Cautionary Tales for Children E-Book

Hilaire Belloc

• Herausgeber: Logos
• Kategorie: Poesie und Drama
• Sprache: Englisch
• Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2023

Beschreibung

Most notable among prolific English satirist Hilaire Belloc's writings are the sharp and clever admonishments he composed for children. Collected here, these short, funny pieces offer moral instruction for all types of mischief makers—from a certain young Jim, "who ran away from his nurse and was eaten by a lion," to the tale of Matilda, "who told lies and was burned to death"—and add up to a delightful read for any fan of Roald Dahl or Shel Silverstein.

Leseprobe

Cautionary Tales for Children

Hilaire Belloc

Published by Logos, 2023.

Copyright

Cautionary Tales for Children by Hilaire Belloc. First published in 1907. New e-Book edition published by Logos Books, 2023. All rights reserved.

Table of Contents

Title Page

Copyright Page

Introduction

Jim

Henry King

Matilda

Franklin Hyde

Algernon

Hildebrand

Lord Lundy

Lord Lundy (Second Canto)

Rebecca

George

Charles Augustus Fortescue

Further Reading: Characters of the Reformation

Introduction

Upon being asked by a Reader whether the verses contained in this book were true.

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AND IS IT TRUE? IT is not True.

And if it were it wouldn’t do,

For people such as me and you

Who pretty nearly all day long

Are doing something rather wrong.

Because if things were really so,

You would have perished long ago,

And I would not have lived to write

The noble lines that meet your sight,

Nor B. T. B. survived to draw

The nicest things you ever saw.

Jim

Jim,

Who ran away from his Nurse, and was eaten by a Lion.

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THERE WAS A BOY WHOSE name was Jim;

His Friends were very good to him.

They gave him Tea, and Cakes, and Jam,

And slices of delicious Ham,

And Chocolate with pink inside,

And little Tricycles to ride,

And read him Stories through and through,

And even took him to the Zoo—

But there it was the dreadful Fate

Befell him, which I now relate.

You know—at least you ought to know.

For I have often told you so—

That Children never are allowed

To leave their Nurses in a Crowd;

Now this was Jim’s especial foible,

He ran away when he was able,

And on this inauspicious day

He slipped his hand and ran away!

He hadn’t gone a yard when—

Bang!

With open jaws, a lion sprang,

And hungrily began to eat

The Boy: beginning at his feet.

Now just imagine how it feels

When first your toes and then your heels,

And then by gradual degrees,

Your shins and ankles, calves and knees,

Are slowly eaten, bit by bit.

No wonder Jim detested it!

No wonder that he shouted “Hi!”

The Honest Keeper heard his cry,

Though very fat he almost ran

To help the little gentleman.

“Ponto!” he ordered as he came

(For Ponto was the Lion’s name),

“Ponto!” he cried,

with angry Frown.

“Let go, Sir! Down, Sir! Put it down!”

The Lion made a sudden Stop,

He let the Dainty Morsel drop,

And slunk reluctant to his Cage,

Snarling with Disappointed Rage

But when he bent him over Jim,

The Honest Keeper’s

Eyes were dim.

The Lion having reached his Head,

The Miserable Boy was dead!

When Nurse informed his Parents, they

Were more Concerned than I can say:—

His Mother, as She dried her eyes,

Said, “Well—it gives me no surprise,

He would not do as he was told!”

His Father, who was self-controlled,

Bade all the children round attend

To James’ miserable end,

And always keep a-hold of Nurse

For fear of finding something worse.