The Water Babies
The Water BabiesCHAPTER ICHAPTER IICHAPTER IIICHAPTER IVCHAPTER VCHAPTER VICHAPTER VIICHAPTER VIII AND LASTMORAL.Copyright
The Water Babies
Charles Kingsley
CHAPTER I
“ I heard a thousand blended notes,While in a grove I sate reclined;In that sweet mood when pleasant thoughtsBring sad thoughts to the mind.
“ To her fair works did Nature linkThe human soul that through me ran;And much it grieved my heart to think,What man has made of man.”WORDSWORTH.Once upon a time there was a little chimney-sweep, and his
name was Tom. That is a short name, and you have heard it before,
so you will not have much trouble in remembering it. He lived in a
great town in the North country, where there were plenty of
chimneys to sweep, and plenty of money for Tom to earn and his
master to spend. He could not read nor write, and did not care to
do either; and he never washed himself, for there was no water up
the court where he lived. He had never been taught to say his
prayers. He never had heard of God, or of Christ, except in words
which you never have heard, and which it would have been well if he
had never heard. He cried half his time, and laughed the other
half. He cried when he had to climb the dark flues, rubbing his
poor knees and elbows raw; and when the soot got into his eyes,
which it did every day in the week; and when his master beat him,
which he did every day in the week; and when he had not enough to
eat, which happened every day in the week likewise. And he laughed
the other half of the day, when he was tossing halfpennies with the
other boys, or playing leap-frog over the posts, or bowling stones
at the horses’ legs as they trotted by, which last was excellent
fun, when there was a wall at hand behind which to hide. As for
chimney-sweeping, and being hungry, and being beaten, he took all
that for the way of the world, like the rain and snow and thunder,
and stood manfully with his back to it till it was over, as his old
donkey did to a hail-storm; and then shook his ears and was as
jolly as ever; and thought of the fine times coming, when he would
be a man, and a master sweep, and sit in the public-house with a
quart of beer and a long pipe, and play cards for silver money, and
wear velveteens and ankle-jacks, and keep a white bull-dog with one
gray ear, and carry her puppies in his pocket, just like a man. And
he would have apprentices, one, two, three, if he could. How he
would bully them, and knock them about, just as his master did to
him; and make them carry home the soot sacks, while he rode before
them on his donkey, with a pipe in his mouth and a flower in his
button-hole, like a king at the head of his army. Yes, there were
good times coming; and, when his master let him have a pull at the
leavings of his beer, Tom was the jolliest boy in the whole
town.One day a smart little groom rode into the court where Tom
lived. Tom was just hiding behind a wall, to heave half a brick at
his horse’s legs, as is the custom of that country when they
welcome strangers; but the groom saw him, and halloed to him to
know where Mr. Grimes, the chimney-sweep, lived. Now, Mr. Grimes
was Tom’s own master, and Tom was a good man of business, and
always civil to customers, so he put the half-brick down quietly
behind the wall, and proceeded to take orders.Mr. Grimes was to come up next morning to Sir John
Harthover’s, at the Place, for his old chimney-sweep was gone to
prison, and the chimneys wanted sweeping. And so he rode away, not
giving Tom time to ask what the sweep had gone to prison for, which
was a matter of interest to Tom, as he had been in prison once or
twice himself. Moreover, the groom looked so very neat and clean,
with his drab gaiters, drab breeches, drab jacket, snow-white tie
with a smart pin in it, and clean round ruddy face, that Tom was
offended and disgusted at his appearance, and considered him a
stuck-up fellow, who gave himself airs because he wore smart
clothes, and other people paid for them; and went behind the wall
to fetch the half-brick after all; but did not, remembering that he
had come in the way of business, and was, as it were, under a flag
of truce.His master was so delighted at his new customer that he
knocked Tom down out of hand, and drank more beer that night than
he usually did in two, in order to be sure of getting up in time
next morning; for the more a man’s head aches when he wakes, the
more glad he is to turn out, and have a breath of fresh air. And,
when he did get up at four the next morning, he knocked Tom down
again, in order to teach him (as young gentlemen used to be taught
at public schools) that he must be an extra good boy that day, as
they were going to a very great house, and might make a very good
thing of it, if they could but give satisfaction.And Tom thought so likewise, and, indeed, would have done and
behaved his best, even without being knocked down. For, of all
places upon earth, Harthover Place (which he had never seen) was
the most wonderful, and, of all men on earth, Sir John (whom he had
seen, having been sent to gaol by him twice) was the most
awful.Harthover Place was really a grand place, even for the rich
North country; with a house so large that in the frame-breaking
riots, which Tom could just remember, the Duke of Wellington, and
ten thousand soldiers to match, were easily housed therein; at
least, so Tom believed; with a park full of deer, which Tom
believed to be monsters who were in the habit of eating children;
with miles of game-preserves, in which Mr. Grimes and the collier
lads poached at times, on which occasions Tom saw pheasants, and
wondered what they tasted like; with a noble salmon-river, in which
Mr. Grimes and his friends would have liked to poach; but then they
must have got into cold water, and that they did not like at all.
