Twelve Stories and a Dream
Twelve Stories and a Dream1. FILMER2. THE MAGIC SHOP3. THE VALLEY OF SPIDERS4. THE TRUTH ABOUT PYECRAFT5. MR. SKELMERSDALE IN FAIRYLAND6. THE STORY OF THE INEXPERIENCED GHOST7. JIMMY GOGGLES THE GOD8. THE NEW ACCELERATOR9. MR. LEDBETTER’S VACATION10. THE STOLEN BODY11. MR. BRISHER’S TREASURE12. MISS WINCHELSEA’S HEART13. A DREAM OF ARMAGEDDONCopyright
Twelve Stories and a Dream
H. G. Wells
1. FILMER
In truth the mastery of flying was the work of thousands of
men—this man a suggestion and that an experiment, until at last
only one vigorous intellectual effort was needed to finish the
work. But the inexorable injustice of the popular mind has decided
that of all these thousands, one man, and that a man who never
flew, should be chosen as the discoverer, just as it has chosen to
honour Watt as the discoverer of steam and Stephenson of the
steam-engine. And surely of all honoured names none is so
grotesquely and tragically honoured as poor Filmer’s, the timid,
intellectual creature who solved the problem over which the world
had hung perplexed and a little fearful for so many generations,
the man who pressed the button that has changed peace and warfare
and well-nigh every condition of human life and happiness. Never
has that recurring wonder of the littleness of the scientific man
in the face of the greatness of his science found such an amazing
exemplification. Much concerning Filmer is, and must remain,
profoundly obscure—Filmers attract no Boswells—but the essential
facts and the concluding scene are clear enough, and there are
letters, and notes, and casual allusions to piece the whole
together. And this is the story one makes, putting this thing with
that, of Filmer’s life and death.The first authentic trace of Filmer on the page of history is
a document in which he applies for admission as a paid student in
physics to the Government laboratories at South Kensington, and
therein he describes himself as the son of a “military bootmaker”
(“cobbler” in the vulgar tongue) of Dover, and lists his various
examination proofs of a high proficiency in chemistry and
mathematics. With a certain want of dignity he seeks to enhance
these attainments by a profession of poverty and disadvantages, and
he writes of the laboratory as the “gaol” of his ambitions, a slip
which reinforces his claim to have devoted himself exclusively to
the exact sciences. The document is endorsed in a manner that shows
Filmer was admitted to this coveted opportunity; but until quite
recently no traces of his success in the Government institution
could be found.It has now, however, been shown that in spite of his
professed zeal for research, Filmer, before he had held this
scholarship a year, was tempted, by the possibility of a small
increase in his immediate income, to abandon it in order to become
one of the nine-pence-an-hour computers employed by a well-known
Professor in his vicarious conduct of those extensive researches of
his in solar physics—researches which are still a matter of
perplexity to astronomers. Afterwards, for the space of seven
years, save for the pass lists of the London University, in which
he is seen to climb slowly to a double first class B.Sc., in
mathematics and chemistry, there is no evidence of how Filmer
passed his life. No one knows how or where he lived, though it
seems highly probable that he continued to support himself by
teaching while he prosecuted the studies necessary for this
distinction. And then, oddly enough, one finds him mentioned in the
correspondence of Arthur Hicks, the poet.
“You remember Filmer,” Hicks writes to his friend Vance;
“well, HE hasn’t altered a bit, the same hostile mumble and the
nasty chin—how CAN a man contrive to be always three days from
shaving?—and a sort of furtive air of being engaged in sneaking in
front of one; even his coat and that frayed collar of his show no
further signs of the passing years. He was writing in the library
and I sat down beside him in the name of God’s charity, whereupon
he deliberately insulted me by covering up his memoranda. It seems
he has some brilliant research on hand that he suspects me of all
people—with a Bodley Booklet a-printing!—of stealing. He has taken
remarkable honours at the University—he went through them with a
sort of hasty slobber, as though he feared I might interrupt him
before he had told me all—and he spoke of taking his D.Sc. as one
might speak of taking a cab. And he asked what I was doing—with a
sort of comparative accent, and his arm was spread nervously,
positively a protecting arm, over the paper that hid the precious
idea—his one hopeful idea.
“‘Poetry,’ he said, ‘Poetry. And what do you profess to teach
in it, Hicks?’
