Reluctant Psychic E-Book

Dima Zales

• Herausgeber: Mozaika Publications
• Kategorie: Fantasy und Science-Fiction
• Sprache: Englisch

Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2018

Beschreibung

Life as a seer is not all it’s cracked up to be. Especially when you’re unemployed, and your former boss blacklists you everywhere.

Or when a legendary Russian witch calls in a favor owed, demanding the unthinkable.

When danger threatens everyone around me, there’s only one man I can turn to—and he may not be what he seems.

Leseprobe

Reluctant Psychic

Sasha Urban Series: Book 3

Dima Zales

♠ Mozaika Publications ♠

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are either the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, business establishments, events, or locales is purely coincidental.

Copyright © 2018 Dima Zales and Anna Zaires

www.dimazales.com

All rights reserved.

Except for use in a review, no part of this book may be reproduced, scanned, or distributed in any printed or electronic form without permission.

Published by Mozaika Publications, an imprint of Mozaika LLC.

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Cover by Orina Kafe

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e-ISBN: 978-1-63142-358-1

Print ISBN: 978-1-63142-359-8

Contents

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12

Chapter 13

Chapter 14

Chapter 15

Chapter 16

Chapter 17

Chapter 18

Chapter 19

Chapter 20

Chapter 21

Chapter 22

Chapter 23

Chapter 24

Chapter 25

Chapter 26

Chapter 27

Chapter 28

Chapter 29

Chapter 30

Chapter 31

Chapter 32

Chapter 33

Chapter 34

Chapter 35

Chapter 36

Chapter 37

Chapter 38

Chapter 39

Chapter 40

Chapter 41

Chapter 42

Chapter 43

Chapter 44

Chapter 45

Excerpt from Transcendence

About the Author

Chapter One

A hellish clamor rips me from the welcome arms of slumber.

Heart hammering, I jolt up to a sitting position.

It takes me a moment to pinpoint the source of the offending noise.

It’s my phone.

Grabbing the evil device roughly, I stare at the caller ID.

Instead of a number, it says, “Private.”

“Nope,” I say to the unknown telemarketer—or whoever the nuisance is. “I don’t pick up when I don’t know who’s calling.”

The phone keeps ringing insistently, so I tap the screen to reject the call and wait to see if they leave a voicemail.

They don’t.

Then I see the time of day, and it makes me so angry I nearly throw the phone at the wall. It’s my usual get-up-for-work time, but I don’t need to go to work today—one of the few pros of quitting a high-paying job.

Making matters worse is my extreme grogginess. I clearly still owe myself sleep from that all-nighter for Nero.

The manipulative bastard.

My stomach rumbles.

If I’m up, I might as well grab a quick bite to eat.

Getting to my feet, I put on some sweatpants and a comfy T-shirt to celebrate my unemployment, and tromp into the bathroom to take care of business.

The orc bruise on my shoulder looks purplish yellow in the bathroom mirror, but it doesn’t hurt much—courtesy of the frozen pea compresses, no doubt.

Yummy smells waft from the kitchen, and my nose drags me there to investigate.

“It’s not just stuff,” Felix says to Fluffster, whose tiny tea saucer with oats is sitting next to Felix’s pancakes. “I nearly got killed.”

“Morning.” I beeline for the counter, grab myself a plate, and put some pancakes on it. “How are things going?”

“Felix is moping,” Fluffster mentally replies, and the expression on the face of my chinchilla/domovoi is as close as a rodent could ever come to a smirk. “First, he complained about sleeping on the living room couch, then he said that he’ll never get a female, and now he’s upset that—”

“That was a private conversation.” Felix threateningly points his fork at Fluffster’s furry body.

I look at the fork incredulously. Did Felix forget last night, when Fluffster turned a hopped-up-on-sex succubus into a bloody smoothie?

“Sasha knows what happened,” Fluffster replies as though no fork is near him. “So how is this private?”

“And I think you are going to get a female, Felix,” I say, sitting down with my pancakes. “At some point,” I add with a wink, spearing the carb-laden goodness with my fork. “Especially if we define the words ‘get’ and ‘female’ loosely.”

The front door bangs open, cutting off Felix’s rebuttal. He looks at his phone, likely checking the security footage, and informs us, “It’s Ariel.”

“Finally,” Fluffster says in my head, and I experience a pang of jealousy that he can be so eloquent with his mouth full of oats. “She never came home last night.”

“We’re in the kitchen,” I yell out to make sure Ariel doesn’t think she can slink into her bedroom and pretend all is well. “There are pancakes.”

I finally put a piece of pancake into my mouth, and the explosion of flavor makes me moan in appreciation.

“Made of potatoes,” Felix explains gruffly, his mopey expression easing. “It’s a traditional Russian dish.” More somberly, he adds, “After nearly getting killed, I felt like eating something my mom would make for me when I was little.”

“Hi, all,” Ariel says with the enthusiasm of a hyperactive kid hopped up on chocolate and amphetamines. “Good to see Fluffster is doing so well. How are the rest of you doing?”

She’s wearing last night’s clothes, but she must’ve done something with her makeup, because she seems to be glowing from the inside.

“It’s a long story,” Felix says and exchanges a confused glance with me.

If he’s thinking what I’m thinking, he has the right to be confused. This is the strangest “walk of shame” behavior we’ve ever seen.

