Grotto of A Gargoyle E-Book

Anand Bose

• Herausgeber: BookRix
• Kategorie: Gesellschafts- und Liebesromane
• Sprache: Englisch

Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2015

Beschreibung

It's a collection of short stories. Stories have the flavor of being native, being a country and being global. There's a strong aroma of irony, a tempest to vague and playful with the language and also the sentiment to be writing satire. No person, country or culture is perfect. I have found gaps in everything and theses gaps are put into fiction.

Leseprobe

Anand Bose

Grotto of A Gargoyle

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Banana Coup

In the curfew ridden Logos city, patrolling officer Mendez Gomez reads the popular Mirror: 'Banana Coup deflated Heroically'. Conspirators of the 'Banana Coup'arrested and their eco friendly uniforms confiscated. Democractic loyalists also get arrested. Supporting middle men and women taken into preventive custody.

Leader of the Banana Coup Middle Deuce flees the scene of crime, camouflaged by the envoironment friendly uniform, being concealed in the gigantic human-beard hedge of the hotel Oriental Peninsula.

City logos placed under curfew. The remoted handled by the lone cop on duty, opened the telivison effortlessly to interview on the banana coup hosted by the TV channel Musk Citadel.

Ms. Moses Hillary Lake View interviews the prominent political Scientist Dr. Prometheus Bacon. Ms. Moses Hillary Lake View: "Well Dr. Prometheus Bacon why would the coup be characterized as a Banana Coup? The term I remember was media padded into frosted lexicon after its reference became associated with the cult text on Political Scientology.

Dr. Prometheus Bacon grins into a traditional lexi-university smile and ballons his ample jaws into a squeaky guffaw. The few hairs on his challanged head rise up rhapsodicaaly. Then in his husky baritone he intoned: "The Banana Coup is named after a cocktail of events which cajoled into a resurrection in politcal circuits. The following elements within the coup make it a Banana Coup. (a) Zero bloodiness or survival carnival (b) Media-pulation coined after Media and Manipulation (c) Machiavellian blockblustering.

Ms. Moses Hillary Lakev View's face blooms into a surprising consternation with wide spread egalitarian smile and she chirps in: 'Dr. Prometheus Bacon you are maverick of media suitablity. By all means expand these nano politcal interjection and inflate them with content elastic, detailed enlightenment.'

Dr. Prometheus Bacon: 'Ms Moses Hillary Lake View, you are a a fair weather troubadour persuasive-oloatry coined from persuasivness and idolatry. Let the keyhole terms be transmuted into hoodwinking figs. Zero bloodiness or survival carnival resembled the perpetrators of the coup. The coup people were Eco friendly uniform were ambivalently government conscious and also dissident conscious.  Only a single tank was used to eject the dissidents who were merely playing hide and seek in the hotel Oriental Peninsula. The tank that rammed into the wall of the Oriental Peninsula damaged only a portion of it thus creating an exquisite architeture of post modernism who use to thwart and capture the people of the coup will be iconized into the annals of historical monuments. Thus in the process of deflating the coup minimalism of rubble became visble illumination of a great historical spectacle.

Ms. Moses Hillary Lake View: 'By all means this has created a politcal structure---one of defused politcs where the plot itself underwent a series of captivated suspense wih each moment becoming a saga of reality.' Saying this she smiles slyly at Dr. Prometheus Bacon and remarks: 'Please enunciate your other term Media-pulation'

Dr. Prometheus Bacon expounds: 'Media-pulation within the Banana Coup has attained the heights of permissive sanction. Each stage of the coup was media -reminded to the audience having only a civilian conscience. Media-pulation worked as an extrasensory appratus translating the intentions of the not so sure coup people who at every stage were anticipating dissident support.  The government conscious loyalisits were also waiting to show their loyalities in either ways. Thus I proclaim Media-pulation as a buzz word' and motions a slap in the air.