“The thing’s a Provincial professorling in the very act of
budding, and I thank the Lord devoutly that but for the precious
gift of indolence I also might have gone this way to D.Sc. and
destruction...”A curious little vignette that I am inclined to think caught
Filmer in or near the very birth of his discovery. Hicks was wrong
in anticipating a provincial professorship for Filmer. Our next
glimpse of him is lecturing on “rubber and rubber substitutes,” to
the Society of Arts—he had become manager to a great
plastic-substance manufactory—and at that time, it is now known, he
was a member of the Aeronautical Society, albeit he contributed
nothing to the discussions of that body, preferring no doubt to
mature his great conception without external assistance. And within
two years of that paper before the Society of Arts he was hastily
taking out a number of patents and proclaiming in various
undignified ways the completion of the divergent inquiries which
made his flying machine possible. The first definite statement to
that effect appeared in a halfpenny evening paper through the
agency of a man who lodged in the same house with Filmer. His final
haste after his long laborious secret patience seems to have been
due to a needless panic, Bootle, the notorious American scientific
quack, having made an announcement that Filmer interpreted wrongly
as an anticipation of his idea.Now what precisely was Filmer’s idea? Really a very simple
one. Before his time the pursuit of aeronautics had taken two
divergent lines, and had developed on the one hand balloons—large
apparatus lighter than air, easy in ascent, and comparatively safe
in descent, but floating helplessly before any breeze that took
them; and on the other, flying machines that flew only in
theory—vast flat structures heavier than air, propelled and kept up
by heavy engines and for the most part smashing at the first
descent. But, neglecting the fact that the inevitable final
collapse rendered them impossible, the weight of the flying
machines gave them this theoretical advantage, that they could go
through the air against a wind, a necessary condition if aerial
navigation was to have any practical value. It is Filmer’s
particular merit that he perceived the way in which the contrasted
and hitherto incompatible merits of balloon and heavy flying
machine might be combined in one apparatus, which should be at
choice either heavier or lighter than air. He took hints from the
contractile bladders of fish and the pneumatic cavities of birds.
He devised an arrangement of contractile and absolutely closed
balloons which when expanded could lift the actual flying apparatus
with ease, and when retracted by the complicated “musculature” he
wove about them, were withdrawn almost completely into the frame;
and he built the large framework which these balloons sustained, of
hollow, rigid tubes, the air in which, by an ingenious contrivance,
was automatically pumped out as the apparatus fell, and which then
remained exhausted so long as the aeronaut desired. There were no
wings or propellers to his machine, such as there had been to all
previous aeroplanes, and the only engine required was the compact
and powerful little appliance needed to contract the balloons. He
perceived that such an apparatus as he had devised might rise with
frame exhausted and balloons expanded to a considerable height,
might then contract its balloons and let the air into its frame,
and by an adjustment of its weights slide down the air in any
desired direction. As it fell it would accumulate velocity and at
the same time lose weight, and the momentum accumulated by its
down-rush could be utilised by means of a shifting of its weights
to drive it up in the air again as the balloons expanded. This
conception, which is still the structural conception of all
successful flying machines, needed, however, a vast amount of toil
upon its details before it could actually be realised, and such
toil Filmer—as he was accustomed to tell the numerous interviewers
who crowded upon him in the heyday of his fame—“ungrudgingly and
unsparingly gave.” His particular difficulty was the elastic lining
of the contractile balloon. He found he needed a new substance, and
in the discovery and manufacture of that new substance he had, as
he never failed to impress upon the interviewers, “performed a far
more arduous work than even in the actual achievement of my
seemingly greater discovery.”But it must not be imagined that these interviews followed
hard upon Filmer’s proclamation of his invention. An interval of
nearly five years elapsed during which he timidly remained at his
rubber factory—he seems to have been entirely dependent on his
small income from this source—making misdirected attempts to assure
a quite indifferent public that he really HAD invented what he had
invented. He occupied the greater part of his leisure in the
composition of letters to the scientific and daily press, and so
forth, stating precisely the net result of his contrivances, and
demanding financial aid. That alone would have sufficed for the
suppression of his letters. He spent such holidays as he could
arrange in unsatisfactory interviews with the door-keepers of
leading London papers—he was singularly not adapted for inspiring
hall-porters with confidence—and he positively attempted to induce
the War Office to take up his work with him. There remains a
confidential letter from Major-General Volleyfire to the Earl of
Frogs. “The man’s a crank and a bounder to boot,” says the
Major-General in his bluff, sensible, army way, and so left it open
for the Japanese to secure, as they subsequently did, the priority
in this side of warfare—a priority they still to our great
discomfort retain.And then by a stroke of luck the membrane Filmer had invented
for his contractile balloon was discovered to be useful for the
valves of a new oil-engine, and he obtained the means for making a
trial model of his invention. He threw up his rubber factory
appointment, desisted from all further writing, and, with a certain
secrecy that seems to have been an inseparable characteristic of
all his proceedings, set to work upon the apparatus. He seems to
have directed the making of its parts and collected most of it in a
room in Shoreditch, but its final putting together was done at
Dymchurch, in Kent. He did not make the affair large enough to
carry a man, but he made an extremely ingenious use of what were
then called the Marconi rays to control its flight. The first
flight of this first practicable flying machine took place over
some fields near Burford Bridge, near Hythe, in Kent, and Filmer
followed and controlled its flight upon a specially constructed
motor tricycle.The flight was, considering all things, an amazing success.
