Herman Melville
The Confidence Man
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Table of contents
CHAPTER I. A MUTE GOES ABOARD A BOAT ON THE MISSISSIPPI.
CHAPTER II. SHOWING THAT MANY MEN HAVE MANY MINDS.
CHAPTER III. IN WHICH A VARIETY OF CHARACTERS APPEAR.
CHAPTER IV. RENEWAL OF OLD ACQUAINTANCE.
CHAPTER V THE MAN WITH THE WEED MAKES IT AN EVEN QUESTION WHETHER HE BE A GREAT SAGE OR A GREAT SIMPLETON.
CHAPTER VI. AT THE OUTSET OF WHICH CERTAIN PASSENGERS PROVE DEAF TO THE CALL OF CHARITY.
CHAPTER VII. A GENTLEMAN WITH GOLD SLEEVE-BUTTONS.
CHAPTER VIII. A CHARITABLE LADY.
CHAPTER IX. TWO BUSINESS MEN TRANSACT A LITTLE BUSINESS.
CHAPTER X. IN THE CABIN.
CHAPTER XI. ONLY A PAGE OR SO.
CHAPTER XII. STORY OF THE UNFORTUNATE MAN, FROM WHICH MAY BE GATHERED WHETHER OR NO HE HAS BEEN JUSTLY SO ENTITLED.
CHAPTER XIII. THE MAN WITH THE TRAVELING-CAP EVINCES MUCH HUMANITY, AND IN A WAY WHICH WOULD SEEM TO SHOW HIM TO BE ONE OF THE MOST LOGICAL OF OPTIMISTS.
CHAPTER XIV. WORTH THE CONSIDERATION OF THOSE TO WHOM IT MAY PROVE WORTH CONSIDERING.
CHAPTER XV. AN OLD MISER, UPON SUITABLE REPRESENTATIONS, IS PREVAILED UPON TO VENTURE AN INVESTMENT.
CHAPTER XVI. A SICK MAN, AFTER SOME IMPATIENCE, IS INDUCED TO BECOME A PATIENT
CHAPTER XVII. TOWARDS THE END OF WHICH THE HERB-DOCTOR PROVES HIMSELF A FORGIVER OF INJURIES.
CHAPTER XVIII. INQUEST INTO THE TRUE CHARACTER OF THE HERB-DOCTOR.
CHAPTER XIX. A SOLDIER OF FORTUNE.
CHAPTER XX. REAPPEARANCE OF ONE WHO MAY BE REMEMBERED.
CHAPTER XXI. A HARD CASE.
CHAPTER XXII. IN THE POLITE SPIRIT OF THE TUSCULAN DISPUTATIONS.
CHAPTER XXIII. IN WHICH THE POWERFUL EFFECT OF NATURAL SCENERY IS EVINCED IN THE CASE OF THE MISSOURIAN, WHO, IN VIEW OF THE REGION ROUND-ABOUT CAIRO, HAS A RETURN OF HIS CHILLY FIT.
CHAPTER XXIV. A PHILANTHROPIST UNDERTAKES TO CONVERT A MISANTHROPE, BUT DOES NOT GET BEYOND CONFUTING HIM.
CHAPTER XXV. THE COSMOPOLITAN MAKES AN ACQUAINTANCE.
CHAPTER XXVI. CONTAINING THE METAPHYSICS OF INDIAN-HATING, ACCORDING TO THE VIEWS OF ONE EVIDENTLY NOT SO PREPOSSESSED AS ROUSSEAU IN FAVOR OF SAVAGES.
CHAPTER XXVII. SOME ACCOUNT OF A MAN OF QUESTIONABLE MORALITY, BUT WHO, NEVERTHELESS, WOULD SEEM ENTITLED TO THE ESTEEM OF THAT EMINENT ENGLISH MORALIST WHO SAID HE LIKED A GOOD HATER.
CHAPTER XXVIII. MOOT POINTS TOUCHING THE LATE COLONEL JOHN MOREDOCK.