Could Ariel and Gaius be in love? After all, movies say that when you’re in that state of being, you act kind of crazy.

Alternatively, maybe she’s doing something new to self-medicate for her PTSD?

As though to highlight my musings, Ariel whirls through the kitchen like a tornado—no doubt using her Cognizant powers to move so fast. Before I can spell motion sickness, she’s already sitting at the table with a plate full of pancakes, a fork, a knife, and an eager expression on her perfect face.

“Tell me what happened,” she says excitedly and stuffs a potato pancake into her mouth. Even her chewing seems to be on fast forward.

I clear my throat. “So, remember Harper—the thing that used sex to nearly kill me at Earth Club? Well, he—or as it turned out, she—was here last night.”

Ariel gapes at me and audibly swallows her third pancake. “I knew she was a she. But what was she doing here?”

“You knew she was a she, and you didn’t tell me?” I forcefully halve a potato pancake with my fork.

“I didn’t know that you didn’t know.” Ariel shrugs. “It was obvious to me what she was.”

“It doesn’t matter.” Felix readjusts his plate. “The important bit is that she tried to kill us last night. Nearly succeeded, too, but Fluffster saved the day.”

Fluffster proudly puffs up his tail and sits up straighter—which makes him look like a fluffy meerkat instead of giving him the gravitas he was probably after.

Ariel drops her fork and stares at me and Felix with varying levels of accusation. “You guys left the house after I dropped you off? But then how did Fluffster—”

“No,” I say. “She was here, at the apartment, right after you dropped me off.”

Ariel pales. “How could a succubus get invited—” She looks at Felix and smacks her forehead. “That was your date?” Her voice rises. “You invited a succubus into our home?”

“I didn’t even know she was a Cognizant of any kind,” Felix says. “There was no aura. How was I supposed to know?”

“The smell,” Ariel and I say in unison.

“What smell?” Felix sniffs the air as though Harper’s scent might still linger. “Are you talking about her perfume? It was exceptionally nice-smelling, but—”

“Forget it,” Ariel says, her shoulders sagging so much I expect them to drop to her ankles. “You don’t go to clubs, so you’ve never met one of their kind. This is all my fault. I should’ve been here.” She covers her face with her hands. “I’m so sorry.”

“Look,” I say consolingly, uneasy with her sudden mood shift. “We’re fine. With Fluffster around, nothing bad can happen to us. Not inside this apartment.”

Fluffster’s tail puffs up so much it’s now bigger than the rest of his body.

“Tell me exactly what happened.” Ariel lowers her hands, but her face is still uncharacteristically pale. “Every little detail.”

Felix and I take turns explaining. He starts with how he met Harper, became smitten, and invited her over for Netflix and chill, “as per Ariel’s own suggestion.” I then tell her how I entered the apartment, smelled the enemy, and tried to fight her—and how Fluffster sealed the deal.

“I’m so sorry,” Ariel says again when we’re done. “I should’ve been here. It’s not excusable. If this had gone any other way, I—”

She stops talking, and an actual tear streaks down her cheek.

Felix and I exchange extremely concerned glances. Felix, like me, had probably thought Ariel’s tear ducts went out of business long ago.

“Could she be bipolar or something?” Fluffster asks—presumably only in my head. The little guy is clearly on the same wavelength. “I saw something about that condition on YouTube.”

I give the chinchilla a shrug.

“I’m sorry,” Ariel mutters again, then stuffs her mouth with a pancake.

“I actually have a question,” I say to make sure she doesn’t start apologizing again. “Can we get in trouble with the Council because of Harper’s demise?”

Ariel swallows her food. “You were acting in self-defense. More importantly, she didn’t have an aura, so she wasn’t under the protection of the Mandate.” Her voice steadies a bit. “In fact, if human authorities were to come snooping around, we could call upon the Council to make the cops look the other way.”

“Oh?” I raise my eyebrow.

“Imagine if a long-lived Cognizant gets a life sentence,” Felix chimes in gleefully. “Their slow aging might get noticed after a while—not to mention what happens when the prison sentence runs an unnatural number of years.”

“But don’t let that be an excuse to break human laws.” Ariel’s brows furrow. “For example, if you hack the database of an important bank”—she looks pointedly at Felix—“the Council could well decide to let you rot in prison for a while, especially if you don’t have flashy powers that—”

“What is it with everyone breaking confidences today?” Felix grumbles. “I share with you that one time—”

“You always brag about your hacking,” I say in Ariel’s defense. “You told me you got into the DMV just the other day.”

Felix gives me an annoyed look and also stuffs his mouth with a pancake.

“Why wasn’t Harper under the Mandate?” I ask. “She didn’t seem too young for it. Is her kind also persona non grata—like the necromancers?”

“No,” Ariel says. “Very few types of Cognizant are that.”

Felix clears his throat. “It’s likely they both came here from the Otherlands. When you told me about the vision conversation between Chester and Beatrice, he said something about ‘here’ and ‘liberal attitudes’—which makes me wonder if our villains hail from a pre-Mandate world. Those places sometimes have negative attitudes about pairings between different types of Cognizant—and sometimes, like in more conservative societies here, about same-sex relationships.”

I feel a pang of pity for Beatrice and Harper. If Felix is right, all they wanted was to live together in peace, but Chester took advantage of that, setting Beatrice on her deadly path.