The apparatus was brought in a cart from Dymchurch to Burford
Bridge, ascended there to a height of nearly three hundred feet,
swooped thence very nearly back to Dymchurch, came about in its
sweep, rose again, circled, and finally sank uninjured in a field
behind the Burford Bridge Inn. At its descent a curious thing
happened. Filmer got off his tricycle, scrambled over the
intervening dyke, advanced perhaps twenty yards towards his
triumph, threw out his arms in a strange gesticulation, and fell
down in a dead faint. Every one could then recall the ghastliness
of his features and all the evidences of extreme excitement they
had observed throughout the trial, things they might otherwise have
forgotten. Afterwards in the inn he had an unaccountable gust of
hysterical weeping.Altogether there were not twenty witnesses of this affair,
and those for the most part uneducated men. The New Romney doctor
saw the ascent but not the descent, his horse being frightened by
the electrical apparatus on Filmer’s tricycle and giving him a
nasty spill. Two members of the Kent constabulary watched the
affair from a cart in an unofficial spirit, and a grocer calling
round the Marsh for orders and two lady cyclists seem almost to
complete the list of educated people. There were two reporters
present, one representing a Folkestone paper and the other being a
fourth-class interviewer and “symposium” journalist, whose expenses
down, Filmer, anxious as ever for adequate advertisement—and now
quite realising the way in which adequate advertisement may be
obtained—had paid. The latter was one of those writers who can
throw a convincing air of unreality over the most credible events,
and his half-facetious account of the affair appeared in the
magazine page of a popular journal. But, happily for Filmer, this
person’s colloquial methods were more convincing. He went to offer
some further screed upon the subject to Banghurst, the proprietor
of the New Paper, and one of the ablest and most unscrupulous men
in London journalism, and Banghurst instantly seized upon the
situation. The interviewer vanishes from the narrative, no doubt
very doubtfully remunerated, and Banghurst, Banghurst himself,
double chin, grey twill suit, abdomen, voice, gestures and all,
appears at Dymchurch, following his large, unrivalled journalistic
nose. He had seen the whole thing at a glance, just what it was and
what it might be.At his touch, as it were, Filmer’s long-pent investigations
exploded into fame. He instantly and most magnificently was a Boom.
One turns over the files of the journals of the year 1907 with a
quite incredulous recognition of how swift and flaming the boom of
those days could be. The July papers know nothing of flying, see
nothing in flying, state by a most effective silence that men never
would, could or should fly. In August flying and Filmer and flying
and parachutes and aerial tactics and the Japanese Government and
Filmer and again flying, shouldered the war in Yunnan and the gold
mines of Upper Greenland off the leading page. And Banghurst had
given ten thousand pounds, and, further, Banghurst was giving five
thousand pounds, and Banghurst had devoted his well-known,
magnificent (but hitherto sterile) private laboratories and several
acres of land near his private residence on the Surrey hills to the
strenuous and violent completion—Banghurst fashion—of the life-size
practicable flying machine. Meanwhile, in the sight of privileged
multitudes in the walled-garden of the Banghurst town residence in
Fulham, Filmer was exhibited at weekly garden parties putting the
working model through its paces. At enormous initial cost, but with
a final profit, the New Paper presented its readers with a
beautiful photographic souvenir of the first of these
occasions.Here again the correspondence of Arthur Hicks and his friend
Vance comes to our aid.
“I saw Filmer in his glory,” he writes, with just the touch
of envy natural to his position as a poet passe. “The man is
brushed and shaved, dressed in the fashion of a
Royal-Institution-Afternoon Lecturer, the very newest shape in
frock-coats and long patent shoes, and altogether in a state of
extraordinary streakiness between an owlish great man and a scared
abashed self-conscious bounder cruelly exposed. He hasn’t a touch
of colour in the skin of his face, his head juts forward, and those
queer little dark amber eyes of his watch furtively round him for
his fame. His clothes fit perfectly and yet sit upon him as though
he had bought them ready-made. He speaks in a mumble still, but he
says, you perceive indistinctly, enormous self-assertive things, he
backs into the rear of groups by instinct if Banghurst drops the
line for a minute, and when he walks across Banghurst’s lawn one
perceives him a little out of breath and going jerky, and that his
weak white hands are clenched. His is a state of tension—horrible
tension. And he is the Greatest Discoverer of This or Any Age—the
Greatest Discoverer of This or Any Age! What strikes one so
forcibly about him is that he didn’t somehow quite expect it ever,
at any rate, not at all like this. Banghurst is about everywhere,
the energetic M.C. of his great little catch, and I swear he will
have every one down on his lawn there before he has finished with
the engine; he had bagged the prime minister yesterday, and he,
bless his heart! didn’t look particularly outsize, on the very
first occasion. Conceive it! Filmer! Our obscure unwashed Filmer,
the Glory of British science! Duchesses crowd upon him, beautiful,
bold peeresses say in their beautiful, clear loud voices—have you
noticed how penetrating the great lady is becoming nowadays?—‘Oh,
Mr. Filmer, how DID you do it?’
