The School for Scandal E-Book

Richard Brinsley Sheridan

• Herausgeber: Interactive Media
• Kategorie: Poesie und Drama
• Sprache: Englisch
• Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2023

Beschreibung

"The School for Scandal" by Richard Brinsley Sheridan is a satirical comedy that exposes the hypocrisy and gossip of London's high society. Set in the fashionable circles of the 18th century, the play follows the scandalous intrigues and deceptions of characters like Lady Sneerwell, Sir Benjamin Backbite, and the Surface brothers. The story unfolds with witty dialogue, mistaken identities, and humorous misunderstandings, highlighting the contrast between appearance and reality. Through clever humor, the play critiques the shallowness and moral decay of society, while celebrating true virtue and loyalty.

Leseprobe

Richard Brinsley Sheridan

The School for Scandal

Published by Sovereign

This edition first published in 2023

Copyright © 2023 Sovereign

All Rights Reserved

ISBN: 9781787367357

Contents

THE SCHOOL FOR SCANDAL

PROLOGUE

ACT I

ACT II

ACT III

ACT IV

ACT V

FOOTNOTES:

THE SCHOOL FOR SCANDAL

ADDRESSED TO MRS. CREWE,

WITH THE COMEDY OF THE SCHOOL FOR SCANDAL

Tell me, ye prim adepts in Scandal’s school,

Who rail by precept, and detract by rule,

Lives there no character, so tried, so known,

So deck’d with grace, and so unlike your own,

That even you assist her fame to raise,

Approve by envy, and by silence praise!—

Attend!—a model shall attract your view—

Daughters of calumny, I summon you!

You shall decide if this a portrait prove,

Or fond creation of the Muse and Love.—

Attend, ye virgin critics, shrewd and sage,

Ye matron censors of this childish age,

Whose peering eye and wrinkled front declare

A fixt antipathy to young and fair;

By cunning, cautious; or by nature, cold,

In maiden madness, virulently bold!—

Attend! ye skilled to coin the precious tale,

Creating proof, where innuendos fail!

Whose practised memories, cruelly exact,

Omit no circumstance, except the fact!—

Attend, all ye who boast,—or old or young,—

The living libel of a slanderous tongue!

So shall my theme as far contrasted be,

As saints by fiends, or hymns by calumny.

Come, gentle Amoret (for ‘neath that name,

In worthier verse is sung thy beauty’s fame);

Come—for but thee who seeks the Muse? and while

Celestial blushes check thy conscious smile,

With timid grace, and hesitating eye,

The perfect model, which I boast, supply:—

Vain Muse! couldst thou the humblest sketch create

Of her, or slightest charm couldst imitate—

Could thy blest strain in kindred colours trace

The faintest wonder of her form and face—

Poets would study the immortal line,

And REYNOLDS own HIS art subdued by thine;

That art, which well might added lustre give

To Nature’s best and Heaven’s superlative:

On GRANBY’S cheek might bid new glories rise,

Or point a purer beam from DEVON’S eyes!

Hard is the task to shape that beauty’s praise,

Whose judgment scorns the homage flattery pays!

But praising Amoret we cannot err,

No tongue o’ervalues Heaven, or flatters her!

Yet she, by Fate’s perverseness—she alone

Would doubt our truth, nor deem such praise her own!

Adorning Fashion, unadorn’d by dress,

Simple from taste, and not from carelessness;

Discreet in gesture, in deportment mild,

Not stiff with prudence, nor uncouthly wild:

No state has AMORET! no studied mien;

She frowns no GODDESS, and she moves no QUEEN.

The softer charm that in her manner lies

Is framed to captivate, yet not surprise;

It justly suits th’ expression of her face,—

‘Tis less than dignity, and more than grace!

On her pure cheek the native hue is such,

That, form’d by Heav’n to be admired so much,

The hand divine, with a less partial care,

Might well have fix’d a fainter crimson there,

And bade the gentle inmate of her breast,—

Inshrined Modesty!—supply the rest.

But who the peril of her lips shall paint?

Strip them of smiles—still, still all words are faint!

But moving Love himself appears to teach

Their action, though denied to rule her speech;

And thou who seest her speak and dost not hear,

Mourn not her distant accents ‘scape thine ear;

Viewing those lips, thou still may’st make pretence

To judge of what she says, and swear ‘tis sense:

Cloth’d with such grace, with such expression fraught,

They move in meaning, and they pause in thought!