Then again, being a victim of prejudice on some distant world is no reason to agree to kill me. That choice, whatever her reasons, is why Beatrice is dead. Ditto for Harper—though I have to admit, her actions are even easier to relate to.

If someone had killed a person I love, wouldn’t I want vengeance?

Felix also looks somber as he continues. “Alternatively, if they were from here, then Harper might not have gone through with the Mandate because her girlfriend, being a necro, wasn’t allowed under it.”

Ariel looks thoughtful. “That makes sense.”

“It does?” I ask.

“Imagine having a lover, but being unable to speak to them about what’s most important in your life,” Felix says.

I nod, recalling Ariel bleeding from her nose, eyes, and ears when I asked her pointed questions about the Cognizant world prior to me being under the Mandate.

Ariel’s phone chirps, breaking the momentary silence.

She glances at it, then looks up with a guilty look. “I have to run.”

“Is it work?” I ask as casually as possible. “Or—”

“See you guys later,” she says as though she didn’t hear. She then repeats her Tasmanian Devil impersonation, cleaning up after herself and vacating the kitchen fast enough to break some highway speed limits.

Felix and I eat in silence until we hear the door in Ariel’s room slam—which hopefully means she just changed her clothing. Then the front door bangs shut, followed by the sound of keys locking the door.

I look at Felix. “Is it just me, or are Ariel’s comings and goings a bit odd? She didn’t even shower.”

“She does usually go to the hospital at this time, so it might be that,” he says unconvincingly.

“I’m concerned,” Fluffster mentally says, summing up my feelings perfectly.

“Let’s keep an eye on her.” Felix finishes the last of his food and says, “I also have to run now. In my case, definitely to work.”

“I’ll clean up then.” My appetite ruined, I mindlessly spear my last pancake. “Thank you for making breakfast.”

“Fluffster told me about Nero,” Felix says, getting up. “I’m sure you can get another Mentor—and a job.”

I nod, but when Felix leaves the room, I say, “I didn’t realize you were such a gossip, Fluffster.”

“I was just concerned about the finances,” the chinchilla replies, nonplussed. “You told me and Ariel, so I figured Felix can know too.”

“I’m just messing with you.” I scratch him behind the ear. “I was obviously going to tell Felix.”

I then finish my food and begin tidying.

Just as I’m almost done in the kitchen, I feel a strange sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach, and a wave of fear rolls over my body. It reminds me of how I felt when Nero’s orcs staged those accidents for me the other day—except I know that I should be safe here, in Fluffster’s presence.

The phone rings in my room.

Could that be the source of my malaise?

Getting up carefully to avoid tripping over something and creating a self-fulfilling prophecy, I hurry to my room and take a look at the caller ID.

It’s a private number.

Just like this morning.

Chapter Two

Grabbing the phone, I contemplate answering the call.

The anxiety symptoms worsen.

Is this a nightmare? Am I in The Ring?

I did watch a video tape recently…

I let the call go to voicemail again, and the fear abates.

Clearly, my intuition doesn’t want me to talk to whoever is calling.

I do want to know what’s going on, though, so I need to figure out who the caller is.

I run for the door and intercept Felix just as he’s about to leave.

“Is there a way to figure out who’s calling on a private number?” I ask, waving my phone around.

“Sure. There are a bunch of apps for that. Some block private calls, and a few try to unmask the number for you. Why?”

“Someone woke me up with a private call today, then called again just now,” I explain. “I got a weird feeling about it both times.”

“Probably a telemarketer,” Felix says. “Try a few apps, and if that doesn’t work, let me know.”

He leaves, and I spend a few minutes playing with my phone, installing a bunch of apps that promise to unmask private numbers, as well as block them if I wish.

Having set the technological trap, I wait for another mystery call.

After two minutes of staring at my phone, I realize my mistake. If I watch it like this, it will never ring; Murphy’s/Chester’s Law will make sure of it.

So I do what I would’ve done if I were waiting for a tea kettle to boil: pretend I’m not interested in the phone at all.

I start my charade by cleaning up the kitchen some more, and then I move on to the bathroom.

I begin with the tub’s drain—which has a giant hairball in it, a mixture of Felix’s and my hair.

Felix sheds like a Beagle and will probably be bald by the time he’s forty. I lose a ladylike amount, all things considered. The interesting case is Ariel, who never seems to lose a single hair from her head (or elsewhere as far as I know).

Is this part of her super strength?

I throw the disgusting hairball into the garbage, wash my hands, and examine Ariel’s hairbrush.

Zero hair, as usual.

I used to think she had OCD about picking up her hair after every brushing session and shower, but that was before I knew about the Cognizant and her powers. Now I wonder.

On a whim, I go into Ariel’s room and check for hair on her pillow and other likely places.

Zilch.

Is this why her hair always looks like she’s stepped out of a shampoo commercial?

For a moment, I fantasize about swapping powers with Ariel. How awesome would it be to be super strong?

Resuming my tidying efforts, I take the garbage bags from the kitchen and the bathroom and walk out of the apartment to put them in the garbage disposal.

Great minds clearly think alike, because Rose is walking to the same destination. As usual, she’s dressed to the nines.

“Sasha.” She beams a warm smile at me. “How are you this morning?”

