THE GENTLEMEN FROM INDIANA
LIEUTENANT BAXTER was writing letters home and, at the moment
Cornish came into the mess-hut, was gazing through the window with
that fixed stare which might indicate either the memory of some one
loved and absent or a mental struggle after the correct spelling of
the village billets he had bombed the night before.
Cornish, who looked sixteen, but was in reality quite an old
gentleman of twenty, thrust his hands into his breeches pockets and
gazed disconsolately round before he slouched across to where
Baxter sat at his literary exercises.
“ I say,” said Cornish in a complaining voice,
“what the devil are you doing?”
“ Cleaning my boots,” said Baxter without
looking up; “didn’t you notice it?”
Second-Lieutenant Cornish sniggered. “Quit fooling. I say, what are
you writing letters for? Good Heavens, you are always writing
letters!”
Baxter withdrew his gaze from the window and went on writing with
marked industry.
“ I say,” said Cornish again, “there was a
fellow of the American squadron in here to-day.”
Baxter sighed and put down his pen. “I am told that America is in
the war,” he said politely. “This fact would probably account for
the phenomenal happening.”
“ He asked for rye whisky,” said Cornish,
nodding significantly.
“ Poor fellow.”
“ When I told him that we hadn’t any rye
whisky,” Cornish went on, “he asked, whether we weren’t fighting
for civilization and the free something or other of
peoples.”
Baxter swung round on his chair, his hands folded on his lap. “All
this is very fascinating,” he said; “why don’t you write a book
about it? And what are you doing here, may I ask? I thought you
were going into Amiens?”
“ I wish I’d gone,” said the gloomy young man;
“it is blowing eighty miles an hour up-stairs. Depledge went up and
was buffeted about all over the shop and nearly crashed. Saw a Hun
and couldn’t get near him.”
“ What was the Hun doing?” asked Baxter,
interested in spite of himself.
“ That’s the very question Depledge asked
me.”
“ But you didn’t tell him?” said Baxter.
“You’re a reticent devil, Cornish! And now, if you don’t mind my
communicating with my fond parents, perhaps you will go out into
the garden and eat worms.”
“ Oh, that reminds me,” said Cornish: “This
American chap, a most excellent fellow, by the way, wanted to know
what has happened to Tam.”
“ Did you tell him?”
“ No,” confessed Cornish.
“ Do you know?” asked the patient
Baxter.
“ No,” admitted Cornish.
Baxter groaned. “Good-by,” he said.
“ I say,” said Cornish.
“ Good-by,” said Baxter
loudly.
“ This fellow,” Cornish drawled on in his even,
monotonous voice, “this American fellow. I mean, the American
fellow I saw this morning—”
“ I thought you were speaking about the Spanish
fellow you saw yesterday,” said Baxter wearily.
“ No, this American fellow said that he had
heard that Tam was coming back. Some brass-hat told
him.”
“ He was pulling your leg, my dear Cornish,”
said Baxter; “these Americans stuff people, especially the young
and the innocent. Now go to bed or go out and buy me some stamps or
take my motor-bike and joy-ride into Amiens or go down to the
workshop or—or go to the dickens.”
“ You are very unsociable,” said Cornish, and
wandered out.
He strolled across to the workshop and stood for a few minutes in
that noisy hive watching the mechanics fitting a new tractor screw
to his “camel,” then walked back to his quarters through the
drizzle.
THE wind was blowing gustily. It slammed doors and sent gray clouds
of smoke bellowing from the stove, it rattled the windows and
whined and sobbed about the corners of the hut.
Then suddenly above the sigh and moan of it rose a shrill
“whee-e-e!”
Cornish was in the act of sitting down as the sound came to him. He
checked the action and, half-doubled as he was, leapt for the door
and flung it open.
“ Wh—oom—oom!”
The force of the explosion flung him back, the windows crashed
outward, the ground beneath his feet rocked again.
Even as he fell he heard the shattering of wood where the bomb
fragments ripped through the casings of the hut. He was on his feet
in an instant and through the door.
High above the aerodrome, appearing and disappearing through the
hurrying cloud-ruck, was a machine that swayed and jumped most
visibly.
Cornish started at a run as the antiaircraft guns began their
belated chorus.
He met Baxter struggling into his padded jacket before his
hangar.