In short, Harthover was a grand place, and Sir John a grand old
man, whom even Mr. Grimes respected; for not only could he send Mr.
Grimes to prison when he deserved it, as he did once or twice a
week; not only did he own all the land about for miles; not only
was he a jolly, honest, sensible squire, as ever kept a pack of
hounds, who would do what he thought right by his neighbours, as
well as get what he thought right for himself; but, what was more,
he weighed full fifteen stone, was nobody knew how many inches
round the chest, and could have thrashed Mr. Grimes himself in fair
fight, which very few folk round there could do, and which, my dear
little boy, would not have been right for him to do, as a great
many things are not which one both can do, and would like very much
to do. So Mr. Grimes touched his hat to him when he rode through
the town, and called him a “buirdly awd chap,” and his young ladies
“gradely lasses,” which are two high compliments in the North
country; and thought that that made up for his poaching Sir John’s
pheasants; whereby you may perceive that Mr. Grimes had not been to
a properly-inspected Government National School.Now, I dare say, you never got up at three o’clock on a
midsummer morning. Some people get up then because they want to
catch salmon; and some because they want to climb Alps; and a great
many more because they must, like Tom. But, I assure you, that
three o’clock on a midsummer morning is the pleasantest time of all
the twenty-four hours, and all the three hundred and sixty-five
days; and why every one does not get up then, I never could tell,
save that they are all determined to spoil their nerves and their
complexions by doing all night what they might just as well do all
day. But Tom, instead of going out to dinner at half-past eight at
night, and to a ball at ten, and finishing off somewhere between
twelve and four, went to bed at seven, when his master went to the
public-house, and slept like a dead pig; for which reason he was as
piert as a game-cock (who always gets up early to wake the maids),
and just ready to get up when the fine gentlemen and ladies were
just ready to go to bed.So he and his master set out; Grimes rode the donkey in
front, and Tom and the brushes walked behind; out of the court, and
up the street, past the closed window-shutters, and the winking
weary policemen, and the roofs all shining gray in the gray
dawn.They passed through the pitmen’s village, all shut up and
silent now, and through the turnpike; and then the were out in the
real country, and plodding along the black dusty road, between
black slag walls, with no sound but the groaning and thumping of
the pit-engine in the next field. But soon the road grew white, and
the walls likewise; and at the wall’s foot grew long grass and gay
flowers, all drenched with dew; and instead of the groaning of the
pit-engine, they heard the skylark saying his matins high up in the
air, and the pit-bird warbling in the sedges, as he had warbled all
night long.All else was silent. For old Mrs. Earth was still fast
asleep; and, like many pretty people, she looked still prettier
asleep than awake. The great elm-trees in the gold-green meadows
were fast asleep above, and the cows fast asleep beneath them; nay,
the few clouds which were about were fast asleep likewise, and so
tired that they had lain down on the earth to rest, in long white
flakes and bars, among the stems of the elm-trees, and along the
tops of the alders by the stream, waiting for the sun to bid them
rise and go about their day’s business in the clear blue
overhead.On they went; and Tom looked, and looked, for he never had
been so far into the country before; and longed to get over a gate,
and pick buttercups, and look for birds’ nests in the hedge; but
Mr. Grimes was a man of business, and would not have heard of
that.Soon they came up with a poor Irishwoman, trudging along with
a bundle at her back. She had a gray shawl over her head, and a
crimson madder petticoat; so you may be sure she came from Galway.