“Okay,” I say cautiously. “But I now have more crazy adventures I can share with you.”

“You still owe me the story of how you joined our ranks.” She stuffs her garbage bags into the chute, her nose crinkling in displeasure. “We should have lunch now that you’re not so busy with work.”

“Sure.” I send my own bags after hers. “Do you have a place in mind?”

“How about something at Le District? Lots of options there.” She holds her hands away from her body.

“Deal.” I close the garbage disposal. “When?”

“How about today at one?” she says and starts walking toward her apartment.

I fall into step next to her. “That works. Want to walk there together?”

“No.” She clasps her door handle clumsily with her left hand—probably because that hand didn’t touch the garbage disposal. “I’ll go for a stroll before that.”

She goes in and closes the door behind herself, so I don’t get the chance to offer to stroll together—which is probably for the best, as I need to do a bunch of things before lunch.

I get back to the apartment, wipe away some more dust in the most obvious places, and walk back into my room, yawning.

“Are you going to start your job search?” Fluffster, who’s sitting next to my laptop, taps it with his furry paw. “Rent and utility bills don’t pay themselves.”

My blood pressure instantly rises. “I guess I am starting a job search.” Opening the laptop, I mutter under my breath, “Furry slave driver.”

As I update my resume, I consider the direness of my finances. I have ninety thousand left from Nero’s unexpected bonus, plus some savings that preceded it. Anywhere but Manhattan, this kind of cash would last a while, but in this city, I have to worry—especially given the inevitable calls from Mom, pricey massacre cleanups courtesy of Pada, illegal gun purchases, and who knows what else.

Of course, if things get really dire, I could always pawn the expensive-looking necklace Nero gifted me for the Jubilee. Then again, the diamonds in it might not be real, and I don’t know what the centerpiece stone—the one Nero had magically turned into a polygraph during my Council encounter—would be worth. I also have a couple of very rare magic books that had cost my dad an arm and a leg, but if I were forced to sell them, I’d probably cry.

So, with a heavy heart, I tailor my resume for a position in the financial industry—the lesser evil.

I’d always pictured my next job being that of a full-time TV illusionist, but that dream is over. Instead, I get to find out if other places on Wall Street are going to be as bad as Nero’s fund—or worse.

My knowledge of the finance industry—or my psychic powers—tells me they might indeed be worse.

When I get to the job site, dozens of postings sound like a good fit with my education and experience. In fact, there are so many of them I soon tire of applying to them all.

“I’ll apply to more later,” I say out loud, in case my chinchilla is looking over my shoulder, ready to assume his monster form to make sure I have a better job search ethic.

Fluffster is nowhere in sight, however, so I reward myself for my job-search diligence by planning a good illusion to show Rose at lunch. It takes me a few minutes to come up with something rather devious, and I prepare what I’ll need, including an outfit. My spoiled-by-job-search mood noticeably lifts as I put the decks of cards into the pockets of the pants I’ll wear to lunch.

Picturing Rose’s expression, I inwardly smile.

Since I have time before lunch, I decide to re-watch the meditation part of the tape Darian sent me. If I could take conscious control of my powers, I might be more in control of my life in general.

I turn on the TV and un-pause the tape.

“In a nutshell, you need to learn a special type of meditation,” Darian says from the screen again. “Part of it is to teach you to clear your mind; another part is to have you believe in your powers without a shadow of doubt. This isn’t something I’d expect you to master anytime soon, and I wouldn’t even try it in your current sleep-deprived state. To start, you have to learn to breathe in and out to a count of five.”

I realize that I’m still not fully caught up on sleep, but curiosity overrides my fatigue and I try following the rest of the instructions.

“Sit in any position where your back is straight.” Darian contemplatively brushes his goatee. “It can be the stereotypical lotus pose or simply a chair”—he eerily looks from the screen at my chair—“or even the edge of your bed.” He looks from the screen at my bed. “The key is to sit with a good posture.”

I pause and experiment with different ways to sit. Settling on the lotus pose, I cross my legs, placing each foot on the opposite thigh, and make my spine as straight as possible.

My breathing grows slower as I un-pause again.

“Close your eyes and follow your breathing,” Darian says. “Pause the recording now and try.”

I do as he says, focusing on the air coming in and out of my lungs.

When a stray thought—like, say, an image of Nero’s piercing gaze—enters my mind, I just let it go and focus on my breath again.

Thanks to a few yoga classes and the breathing exercises Lucretia taught me, this part of the training isn’t as hard for me as it might be for some other New Yorker. Very soon, I feel as calm as a Hindu cow on Valium.

I un-pause the recording and close my eyes again, ready to attempt the next step of the training.

“This step is not needed every time,” Darian says. “Only in the beginning.” I peek through my eyelashes, and he actually winks at me on the screen—as though he knew I’d do that in that very moment. “I need you to firmly believe in your powers. Become that belief. Be a seer. Breathe it. Live it.”

“Easier said than done,” I mutter and pause the tape again.

Closing my eyes, I focus on the reality of being special.

I assault my natural skepticism with the best weapon—evidence. The truth is, I’ve had numerous visions that came true—too many to discount. I’ve also had countless intuitions that turned out to be valid, and, thanks to Nero’s evil machinations, I’ve even predicted the unpredictable forces of the market.

