In
the days of Abd-er-Rahman, who was among the wisest and most
glorious of the Commanders of the Faithful, there resided in the
City of Bagdad an elderly merchant of such enormous wealth that his
lightest expressions of opinion caused the markets of the Euphrates
to fluctuate in the most alarming manner.
This merchant, whose name was
Mahmoud, had a brother in the middle ranks of Society, a surgeon by
profession, and by name El-Hakim. To this brother he had frequently
expressed a fixed determination to leave him no wealth of any kind.
“It is my opinion,” he would say, “that a man’s first duty is to
his own children, and though I have no children myself, I must
observe the general rule.” He was fond of dilating upon this
subject whenever he came across his relative, and would discover
from time to time new and still better reasons for the resolution
he had arrived at. His brother received with great courtesy the
prospect held out to him by the wealthy merchant; but one day,
finding tedious the hundredth repetition of that person’s pious but
somewhat wearisome resolve, said to him:
“Mahmoud, though it would be a
mean and even an impious thing to expect an inheritance from you to
any of my seven sons, yet perhaps you will allow these boys to
receive from your lips some hint as to the manner in which you have
accumulated that great wealth which you now so deservedly
enjoy.”
“By all means,” said Mahmoud, who
was ever ready to describe his own talents and success. “Send the
little fellows round to me to-morrow about the hour the public
executions take place before the Palace, for by that time I shall
have breakfasted, and shall be ready to receive them.”
The Surgeon, with profuse thanks,
left his brother and conveyed the good news to the seven lads, who
stood in order before him with the respect for parents customary in
the Orient, each placed according to his size and running in
gradation from eight to sixteen years of age.
Upon the morrow, therefore, the
Surgeon’s seven sons, seated gravely upon crossed legs, formed a
semi-circle at the feet of their revered relative, who, when he had
watched them humorously and in silence for some moments, puffing at
his great pipe, opened his lips and spoke as follows:
“Your father has wondered, my
dear nephews, in what way the fortune I enjoy has been acquired;
for in his own honourable but far from lucrative walk of life, sums
which are to me but daily trifles appear like the ransoms of kings.
To you, his numerous family, it seems of especial advantage that
the road to riches should be discovered. Now I will confess to you,
my dear lads, that I am quite ignorant of any rule or plan whereby
the perishable goods of this world may be rapidly accumulated in
the hands of the Faithful. Nay, did any such rule exist, I am
persuaded that by this time the knowledge of it would be so widely
diffused as to embrace the whole human race. In which case,” he
added, puffing meditatively at his pipe, “all would cancel out and
no result would be achieved; since a great fortune, as I need not
inform young people of your sagacity, is hardly to be acquired save
at the expense of others.
“But though I cannot give you
those rules for which your father was seeking when he sent you
hither, I can detail you the steps by which my present affluence
was achieved; and each of you, according to his intelligence, will
appreciate what sort of accidents may make for the increase of
fortune. When you are possessed of this knowledge it will serve you
through life for recreation and amusement, though I very much doubt
its making you any richer. For it is not the method nor even the
opportunity of intelligent acquisition which lead to great riches,
but two other things combined: one, the unceasing appetite to
snatch and hold from all and at every season; the other, that
profound mystery, the Mercy of God.
“For Allah, in his inscrutable
choice, frowns on some and smiles on others. The first he condemns
to contempt, anxiety, duns, bills, Courts of law, sudden changes of
residence and even dungeons; the second he gratifies with luxurious
vehicles, delicious sherbet and enormous houses, such as mine. His
will be done.
“A dear friend of mine, one
Mashé, was a receiver of stolen goods in Bosra, until God took him,
now twenty years ago. He left two sons of equal intelligence and
rapacity. The one, after numerous degradations, died of starvation
in Armenia; the other, of no greater skill, is to-day governor of
all Algeirah and rings the changes at will upon the public purse.
Mektub.”
For a moment the ancient Captain
of Industry paused with bent head in solemn meditation upon the
designs of Heaven, then raising his features protested that he had
too long delayed the story of his life, with which he would at once
proceed.