A scared mosuito escapes deleriously. Ms. Moses Hillary Lake View gives a sly wink and smilingly frowns and then gushes melodiously:'And may I ask you Dr. Prometheus what is meant by Machiavellian Blockbustering?'

Dr. Prometheus Bacon makes hizzing sound and then rumbles: 'At every stage of the Banana Coup, the people of the coup and the coup thwarters were anticipating the reactions of the public in terms of exercising profound loyalties. By Media-pulation they created a series of glasnost plots depending on whose side the public would take. Media-pulated discourse of public silence swung the Eco friendly loyalisits to thwart the coup staged by the Eco friendly dissidents.

Ms. Moses Hillary Lake View shouts suddenly: 'Our time is up.' She does a summersault and Prometheus Bacon is taken aback. She removes he impeccable tweeds and reveals an Eco friendly Uniform.  She says to Prometheus Bacon: ' You have disproved your loyalties to the people of the Banana Coup. Here take this!' She starts pummeling him with an over sized banana.

Dr, Prometheus is utterly shocked and is at a loss to understand why the idenity of Middel Deuce turned out to be Ms Moses Hillary Lake View. Dr Prometheus Bacon falls flat on the ground on the lawns of the studio.

The curtains close and the TV in italics scrawls: You have been watching a Banana Coup.

Nobel Prize For Literature

To decide the Nobel Prize For Literature, a group of judges were due to their vehement expertise and their vunerable contacts in and around the Globe as a theatre.

They were listed as follows:

1 Cerebrated Literary Theorist

2 Celebrity Writer

3 Oriental Scholar

4 VIP politican with Phd in Literature

5 Queer think tank

6 Dissident Writer

7 Military Dictator with a taste for Literature

8 Retired Circus Bufoon

9 Illuminati on Poetics

The pannel of judges could not unanimously decide  which country the Nobel Prize for Literature is to be given. The circus bufoon made a loud guffaw and jerked into full throated exclamation.  He said let's do the Russain roulette. Let's ask the celebrity writer to place her sensitive diacritical feminine fingers and use her well acquainted gothic impressionistic nails with eyes closed melodiously as the globe comes to stop like Schumaker's racing pet.'

Ms. Celebrity Writer said: 'Oh my goodness, how can I do that? I will spoil my nails. They have acres of very eloquent Paris shoe polish.'

The Military Dictator got up and said:'No let her not do it. My Beretta ius loaded. I will shoot it right on target as the globe slows down. Swin you clown, swing the globe. After the judgement is over you can look after my  prized collection of black panthers.'

The Politican with the Phd in Literature had other peculiar characterstics like one finger less,  a huge scar running all the way from the jaw to the temple and bald patches on the head resembling the map of England. he got up and intoned in his lexical parliamentary style: 'How outrageous and scandulous? What if thr Military dictator shoots in the oceans? I know a writer of some sorts.  Here let me award it to him.  He says:  he writes some sort of absurd symbolism of post modern genres. Let's award him a prize for goodness sake. Youy could voice some interest about the scope of business too. Think about the publicity it will generate and the business too.

The dissident got up and remarked:' What? How terrible!  The mortals of humanity, the radical anarchists of today ---the ones who are writing for the would be democracies of tomorrow. Dissidents are the wounded soldiers of humanity.  The prize should not be filtered away.It should b given honor and representation to a writer whose country where every cognition is interpreted as the voice of the repressed. Dissidents are political prisoners and literature beyond the asylum is a gulag which needs your royal patronage'.

The Queer Think Tank got up and started circling in puzzling symblic conundrum much to the consternation of the pannel. He said: 'Queerism is going through the nascence of a cult. Why even today it is negated to the periphary of marginal literature. The evolution of Queerism to the main street of acceptance and the schims of imagisitc renaissance with its apoicrypha have plenty of talent. Ciculate the Gobe---if by any chance of mishap it falls in an anti-queer country award a prize of there is any samizdat text there'.