air studiously disclamatory
of
alms-giving, he put into the stranger's hands; who, on his side,
with
an air studiously disclamatory of alms-taking, put it into his
pocket.Assistance
being received, the stranger's manner assumed a kind and degree of
decorum which, under the circumstances, seemed almost coldness.
After
some words, not over ardent, and yet not exactly inappropriate, he
took leave, making a bow which had one knows not what of a certain
chastened independence about it; as if misery, however burdensome,
could not break down self-respect, nor gratitude, however deep,
humiliate a gentleman.He
was hardly yet out of sight, when he paused as if thinking; then
with
hastened steps returning to the merchant, "I am just reminded
that the president, who is also transfer-agent, of the Black Rapids
Coal Company, happens to be on board here, and, having been
subpoenaed as witness in a stock case on the docket in Kentucky,
has
his transfer-book with him. A month since, in a panic contrived by
artful alarmists, some credulous stock-holders sold out; but, to
frustrate the aim of the alarmists, the Company, previously advised
of their scheme, so managed it as to get into its own hands those
sacrificed shares, resolved that, since a spurious panic must be,
the
panic-makers should be no gainers by it. The Company, I hear, is
now
ready, but not anxious, to redispose of those shares; and having
obtained them at their depressed value, will now sell them at par,
though, prior to the panic, they were held at a handsome figure
above. That the readiness of the Company to do this is not
generally
known, is shown by the fact that the stock still stands on the
transfer-book in the Company's name, offering to one in funds a
rare
chance for investment. For, the panic subsiding more and more every
day, it will daily be seen how it originated; confidence will be
more
than restored; there will be a reaction; from the stock's descent
its
rise will be higher than from no fall, the holders trusting
themselves to fear no second fate."Having
listened at first with curiosity, at last with interest, the
merchant
replied to the effect, that some time since, through friends
concerned with it, he had heard of the company, and heard well of
it,
but was ignorant that there had latterly been fluctuations. He
added
that he was no speculator; that hitherto he had avoided having to
do
with stocks of any sort, but in the present case he really felt
something like being tempted. "Pray," in conclusion, "do
you think that upon a pinch anything could be transacted on board
here with the transfer-agent? Are you acquainted with him?""Not
personally. I but happened to hear that he was a passenger. For the
rest, though it might be somewhat informal, the gentleman might not
object to doing a little business on board. Along the Mississippi,
you know, business is not so ceremonious as at the East.""True,"
returned the merchant, and looked down a moment in thought, then,
raising his head quickly, said, in a tone not so benign as his
wonted
one, "This would seem a rare chance, indeed; why, upon first
hearing it, did you not snatch at it? I mean for yourself!""I?—would
it had been possible!"Not
without some emotion was this said, and not without some
embarrassment was the reply. "Ah, yes, I had forgotten."Upon
this, the stranger regarded him with mild gravity, not a little
disconcerting; the more so, as there was in it what seemed the
aspect
not alone of the superior, but, as it were, the rebuker; which sort
of bearing, in a beneficiary towards his benefactor, looked
strangely
enough; none the less, that, somehow, it sat not altogether
unbecomingly upon the beneficiary, being free from anything like
the
appearance of assumption, and mixed with a kind of painful
conscientiousness, as though nothing but a proper sense of what he
owed to himself swayed him. At length he spoke:"To
reproach a penniless man with remissness in not availing himself of
an opportunity for pecuniary investment—but, no, no; it was
forgetfulness; and this, charity will impute to some lingering
effect
of that unfortunate brain-fever, which, as to occurrences dating
yet
further back, disturbed Mr. Roberts's memory still more
seriously.""As
to that," said the merchant, rallying, "I am not——""Pardon
me, but you must admit, that just now, an unpleasant distrust,
however vague, was yours. Ah, shallow as it is, yet, how subtle a
thing is suspicion, which at times can invade the humanest of
hearts
and wisest of heads. But, enough. My object, sir, in calling your
attention to this stock, is by way of acknowledgment of your
goodness. I but seek to be grateful; if my information leads to
nothing, you must remember the motive."He
bowed, and finally retired, leaving Mr. Roberts not wholly without
self-reproach, for having momentarily indulged injurious thoughts
against one who, it was evident, was possessed of a self-respect
which forbade his indulging them himself.