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“As a boy, my dear nephews,”
began the kindly uncle, while his dutiful nephews regarded him with
round eyes, “I was shy, dirty, ignorant, lazy, and wilful. My
parents and teachers had but to give me an order for me to conceive
at once some plan of disobeying it. All forms of activity save
those connected with dissipation were abhorrent to me. So far from
reciting with other boys of my age in chorus and without fault the
verses of the Koran, I grew up completely ignorant of that work,
the most Solemn Name in which I to this day pronounce with an
aspirate from an unfamiliarity with its aspect upon the written
page. Yet I am glad to say that I never neglected my religious
duties, that I prayed with fervour and regularity, and that I had a
singular faith in the loving kindness of my God.
“I had already reached my
seventeenth year when my father, who had carefully watched the
trend of my nature and the use to which I had put my faculties,
addressed me as follows:
“‘Mahmoud, I wish you no ill. I
have so far fed and clothed you because the Caliph (whom Allah
preserve!) has caused those who neglect their younger offspring to
be severely beaten upon the soles of their feet. It is now my
intention to send you about your business. I propose’—and here my
dear father pulled out a small purse—‘to give you the smallest sum
compatible with my own interests, so that if any harm befall you,
the vigilant officers of the Crown cannot ascribe your disaster to
my neglect. I request that you will walk in any direction you
choose so only that it be in a straight line away from my doors.
If, when this your patrimony is spent, you make away with yourself
I shall hold you to blame; I shall be better pleased to hear that
you have sold yourself into slavery or in some other way provided
for your continued sustenance. But what I should like best would be
never to hear of you again.’ With those words my father (your
grandfather, dear boys), seizing me by the shoulders, turned my
back to his doors and thrust me forth with a hearty kick the better
to emphasize his meaning.
“Thus was I launched out in the
dawn of manhood to try my adventures with the world.
“I discovered in my pouch as I
set out along the streets of the city the sum of 100 dinars, with
which my thoughtful parent had provided me under the legal
compulsion which he so feelingly described. ‘With so large a
capital,’ said I to myself, ‘I can exist for several days, indulge
my favourite forms of dissipation, and when they are well spent it
will be time enough to think of some experiment whereby to replace
them.’”
Here the eldest nephew said
respectfully and with an inclination of the head: “Pray, uncle,
what is a dinar?”
“My dear lad,” replied the
merchant with a merry laugh, “I confess that to a man of my
position a reply to your question is impossible. I could only tell
you that it is a coin of considerable value to the impoverished,
but to men like myself a denomination so inferior as to be
indistinguishable from all other coins.”
Having so expressed himself the
worthy merchant resumed the thread of his tale:
“I had, I say, started forward in
high spirits to the sound of the coins jingling in my pouch, when
my steps happened to take to the water-side, where I found a ship
about to sail for the Persian Gulf. ‘Here,’ said I to myself, ‘is
an excellent opportunity for travelling and for seeing the
world.’
“The heat of the day was rising.
No one was about but two watermen, who lay dozing upon the bank. I
nimbly stepped aboard and hid myself behind one of the bales of
goods with which the deck was packed. When the sun declined and
work was resumed, the sailors tramped aboard, the sail was hoisted,
and we started upon our journey.
“Befriended by the darkness of
night I crept out quietly from my hiding-place and found a man
watching over the prow, where he was deputed to try the depth of
the water from time to time with a long pole. I affected an air of
authority, and told him that the Captain had sent me forward to
deliver his commands, which were that he should give me a flask of
wine, some fruit, and a cake (for I guessed that like all sailors
he had in his possession things both lawful and unlawful). These I
told him I would take to my relative the Captain. He left me with
the pole for a moment and soon returned with the provisions, with
which I crept back to my hiding-place, and there heartily consumed
them.
“During the whole of the next day
I lay sleeping behind the bales of goods. With the fall of the
second night I needed a second meal. I dared not repeat my first
experiment, and lay musing till, hunger having sharpened my wits, I
hit upon a plan with which surely Providence itself must have
inspired a poor lonely lad thrown in his unaided weakness upon a
cruel world.
“I bethought me that the watchman
of either board would have some provision for the night. I
remembered a sort of gangway between the high bales upon the main
deck, which corridor led back far under the poop into the stern
sheets. It has been so designed for the convenience of stowing and
unloading, affording a passage for the workmen as they handled the
cargo. I put these two things together in my mind (but to God be
the glory) and formed of them a plan for immediate execution.
