Smile E-Book

Darren Hobson

• Herausgeber: BookRix
• Kategorie: Poesie und Drama
• Sprache: Englisch

Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2016

Beschreibung

This poet finally brings a smile to your face describing in poetry form exactly where to find that elusive smile, no hiding place is left untouched and he will share his smiling memories with you. So if you are in need of a smile you are in the right place.

Every single poem is linked to the world of the smile from delicate verses to short stories bringing sunshine into every readers world.

This indie poet continues to craft poetry that will bring warmth and laughter to the wider audience.

Leseprobe

Darren Hobson

Smile

You Nutter!

Dedicated as always to the one who makes me smile the most!BookRix GmbH & Co. KG81371 Munich

Laugh You Nutter.

   The best days have gone away,

Your clear thoughts have gone astray,

You walk with a limp,

Bad case of the piles,

Hoping it will blow over,

Like a tornado,

Rattling the tiles,

Your job does not pay well,

The bills are getting higher,

You have offended the loyal cat,

And the goldfish called you are liar,

The ants in the sugar are not happy,

Because you bought the discount brand,

And when you were cutting out coupons,

You almost cut off your hand,

There are many things that could go right,

And many more that could wrong,

You tried to heed the advice,

But smiling was not your type of song,

So when the tree falls on your house,

Or the home is overrun with a mouse,

Do not exaggerate it could be worse,

It is not some end of the world curse,

Just something to laugh at,

So breathe in once again,

See it is not you to blame,

And remember to laugh you nutter!

And that annoying fly,

Is beating you ten nil,

On the game console Wii,

And the postman is pissing on your drive,

The car has out of date tax,

And the tyres are bold as brass,

What you need to do,

To keep yourself alive,

And keep the bailiffs from the door,

And keeping up some pride,

And slipping on a banana skin,

Means you failed to disagree,

You cracked the steamed up mirror,

And now you are thinking, silly,

With all the germs they imported,

From an exotic land called Germany,

They would have thought better,

To contact Frank in France,

If I’d known earlier,

That another war was to break out,

I would have changed my underpants,

And they say the grass is always greener,

On the other side of the wall,

But did you see all the additives and colours,

Toxic tastes and all,

You won’t get me dancing on your toxic green,

I’d rather take my chances,

Under the foreign trees so evergreen,

And when the whole world goes to pot,

And there does not seem to be a plan,

Remember to smile for a while,

And remember while you can,

And don’t forgot the golden rule,

And how not to become a fool,

Look in the mirror, start to grin,

And then smile you nutter!

Genius.

   I wish I was a genius,

And getting recognition,

For something,

Bright and new,

But here I am,

A poet,

Writing verse,

On my points of view,

Finding the right blend,

Of sweet saviour words

As if I was making coffee,

Don’t you know?

Did you ever see?

Such exquisite taste,

In your poetry?

I wish I was genius,

Wining a noble prize,

Getting headline news,

Whilst getting soap in my eyes,

Shining and fresh,

Straight from the shower,

My brain cells would,

Multiply by the hour,

But here I am a poet,

Low down on the score,

Only one person reviews my work,

I would like some more,

But I should be grateful,

For the thousand eBooks downloaded,

Even if it means,

I will never be famous and loaded,

So off I go to work,

Working nine to five,

Doing something negative and mundane,

Just to keep me alive,

And all the thoughts in my head,

In the end will go up in smoke,

Getting tired doing nothing,

Is really some kind of joke?

So thank you Drew for helping me,

Shift a few more copies of my work,

Sorry if my writings sometimes,

Make me look like an arrogant jerk,

Maybe one day,

I will be a genius like you,

Until then my long haired friend,

Be great in what you do!

Keep the world guessing,

On what you are doing next,

Keep calm and sod being vexed!