“ We’ll take a chance,” said Baxter rapidly;
“who’d ever imagine the swine would come over on a day like
this?”
“ Think he’ll come back?” asked
Cornish.
The other shouted something unintelligible as he turned to climb
into his tiny one-seater and Cornish guessed rather than heard the
answer.
Three minutes later he was zooming up behind his superior, his
machine dancing like a scrap of paper caught in the wind. The
little scout climbed steeply, heading eastward, and Cornish,
strapped to his seat, saw nothing but the gray race of cloud above
him, until the altimeter registered eight thousand feet. Then he
began to take notice.
A little below him and a mile away was Baxter’s machine, while a
mile ahead of him and running across his bows was a Hun plane of
respectable size and unusual lines. He observed with joy that the
enemy was making bad weather of it, and banked round to run on a
parallel course.
A rapid glimpse of the country told him that the adventurous enemy
was making for home, and the proximity of the machine was probably
due to the fact that the bomber had attempted to return against the
wind to repeat his good work when he had sighted the chasers.
Baxter’s scout swung round behind the enemy. Cornish closed to his
flank. The astonished but interested infantry in the trenches eight
thousand feet below, heard above the purr of the engines
the“ral-tat-tat-tat-tat!” of machine guns and saw the
Boche side-slip. It was a scientific side-slip, wholly designed as
an advertisement of the slipper’s distress, but it was not the
weather for artful maneuvers. Suddenly the big machine began to
spin, not a well-controlled spin, but rather following the motion
of a corkscrew driven by a drunken hand.
The two scouts dived for him, their guns chattering excitedly, and
the big Hun flip-flopped earthward, nose up, tail up, wing up—till
he made a pancake crash midway between the line and the aerodrome
of the Umpty-fourth.
Baxter followed and made a bad landing, but the Providence which
protects the child was kinder to Cornish, who lit “like a blinking
angel,” to quote a muddy and unprejudiced representative of the
P.B.I.*
[* The infantry is invariably referred to by all other arms as the
“Poor Blooming Infantry.” or words to that effect.—E.W.]
Luck was not wholly against the enemy (for the two German airmen
were alive when their machine reached bottom) except that the
friendly hands which had strapped them to their seats had done
their work a little too effectively. By the time they had freed
themselves from restraint, but before they had fired the incendiary
bomb which was intended to destroy the machine, Baxter was out of
his chaser and was standing on the under-carriage.
“ Don’t fire the machine unless you’re awfully
keen on a military funeral,” he said, and four gloved hands arose
over two leather-helmeted heads.
“ Don’t shoot. Colonel,” said the cheerful
pilot, “I’ll come down.”
Baxter watched his prisoners descend before he restored his Colt
automatic to its holster.
“ Sorry and all that sort of thing,” he said to
the pilot, “but you’ve gotsomenerve.”
“ Give the barbarian credit for something,”
replied the blue- eyed pilot, lighting a black cigar. “I’m afraid
my friend here will want a doctor.” He indicated the very young and
very pale officer, whose thumb had apparently been shot away. “He
doesn’t speak English. My name is Prince Karl of
Stettiz-Waldenstein, the last of the ancient race that carries the
blood of Charlemagne.”
“ Cheerioh,” said Baxter, “come along to our
mess and have some lunch before the wolves get you and put you in a
little cage. We’ll drop your friend at the hospital—my name, by the
way, is Baxter, and I come from a long line of hardware
merchants.”
The prince smiled. “Trade follows the flag,” he said. “My little
friend’s father makes typewriters—and pretty bad ones. You ought to
be friends.”
An R.F.C. picked them up and after depositing the wounded youth at
the general hospital, the two foemen were whirled back to the
aerodrome, their arrival coinciding with the return of the majority
of the squadron from Amiens. The prisoner was talkative and lively.
He had been educated at Harvard and Oxford, thought the war was
pretty good sport, told a joyous tale of a grand-ducal aunt who had
sent him a set of silken underwear embarrassingly embroidered with
the legend: “Gott strafe England und America,” but would not offer
any information about the machine he was flying.
“ You can see what is left of it and discover
for yourself,” he said to Major Blackie at parting; “she’s a fairly
useful bus, but nothing as useful as she’s supposed to be. Oh, by
the way, I nearly forgot to ask—where’s Tam?”
“ Tam is in England,” smiled Blackie. “I
thought you fellows knew. He got married and went away to be an
instructor or something.”