“I crept from my hiding-place and
sauntered along the dark deck until I came upon the watchman,
squatting by the rail, and contemplating the stars in the moonless
sky. He had, as I had suspected, a platter the white of which I
could just see glimmering against the deck beside him. I thought I
also discerned a gourd of wine. I approached him as one of the crew
(for they were chance strangers taken on at the wharf). We talked
in low tones of the girls of Bagdad, of the police, of
opportunities for theft, and of such other topics as are common to
the poor, till, naturally, we came to wine. He cursed the poor
quality of his own, in the gourd beside him. I, after some mystery,
confided to him that I had a stock of excellent wine, and, as my
friendship for him increased, I made a clean breast of it and told
him it was in the stern sheets, far under the poop deck along the
narrow passage between the high bales. I offered to go with him and
fetch it, allowing him, in his eagerness, to go first. When he was
well engaged in groping aft I turned, crept forward again silently
and rapidly, picked up the loaf and cheese which I found on his
platter, as also the gourd, and vanished into my hiding-hole.
“I ate my fill—though somewhat
too hurriedly, and remarked how long a time my shipmate was
spending at searching that empty place. As I heard him creeping
back at last cursing violently in whispers, I was aware of faint
dawn in the East, and determined that my cruise must end.
“We were already in the
neighbourhood of the sea, as I discovered by tasting the water over
the side in the darkness and discovering it to be brackish. I
bethought me that my poor comrade had now an excellent reason for
ferretting me out, that the Captain also would soon hear of me and
that, with daylight, I should certainly be visited with a bastinado
or put into chains and sold. I therefore slipped over the side (for
I was an excellent swimmer) and made for the shore. There I lay on
a warm beach and watched through the reeds the great sail of the
ship as it slipped down-stream further and further away in the
growing light.
“When the sun rose the vessel was
out of sight, and looking about me I discovered a little village
not far from the shore inhabited by simple fishermen, but
containing several houses of some pretension, the residences of
wealthy merchants who came here from Bosra in their moments of
leisure to relax themselves from the catch-as-catch-can of commerce
in that neighbouring city.
“My first action at the opening
of the new day was to fall upon my knees and add to the ritual
prayer a humble outpouring of thanks for the benefits I had already
received and a fervent appeal for guidance. That appeal was heard.
I rose from my knees full of a new-found plan.
“To one of those wealthier houses
which stood near the village I at once proceeded and sent in a
message by a slave to its owner saying that my master, a wealthy
dealer in carpets, solicited the custom of his lordship, and that
if the great man would but accompany me to the quay I would there
show him wares well worthy of his attention.
“It so happened (and here was
Providence again at work) that this merchant had a passion for a
particular sort of carpet which is solely made by the inhabitants
of El Kzar, for they alone possess the secret, which they very
zealously guard. The slave, therefore, brought me back the message
that his master would not be at the pains of accompanying me unless
such wares were present for his inspection. If my carpets were
those of El Kzar he would willingly inspect them, but if they were
of any other brand he was indifferent.
“And let this teach you, my dear
nephews, how simple are the minds of the rich.
“I was willing enough that the
carpets should be carpets of El Kzar, or, indeed, of any other
place under heaven, for all were at my choice.
“I hastened, therefore, to send
back a further message that by a curious coincidence we had upon
this occasion nothing else in stock but Kzaran carpets, and begged
the slave to emphasize this important point to his master.
“His reply was to twist his right
hand, palm upwards, with a strange smile. I pulled out my purse,
showed him the shining dinars, and asked him whether he would
rather have one now for his fee or five on the completion of the
transaction? With glistening eyes—and even (as I thought) a
pathetic gratitude—the slave leapt at the latter offer.
“And let this teach you, my dear
nephews, how simple are the minds of the poor.
“He hastened off to deliver my
message.
“Within a few moments the master
of the house appeared in great haste, and all of a fever bade me
lead him to the appointed spot.”