With each breath, I make myself dwell on this new reality, and if any doubt arises, I tackle it with more irrefutable evidence.

It takes a while, but a moment comes when I have no doubt about my abilities. I can now define myself as a seer first and as an illusionist at a distant second.

Feeling ready, I un-pause the video once again.

“Now you have to empty your mind completely. Turn it into a calm lake,” Darian says and gives some tips as to how. “Eventually, you will enter Headspace,” he continues, “which is the key to conscious prophecy.”

“How will I know if I succeeded?” I mutter under my breath.

“You’ll know when you’ve accomplished your goal, believe me,” Darian says from the screen. “I wish I could also give you detailed instructions for Headspace itself, but I can’t. When you’re actually in Headspace, you’ll understand why. All I can tell you is, don’t give up. While most seers take decades or longer to get to that level, you should be able to do it much sooner. With your natural ability and the boost you’ve gotten from the TV performance, you are more powerful than you can imagine.”

“Great,” I grumble, realizing I’m losing my hard-earned calmness. “Let me give this a try.”

I pause the tape again and follow my breathing, as per Darian’s instructions. Next, I perform what he called “the body scan”—where I have my awareness move from my feet to the middle of my forehead.

“Pretend you have a new eye there,” I recall him saying, so I do exactly that, picturing my face looking like one of the seer masks at the Rite—the ones with an eye on the forehead.

Nothing happens.

Not unless Headspace is the same as feeling extremely sleepy—because that’s the only result I get.

I sit in lotus pose for what feels like another hour, and my back starts to hurt.

I try to incorporate the back pain into my meditation somehow, but then my legs cramp up.

Soon, I tire of controlling my breathing and start dozing off, nearly falling onto my side.

“Maybe I need to try this again when I’ve had enough sleep,” I say to the paused screen. “Or maybe Headspace happens when you go to sleep?”

Darian has no answers for this, so I yawn and get out of the meditation pose.

“Maybe just a quick nap,” I say, stretching out on my bed.

I expect to have difficulty falling asleep with the light streaming from the window, but as soon as my eyes close, a wave of pleasant drowsiness drags me into unconsciousness.

My stomach makes a loud growl. So loud, in fact, that I wake up.

Lying in a lazy haze, I contemplate going back to sleep. It doesn’t seem likely to happen, though, so I open my eyes.

I’m in my room, and it’s midday.

That was a nice nap. I could get used to this perk of unemployment.

Getting up, I realize I didn’t get any dream visions as I slept. So I guess Headspace isn’t dream space, which in turn means I didn’t complete my meditation properly.

Oh, well.

I check the phone.

It’s 12:35 p.m., which means I’m late for my lunch with Rose.

Springing into action, I get ready and head out.

As I walk through the shops of Le District, I uncover a flaw in our plan. We didn’t agree on a specific restaurant, and there are many here.

To make matters worse, Rose doesn’t believe in cell phones, so I can’t just text her to find out where she is.

Figuring this is as good a time as any to rely on my intuition, I let my legs carry me where they want.

My seer powers are alive and kicking. It takes me but a minute to locate Rose. She’s standing in line at a place with the most heavenly smells, and I realize I could’ve just let my nose do the searching instead of my psychic mojo.

I examine the line she’s standing in and do a double take.

Rose isn’t alone.

Standing here, in the middle of all these people, is Vlad, Rose’s broody, much younger-looking vampire lover.

And, he’s the least broody I’ve ever seen him. The corners of his eyes are crinkled in a hint of a smile as he listens to something Rose is saying.

I approach Rose and give her a greeting hug.

When I pull back, Rose worriedly darts her gaze from me to Vlad. I extend my hand for Vlad to shake, and she visibly relaxes.

Note to self: don’t get too touchy with Rose’s significant other.

“I take it you can be out during the day?” I ask Vlad, letting go of his icy hand.

It then clicks that I’m referring to his nature in public. However, the Mandate doesn’t make me hurt, so perhaps the statement is too ambiguous to cause trouble.

“Don’t believe every rumor you hear,” Vlad says noncommittally. The earlier hint of a smile is gone, but he still sounds courteous.

“Clearly,” I say and look at Rose. “How was your stroll?”

“Most delightful.” She reaches over to clasp Vlad’s hand. “We’ll probably resume it after lunch.”

“Where do you guys want to sit?” I ask, looking at the people around us. “I was going to tell you something rather private.”

“We can get a table over there.” Rose points at the empty row of tables with inferior views but superior privacy. “Besides”—she squeezes Vlad’s hand—“I just heard some of the story.”

Of course.

Vlad was there when the Council interrogated me, so he knows quite a bit of what took place.

We make small talk for the rest of our wait in the line. Then Rose orders some savory crepes, I get myself a Croque Madame sandwich, and Vlad gets a coffee.

“Do vampires follow an exclusively liquid diet?” I whisper as soon as we get to the most distant table—out of earshot of non-supernatural ears.

“I’m not actually going to drink this.” Vlad places the coffee in front of Rose. “I just wanted to purchase something.”

“That’s very nice of you.” I hungrily cut up my sandwich, letting the soft egg yolk run all over my plate.

“You’re dilly-dallying,” Rose says. “Tell me your story.” She salts her crepe, earning a chiding look from Vlad. Is he worried about her blood pressure?