“Common men on the edge of things are too remote for the
answer. One imagines something in the way of that interview, ‘toil
ungrudgingly and unsparingly given, Madam, and, perhaps—I don’t
know—but perhaps a little special aptitude.’”So far Hicks, and the photographic supplement to the New
Paper is in sufficient harmony with the description. In one picture
the machine swings down towards the river, and the tower of Fulham
church appears below it through a gap in the elms, and in another,
Filmer sits at his guiding batteries, and the great and beautiful
of the earth stand around him, with Banghurst massed modestly but
resolutely in the rear. The grouping is oddly apposite. Occluding
much of Banghurst, and looking with a pensive, speculative
expression at Filmer, stands the Lady Mary Elkinghorn, still
beautiful, in spite of the breath of scandal and her
eight-and-thirty years, the only person whose face does not admit a
perception of the camera that was in the act of snapping them
all.So much for the exterior facts of the story, but, after all,
they are very exterior facts. About the real interest of the
business one is necessarily very much in the dark. How was Filmer
feeling at the time? How much was a certain unpleasant anticipation
present inside that very new and fashionable frock-coat? He was in
the halfpenny, penny, six-penny, and more expensive papers alike,
and acknowledged by the whole world as “the Greatest Discoverer of
This or Any Age.” He had invented a practicable flying machine, and
every day down among the Surrey hills the life-sized model was
getting ready. And when it was ready, it followed as a clear
inevitable consequence of his having invented and made it—everybody
in the world, indeed, seemed to take it for granted; there wasn’t a
gap anywhere in that serried front of anticipation—that he would
proudly and cheerfully get aboard it, ascend with it, and
fly.But we know now pretty clearly that simple pride and
cheerfulness in such an act were singularly out of harmony with
Filmer’s private constitution. It occurred to no one at the time,
but there the fact is. We can guess with some confidence now that
it must have been drifting about in his mind a great deal during
the day, and, from a little note to his physician complaining of
persistent insomnia, we have the soundest reason for supposing it
dominated his nights,—the idea that it would be after all, in spite
of his theoretical security, an abominably sickening,
uncomfortable, and dangerous thing for him to flap about in
nothingness a thousand feet or so in the air. It must have dawned
upon him quite early in the period of being the Greatest Discoverer
of This or Any Age, the vision of doing this and that with an
extensive void below. Perhaps somewhen in his youth he had looked
down a great height or fallen down in some excessively
uncomfortable way; perhaps some habit of sleeping on the wrong side
had resulted in that disagreeable falling nightmare one knows, and
given him his horror; of the strength of that horror there remains
now not a particle of doubt.Apparently he had never weighed this duty of flying in his
earlier days of research; the machine had been his end, but now
things were opening out beyond his end, and particularly this giddy
whirl up above there. He was a Discoverer and he had Discovered.
But he was not a Flying Man, and it was only now that he was
beginning to perceive clearly that he was expected to fly. Yet,
however much the thing was present in his mind he gave no
expression to it until the very end, and meanwhile he went to and
fro from Banghurst’s magnificent laboratories, and was interviewed
and lionised, and wore good clothes, and ate good food, and lived
in an elegant flat, enjoying a very abundant feast of such good,
coarse, wholesome Fame and Success as a man, starved for all his
years as he had been starved, might be reasonably expected to
enjoy.After a time, the weekly gatherings in Fulham ceased. The
model had failed one day just for a moment to respond to Filmer’s
guidance, or he had been distracted by the compliments of an
archbishop. At any rate, it suddenly dug its nose into the air just
a little too steeply as the archbishop was sailing through a Latin
quotation for all the world like an archbishop in a book, and it
came down in the Fulham Road within three yards of a ‘bus horse. It
stood for a second perhaps, astonishing and in its attitude
astonished, then it crumpled, shivered into pieces, and the ‘bus
horse was incidentally killed.Filmer lost the end of the archiepiscopal compliment. He
stood up and stared as his invention swooped out of sight and reach
of him. His long, white hands still gripped his useless apparatus.
