AT 8 a.m. it lay on Giuseppi's news-stand, still damp from the
presses. Giuseppi, with the cunning of his ilk, philandered on the
opposite comer, leaving his patrons to help themselves, no doubt on
a theory related to the hypothesis of the watched pot.
This particular newspaper was, according to its custom and
design, an educator, a guide, a monitor, a champion and a household
counsellor and vade mecum.
From its many excellencies might be selected three editorials.
One was in simple and chaste but illuminating language directed to
parents and teachers, deprecating corporal punishment for
children.
Another was an accusive and significant warning addressed to a
notorious labour leader who was on the point of instigating his
clients to a troublesome strike.
The third was an eloquent demand that the police force be
sustained and aided in everything that tended to increase its
efficiency as public guardians and servants.
Besides these more important chidings and requisitions upon
the store of good citizenship was a wise prescription or form of
procedure laid out by the editor of the heart-to-heart column in
the specific case of a young man who had complained of the obduracy
of his lady love, teaching him how he might win her.
Again, there was, on the beauty page, a complete answer to a
young lady inquirer who desired admonition toward the securing of
bright eyes, rosy cheeks and a beautiful countenance.
One other item requiring special cognizance was a brief
"personal," running thus:
DEAR JACK: -- Forgive me. You were right. Meet me corner
Madison and -th at 8:30 this morning. We leave at noon.
PENITENT.
At 8 o'clock a young man with a haggard look and the feverish
gleam of unrest in his eye dropped a penny and picked up the top
paper as he passed Giuseppi's stand. A sleepless night had left him
a late riser. There was an office to be reached by nine, and a
shave and a hasty cup of coffee to be crowded into the
interval.
He visited his barber shop and then hurried on his way. He
pocketed his paper, meditating a belated perusal of it at the
luncheon hour. At the next corner it fell from his pocket, carrying
with it his pair of new gloves. Three blocks he walked, missed the
gloves and turned back fuming.
Just on the half-hour he reached the corner where lay the
gloves and the paper. But he strangely ignored that which he had
come to seek. He was holding two little hands as tightly as ever he
could and looking into two penitent brown eyes, while joy rioted in
his heart.
"Dear Jack," she said, "I knew you would be here on
time."
"I wonder what she means by that," he was saying to himself;
"but it's all right, it's all right."
A big wind puffed out of the west, picked up the paper from
the sidewalk, opened it out and sent it flying and whirling down a
side street. Up that street was driving a skittish bay to a
spider-wheel buggy, the young man who had written to the
heart-to-heart editor for a recipe that he might win her for whom
he sighed.
The wind, with a prankish flurry, flapped the flying newspaper
against the face of the skittish bay. There was a lengthened streak
of bay mingled with the red of running gear that stretched itself
out for four blocks. Then a water-hydrant played its part in the
cosmogony, the buggy became matchwood as foreordained, and the
driver rested very quietly where he had been flung on the asphalt
in front of a certain brownstone mansion.
They came out and had him inside very promptly. And there was
one who made herself a pillow for his head, and cared for no
curious eyes, bending over and saying, "Oh, it was you; it was you
all the time, Bobby! Couldn't you see it? And if you die, why, so
must I, and -- "
But in all this wind we must hurry to keep in touch with our
paper.
Policeman O'Brine arrested it as a character dangerous to
traffic. Straightening its disheveled leaves with his big, slow
fingers, he stood a few feet from the family entrance of the
Shandon Bells Caf. One headline he spelled out ponderously: "The
Papers to the Front in a Move to Help the Police."
But, whisht! The voice of Danny, the head bartender, through
the crack of the door: "Here's a nip for ye, Mike, ould man."
Behind the widespread, amicable columns of the press Policeman
O'Brine receives swiftly his nip of the real stuff. He moves away,
stalwart, refreshed, fortified, to his duties. Might not the editor
man view with pride the early, the spiritual, the literal fruit
that had blessed his labours.
Policeman O'Brine folded the paper and poked it playfully
under the arm of a small boy that was passing. That boy was named
Johnny, and he took the paper home with him. His sister was named
Gladys, and she had written to the beauty editor of the paper
asking for the practicable touchstone of beauty. That was weeks
ago, and she had ceased to look for an answer. Gladys was a pale
girl, with dull eyes and a discontented expression. She was
dressing to go up to the avenue to get some braid. Beneath her
skirt she pinned two leaves of the paper Johnny had brought. When
she walked the rustling sound was an exact imitation of the real
thing.
On the street she met the Brown girl from the flat below and
stopped to talk. The Brown girl turned green. Only silk at $5 a
yard could make the sound that she heard when Gladys moved. The
Brown girl, consumed by jealousy, said something spiteful and went
her way, with pinched lips.
Gladys proceeded toward the avenue. Her eyes now sparkled like
jagerfonteins. A rosy bloom visited her cheeks; a triumphant,
subtle, vivifying, smile transfigured her face. She was beautiful.
Could the beauty editor have seen her then! There was something in
her answer in the paper, I believe, about cultivating kind feelings
toward others in order to make plain features attractive.
The labour leader against whom the paper's solemn and weighty
editorial injunction was laid was the father of Gladys and Johnny.
He picked up the remains of the journal from which Gladys had
ravished a cosmetic of silken sounds. The editorial did not come
under his eye, but instead it was greeted by one of those ingenious
and specious puzzle problems that enthrall alike the simpleton and
the sage.
The labour leader tore off half of the page, provided himself
with table, pencil and paper and glued himself to his puzzle.
Three hours later, after waiting vainly for him at the
appointed place, other more conservative leaders declared and ruled
in favour of arbitration, and the strike with its attendant dangers
was averted. Subsequent editions of the paper referred, in coloured
inks, to the clarion tone of its successful denunciation of the
labour leader's intended designs.
The remaining leaves of the active journal also went loyally
to the proving of its potency.
When Johnny returned from school he sought a secluded spot and
removed the missing columns from the inside of his clothing, where
they had been artfully distributed so as to successfully defend
such areas as are generally attacked during scholastic
castigations. Johnny attended a private school and had had trouble
with his teacher. As has been said, there was an excellent
editorial against corporal punishment in that morning's issue, and
no doubt it had its effect.
After this can any one doubt the power of the press?