At this moment the merchant
paused and with reverie and reminiscence in his eye remained silent
for at least that space of time in which a dexterous pick-pocket
may gingerly withdraw a purse from the sleeve of a Holy Man. The
second nephew thought the opportunity arrived to suggest a doubt
which had been vexing his young mind. He said with an
obeisance:
“Venerable uncle, we have
listened to the beginnings of your career with admiration and
respect, but we are more perplexed than ever to discover how such
beginnings could have led to such an end. For you appear to us as
yet only to have followed that path which leads to the torturers
and the bow-strings.”
“Such,” replied his uncle, with a
look of singular affection, “is the general opinion entertained of
all very wealthy men in the first steps of their careers; but I
hope that the sequel will teach you and your clever little brothers
how wrongly informed are the vulgar.”
As the Merchant Mahmoud
pronounced these words the Call to Prayer was heard from a
neighbouring tower, and he hurriedly concluded:
“My dear nephews, we are called
to prayer. I will cease here to speak and will continue to-morrow
the story of Myself and Providence.”
Upon hearing these words his
seven nephews rose together, and crossed their arms; following
which gesture, with three deep bows performed as they walked
backwards toward the curtains of the magnificent apartment, they
left their uncle’s presence.
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“You will remember, my dear
nephews,” said the Merchant Mahmoud when the lads were once more
assembled in a half-circle before him with crossed legs and
attentive countenances, “that you left me hurrying with the
collector of Kzaran carpets towards the quay where he should enjoy
the sight of the merchandise. This merchant was reputed among the
people of the place to be of a singularly cunning and secretive
temperament, a character which (you may think it strange!) they
admired as though it were the summit of human wisdom. I confess
that I found him, in the matter of Kzaran carpets at least, very
different from his reputation. A more garrulous old gentleman never
trod this earth. He was in a perpetual stammer of excitement, and
though I was careful to lead him by the most roundabout roads that
he might have time to cool his ardour, the delay did but seem to
increase it.
“‘I implore you, sir,’ he said at
last, as one who could no longer restrain some violent passion, ‘I
implore you, pay no attention to others in this place who may have
attempted to forestall me in the matter of your very valuable
cargo. Your honour is, I know, sufficient in the matter.... I am
confident you will give me a free market. Also, they know nothing
of Kzaran carpets in these parts: they are mere buyers and sellers
... and on what a margin! Let me tell you in your ear that while
many men in this place carry on the appearance of riches, most are
indebted to Parsees in the capital. I alone am in an independent
position and’ (here he whispered) ‘I can well reward you privately
and in your own pocket for any favour you may show me.’
“Seeing him so eager, I affected
a certain hesitation and embarrassment, and at last confessed that
I had been approached by a local merchant whose name I was
forbidden to mention and who had very kindly sent me as a present
by a slave the sum of 1,000 dinars. To this he had attached no
conditions, but he had also, quite independently, sent word that he
had himself orders for carpets which he was bound to fulfil. His
profit (he had said), if I would give him a first choice, would be
so considerable that he would be very ready to offer me a handsome
commission on the completion of the bargain; quite apart from the
1,000 dinars which were but a little present from one man to
another. ‘This thousand dinars,’ I added, ‘now in my possession, I
have accepted. A present is a graceful act and can be taken with a
clean conscience. But the commission is another matter. I must
consider beyond everything the interests of my master. I shall not
mention the offer made to me (for with all his confidence in me he
is himself a business man and might misunderstand my position), but
I shall think it my duty to give him no advice save to sell to the
highest bidder.’
“‘It is I!’ shouted the aged
connoisseur eagerly, ‘it is I who will prove the highest bidder!
Nay, my dear fellow, since such bargains are often concluded in
private, would it not be better to tell your master forthwith that
no possible competitor can stand against me in this place? Let him
first discover the sum offered by my rival and I give you leave to
suggest a sum larger by one-tenth, which shall decide his judgment.
Meanwhile,’ he added, ‘two thousand dinars are but a small present
for one in your position, and I shall willingly—joyfully—propose to
give you that sum, not for a moment on account of the service which
I am certain you design to do me, but purely as an expression of my
esteem.’