“ But surely he’s back,” persisted the other.
“One of our circus commanders (you call them circuses, don’t you?)
told me he was due back to-day—that was one of the reasons I came
over. If the weather had been good we should have come in
force!”
“ A sort of ‘welcome home,’
eh?”
The prince grinned.
“ Well, he isn’t here,” Blackie went on, “and
so far as I know—excuse me.”
An orderly stood in the door with a scrap of paper in his hand
which Blackie took and read.
“ I MUST hurry you off,” he said; “the wind’s
dropped and one of your circuses is going up.”
“ Good luck to ’em,” said the prisoner as he
shook hands.
The circus did not materialize in so far as the squadron was
concerned, its activities being exclusively monopolized by certain
enthusiastic but half-trained units of the U. S. F. C., which,
while on a practise flight, and strictly against all instructions,
engaged its more skilful enemy and bluffed it into retreat.
This was discussed among other matters after dinner that night.
“ The gentlemen from Indiana got Fritz with his
tail down,” said Baxter; “they were out doing a formation stunt
with no idea in life save to avoid unpleasantness with their flight
commander—it wasn’t a bad formation, by the way—when Fritz and his
Imperial Circus butted into the simple children of the
West.”
“ What happened?”
“ It was funny. The gentlemen from Indiana just
dropped that formation nonsense. They simply went baldheaded for
the nearest Hun and before you could say ‘knife,’ two Huns were
spinning out of control and the circus was moving homeward with the
United States of America in hot pursuit. It was comic to see the
French instructor shooting off frantic recall
signals.”
Blackie pulled out his cigar case and contemplated the interior
with a look of gloom.
“ I wonder why everybody thinks Tam is coming
back—the cigars and the Americans remind me.”
“ I’ll bet he’s no use for flying—when a chap
is married he’s done for,” said a voice in a dark
corner.
“ Hit him, somebody,” growled Mortimer, the
latest of the squadron benedicts. “Come out of your obscurity,
Hector Misogynist; oh, it’s Cornish! Bah!”
Cornish came into the light unabashed. “Kipling wrote it about a
fellow who wouldn’t take a fence or lead his squadron after he was
married—got scared when he thought of his child and all that sort
of thing.”
The door opened suddenly and a muffled figure stood in the
entrance.
“ Waiting patrol!” he barked. “Get up—light,
bombing squadron over Corps Headquarters—get a wiggle
on!”
A scamper of feet, wails and imprecations from the waiting patrol,
a chorus of “Shut that door—damn you!” and the hum of engines
outside. A confusion of voices, a more intense roar which dies down
to silence, and the night patrol is away.
Blackie looked at his watch. “Simmonds, your flight had better
stand by—they don’t usually strafe C. H. Q. There go our
Archies—everybody stand by!”
Blackie hurried to his concrete office where a nonchalant
telephonist was exchanging philosophy with another telephonist six
miles away, and if the distant operator was the less philosophical
of the two, he might be excused, since he was at that moment
undergoing an aerial bombardment.
“ Umpty-eighth bein’ bombed, sir,” reported the
telephonist in the same surprised tone you might employ to announce
that a football match had been postponed, “the ’Uns ’ave strafed
two ’angars.”
“ And knocked the H’s off the rest, eh?” said
Blackie. “Ask O. Pip* if any of our people have
signaled.”
[* Observation post.]
Click! A plug pushed home, a rasping buzz and— “Hello—O.
Pip—Hallow! O. Pip. Reports? Right.” He turned. “Night squadron
signaled nine thousand feet, sir—makin’ west. Encountered no
H.A.”
He said this importantly, since there was a fine roll in
“encountered” and a pleasant mystery—which was no mystery to
anybody—in the abbreviations for “Hostile Aircraft” and
“Observation Post.”
Baxter came back ten minutes later to report and inquire. “They
seem to be leaving us alone, which is strange, after what that
prince person said.”
“ Apparently they are after the gentlemen from
Indiana, who, I suppose, will be gnashing their teeth at their good
kind instructor because he won’t let them go up in the dark, dark
night.”
“ We’re a cheerful lot of boys,” said Baxter.
“Who called them the gentlemen from Indiana, by the
way?”
“ Tam,” said Blackie laughing; “he’d read a
book with a title like that—Indiana was the word that took Tam’s
fancy.”