She had neither shoes nor stockings, and limped along as if she
were tired and footsore; but she was a very tall handsome woman,
with bright gray eyes, and heavy black hair hanging about her
cheeks. And she took Mr. Grimes’ fancy so much, that when he came
alongside he called out to her:
“ This is a hard road for a gradely foot like that. Will ye
up, lass, and ride behind me?”But, perhaps, she did not admire Mr. Grimes’ look and voice;
for she answered quietly:
“ No, thank you: I’d sooner walk with your little lad
here.”
“ You may please yourself,” growled Grimes, and went on
smoking.So she walked beside Tom, and talked to him, and asked him
where he lived, and what he knew, and all about himself, till Tom
thought he had never met such a pleasant-spoken woman. And she
asked him, at last, whether he said his prayers! and seemed sad
when he told her that he knew no prayers to say.Then he asked her where she lived, and she said far away by
the sea. And Tom asked her about the sea; and she told him how it
rolled and roared over the rocks in winter nights, and lay still in
the bright summer days, for the children to bathe and play in it;
and many a story more, till Tom longed to go and see the sea, and
bathe in it likewise.At last, at the bottom of a hill, they came to a spring; not
such a spring as you see here, which soaks up out of a white gravel
in the bog, among red fly-catchers, and pink bottle-heath, and
sweet white orchis; nor such a one as you may see, too, here, which
bubbles up under the warm sandbank in the hollow lane by the great
tuft of lady ferns, and makes the sand dance reels at the bottom,
day and night, all the year round; not such a spring as either of
those; but a real North country limestone fountain, like one of
those in Sicily or Greece, where the old heathen fancied the nymphs
sat cooling themselves the hot summer’s day, while the shepherds
peeped at them from behind the bushes. Out of a low cave of rock,
at the foot of a limestone crag, the great fountain rose, quelling,
and bubbling, and gurgling, so clear that you could not tell where
the water ended and the air began; and ran away under the road, a
stream large enough to turn a mill; among blue geranium, and golden
globe-flower, and wild raspberry, and the bird-cherry with its
tassels of snow.And there Grimes stopped, and looked; and Tom looked too. Tom
was wondering whether anything lived in that dark cave, and came
out at night to fly in the meadows. But Grimes was not wondering at
all. Without a word, he got off his donkey, and clambered over the
low road wall, and knelt down, and began dipping his ugly head into
the spring—and very dirty he made it.Tom was picking the flowers as fast as he could. The
Irishwoman helped him, and showed him how to tie them up; and a
very pretty nosegay they had made between them. But when he saw
Grimes actually wash, he stopped, quite astonished; and when Grimes
had finished, and began shaking his ears to dry them, he
said:
“ Why, master, I never saw you do that before.”
“ Nor will again, most likely. ’Twasn’t for cleanliness I did
it, but for coolness. I’d be ashamed to want washing every week or
so, like any smutty collier lad.”
“ I wish I might go and dip my head in,” said poor little
Tom. “It must be as good as putting it under the town-pump; and
there is no beadle here to drive a chap away.”
“ Thou come along,” said Grimes; “what dost want with washing
thyself? Thou did not drink half a gallon of beer last night, like
me.”
“ I don’t care for you,” said naughty Tom, and ran down to
the stream, and began washing his face.Grimes was very sulky, because the woman preferred Tom’s
company to his; so he dashed at him with horrid words, and tore him
up from his knees, and began beating him. But Tom was accustomed to
that, and got his head safe between Mr. Grimes’ legs, and kicked
his shins with all his might.