“His excitement had now so risen
that I fear his judgment was lost. Already he saw before him in his
mind’s eye a pile of the noblest Kzaran carpets, all ready for the
caravan. Already he saw a rival calmly acquiring them on the
distant wharf, the witnesses placing their seals, the words of
completion.
“He trembled as again he urged on
me the little gift, the personal gift, the trifling gift of 2,000
dinars.
“‘Sir,’ said I in reply, a little
stiffly, ‘I am not accustomed to take secret commissions under any
disguise. My duty is clear: if I cannot receive a firm offer
superior to that already made me, and that backed with proof that
you are indeed, as you say, the most solid man in the place—then I
must close with my first client. If indeed I were certain of an
immediate payment in a larger sum I would accept your proposal. But
how can I know anything of this place? The thousand dinars of which
I spoke are coined and in a wallet; I have them safe. With all the
respect due to your age, I have no information upon your credit in
this town. And I confess,’ I added in another tone, ‘that I am
acquainted with your rival’s position, which is perhaps more solid
than you think. I confess I think it would be simpler and to the
better interest of our house if I were to go straight to him now
and have done with it.’
“As I spoke thus the old man lost
all reason. It was piteous to see one of his age and venerable
hairs dancing and spluttering with excitement. He shook his fists
in the air, he called to Heaven in shrill tones, he betrayed all
the frenzy of the collector. He contrasted the mercantile motives
of the unknown competitor with his own passion for Pure Art. He
called Heaven to witness to the reality of his wealth, and at last
in a sort of fury tore from his garments the jewels which
ornamented them, thrust into my hand all the cash upon his person
(it was in a leather bag, and amounted altogether to no more than
500 dinars), added to this a brooch of gold, which he dragged from
his scarf, and said that if this instalment were not a sufficient
proof of his good faith and credit he knew not how to move
me.
“I shrugged my shoulders and
suggested that instead of making so violent a protestation and at
such risk to his fortune he should go back soberly to his house and
return with an instrument of credit and two witnesses (as the law
demands), while I awaited him patiently at that spot. I, at least,
was in no haste and would honourably abide his return. He was off
at a speed which I should never have thought possible at his
age.
“I waited until he had turned the
corner of a distant hedge of prickly pears, and not until he was
quite out of sight did I gather the jewels, the coins, and the
precious ornaments which in his haste he had thrown at my feet, and
very rapidly betake myself in the opposite direction.
“Never was the Mercy of Allah
more evidently extended. The plain was naked outside the town, the
river perhaps a mile distant; my plight, as it might appear,
desperate. I pinned the gold brooch to my cloak, I distributed the
jewels openly upon various parts of my person, and I proceeded at a
smart pace over the open plain towards the river. It was with the
greatest joy that I found upon its bank two fishermen about to set
sail and proceed down-stream to sea. Their presence inspired me
with a plan for escape.
“I chatted negligently with them
(still keeping one eye upon the distant house of my aged but
excitable friend). At last with a light laugh I offered one of them
a piece of gold, saying that I should be pleased to try the novel
experience of a little cruise. The fisherman, who was quite
unacquainted with so much wealth, and seemed somewhat awestruck,
gave me some grand title or other, and promised me very good sport
with the fish and a novel entertainment. But even as he and his
companion pushed out from shore I turned in my seat on the deck and
perceived in the plain a rising dust which betrayed the approach of
the merchant with his witnesses and a company of his slaves.
“Suddenly changing my expression
from one of pleased though wearied expectancy to one of acute
alarm, I shouted to my new companions: ‘Push away for your lives,
and stretch your sail to its utmost! These are the Commissioners
sent by the Caliph to re-assess and tax all fishing-boats upon a
new valuation! Already had they seized three upon the beach when I
left and found you here!’
“At these words the worthy
fellows were inspired by a fear even greater than my own. They
manfully pushed into the swiftest part of the current, and, though
a smart breeze was blowing, hoisted every inch of the sail, so that
the boat ran with her gunwale upon the very edge of the water and
was indeed dangerously pressed. But I had the satisfaction of
seeing the merchant and his retinue vainly descending the
river-bank, at perhaps one-half our speed, calling down curses upon
us, threatening with their fists, shouting their public titles of
authority, their menaces of the law, and in every way confirming my
excellent pair of fishermen in the story I had told them.