CHAPTER XXIX THE BOON COMPANIONS.
CHAPTER XXX. OPENING WITH A POETICAL EULOGY OF THE PRESS AND CONTINUING WITH TALK INSPIRED BY THE SAME.
CHAPTER XXXI. A METAMORPHOSIS MORE SURPRISING THAN ANY IN OVID.
CHAPTER XXXII. SHOWING THAT THE AGE OF MAGIC AND MAGICIANS IS NOT YET OVER.
CHAPTER XXXIII. WHICH MAY PASS FOR WHATEVER IT MAY PROVE TO BE WORTH.
CHAPTER XXXIV. IN WHICH THE COSMOPOLITAN TELLS THE STORY OF THE GENTLEMAN MADMAN.
CHAPTER XXXV. IN WHICH THE COSMOPOLITAN STRIKINGLY EVINCES THE ARTLESSNESS OF HIS NATURE.
CHAPTER XXXVI. IN WHICH THE COSMOPOLITAN IS ACCOSTED BY A MYSTIC, WHEREUPON ENSUES PRETTY MUCH SUCH TALK AS MIGHT BE EXPECTED.
CHAPTER XXXVIITHE MYSTICAL MASTER INTRODUCES THE PRACTICAL DISCIPLE.
CHAPTER XXXVIII. THE DISCIPLE UNBENDS, AND CONSENTS TO ACT A SOCIAL PART.
CHAPTER XXXIX. THE HYPOTHETICAL FRIENDS.
CHAPTER XL. IN WHICH THE STORY OF CHINA ASTER IS AT SECOND-HAND TOLD BY ONE WHO, WHILE NOT DISAPPROVING THE MORAL, DISCLAIMS THE SPIRIT OF THE STYLE.
CHAPTER XLI.ENDING WITH A RUPTURE OF THE HYPOTHESIS.
CHAPTER XLII. UPON THE HEEL OF THE LAST SCENE THE COSMOPOLITAN ENTERS THE BARBER'S SHOP, A BENEDICTION ON HIS LIPS.
CHAPTER XLIII VERY CHARMING.
CHAPTER XLIV. IN WHICH THE LAST THREE WORDS OF THE LAST CHAPTER ARE MADE THE TEXT OF DISCOURSE, WHICH WILL BE SURE OF RECEIVING MORE OR LESS ATTENTION FROM THOSE READERS WHO DO NOT SKIP IT.
CHAPTER XLV. THE COSMOPOLITAN INCREASES IN SERIOUSNESS.
CHAPTER I. A MUTE GOES ABOARD A BOAT ON THE MISSISSIPPI.
At
sunrise on a first of April, there appeared, suddenly as Manco Capac
at the lake Titicaca, a man in cream-colors, at the water-side in the
city of St. Louis.His
cheek was fair, his chin downy, his hair flaxen, his hat a white fur
one, with a long fleecy nap. He had neither trunk, valise,
carpet-bag, nor parcel. No porter followed him. He was unaccompanied
by friends. From the shrugged shoulders, titters, whispers,
wonderings of the crowd, it was plain that he was, in the extremest
sense of the word, a stranger.In
the same moment with his advent, he stepped aboard the favorite
steamer Fidèle, on the point of starting for New Orleans. Stared at,
but unsaluted, with the air of one neither courting nor shunning
regard, but evenly pursuing the path of duty, lead it through
solitudes or cities, he held on his way along the lower deck until he
chanced to come to a placard nigh the captain's office, offering a
reward for the capture of a mysterious impostor, supposed to have
recently arrived from the East; quite an original genius in his
vocation, as would appear, though wherein his originality consisted
was not clearly given; but what purported to be a careful description
of his person followed.As
if it had been a theatre-bill, crowds were gathered about the
announcement, and among them certain chevaliers, whose eyes, it was
plain, were on the capitals, or, at least, earnestly seeking sight of
them from behind intervening coats; but as for their fingers, they
were enveloped in some myth; though, during a chance interval, one of
these chevaliers somewhat showed his hand in purchasing from another
chevalier, ex-officio a peddler of money-belts, one of his popular
safe-guards, while another peddler, who was still another versatile
chevalier, hawked, in the thick of the throng, the lives of Measan,
the bandit of Ohio, Murrel, the pirate of the Mississippi, and the
brothers Harpe, the Thugs of the Green River country, in
Kentucky—creatures, with others of the sort, one and all
exterminated at the time, and for the most part, like the hunted
generations of wolves in the same regions, leaving comparatively few
successors; which would seem cause for unalloyed gratulation, and is
such to all except those who think that in new countries, where the
wolves are killed off, the foxes increase.Pausing