“ Are you not ashamed of yourself, Thomas Grimes?” cried the
Irishwoman over the wall.Grimes looked up, startled at her knowing his name; but all
he answered was, “No, nor never was yet;” and went on beating
Tom.
“ True for you. If you ever had been ashamed of yourself, you
would have gone over into Vendale long ago.”
“ What do you know about Vendale?” shouted Grimes; but he
left off beating Tom.
“ I know about Vendale, and about you, too. I know, for
instance, what happened in Aldermire Copse, by night, two years ago
come Martinmas.”
“ You do?” shouted Grimes; and leaving Tom, he climbed up
over the wall, and faced the woman. Tom thought he was going to
strike her; but she looked him too full and fierce in the face for
that.
“ Yes; I was there,” said the Irishwoman
quietly.
“ You are no Irishwoman, by your speech,” said Grimes, after
many bad words.
“ Never mind who I am. I saw what I saw; and if you strike
that boy again, I can tell what I know.”Grimes seemed quite cowed, and got on his donkey without
another word.
“ Stop!” said the Irishwoman. “I have one more word for you
both; for you will both see me again before all is over. Those that
wish to be clean, clean they will be; and those that wish to be
foul, foul they will be. Remember.”And she turned away, and through a gate into the meadow.
Grimes stood still a moment, like a man who had been stunned. Then
he rushed after her, shouting, “You come back.” But when he got
into the meadow, the woman was not there.Had she hidden away? There was no place to hide in. But
Grimes looked about, and Tom also, for he was as puzzled as Grimes
himself at her disappearing so suddenly; but look where they would,
she was not there.Grimes came back again, as silent as a post, for he was a
little frightened; and, getting on his donkey, filled a fresh pipe,
and smoked away, leaving Tom in peace.And now they had gone three miles and more, and came to Sir
John’s lodge-gates.Very grand lodges they were, with very grand iron gates and
stone gate-posts, and on the top of each a most dreadful bogy, all
teeth, horns, and tail, which was the crest which Sir John’s
ancestors wore in the Wars of the Roses; and very prudent men they
were to wear it, for all their enemies must have run for their
lives at the very first sight of them.Grimes rang at the gate, and out came a keeper on the spot,
and opened.
“ I was told to expect thee,” he said. “Now thou’lt be so
good as to keep to the main avenue, and not let me find a hare or a
rabbit on thee when thou comest back. I shall look sharp for one, I
tell thee.”
“ Not if it’s in the bottom of the soot-bag,” quoth Grimes,
and at that he laughed; and the keeper laughed and
said:
“ If that’s thy sort, I may as well walk up with thee to the
hall.”
“ I think thou best had. It’s thy business to see after thy
game, man, and not mine.”So the keeper went with them; and, to Tom’s surprise, he and
Grimes chatted together all the way quite pleasantly. He did not
know that a keeper is only a poacher turned outside in, and a
poacher a keeper turned inside out.They walked up a great lime avenue, a full mile long, and
between their stems Tom peeped trembling at the horns of the
sleeping deer, which stood up among the ferns. Tom had never seen
such enormous trees, and as he looked up he fancied that the blue
sky rested on their heads. But he was puzzled very much by a
strange murmuring noise, which followed them all the way. So much
puzzled, that at last he took courage to ask the keeper what it
was.He spoke very civilly, and called him Sir, for he was
horribly afraid of him, which pleased the keeper, and he told him
that they were the bees about the lime flowers.
“ What are bees?” asked Tom.
“ What make honey.”
“ What is honey?” asked Tom.
“ Thou hold thy noise,” said Grimes.
“ Let the boy be,” said the keeper. “He’s a civil young chap
now, and that’s more than he’ll be long if he bides with
thee.”Grimes laughed, for he took that for a
compliment.
“ I wish I were a keeper,” said Tom, “to live in such a
beautiful place, and wear green velveteens, and have a real
dog-whistle at my button, like you.”The keeper laughed; he was a kind-hearted fellow
enough.