“It was a pleasant thing to loll
on deck under the heat of the day, toying with the valuable
ornaments I had so recently acquired and lazily watching my
companions as they sweated at the halyards, or alternatively
glancing along towards the shore at the little group of
disappointed people which fell so rapidly behind us as we bowled
down the tide. Soon their features were no longer plain, then their
figures could scarcely be distinguished. The last impression
conveyed to me was of some little very distant thing, stamping with
impotent rage and shaking wild arms against the sky. I could not
but deplore so grievous a lapse in dignity in one so
venerable.
“When we were well away from the
neighbourhood of the city I asked the fishermen whither they were
bound; to which they answered that their business was only to
cruise about outside and fish during the night, returning at dawn
with their catch. ‘Would it not be better,’ I suggested, ‘seeing
that these rapacious fellows will hang about for a day or so, to
carry me to some town of your acquaintance along the coast where
the reigning powers do not suffer from the tyranny of Bagdad? For
my part I am free to travel where I will, and the prospect of a
change pleases me. I shall be happy,’ said I, ‘to reward the
sacrifice of your catch with fifty dinars.’
“At the prospect of much further
wealth the fishermen were at once convinced: they sang in the
lightness of their hearts, and for three days and three nights we
sped down the Gulf, passing bleak mountains and deserted rocky
promontories, until upon the fourth day we came to a town the like
of which I had never seen.
“‘Shall we land here?’ said
I.
“‘No,’ said the fishermen, ‘for
it is in a manner within the Caliph’s dominions, and perhaps that
accursed tax of which you spoke will be levied here also.’
“‘You know better than I,’
replied I thoughtfully, standing for a moment in affected
perplexity. ‘Let me, however, land in your little boat. I have a
passion for new places. I will come out to you again after the hour
of the mid-day prayers, while you stand in the offing.’
“To this arrangement they readily
consented. I rowed to the land, and when I had reached the shore I
was pleased to see my fearful hosts quite three miles out upon the
hot and shimmering sea. Gazing at them, I hope with charity, and
certainly with interest, I pushed the little boat adrift (for I had
no reason to return to those poor people) and made my way inland. I
disposed of my jewelery at prices neither low nor high with local
merchants. I preserved the old fellow’s golden brooch, which I
imagined (for I am a trifle weak and superstitious) might bring me
good fortune, and when all my transactions were accomplished I
counted my total capital, and found myself in possession of no less
than 1,500 dinars. The cold of the evening had come by the time my
accounts were settled and the strings of my pouch were drawn. I set
myself under an arbour where a delicious fountain played in the
light of the setting sun, which shone over the waters of the sea,
and drinking some local beverage the name of which I knew not, but
the taste and effect of which were equally pleasing, I reflected
upon my increase of fortune.
“‘You left home, Mahmoud,’ said I
to myself, ‘with one hundred dinars, of which your excellent and
careful father deprived himself rather than see you face the world
unarmed, or himself receive the bastinado. You have been gone from
home a week; you are perhaps some 800 miles from your native city;
your capital has been multiplied fifteen-fold, and so far you may
look with an eager courage towards the further adventures of your
life, for very clearly the Mercy of Allah is upon you.’”
At this moment a nasal hooting
from the neighbourhood turret warned the company to turn their
thoughts to heaven. The boys, who had sat fascinated by their
uncle’s recital, knew that the end of their entertainment had come.
The third son of the Surgeon was therefore impatient to exclaim (as
he hurriedly did): “But, dear uncle, though we see that a certain
chance favoured you, and not only your native talents, yet we do
not perceive how all this led to any main road to fortune.”
“My boy,” said the Merchant
Mahmoud, pensively stroking his beard and gazing vacuously over the
heads of the youngsters. “I do not pretend to unfold you any such
plan. Have I not told you that did such a plan exist all would be
in possession of it? I am but retailing you in my humble fashion
the steps by which one merchant in this city has been raised by the
Infinite Goodness of the Merciful (His named be adored!) from
poverty to riches.... But the call for prayer has already been
heard and we must part. Upon this same day of next week, shortly
after the last of the public executions has been bungled, you shall
again come and hear me recite the next chapter of my varied
career.”