at this spot, the stranger so far succeeded in threading his way, as
at last to plant himself just beside the placard, when, producing a
small slate and tracing some words upon if, he held it up before him
on a level with the placard, so that they who read the one might read
the other. The words were these:—"Charity
thinketh no evil."As,
in gaining his place, some little perseverance, not to say
persistence, of a mildly inoffensive sort, had been unavoidable, it
was not with the best relish that the crowd regarded his apparent
intrusion; and upon a more attentive survey, perceiving no badge of
authority about him, but rather something quite the contrary—he
being of an aspect so singularly innocent; an aspect too, which they
took to be somehow inappropriate to the time and place, and inclining
to the notion that his writing was of much the same sort: in short,
taking him for some strange kind of simpleton, harmless enough, would
he keep to himself, but not wholly unobnoxious as an intruder—they
made no scruple to jostle him aside; while one, less kind than the
rest, or more of a wag, by an unobserved stroke, dexterously
flattened down his fleecy hat upon his head. Without readjusting it,
the stranger quietly turned, and writing anew upon the slate, again
held it up:—"Charity
suffereth long, and is kind."Illy
pleased with his pertinacity, as they thought it, the crowd a second
time thrust him aside, and not without epithets and some buffets, all
of which were unresented. But, as if at last despairing of so
difficult an adventure, wherein one, apparently a non-resistant,
sought to impose his presence upon fighting characters, the stranger
now moved slowly away, yet not before altering his writing to this:—"Charity
endureth all things."Shield-like
bearing his slate before him, amid stares and jeers he moved slowly
up and down, at his turning points again changing his inscription to—"Charity
believeth all things."and
then—"Charity
never faileth."The
word charity, as originally traced, remained throughout uneffaced,
not unlike the left-hand numeral of a printed date, otherwise left
for convenience in blank.To
some observers, the singularity, if not lunacy, of the stranger was
heightened by his muteness, and, perhaps also, by the contrast to his
proceedings afforded in the actions—quite in the wonted and
sensible order of things—of the barber of the boat, whose quarters,
under a smoking-saloon, and over against a bar-room, was next door
but two to the captain's office. As if the long, wide, covered deck,
hereabouts built up on both sides with shop-like windowed spaces,
were some Constantinople arcade or bazaar, where more than one trade
is plied, this river barber, aproned and slippered, but rather
crusty-looking for the moment, it may be from being newly out of bed,
was throwing open his premises for the day, and suitably arranging
the exterior. With business-like dispatch, having rattled down his
shutters, and at a palm-tree angle set out in the iron fixture his
little ornamental pole, and this without overmuch tenderness for the
elbows and toes of the crowd, he concluded his operations by bidding
people stand still more aside, when, jumping on a stool, he hung over
his door, on the customary nail, a gaudy sort of illuminated
pasteboard sign, skillfully executed by himself, gilt with the
likeness of a razor elbowed in readiness to shave, and also, for the
public benefit, with two words not unfrequently seen ashore gracing
other shops besides barbers':—"No
trust."An
inscription which, though in a sense not less intrusive than the
contrasted ones of the stranger, did not, as it seemed, provoke any
corresponding derision or surprise, much less indignation; and still
less, to all appearances, did it gain for the inscriber the repute of