I’m salivating for my food, so I rattle out a short version of the events, from the TV performance with the first-ever vision to the zombie attacks that followed to the showdown with Beatrice and the two variations of my encounter with the Council—vision and real.

When I mention that Gaius threatened Ariel’s life to get me to stay quiet about his and Darian’s involvement in the TV performance, Vlad’s expression darkens.

Crap.

Vlad is Gaius’s boss—the head of the Enforcers—and Gaius admitted he wasn’t acting in official capacity when he helped Darian. He was doing it to get a vision.

Did I just mess up?

“You don’t think he’ll still do something to Ariel, do you?” I say uncertainly, looking at Rose for support.

“Vlad isn’t going to confront him. Right, dear?” Rose lays a calming hand on Vlad’s forearm.

Vlad’s mouth tightens. “Gaius is too ambitious for his own good.”

“If he tries something, you’ll put him in his place again,” Rose says soothingly. “If I give you a—”

“Let Sasha continue with her tale,” Vlad interrupts. “I won’t confront Gaius about this. Not yet, at least.”

I want to know what Rose was about to say when he interrupted her, but I can tell it would be rude to ask. So I finally bite into my sandwich. The combination of ham, melty cheese, and crunchy bread complements the sauce and the egg so perfectly that I vow to write the place a glowing review.

And maybe marry the chef, sight unseen.

“You wouldn’t have let the Council actually kill Sasha if the vote had gone according to her dream vision, would you?” Rose gives Vlad a stern look as I continue to stuff my face.

“I’m sure Nero would’ve stopped the execution long before I would’ve had to interfere,” Vlad says, and the crease in his forehead returns to its natural gloomy position.

Is he right?

In my vision, Nero did step forward to say something, right after that vote. Maybe he was about to say, “Councilors, that is my cash cow you just voted to kill. That’s a no-go. She’s mine to torment, and anyone objecting will be ripped to shreds—”

“You take your Enforcer responsibilities far too seriously,” Rose tells Vlad before taking a large bite of her crepe.

I study Vlad curiously. “Why do you think Nero would’ve protected me?”

“He offered to be your Mentor.” Vlad’s dark eyes seem to suck in the light of the halogen lamps around us. “That was the first time he’d ever done that.”

“And probably the last,” I say, stabbing what’s left of my sandwich. “As I said, I quit his stupid Mentorship.”

Vlad gives Rose an unreadable look.

I use this opportunity to place another heavenly morsel into my mouth.

No one says anything as I chew. Is Nero’s Mentorship a taboo subject?

To break the awkward silence, I proceed with my story, filling in any gaps they might’ve had when it comes to what happened with the orcs. Then I finish by telling them about the late Harper.

Vlad’s face now resembles a tropical sky before a hurricane. “Gaius should’ve reported the club incident to me.” His voice is biting.

Rose is frowning too, but she lays a hand on his arm again, massaging the tense muscle gently. “It wasn’t Earth, dear. If he was going to report it to anyone, it would’ve been the Gomorrah authorities.”

His nostrils flare. “Fine. But we’re still going to have a talk one of these days.”

I swallow the last bits of my sandwich and attempt to diffuse the grim atmosphere. “So,” I say with forced brightness. “Vlad, you’re out during daytime. You couldn’t explain before. Can you do so now?”

Rose and Vlad exchange a quick glance, and she says, “His kind can be out during the day without any ill effects.” She smiles at him shyly. “They do, or did, hunt at night like many other predators, so that’s probably where the human legends stem from.”

“We’re usually too busy during the day to be prancing around,” Vlad clarifies. “Since we don’t need to sleep, we do our work during the day and enjoy leisure activities”—he looks meaningfully at Rose—“at night.”

“Except you’re here during the day,” I observe.

“I’m with Rose whenever possible,” he says, that hint of a smile returning.

Oh no.

Are they about to make out again?

As happy as I am for them, it was really awkward to witness the last time.

“Did you know Rasputin?” I ask Vlad, in part to prevent the public display of affection and in part because I really want to know. “Or were you in France during his time?”

“I knew him when I lived in Russia.” Vlad’s black eyes take on a distant look. “But I was in France when he got into all that trouble with the St. Petersburg Council—”

“Wait,” I say. “What trouble?”

“You don’t gain fame in the human world without consequences,” Vlad says. “As you found out yourself.”

That’s right. Rasputin became an almost mythical figure—which goes against the spirit of the Mandate and probably pissed off the Cognizant around him.

“So what happened?” I ask, meeting Vlad’s unblinking gaze.

“From what I’ve heard, Grigori faked his death and went into exile somewhere.” Vlad shrugs. “Obviously, a seer—especially one that powerful—wouldn’t let himself be poisoned by mere humans, let alone get shot by them, then beaten and drowned, as the history books say.”

“But how do you fake something so intricate?” I ask. “All the online articles say—”

“How did the people in that TV studio forget the zombie attack?” Rose winks at Vlad before looking back at me. “How did the people at that Vegas hotel explain the shootings when you and Ariel battled Beatrice?”

“Of course.” I pat my lips with a napkin. “If Rasputin had help from a vampire, glamour could’ve been used to make humans believe any story.”

“It sure explains why the legend of Rasputin’s murder sounds so farfetched,” Rose says. “Don’t trust anything you read in human records. Those are highly unreliable.”