CHAPTER V THE MAN WITH THE WEED MAKES IT AN EVEN QUESTION WHETHER HE BE A GREAT SAGE OR A GREAT SIMPLETON.
"Well,
there is sorrow in the world, but goodness too; and goodness that
is
not greenness, either, no more than sorrow is. Dear good man. Poor
beating heart!"It
was the man with the weed, not very long after quitting the
merchant,
murmuring to himself with his hand to his side like one with the
heart-disease.Meditation
over kindness received seemed to have softened him something, too,
it
may be, beyond what might, perhaps, have been looked for from one
whose unwonted self-respect in the hour of need, and in the act of
being aided, might have appeared to some not wholly unlike pride
out
of place; and pride, in any place, is seldom very feeling. But the
truth, perhaps, is, that those who are least touched with that
vice,
besides being not unsusceptible to goodness, are sometimes the ones
whom a ruling sense of propriety makes appear cold, if not
thankless,
under a favor. For, at such a time, to be full of warm, earnest
words, and heart-felt protestations, is to create a scene; and
well-bred people dislike few things more than that; which would
seem
to look as if the world did not relish earnestness; but, not so;
because the world, being earnest itself, likes an earnest scene,
and
an earnest man, very well, but only in their place—the stage. See
what sad work they make of it, who, ignorant of this, flame out in
Irish enthusiasm and with Irish sincerity, to a benefactor, who, if
a
man of sense and respectability, as well as kindliness, can but be
more or less annoyed by it; and, if of a nervously fastidious
nature,
as some are, may be led to think almost as much less favorably of
the
beneficiary paining him by his gratitude, as if he had been guilty
of
its contrary, instead only of an indiscretion. But, beneficiaries
who
know better, though they may feel as much, if not more, neither
inflict such pain, nor are inclined to run any risk of so doing.
And
these, being wise, are the majority. By which one sees how
inconsiderate those persons are, who, from the absence of its
officious manifestations in the world, complain that there is not
much gratitude extant; when the truth is, that there is as much of
it
as there is of modesty; but, both being for the most part votarists
of the shade, for the most part keep out of sight.What
started this was, to account, if necessary, for the changed air of
the man with the weed, who, throwing off in private the cold garb
of
decorum, and so giving warmly loose to his genuine heart, seemed
almost transformed into another being. This subdued air of
softness,
too, was toned with melancholy, melancholy unreserved; a thing
which,
however at variance with propriety, still the more attested his
earnestness; for one knows not how it is, but it sometimes happens
that, where earnestness is, there, also, is melancholy.At
the time, he was leaning over the rail at the boat's side, in his
pensiveness, unmindful of another pensive figure near—a young
gentleman with a swan-neck, wearing a lady-like open shirt collar,
thrown back, and tied with a black ribbon. From a square,
tableted-broach, curiously engraved with Greek characters, he
seemed
a collegian—not improbably, a sophomore—on his travels; possibly,
his first. A small book bound in Roman vellum was in his
hand.Overhearing
his murmuring neighbor, the youth regarded him with some surprise,
not to say interest. But, singularly for a collegian, being
apparently of a retiring nature, he did not speak; when the other
still more increased his diffidence by changing from soliloquy to
colloquy, in a manner strangely mixed of familiarity and
pathos."Ah,
who is this? You did not hear me, my young friend, did you? Why,
you,
too, look sad. My melancholy is not catching!""Sir,
sir," stammered the other."Pray,
now," with a sort of sociable sorrowfulness, slowly sliding
along the rail, "Pray, now, my young friend, what volume have
you there? Give me leave," gently drawing it from him.
"Tacitus!" Then opening it at random, read: "In
general a black and shameful period lies before me." "Dear
young sir," touching his arm alarmedly, "don't read this
book. It is poison, moral poison. Even were there truth in Tacitus,
such truth would have the operation of falsity, and so still be
poison, moral poison. Too well I know this Tacitus. In my
college-days he came near souring me into cynicism. Yes, I began to
turn down my collar, and go about with a disdainfully joyless
expression.""Sir,
sir, I—I—"