“ Let well alone, lad, and ill too at times. Thy life’s safer
than mine at all events, eh, Mr. Grimes?”And Grimes laughed again, and then the two men began talking,
quite low. Tom could hear, though, that it was about some poaching
fight; and at last Grimes said surlily, “Hast thou anything against
me?”
“ Not now.”
“ Then don’t ask me any questions till thou hast, for I am a
man of honour.”And at that they both laughed again, and thought it a very
good joke.And by this time they were come up to the great iron gates in
front of the house; and Tom stared through them at the
rhododendrons and azaleas, which were all in flower; and then at
the house itself, and wondered how many chimneys there were in it,
and how long ago it was built, and what was the man’s name that
built it, and whether he got much money for his job?These last were very difficult questions to answer. For
Harthover had been built at ninety different times, and in nineteen
different styles, and looked as if somebody had built a whole
street of houses of every imaginable shape, and then stirred them
together with a spoon.For the attics were Anglo-Saxon.The third door Norman.The second Cinque-cento.The first-floor Elizabethan.The right wing Pure Doric.The centre Early English, with a huge portico copied from the
Parthenon.The left wing pure Boeotian, which the country folk admired
most of all, became it was just like the new barracks in the town,
only three times as big.The grand staircase was copied from the Catacombs at
Rome.The back staircase from the Tajmahal at Agra. This was built
by Sir John’s great-great-great-uncle, who won, in Lord Clive’s
Indian Wars, plenty of money, plenty of wounds, and no more taste
than his betters.The cellars were copied from the caves of
Elephanta.The offices from the Pavilion at Brighton.And the rest from nothing in heaven, or earth, or under the
earth.So that Harthover House was a great puzzle to antiquarians,
and a thorough Naboth’s vineyard to critics, and architects, and
all persons who like meddling with other men’s business, and
spending other men’s money. So they were all setting upon poor Sir
John, year after year, and trying to talk him into spending a
hundred thousand pounds or so, in building, to please them and not
himself. But he always put them off, like a canny North-countryman
as he was. One wanted him to build a Gothic house, but he said he
was no Goth; and another to build an Elizabethan, but he said he
lived under good Queen Victoria, and not good Queen Bess; and
another was bold enough to tell him that his house was ugly, but he
said he lived inside it, and not outside; and another, that there
was no unity in it, but he said that that was just why he liked the
old place. For he liked to see how each Sir John, and Sir Hugh, and
Sir Ralph, and Sir Randal, had left his mark upon the place, each
after his own taste; and he had no more notion of disturbing his
ancestors’ work than of disturbing their graves. For now the house
looked like a real live house, that had a history, and had grown
and grown as the world grew; and that it was only an upstart fellow
who did not know who his own grandfather was, who would change it
for some spick and span new Gothic or Elizabethan thing, which
looked as if it bad been all spawned in a night, as mushrooms are.