The archbishop followed his skyward stare with an apprehension
unbecoming in an archbishop.Then came the crash and the shouts and uproar from the road
to relieve Filmer’s tension. “My God!” he whispered, and sat
down.Every one else almost was staring to see where the machine
had vanished, or rushing into the house.The making of the big machine progressed all the more rapidly
for this. Over its making presided Filmer, always a little slow and
very careful in his manner, always with a growing preoccupation in
his mind. His care over the strength and soundness of the apparatus
was prodigious. The slightest doubt, and he delayed everything
until the doubtful part could be replaced. Wilkinson, his senior
assistant, fumed at some of these delays, which, he insisted, were
for the most part unnecessary. Banghurst magnified the patient
certitude of Filmer in the New Paper, and reviled it bitterly to
his wife, and MacAndrew, the second assistant, approved Filmer’s
wisdom. “We’re not wanting a fiasco, man,” said MacAndrew. “He’s
perfectly well advised.”And whenever an opportunity arose Filmer would expound to
Wilkinson and MacAndrew just exactly how every part of the flying
machine was to be controlled and worked, so that in effect they
would be just as capable, and even more capable, when at last the
time came, of guiding it through the skies.Now I should imagine that if Filmer had seen fit at this
stage to define just what he was feeling, and to take a definite
line in the matter of his ascent, he might have escaped that
painful ordeal quite easily. If he had had it clearly in his mind
he could have done endless things. He would surely have found no
difficulty with a specialist to demonstrate a weak heart, or
something gastric or pulmonary, to stand in his way—that is the
line I am astonished he did not take,—or he might, had he been man
enough, have declared simply and finally that he did not intend to
do the thing. But the fact is, though the dread was hugely present
in his mind, the thing was by no means sharp and clear. I fancy
that all through this period he kept telling himself that when the
occasion came he would find himself equal to it. He was like a man
just gripped by a great illness, who says he feels a little out of
sorts, and expects to be better presently. Meanwhile he delayed the
completion of the machine, and let the assumption that he was going
to fly it take root and flourish exceedingly about him. He even
accepted anticipatory compliments on his courage. And, barring this
secret squeamishness, there can be no doubt he found all the praise
and distinction and fuss he got a delightful and even intoxicating
draught.The Lady Mary Elkinghorn made things a little more
complicated for him.How THAT began was a subject of inexhaustible speculation to
Hicks. Probably in the beginning she was just a little “nice” to
him with that impartial partiality of hers, and it may be that to
her eyes, standing out conspicuously as he did ruling his monster
in the upper air, he had a distinction that Hicks was not disposed
to find. And somehow they must have had a moment of sufficient
isolation, and the great Discoverer a moment of sufficient courage
for something just a little personal to be mumbled or blurted.
However it began, there is no doubt that it did begin, and
presently became quite perceptible to a world accustomed to find in
the proceedings of the Lady Mary Elkinghorn a matter of
entertainment. It complicated things, because the state of love in
such a virgin mind as Filmer’s would brace his resolution, if not
sufficiently, at any rate considerably towards facing a danger he
feared, and hampered him in such attempts at evasion as would
otherwise be natural and congenial.It remains a matter for speculation just how the Lady Mary
felt for Filmer and just what she thought of him. At thirty-eight
one may have gathered much wisdom and still be not altogether wise,
and the imagination still functions actively enough in creating
glamours and effecting the impossible. He came before her eyes as a
very central man, and that always counts, and he had powers, unique
powers as it seemed, at any rate in the air. The performance with
the model had just a touch of the quality of a potent incantation,
and women have ever displayed an unreasonable disposition to
imagine that when a man has powers he must necessarily have Power.
Given so much, and what was not good in Filmer’s manner and
appearance became an added merit. He was modest, he hated display,
but given an occasion where TRUE qualities are needed, then—then
one would see!The late Mrs. Bampton thought it wise to convey to Lady Mary
her opinion that Filmer, all things considered, was rather a
“grub.” “He’s certainly not a sort of man I have ever met before,”
said the Lady Mary, with a quite unruffled serenity. And Mrs.
Bampton, after a swift, imperceptible glance at that serenity,
decided that so far as saying anything to Lady Mary went, she had
done as much as could be expected of her. But she said a great deal
to other people.And at last, without any undue haste or unseemliness, the day
dawned, the great day, when Banghurst had promised his public—the
world in fact—that flying should be finally attained and overcome.