being a simpleton.Meanwhile,
he with the slate continued moving slowly up and down, not without
causing some stares to change into jeers, and some jeers into pushes,
and some pushes into punches; when suddenly, in one of his turns, he
was hailed from behind by two porters carrying a large trunk; but as
the summons, though loud, was without effect, they accidentally or
otherwise swung their burden against him, nearly overthrowing him;
when, by a quick start, a peculiar inarticulate moan, and a pathetic
telegraphing of his fingers, he involuntarily betrayed that he was
not alone dumb, but also deaf.Presently,
as if not wholly unaffected by his reception thus far, he went
forward, seating himself in a retired spot on the forecastle, nigh
the foot of a ladder there leading to a deck above, up and down which
ladder some of the boatmen, in discharge of their duties, were
occasionally going.From
his betaking himself to this humble quarter, it was evident that, as
a deck-passenger, the stranger, simple though he seemed, was not
entirely ignorant of his place, though his taking a deck-passage
might have been partly for convenience; as, from his having no
luggage, it was probable that his destination was one of the small
wayside landings within a few hours' sail. But, though he might not
have a long way to go, yet he seemed already to have come from a very
long distance.Though
neither soiled nor slovenly, his cream-colored suit had a tossed
look, almost linty, as if, traveling night and day from some far
country beyond the prairies, he had long been without the solace of a
bed. His aspect was at once gentle and jaded, and, from the moment of
seating himself, increasing in tired abstraction and dreaminess.
Gradually overtaken by slumber, his flaxen head drooped, his whole
lamb-like figure relaxed, and, half reclining against the ladder's
foot, lay motionless, as some sugar-snow in March, which, softly
stealing down over night, with its white placidity startles the brown
farmer peering out from his threshold at daybreak.
CHAPTER II. SHOWING THAT MANY MEN HAVE MANY MINDS.
"Odd
fish!""Poor
fellow!""Who
can he be?""Casper
Hauser.""Bless
my soul!""Uncommon
countenance.""Green
prophet from Utah.""Humbug!""Singular
innocence.""Means
something.""Spirit-rapper.""Moon-calf.""Piteous.""Trying
to enlist interest.""Beware
of him.""Fast
asleep here, and, doubtless, pick-pockets on board.""Kind
of daylight Endymion.""Escaped
convict, worn out with dodging.""Jacob
dreaming at Luz."Such
the epitaphic comments, conflictingly spoken or thought, of a
miscellaneous company, who, assembled on the overlooking, cross-wise
balcony at the forward end of the upper deck near by, had not
witnessed preceding occurrences.Meantime,
like some enchanted man in his grave, happily oblivious of all
gossip, whether chiseled or chatted, the deaf and dumb stranger still
tranquilly slept, while now the boat started on her voyage.The
great ship-canal of Ving-King-Ching, in the Flowery Kingdom, seems
the Mississippi in parts, where, amply flowing between low,
vine-tangled banks, flat as tow-paths, it bears the huge toppling
steamers, bedizened and lacquered within like imperial junks.Pierced
along its great white bulk with two tiers of small embrasure-like
windows, well above the waterline, the Fiddle, though, might at
distance have been taken by strangers for some whitewashed fort on a
floating isle.Merchants
on 'change seem the passengers that buzz on her decks, while, from
quarters unseen, comes a murmur as of bees in the comb. Fine
promenades, domed saloons, long galleries, sunny balconies,
confidential passages, bridal chambers, state-rooms plenty as
pigeon-holes, and out-of-the-way retreats like secret drawers in an
escritoire, present like facilities for publicity or privacy.