But dost thou farther watch, with charm’d surprise,

The mild irresolution of her eyes,

Curious to mark how frequent they repose,

In brief eclipse and momentary close—

Ah! seest thou not an ambush’d Cupid there,

Too tim’rous of his charge, with jealous care

Veils and unveils those beams of heav’nly light,

Too full, too fatal else, for mortal sight?

Nor yet, such pleasing vengeance fond to meet,

In pard’ning dimples hope a safe retreat.

What though her peaceful breast should ne’er allow

Subduing frowns to arm her altered brow,

By Love, I swear, and by his gentle wiles,

More fatal still the mercy of her smiles!

Thus lovely, thus adorn’d, possessing all

Of bright or fair that can to woman fall,

The height of vanity might well be thought

Prerogative in her, and Nature’s fault.

Yet gentle AMORET, in mind supreme

As well as charms, rejects the vainer theme;

And, half mistrustful of her beauty’s store,

She barbs with wit those darts too keen before:—

Read in all knowledge that her sex should reach,

Though GREVILLE, or the MUSE, should deign to teach,

Fond to improve, nor tim’rous to discern

How far it is a woman’s grace to learn;

In MILLAR’S dialect she would not prove

Apollo’s priestess, but Apollo’s love,

Graced by those signs which truth delights to own,

The timid blush, and mild submitted tone:

Whate’er she says, though sense appear throughout,

Displays the tender hue of female doubt;

Deck’d with that charm, how lovely wit appears,

How graceful SCIENCE, when that robe she wears!

Such too her talents, and her bent of mind,

As speak a sprightly heart by thought refined:

A taste for mirth, by contemplation school’d,

A turn for ridicule, by candour ruled,

A scorn of folly, which she tries to hide;

An awe of talent, which she owns with pride!

Peace, idle Muse! no more thy strain prolong,

But yield a theme thy warmest praises wrong;

Just to her merit, though thou canst not raise

Thy feeble verse, behold th’ acknowledged praise

Has spread conviction through the envious train,

And cast a fatal gloom o’er Scandal’s reign!

And lo! each pallid hag, with blister’d tongue,

Mutters assent to all thy zeal has sung—

Owns all the colours just—the outline true;

Thee my inspirer, and my MODEL—CREWE!

DRAMATIS PERSONAE2

SIR PETER TEAZLE Mr. King

SIR OLIVER SURFACE Mr. Yates

YOUNG SURFACE Mr. Palmer

CHARLES (his Brother) Mr. Smith

CRABTREE Mr. Parsons

SIR BENJAMIN BACKBITE Mr. Dodd

ROWLEY Mr. Aikin

SPUNGE

MOSES

SNAKE

CARELESS—and other companions to CHARLES

LADY TEAZLE

MARIA

LADY SNEERWELL

MRS. CANDOUR

MISS VERJUICE

PROLOGUE

WRITTEN BY MR. GARRICK

A school for Scandal! tell me, I beseech you,

Needs there a school this modish art to teach you?

No need of lessons now, the knowing think;

We might as well be taught to eat and drink.

Caused by a dearth of scandal, should the vapours

Distress our fair ones—let them read the papers;

Their powerful mixtures such disorders hit;

Crave what you will—there’s quantum sufficit.

“Lord!” cries my Lady Wormwood (who loves tattle,

And puts much salt and pepper in her prattle),

Just risen at noon, all night at cards when threshing

Strong tea and scandal—”Bless me, how refreshing!

Give me the papers, Lisp—how bold and free! [Sips.]

LAST NIGHT LORD L. [Sips] WAS CAUGHT WITH LADY D.

For aching heads what charming sal volatile! [Sips.]

IF MRS. B. WILL STILL CONTINUE FLIRTING,

WE HOPE SHE’LL draw, OR WE’LL undraw THE CURTAIN.

Fine satire, poz—in public all abuse it,

But, by ourselves [Sips], our praise we can’t refuse it.

Now, Lisp, read you—there, at that dash and star:”

“Yes, ma’am—A CERTAIN LORD HAD BEST BEWARE,

WHO LIVES NOT TWENTY MILES FROM GROSVENOR SQUARE;

FOR, SHOULD HE LADY W. FIND WILLING,

WORMWOOD IS BITTER”——”Oh! that’s me! the villain!

Throw it behind the fire, and never more

Let that vile paper come within my door.”

Thus at our friends we laugh, who feel the dart;

To reach our feelings, we ourselves must smart.

Is our young bard so young, to think that he

Can stop the full spring-tide of calumny?