Filmer saw it dawn, watched even in the darkness before it dawned,
watched its stars fade and the grey and pearly pinks give place at
last to the clear blue sky of a sunny, cloudless day. He watched it
from the window of his bedroom in the new-built wing of Banghurst’s
Tudor house. And as the stars were overwhelmed and the shapes and
substances of things grew into being out of the amorphous dark, he
must have seen more and more distinctly the festive preparations
beyond the beech clumps near the green pavilion in the outer park,
the three stands for the privileged spectators, the raw, new
fencing of the enclosure, the sheds and workshops, the Venetian
masts and fluttering flags that Banghurst had considered essential,
black and limp in the breezeless dawn, and amidst all these things
a great shape covered with tarpauling. A strange and terrible
portent for humanity was that shape, a beginning that must surely
spread and widen and change and dominate all the affairs of men,
but to Filmer it is very doubtful whether it appeared in anything
but a narrow and personal light. Several people heard him pacing in
the small hours—for the vast place was packed with guests by a
proprietor editor who, before all understood compression. And about
five o’clock, if not before, Filmer left his room and wandered out
of the sleeping house into the park, alive by that time with
sunlight and birds and squirrels and the fallow deer. MacAndrew,
who was also an early riser, met him near the machine, and they
went and had a look at it together.It is doubtful if Filmer took any breakfast, in spite of the
urgency of Banghurst. So soon as the guests began to be about in
some number he seems to have retreated to his room. Thence about
ten he went into the shrubbery, very probably because he had seen
the Lady Mary Elkinghorn there. She was walking up and down,
engaged in conversation with her old school friend, Mrs.
Brewis-Craven, and although Filmer had never met the latter lady
before, he joined them and walked beside them for some time. There
were several silences in spite of the Lady Mary’s brilliance. The
situation was a difficult one, and Mrs. Brewis-Craven did not
master its difficulty. “He struck me,” she said afterwards with a
luminous self-contradiction, “as a very unhappy person who had
something to say, and wanted before all things to be helped to say
it. But how was one to help him when one didn’t know what it
was?”At half-past eleven the enclosures for the public in the
outer park were crammed, there was an intermittent stream of
equipages along the belt which circles the outer park, and the
house party was dotted over the lawn and shrubbery and the corner
of the inner park, in a series of brilliantly attired knots, all
making for the flying machine. Filmer walked in a group of three
with Banghurst, who was supremely and conspicuously happy, and Sir
Theodore Hickle, the president of the Aeronautical Society. Mrs.
Banghurst was close behind with the Lady Mary Elkinghorn, Georgina
Hickle, and the Dean of Stays. Banghurst was large and copious in
speech, and such interstices as he left were filled in by Hickle
with complimentary remarks to Filmer. And Filmer walked between
them saying not a word except by way of unavoidable reply. Behind,
Mrs. Banghurst listened to the admirably suitable and shapely
conversation of the Dean with that fluttered attention to the
ampler clergy ten years of social ascent and ascendency had not
cured in her; and the Lady Mary watched, no doubt with an entire
confidence in the world’s disillusionment, the drooping shoulders
of the sort of man she had never met before.There was some cheering as the central party came into view
of the enclosures, but it was not very unanimous nor invigorating
cheering. They were within fifty yards of the apparatus when Filmer
took a hasty glance over his shoulder to measure the distance of
the ladies behind them, and decided to make the first remark he had
initiated since the house had been left. His voice was just a
little hoarse, and he cut in on Banghurst in mid-sentence on
Progress.
“I say, Banghurst,” he said, and stopped.
“Yes,” said Banghurst.
“I wish—” He moistened his lips. “I’m not feeling
well.”Banghurst stopped dead. “Eh?” he shouted.
“A queer feeling.” Filmer made to move on, but Banghurst was
immovable. “I don’t know. I may be better in a minute. If
not—perhaps... MacAndrew—”
“You’re not feeling WELL?” said Banghurst, and stared at his
white face.
“My dear!” he said, as Mrs. Banghurst came up with them,
“Filmer says he isn’t feeling WELL.”
“A little queer,” exclaimed Filmer, avoiding the Lady Mary’s
eyes. “It may pass off—”There was a pause.It came to Filmer that he was the most isolated person in the
world.
“In any case,” said Banghurst, “the ascent must be made.
Perhaps if you were to sit down somewhere for a
moment—”
“It’s the crowd, I think,” said Filmer.There was a second pause. Banghurst’s eye rested in scrutiny
on Filmer, and then swept the sample of public in the
enclosure.
“It’s unfortunate,” said Sir Theodore Hickle; “but still—I
suppose—Your assistants—Of course, if you feel out of condition and
disinclined—”
“I don’t think Mr. Filmer would permit THAT for a moment,”
said Lady Mary.
“But if Mr. Filmer’s nerve is run—It might even be dangerous
for him to attempt—” Hickle coughed.