Auctioneer or coiner, with equal ease, might somewhere here drive his
trade.Though
her voyage of twelve hundred miles extends from apple to orange, from
clime to clime, yet, like any small ferry-boat, to right and left, at
every landing, the huge Fidèle still receives additional passengers
in exchange for those that disembark; so that, though always full of
strangers, she continually, in some degree, adds to, or replaces them
with strangers still more strange; like Rio Janeiro fountain, fed
from the Cocovarde mountains, which is ever overflowing with strange
waters, but never with the same strange particles in every part.Though
hitherto, as has been seen, the man in cream-colors had by no means
passed unobserved, yet by stealing into retirement, and there going
asleep and continuing so, he seemed to have courted oblivion, a boon
not often withheld from so humble an applicant as he. Those staring
crowds on the shore were now left far behind, seen dimly clustering
like swallows on eaves; while the passengers' attention was soon
drawn away to the rapidly shooting high bluffs and shot-towers on the
Missouri shore, or the bluff-looking Missourians and towering
Kentuckians among the throngs on the decks.By-and-by—two
or three random stoppages having been made, and the last transient
memory of the slumberer vanished, and he himself, not unlikely, waked
up and landed ere now—the crowd, as is usual, began in all parts to
break up from a concourse into various clusters or squads, which in
some cases disintegrated again into quartettes, trios, and couples,
or even solitaires; involuntarily submitting to that natural law
which ordains dissolution equally to the mass, as in time to the
member.As
among Chaucer's Canterbury pilgrims, or those oriental ones crossing
the Red Sea towards Mecca in the festival month, there was no lack of
variety. Natives of all sorts, and foreigners; men of business and
men of pleasure; parlor men and backwoodsmen; farm-hunters and
fame-hunters; heiress-hunters, gold-hunters, buffalo-hunters,
bee-hunters, happiness-hunters, truth-hunters, and still keener
hunters after all these hunters. Fine ladies in slippers, and
moccasined squaws; Northern speculators and Eastern philosophers;
English, Irish, German, Scotch, Danes; Santa Fé traders in striped
blankets, and Broadway bucks in cravats of cloth of gold;
fine-looking Kentucky boatmen, and Japanese-looking Mississippi
cotton-planters; Quakers in full drab, and United States soldiers in
full regimentals; slaves, black, mulatto, quadroon; modish young
Spanish Creoles, and old-fashioned French Jews; Mormons and Papists
Dives and Lazarus; jesters and mourners, teetotalers and
convivialists, deacons and blacklegs; hard-shell Baptists and
clay-eaters; grinning negroes, and Sioux chiefs solemn as
high-priests. In short, a piebald parliament, an Anacharsis Cloots
congress of all kinds of that multiform pilgrim species, man.As
pine, beech, birch, ash, hackmatack, hemlock, spruce, bass-wood,
maple, interweave their foliage in the natural wood, so these mortals
blended their varieties of visage and garb. A Tartar-like
picturesqueness; a sort of pagan abandonment and assurance. Here
reigned the dashing and all-fusing spirit of the West, whose type is
the Mississippi itself, which, uniting the streams of the most
distant and opposite zones, pours them along, helter-skelter, in one
cosmopolitan and confident tide.
CHAPTER III. IN WHICH A VARIETY OF CHARACTERS APPEAR.
In
the forward part of the boat, not the least attractive object, for a
time, was a grotesque negro cripple, in tow-cloth attire and an old
coal-sifter of a tamborine in his hand, who, owing to something wrong
about his legs, was, in effect, cut down to the stature of a
Newfoundland dog; his knotted black fleece and good-natured, honest
black face rubbing against the upper part of people's thighs as he
made shift to shuffle about, making music, such as it was, and
raising a smile even from the gravest. It was curious to see him, out
of his very deformity, indigence, and houselessness, so cheerily
endured, raising mirth in some of that crowd, whose own purses,
hearths, hearts, all their possessions, sound limbs included, could
not make gay."What
is your name, old boy?" said a purple-faced drover, putting his
large purple hand on the cripple's bushy wool, as if it were the
curled forehead of a black steer."Der
Black Guinea dey calls me, sar.""And
who is your master, Guinea?""Oh
sar, I am der dog widout massa.""A
free dog, eh? Well, on your account, I'm sorry for that, Guinea. Dogs
without masters fare hard.""So
dey do, sar; so dey do. But you see, sar, dese here legs? What
ge'mman want to own dese here legs?"
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