12 Stunning Love Songs E-Book

Darren Hobson

• Herausgeber: BookRix
• Kategorie: Poesie und Drama
• Sprache: Englisch

Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2024

Beschreibung

This is the book you have been wishing for in the last twenty years, the one thing you were missing in your vast collection of books, this is a compilation of the twelve best love songs ever written brought to you in stunning poetry form. This valentines day you can finally have all the material you need to woo your future partner, these songs are guaranteed to bring you results and whites have never been whiter.
This prolific poet brings to you a tongue in cheek collection of poetry that shows the darkest corners of English humour, this collection is in celebration of his ten years in self-publishing and is a gift to his readers to say thank you to everyone who has laughed or cried at his work.
Just reading the titles to some of the poems within will make the reader groan or spit out their earl grey tea, nothing should be taken seriously , reading is to explore and be entertained, so dear reader put on your glad rags and be ready to be entertained by the quirky poet from Preston, mushy peas are not included.

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It’s still Just The Beginning

This work of art you are holding onto in some form or other is a tongue in cheek parody of some of the worst defects of the music industry. The love song , the rock ballad the one hit wonder where a giant cooperation invests in some sleazy people who only can survive this world is by forming a band and in the early days of their career they are forced into writing a hit to make some money back for the people in power. Home sweet home anyway almost decent the others that followed are just pure vomit, so you love the rock operas, you love the glitz and glam.

This is English humour or it can be called black humour it’s not to be taken seriously I take the piss out of myself (as you can see by the art) and everyone else, it’s written to make you laugh.

It is also a gift to my loyal readers because it is ten years since I published Just for Free, so I want to thank everyone for standing by me, in my good and bad days, in my good and bad poetry, the people who know when it’s time to laugh and when it’s time to cry.

Remember now, laugh you nutter !

Not remember rain

When I hold your hand

I hope you feel the same

I know COVID is still lingering

So we need to disinfect

So darling hold out your tiny hands

So I can apply a little gel

It might me a little cold my love

But it saves us from a living hell

Do you remember the time

We could tongue each other

All night and every day

Without having to walk away

To check your temperature

To have a virus test

Will we ever give it a rest

Oh no not this time

The virus can't last forever

No matter how hard they try

So let's burn both ends of the candle

And eat some chocolate tonight

Be a rebel oh yeah

And forget to brush your teeth

Let's make an expensive video

So it gets aired on MTV

I will hire a real priest

And you'll be married to me

If you don't agree to this my baby

I will replace you in the next video

I would prefer to play with the dolphins

Then see you turn and go

Down to the pharmacy to buy a new style of wet wipes

So you can clean your pores make you fresh all right

Remember not to flush them down the gold plated toilet

Because I can't afford to pay the plumber

I preferred to buy a piano that I forgot to play

Now the bloody guitarist is bouncing on top

His cowboy boots have scratched the varnish off

And the virus can't last forever

Even though it was modified to stay

Just like the rain in April

That had been postponed to May

In the states they are selling guns

Zombie apocalypse getting nearer

And there is nowhere else to run

So everybody needs to lock and load

The virus is out there

In the middle of the road

Everybody needs a colt 45

Everybody needs a shotgun

Everyone a free license 

You're not the only one

When the bullets start to rain

And the virus comes back again

You're allowed to shoot everyone

This is how the battle is won

You're not the only one

Get the bullet in the chamber

Aim and fire

Passion and desire

Thinking of a sequel

Before I finished the dream

The neighbours are dead

And the white church on fire

Shoot the critics

You could trump a liar

The virus has manipulated

Broken the American dream

Not since 9/ 11

Have you been threatened so much

It's raining bullets in the boulevard