“It’s just because it’s dangerous,” began the Lady Mary, and
felt she had made her point of view and Filmer’s plain
enough.Conflicting motives struggled for Filmer.
“I feel I ought to go up,” he said, regarding the ground. He
looked up and met the Lady Mary’s eyes. “I want to go up,” he said,
and smiled whitely at her. He turned towards Banghurst. “If I could
just sit down somewhere for a moment out of the crowd and
sun—”Banghurst, at least, was beginning to understand the case.
“Come into my little room in the green pavilion,” he said. “It’s
quite cool there.” He took Filmer by the arm.Filmer turned his face to the Lady Mary Elkinghorn again. “I
shall be all right in five minutes,” he said. “I’m tremendously
sorry—”The Lady Mary Elkinghorn smiled at him. “I couldn’t think—”
he said to Hickle, and obeyed the compulsion of Banghurst’s
pull.The rest remained watching the two recede.
“He is so fragile,” said the Lady Mary.
“He’s certainly a highly nervous type,” said the Dean, whose
weakness it was to regard the whole world, except married clergymen
with enormous families, as “neurotic.”
“Of course,” said Hickle, “it isn’t absolutely necessary for
him to go up because he has invented—”
“How COULD he avoid it?” asked the Lady Mary, with the
faintest shadow of scorn.
“It’s certainly most unfortunate if he’s going to be ill
now,” said Mrs. Banghurst a little severely.
“He’s not going to be ill,” said the Lady Mary, and certainly
she had met Filmer’s eye.
“YOU’LL be all right,” said Banghurst, as they went towards
the pavilion. “All you want is a nip of brandy. It ought to be you,
you know. You’ll be—you’d get it rough, you know, if you let
another man—”
“Oh, I want to go,” said Filmer. “I shall be all right. As a
matter of fact I’m almost inclined NOW—. No! I think I’ll have that
nip of brandy first.”Banghurst took him into the little room and routed out an
empty decanter. He departed in search of a supply. He was gone
perhaps five minutes.The history of those five minutes cannot be written. At
intervals Filmer’s face could be seen by the people on the
easternmost of the stands erected for spectators, against the
window pane peering out, and then it would recede and fade.
Banghurst vanished shouting behind the grand stand, and presently
the butler appeared going pavilionward with a tray.The apartment in which Filmer came to his last solution was a
pleasant little room very simply furnished with green furniture and
an old bureau—for Banghurst was simple in all his private ways. It
was hung with little engravings after Morland and it had a shelf of
books. But as it happened, Banghurst had left a rook rifle he
sometimes played with on the top of the desk, and on the corner of
the mantelshelf was a tin with three or four cartridges remaining
in it. As Filmer went up and down that room wrestling with his
intolerable dilemma he went first towards the neat little rifle
athwart the blotting-pad and then towards the neat little red
label
“.22 LONG.”The thing must have jumped into his mind in a
moment.Nobody seems to have connected the report with him, though
the gun, being fired in a confined space, must have sounded loud,
and there were several people in the billiard-room, separated from
him only by a lath-and-plaster partition. But directly Banghurst’s
butler opened the door and smelt the sour smell of the smoke, he
knew, he says, what had happened. For the servants at least of
Banghurst’s household had guessed something of what was going on in
Filmer’s mind.All through that trying afternoon Banghurst behaved as he
held a man should behave in the presence of hopeless disaster, and
his guests for the most part succeeded in not insisting upon the
fact—though to conceal their perception of it altogether was
impossible—that Banghurst had been pretty elaborately and
completely swindled by the deceased. The public in the enclosure,
Hicks told me, dispersed “like a party that has been ducking a
welsher,” and there wasn’t a soul in the train to London, it seems,
who hadn’t known all along that flying was a quite impossible thing
for man. “But he might have tried it,” said many, “after carrying
the thing so far.”In the evening, when he was comparatively alone, Banghurst
broke down and went on like a man of clay. I have been told he
wept, which must have made an imposing scene, and he certainly said
Filmer had ruined his life, and offered and sold the whole
apparatus to MacAndrew for half-a-crown. “I’ve been thinking—” said
MacAndrew at the conclusion of the bargain, and
stopped.The next morning the name of Filmer was, for the first time,
less conspicuous in the New Paper than in any other daily paper in
the world. The rest of the world’s instructors, with varying
emphasis, according to their dignity and the degree of competition
between themselves and the New Paper, proclaimed the “Entire
Failure of the New Flying Machine,” and “Suicide of the Impostor.”
But in the district of North Surrey the reception of the news was
tempered by a perception of unusual aerial phenomena.Overnight Wilkinson and MacAndrew had fallen into violent
argument on the exact motives of their principal’s rash
act.