Vlad doesn’t look comfortable speaking about his kind’s powers so openly, but he does nod in agreement.

“So is everything known about Rasputin fake, then?” I ask, looking at Vlad. “Or just his death?”

“Anything can be faked,” he says. “But some information is not worth covering up, so I doubt it was.”

“What about children?” I ask. “Human history says he had some.”

“I wouldn’t trust that,” Rose says. “If he had children, he would’ve taken steps to conceal their identities before he went into exile.”

“He might’ve also taken them with him,” Vlad says.

“Do you have any idea where he went?” I ask him.

“No.” Vlad hands a wad of napkins to Rose. “If such information were known, Grigori would be dead. He really made a mess of things in St. Petersburg.”

I look hopefully at Rose.

She shrugs, wiping her hands. “If Vlad doesn’t know, I wouldn’t either,” she says. “I only knew of Rasputin by his reputation.”

I sigh in disappointment—which is when the sense of danger returns, stronger than ever.

Rose frowns at me, and Vlad raises a questioning eyebrow.

I must look as pale as I feel.

“Someone just walked over my grave,” I say quietly, and as though in reply, my phone rings again.

Chapter Three

I look at the “Private” label, take a calming breath, and unlock the phone.

One of the apps I installed reveals a number that doesn’t look familiar, but does have a local 718 area code.

“Give me a sec,” I tell Vlad and Rose and Google the number.

No luck.

I forward the number to Felix along with a text message.

App revealed the private caller, but I still don’t know who it is. Can you help?

Felix replies almost instantly.

Have a ton of work to do now but will tackle this as soon as I can.

I thank him and turn my attention back to Vlad and Rose. “Someone has been calling me for some reason,” I explain. “It’s probably nothing, but Felix is on it.”

“You let us know if it’s trouble.” Rose curves her hands around the cup of coffee Vlad purchased. “You’ve been through enough already. I refuse to let someone hurt you again.”

“Oh, thank you. You’re so sweet.” I shake my head in the hopes of clearing away the adrenaline overload, then recall that I have the world’s best stress relief with me today.

“Do you want to see something cool?” I ask my companions.

“A magic trick?” Rose’s face lights up, giving me a glimpse into her long-ago childhood.

Vlad raises both eyebrows.

“I know the Council forbade me from performing for humans,” I say to Vlad. “But if I show an effect to the two of you, it should be fine.”

Rose gives Vlad a beseeching look.

“If it’s something only we can see,” he says, “there’s no problem.”

“It’s a close-up effect,” I promise. “Now, Rose, do you want to be my helper, or should it be Vlad?”

“Me,” Rose shouts in the voice of a ten-year-old. “Pick me!”

I look at Vlad, and he nods, the tiny smile back in the corners of his eyes.

“Rose,” I say, my hands going into my pockets, “please name any playing card out loud.”

“Seven of clubs,” Rose says without a second thought.

Inwardly, I’m dancing a jig, but outwardly, I just nod approvingly and take my right hand out of my pocket.

“Please shuffle these,” I tell Vlad and pantomime a riffle shuffle for him.

Vlad takes the cards out of the box and expertly gives them a table riffle.

“Thanks. Now put them back into the box and give them to Rose to hold between her hands.”

I pantomime how Rose is to hold the cards, and Vlad places them gently into her outstretched hands. I can’t help but notice how he uses this chance to brush his fingers caressingly against her palm.

“Sorry for stating the obvious,” I say. “But just to point out, now that the cards are held this way, I can’t change anything about them.”

Rose nods.

“Now,” I say, fighting to keep the excitement out of my voice—the hardest part about being an illusionist for me. “Name a number between one and fifty-two.”

“Forty-two,” Rose says without thinking again.

“Are you sure?” I ask. “You didn’t say it because it is, say, the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything in a famous book?”

“Can I change it to twenty-four?” Rose holds the cards tighter in her hands.

“Hmm.” I scratch my chin, pretending to consider it. “I’ll tell you what… I’ll let you change your mind if that’s what you want.” She looks at me eagerly as I continue. “In fact, I’ll even let you change your twenty-four for something else if you wish, but only if you do so in the next five seconds.”

I start to count silently with my fingers.

“I like twenty-four,” Rose says after some consideration. “I’m sticking with it.”

“You sure?” I put on my best poker face.

“Positive,” Rose says. “Twenty-four.”

“Okay. So your free choices are the seven of clubs and twenty-four. Correct?”

“Yes.” Like many people in this situation, Rose begins to look uneasy.

“And you could’ve changed your mind,” I remind her.

She nods, her uneasiness growing visibly.

Channeling my best illusionist impersonation, I pointedly stare at her hands.

The hands that are clutching the deck of cards as though Rose’s life depends on it.

“No,” she says. “That would be impossible.”

“Please take the cards from the box and count to the twenty-fourth one,” I say imperiously. “Let’s see if we can see the impossible become possible.”

Rose takes the cards out and begins to count.

On ten, her hands begin to shake with either fear or excitement—it’s hard to differentiate.

On twenty-four, I can tell she doesn’t want to turn over the card, so I prod her, saying, “Please turn over the card. I don’t want to touch it and be accused of some kind of sleight of hand.”

Rose turns over the twenty-fourth card.

It’s the seven of clubs.