“ Hello—hello—yes—speak up, Clarence—bombin’
yer, are they—all right.” The operator half turned. “Bombing
Squadron H. A. operatin’ over American Squadron H. Q., sir; one
’angar slightly damaged.”
Blackie nodded.
“ Hello! Yes—one H. A. forced to descend by
Archie fire, sir.”
Blackie nodded again. “They’re out to-night with a vengeance,” he
said; “every bombing squadron Fritz has must be working.”
“ Headquarters call, sir,” reported the
telephonist and slipped the apparatus from his
head.
Blackie sank into the seat vacated and adjusted the ear-pieces.
“Yes—Umpty-fourth—yes, sir, Blackie speaking. Yes—they seem lively,
yes, sir—(check this, Baxter) twelve machines to escort 947th and
958th squadrons on a bombing raid to be in the air at five
aco-emma! (Got that, Baxter?) Yes, sir.”
He hung up the receiver. “Reprisals by order—wind up at D.H.Q.—slow
music and death to the sleep-destroying Hun!”
WITH the dawn the escorting squadrons rose to their station, and
Blackie from the ground saw the flicker of blue and green lights as
the British bombing machines came over and their escort fell into
place.
The drone of their engines had hushed to an intermittent buzz when
Blackie strolled across the aerodrome to the deserted mess-room for
his morning cup of tea.
The sergeant-major who walked at his side was expressing the gloomy
views on the weather which sergeant-majors are permitted to hold,
when he suddenly stopped talking and stood still.
“ What’s the matter, Sergeant-major?” demanded
Blackie.
“ Somethin’ comin’ our way,
sir.”
Blackie listened.
The sound of airplane engines which had almost died away was again
audible.
“ They’re not coming back?”
Blackie listened with a puzzled frown.
The noise rose from throb to buzz, from buzz to angry purr.
“’ Uns,” said the sergeant-major’ sapiently.
“That’s a circus—look, Sir!” He pointed eagerly. Twelve thousand
feet above, the rays of the yet invisible sun caught the white
wings of the enemy squadron. Tiny flecks that glittered in the dawn
light and unmistakably hostile.
“ Boom! Boom! Boom!
Boom!”
“ Pang! Pang!
Pa-pa-pang!”
The sleepless Archies were at work and the skies were full of
wailing.
“ Oh, damn!” snapped Blackie, “every one of my
machines up! Bomb-proof shelter for us, I think,
Sergeant-Major.”
But the sergeant-major was staring at the skies. The big German
formation so perfectly alined had suddenly broken. “The leader’s in
trouble, sir.”
No need to say as much, for the leader was sweeping earthward in
wide circles.
“ Ticka-tacka,
ticka-tacka!”
“ Machine gun—what the dickens is wrong with
’em?”
A second machine fell out of formation, disastrously blazing. The
formation was now confused and scattered. Three machines had banked
over and turned for home. Another three—obviously fighting
machines—were circling and the fierce chatter of their guns was
eloquent of their annoyance.
“ But what are they fighting—one another?”
demanded the mystified Blackie. “None of our people are up—glory
be! There goes another!”
One of the attackers crumpled and broke in the air and spun
earthward.
Then Blackie saw.
High above what had once been a formation was poised an airplane of
microscopic size. It was a pin-point of light in the skies, so tiny
that Blackie could not believe the evidence of his eyes until the
circus turned homeward, one machine, obviously damaged and losing
height with every yard it traveled, lagging in the rear.
Then did the midget in the blue condescend to give the ground
observers a closer view of himself. He dived steeply on the tail of
the damaged machine. They heard the splutter of his gun and saw the
lame duck crash.
“ But what is it—Sergeant-Major? Good Lord,
it’s as big as a large-sized hat-box.”
The tiny stranger wheeled round, poised for a moment and then began
a glide for the aerodrome.
As it drew nearer Blackie saw that his estimate of its size was not
an extravagant one. It might be stowed in a big packing-case and
might with no discomfort take shelter under the wing of a
Handley-Page.
The midget lit lightly at the far end of the aerodrome, and Blackie
ran to meet the visitor as he stepped down the few feet which
separated the nascalle from the ground.
“ I say, I’m awfully grateful to you, but from
what toy-store did you dig out this contraption?”
The pilot shed his furry gloves and lifted the mica-eyed mask
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