From which you may collect (if you have wit enough) that Sir John
was a very sound-headed, sound-hearted squire, and just the man to
keep the country side in order, and show good sport with his
hounds.But Tom and his master did not go in through the great iron
gates, as if they had been Dukes or Bishops, but round the back
way, and a very long way round it was; and into a little back-door,
where the ash-boy let them in, yawning horribly; and then in a
passage the housekeeper met them, in such a flowered chintz
dressing-gown, that Tom mistook her for My Lady herself, and she
gave Grimes solemn orders about “You will take care of this, and
take care of that,” as if he was going up the chimneys, and not
Tom. And Grimes listened, and said every now and then, under his
voice, “You’ll mind that, you little beggar?” and Tom did mind, all
at least that he could. And then the housekeeper turned them into a
grand room, all covered up in sheets of brown paper, and bade them
begin, in a lofty and tremendous voice; and so after a whimper or
two, and a kick from his master, into the grate Tom went, and up
the chimney, while a housemaid stayed in the room to watch the
furniture; to whom Mr. Grimes paid many playful and chivalrous
compliments, but met with very slight encouragement in
return.How many chimneys Tom swept I cannot say; but he swept so
many that he got quite tired, and puzzled too, for they were not
like the town flues to which he was accustomed, but such as you
would find—if you would only get up them and look, which perhaps
you would not like to do—in old country-houses, large and crooked
chimneys, which had been altered again and again, till they ran one
into another, anastomosing (as Professor Owen would say)
considerably. So Tom fairly lost his way in them; not that he cared
much for that, though he was in pitchy darkness, for he was as much
at home in a chimney as a mole is underground; but at last, coming
down as he thought the right chimney, he came down the wrong one,
and found himself standing on the hearthrug in a room the like of
which he had never seen before.Tom had never seen the like. He had never been in
gentlefolks’ rooms but when the carpets were all up, and the
curtains down, and the furniture huddled together under a cloth,
and the pictures covered with aprons and dusters; and he had often
enough wondered what the rooms were like when they were all ready
for the quality to sit in. And now he saw, and he thought the sight
very pretty.The room was all dressed in white,—white window-curtains,
white bed-curtains, white furniture, and white walls, with just a
few lines of pink here and there. The carpet was all over gay
little flowers; and the walls were hung with pictures in gilt
frames, which amused Tom very much. There were pictures of ladies
and gentlemen, and pictures of horses and dogs. The horses he
liked; but the dogs he did not care for much, for there were no
bull-dogs among them, not even a terrier. But the two pictures
which took his fancy most were, one a man in long garments, with
little children and their mothers round him, who was laying his
hand upon the children’s heads. That was a very pretty picture, Tom
thought, to hang in a lady’s room. For he could see that it was a
lady’s room by the dresses which lay about.The other picture was that of a man nailed to a cross, which
surprised Tom much. He fancied that he had seen something like it
in a shop-window. But why was it there? “Poor man,” thought Tom,
“and he looks so kind and quiet. But why should the lady have such
a sad picture as that in her room? Perhaps it was some kinsman of
hers, who had been murdered by the savages in foreign parts, and
she kept it there for a remembrance.” And Tom felt sad, and awed,
and turned to look at something else.The next thing he saw, and that too puzzled him, was a
washing-stand, with ewers and basins, and soap and brushes, and
towels, and a large bath full of clean water—what a heap of things
all for washing! “She must be a very dirty lady,” thought Tom, “by
my master’s rule, to want as much scrubbing as all that. But she
must be very cunning to put the dirt out of the way so well
afterwards, for I don’t see a speck about the room, not even on the
very towels.”And then, looking toward the bed, he saw that dirty lady, and
held his breath with astonishment.Under the snow-white coverlet, upon the snow-white pillow,
lay the most beautiful little girl that Tom had ever seen. Her
cheeks were almost as white as the pillow, and her hair was like
threads of gold spread all about over the bed. She might have been
as old as Tom, or maybe a year or two older; but Tom did not think
of that. He thought only of her delicate skin and golden hair, and
wondered whether she was a real live person, or one of the wax
dolls he had seen in the shops. But when he saw her breathe, he
made up his mind that she was alive, and stood staring at her, as
if she had been an angel out of heaven.No. She cannot be dirty. She never could have been dirty,
thought Tom to himself. And then he thought, “And are all people