“The man was certainly a poor, cowardly body, but so far as
his science went he was NO impostor,” said MacAndrew, “and I’m
prepared to give that proposition a very practical demonstration,
Mr. Wilkinson, so soon as we’ve got the place a little more to
ourselves. For I’ve no faith in all this publicity for experimental
trials.”And to that end, while all the world was reading of the
certain failure of the new flying machine, MacAndrew was soaring
and curvetting with great amplitude and dignity over the Epsom and
Wimbledon divisions; and Banghurst, restored once more to hope and
energy, and regardless of public security and the Board of Trade,
was pursuing his gyrations and trying to attract his attention, on
a motor car and in his pyjamas—he had caught sight of the ascent
when pulling up the blind of his bedroom window—equipped, among
other things, with a film camera that was subsequently discovered
to be jammed. And Filmer was lying on the billiard table in the
green pavilion with a sheet about his body.
2. THE MAGIC SHOP
I had seen the Magic Shop from afar several times; I had
passed it once or twice, a shop window of alluring little objects,
magic balls, magic hens, wonderful cones, ventriloquist dolls, the
material of the basket trick, packs of cards that LOOKED all right,
and all that sort of thing, but never had I thought of going in
until one day, almost without warning, Gip hauled me by my finger
right up to the window, and so conducted himself that there was
nothing for it but to take him in. I had not thought the place was
there, to tell the truth—a modest-sized frontage in Regent Street,
between the picture shop and the place where the chicks run about
just out of patent incubators, but there it was sure enough. I had
fancied it was down nearer the Circus, or round the corner in
Oxford Street, or even in Holborn; always over the way and a little
inaccessible it had been, with something of the mirage in its
position; but here it was now quite indisputably, and the fat end
of Gip’s pointing finger made a noise upon the glass.
“If I was rich,” said Gip, dabbing a finger at the
Disappearing Egg, “I’d buy myself that. And that”—which was The
Crying Baby, Very Human—“and that,” which was a mystery, and
called, so a neat card asserted, “Buy One and Astonish Your
Friends.”
“Anything,” said Gip, “will disappear under one of those
cones. I have read about it in a book.
“And there, dadda, is the Vanishing Halfpenny—, only they’ve
put it this way up so’s we can’t see how it’s done.”
Gip, dear boy, inherits his mother’s breeding, and he did not
propose to enter the shop or worry in any way; only, you know,
quite unconsciously he lugged my finger doorward, and he made his
interest clear.
“That,” he said, and pointed to the Magic Bottle.
“If you had that?” I said; at which promising inquiry he
looked up with a sudden radiance.
“I could show it to Jessie,” he said, thoughtful as ever of
others.
“It’s less than a hundred days to your birthday, Gibbles,” I
said, and laid my hand on the door-handle.
Gip made no answer, but his grip tightened on my finger, and
so we came into the shop.
It was no common shop this; it was a magic shop, and all the
prancing precedence Gip would have taken in the matter of mere toys
was wanting. He left the burthen of the conversation to me.
It was a little, narrow shop, not very well lit, and the
door-bell pinged again with a plaintive note as we closed it behind
us. For a moment or so we were alone and could glance about us.
There was a tiger in papier-mache on the glass case that covered
the low counter—a grave, kind-eyed tiger that waggled his head in a
methodical manner; there were several crystal spheres, a china hand
holding magic cards, a stock of magic fish-bowls in various sizes,
and an immodest magic hat that shamelessly displayed its springs.
On the floor were magic mirrors; one to draw you out long and thin,
one to swell your head and vanish your legs, and one to make you
short and fat like a draught; and while we were laughing at these
the shopman, as I suppose, came in.
At any rate, there he was behind the counter—a curious,
sallow, dark man, with one ear larger than the other and a chin
like the toe-cap of a boot.
“What can we have the pleasure?” he said, spreading his long,
magic fingers on the glass case; and so with a start we were aware
of him.
“I want,” I said, “to buy my little boy a few simple
tricks.”
“Legerdemain?” he asked. “Mechanical? Domestic?”
“Anything amusing?” said I.
“Um!” said the shopman, and scratched his head for a moment
as if thinking. Then, quite distinctly, he drew from his head a
glass ball. “Something in this way?” he said, and held it
out.
The action was unexpected. I had seen the trick done at
entertainments endless times before—it’s part of the common stock
of conjurers—but I had not expected it here.
“That’s good,” I said, with a laugh.
“Isn’t it?” said the shopman.
Gip stretched out his disengaged hand to take this object and
found merely a blank palm.
“It’s in your pocket,” said the shopman, and there it
was!
“How much will that be?” I asked.
“