Rose’s eyes turn into tea saucers, but Vlad looks annoyingly calm, all things considered.

“How?” Rose mutters. “Did you master your powers already?”

“Vlad shuffled those cards,” I remind her, but the high I was feeling from Rose’s initial reaction is ruined. I don’t need to be a seer to know that her theory is how everyone will explain a huge chunk of everything I’ve been doing. “You would have to have been the seer, not me, to guess the card’s location so easily.”

She nods, but uncertainly.

“I wasn’t done anyway,” I say, and it’s the truth. “This next part can’t be explained by seer powers at all.” I take the seven of clubs into my right hand and make a stylish gesture.

The card disappears from my hand.

Rose gasps.

“It didn’t actually evaporate.” I show my hand on both sides and wink conspiratorially. “The card teleported.”

I stare at Rose’s pocket, and when she sees where I’m looking, she puts her hand to her chest, as though she’s about to faint.

“Please put your hand into the pocket.” I point.

Rose gingerly obeys—and when she touches the card inside, she jumps as though it’s a rabid tarantula.

“Take it out,” I order. “Let’s see what card it is.”

As if working under water, Rose takes out the card and turns it over.

The card is the seven of clubs.

Rose audibly gasps. “I don’t think I want to know how you did that. And I’m a witch.”

I smile, the earlier dopamine high returning.

“Aren’t you impressed?” Rose asks Vlad after she regains her composure.

I can’t blame her for asking. Vlad’s face was completely expressionless throughout the proceedings, as though I’d just read the menu instead of performing some of the best effects from my repertoire.

Maybe he’s one of those people who feels the sense of awe on the inside, like my dad, instead of showing it on his face, like Ariel and Rose?

“I know how you did that,” Vlad says, his face as passive as before. If he were Felix, he’d look triumphant right about now. “However, since Rose said she doesn’t want to know how it’s done, I’ll keep quiet.”

“I just had a change of heart,” Rose says. Turning toward Vlad, she makes puppy eyes at him, and in an exaggeratingly pleading (and somewhat disturbing) voice, she adds, “Please. Please tell me.”

“How can I refuse?” Vlad gives me an apologetic look. “May I?”

“It’s a free country,” I say as calmly as I can. Gathering the cards into their box, I pocket them and mutter, “Besides, what are the chances you actually know what I did?”

“The card in Rose’s pocket.” Vlad gently pats Rose’s side. “You planted it there when you hugged her.”

“She did?” Rose looks at me admiringly. “I thought you were just really happy to see me.”

“One would have to be very skilled to put that card in there so fast and without Rose feeling anything,” I say to Vlad noncommittally. “Are you sure about that theory?”

He crosses his arms and nods.

Damn vampires.

They must have supernatural attention to detail because I did exactly what he said. It’s called put-pocketing and is the closest to pickpocketing I get with my close friends. Both pick and put-pocketing are among the core skills I’ve developed over the years of fantasizing about my own show, and despite Vlad catching me, I’m still glad to have had a chance to practice it.

“Now let me explain how your card was at your chosen number,” Vlad says and pointedly looks at Rose instead of me. “The deck of cards used was made up of fifty-two identical sevens of clubs—so every number you named would’ve yielded the same result.”

“Again, are you sure about that?” I smile cockily and take out the deck from my left pocket.

As cool as an Antarctic cucumber, I take the cards out of the box and make a stylish fan—displaying the different indices for them both to see.

“That’s not the deck I shuffled,” Vlad says with unshakable confidence. “That one is in your right pocket.”

If I ever create a show for the Cognizant, I will have a new rule—no vampires in the audience. Or perhaps no Vlad. I’ll need to check if other vampires are as annoyingly attentive as he is.

I’m tempted to deny having a deck in my right pocket, but that would open me to the possibility of Vlad checking my pants.

Rose wouldn’t like him checking my pants. Not even a little bit.

I decide to sidestep the issue. “To have a whole deck of seven of clubs in my pocket implies I knew Rose would name that exact card, and so does put-pocketing a seven of clubs into Rose’s pocket during a hug. But how could I know she’d name the seven of clubs? Did I make her say it?” Deciding to throw in a little lie, I add, “She had the chance to change her mind.”

“That’s true,” Vlad says thoughtfully—and I inwardly smile.

I didn’t actually give Rose the chance to change the card after she named it; I was too happy she said what I wanted her to say to risk such a thing. Instead, I made a big deal about letting her change the number she’d named.

“So,” I say to Vlad. “Your whole chain of logic crumbles.”

“You used your seer powers,” Vlad says, but without earlier conviction. “You foresaw what card she would settle on.”

“Wrong.” I grin. “I told you earlier; I didn’t use my power for this effect.”

“But wouldn’t you say that regardless?” Rose rubs her temples.

“I didn’t use my powers,” I repeat. “I can swear any oath you’d like. For that matter, I’d let you use your powers to see if I’m telling the truth.”

This isn’t a bluff. The way I knew Rose would name that card is so much simpler that I can’t believe she doesn’t realize it. A year ago, I was performing for Rose and asked her to name any card. She named the seven of clubs. Then, a few months later, I was doing another, similar effect, and she named the same card. So I decided to take a gamble today. Had she named any other card, I would’ve taken the normal all-cards-different deck and performed another one of the countless card tricks in my repertoire.