like that when they are washed?” And he looked at his own wrist,
and tried to rub the soot off, and wondered whether it ever would
come off. “Certainly I should look much prettier then, if I grew at
all like her.”And looking round, he suddenly saw, standing close to him, a
little ugly, black, ragged figure, with bleared eyes and grinning
white teeth. He turned on it angrily. What did such a little black
ape want in that sweet young lady’s room? And behold, it was
himself, reflected in a great mirror, the like of which Tom had
never seen before.And Tom, for the first time in his life, found out that he
was dirty; and burst into tears with shame and anger; and turned to
sneak up the chimney again and hide; and upset the fender and threw
the fire-irons down, with a noise as of ten thousand tin kettles
tied to ten thousand mad dogs’ tails.Up jumped the little white lady in her bed, and, seeing Tom,
screamed as shrill as any peacock. In rushed a stout old nurse from
the next room, and seeing Tom likewise, made up her mind that he
had come to rob, plunder, destroy, and burn; and dashed at him, as
he lay over the fender, so fast that she caught him by the
jacket.But she did not hold him. Tom had been in a policeman’s hands
many a time, and out of them too, what is more; and he would have
been ashamed to face his friends for ever if he had been stupid
enough to be caught by an old woman; so he doubled under the good
lady’s arm, across the room, and out of the window in a
moment.He did not need to drop out, though he would have done so
bravely enough. Nor even to let himself down a spout, which would
have been an old game to him; for once he got up by a spout to the
church roof, he said to take jackdaws’ eggs, but the policeman said
to steal lead; and, when he was seen on high, sat there till the
sun got too hot, and came down by another spout, leaving the
policemen to go back to the stationhouse and eat their
dinners.But all under the window spread a tree, with great leaves and
sweet white flowers, almost as big as his head. It was magnolia, I
suppose; but Tom knew nothing about that, and cared less; for down
the tree he went, like a cat, and across the garden lawn, and over
the iron railings and up the park towards the wood, leaving the old
nurse to scream murder and fire at the window.The under gardener, mowing, saw Tom, and threw down his
scythe; caught his leg in it, and cut his shin open, whereby he
kept his bed for a week; but in his hurry he never knew it, and
gave chase to poor Tom. The dairymaid heard the noise, got the
churn between her knees, and tumbled over it, spilling all the
cream; and yet she jumped up, and gave chase to Tom. A groom
cleaning Sir John’s hack at the stables let him go loose, whereby
he kicked himself lame in five minutes; but he ran out and gave
chase to Tom. Grimes upset the soot-sack in the new-gravelled yard,
and spoilt it all utterly; but he ran out and gave chase to Tom.
The old steward opened the park-gate in such a hurry, that he hung
up his pony’s chin upon the spikes, and, for aught I know, it hangs
there still; but he jumped off, and gave chase to Tom. The
ploughman left his horses at the headland, and one jumped over the
fence, and pulled the other into the ditch, plough and all; but he
ran on, and gave chase to Tom. The keeper, who was taking a stoat
out of a trap, let the stoat go, and caught his own finger; but he
jumped up, and ran after Tom; and considering what he said, and how
he looked, I should have been sorry for Tom if he had caught him.
Sir John looked out of his study window (for he was an early old
gentleman) and up at the nurse, and a marten dropped mud in his
eye, so that he had at last to send for the doctor; and yet he ran
out, and gave chase to Tom. The Irishwoman, too, was walking up to
the house to beg,—she must have got round by some byway—but she
threw away her bundle, and gave chase to Tom likewise. Only my Lady
did not give chase; for when she had put her head out of the
window, her night-wig fell into the garden, and she had to ring up
her lady’s-maid, and send her down for it privately, which quite
put her out of the running, so that she came in nowhere, and is
consequently not placed.In a word, never was there heard at Hall Place—not even when
the fox was killed in the conservatory, among acres of broken
glass, and tons of smashed flower-pots—such a noise, row, hubbub,
babel, shindy, hullabaloo, stramash, charivari, and total contempt
of dignity, repose, and order, as that day, when Grimes, gardener,
the groom, the dairymaid, Sir John, the steward, the ploughman, the
keeper, and the Irishwoman, all ran up the park, shouting, “Stop
thief,” in the belief that Tom had at least a thousand pounds’
worth of jewels in his empty pockets; and the very magpies and jays
followed Tom up, screaking and screaming, as if he were a hunted
fox, beginning to droop his brush.And all the while poor Tom paddled up the park with his
little bare feet, like a small black gorilla fleeing to the forest.
Alas for him! there was no big father gorilla therein to take his
part—to scratch out the gardener’s inside with one paw, toss the
dairymaid into a tree with another, and wrench off Sir John’s head
with a third, while he cracked the keeper’s skull with his teeth as
easily as if it had been a cocoa-nut or a
paving-stone.However, Tom did not remember ever having had a father; so he
did not look for one, and expected to have to take care of himself;
while as for running, he could keep up for a couple of miles with
any stage-coach, if there was the chance of a copper or a
cigar-end, and turn coach-wheels on his hands and feet ten times
following, which is more than you can do. Wherefore his pursuers
found it very difficult to catch him; and we will hope that they
did not catch him at all.Tom, of course, made for the woods. He had never been in a
wood in his life; but he was sharp enough to know that he might
hide in a bush, or swarm up a tree, and, altogether, had more
chance there than in the open. If he had not known that, he would
have been foolisher than a mouse or a minnow.But when he got into the wood, he found it a very different
sort of place from what he had fancied. He pushed into a thick
cover of rhododendrons, and found himself at once caught in a trap.
The boughs laid hold of his legs and arms, poked him in his face
and his stomach, made him shut his eyes tight (though that was no
great loss, for he could not see at best a yard before his nose);
and when he got through the rhododendrons, the hassock-grass and
sedges tumbled him over, and cut his poor little fingers afterwards
most spitefully; the birches birched him as soundly as if he had
been a nobleman at Eton, and over the face too (which is not fair
swishing as all brave boys will agree); and the lawyers tripped him
up, and tore his shins as if they had sharks’ teeth—which lawyers
are likely enough to have.
“ I must get out of this,” thought Tom, “or I shall stay here
till somebody comes to help me—which is just what I don’t
want.”But how to get out was the difficult matter. And indeed I
don’t think he would ever have got out at all, but have stayed
there till the cock-robins covered him with leaves, if he had not
suddenly run his head against a wall.Now running your head against a wall is not pleasant,
especially if it is a loose wall, with the stones all set on edge,
and a sharp cornered one hits you between the eyes and makes you
see all manner of beautiful stars. The stars are very beautiful,
certainly; but unfortunately they go in the twenty-thousandth part
of a split second, and the pain which comes after them does not.
And so Tom hurt his head; but he was a brave boy, and did not mind
that a penny. He guessed that over the wall the cover would end;
and up it he went, and over like a squirrel.And there he was, out on the great grouse-moors, which the
country folk called Harthover Fell—heather and bog and rock,
stretching away and up, up to the very sky.Now, Tom was a cunning little fellow—as cunning as an old
Exmoor stag. Why not? Though he was but ten years old, he had lived
longer than most stags, and had more wits to start with into the
bargain.He knew as well as a stag, that if he backed he might throw
the hounds out. So the first thing he did when he was over the wall
was to make the neatest double sharp to his right, and run along
under the wall for nearly half a mile.Whereby Sir John, and the keeper, and the steward, and the
gardener, and the ploughman, and the dairymaid, and all the
hue-and-cry together, went on ahead half a mile in the very
opposite direction, and inside the wall, leaving him a mile off on
the outside; while Tom heard their shouts die away in the woods and
chuckled to himself merrily.At last he came to a dip in the land, and went to the bottom
of it, and then he turned bravely away from the wall and up the
moor; for he knew that he had put a hill between him and his
enemies, and could go on without their seeing him.But the Irishwoman, alone of them all, had seen which way Tom
went. She had kept ahead of every one the whole time; and yet she
neither walked nor ran. She went along quite smoothly and
gracefully, while her feet twinkled past each other so fast that
you could not see which was foremost; till every one asked the
other who the strange woman was; and all agreed, for want of
anything better to say, that she must be in league with
Tom.But when she came to the plantation, they lost sight of her;
and they could do no less. For she went quietly over the wall after
Tom, and followed him wherever he went. Sir John and the rest saw
no more of her; and out of sight was out of mind.And now Tom was right away into the heather, over just such a
moor as those in which you have been bred, except that there were
rocks and stones lying about everywhere, and that, instead of the
moor growing flat as he went upwards, it grew more and more broken
and hilly, but not so rough but that little Tom could jog along
well enough, and find time, too, to stare about at the strange
place, which was like a new world to him.