UNCLE LOT.
And so I am to write a story--but
of what, and where? Shall it be radiant with the sky of Italy? or
eloquent with the beau ideal of Greece? Shall it breathe odor and
languor from the orient, or chivalry from the occident? or gayety
from France? or vigor from England? No, no; these are all too
old--too romance-like--too obviously picturesque for me. No; let me
turn to my own land--my own New England; the land of bright fires
and strong hearts; the land of deeds, and not of words; the
land of fruits, and not of flowers; the land often spoken against,
yet always respected; "the latchet of whose shoes the nations of
the earth are not worthy to unloose."
Now, from this very heroic
apostrophe, you may suppose that I have something very heroic to
tell. By no means. It is merely a little introductory breeze of
patriotism, such as occasionally brushes over every mind,
bearing on its wings the remembrance of all we ever loved or
cherished in the land of our early years; and if it should seem to
be rodomontade to any people in other parts of the earth, let them
only imagine it to be said about "Old Kentuck," old England, or any
other corner of the world in which they happened to be born, and
they will find it quite rational.
But, as touching our story, it is
time to begin. Did you ever see the little village of Newbury, in
New England? I dare say you never did; for it was just one of those
out of the way places where nobody ever came unless they came on
purpose: a green little hollow, wedged like a bird's nest between
half a dozen high hills, that kept off the wind and kept out
foreigners; so that the little place was as straitly sui
generis as if there were not another in the world. The inhabitants
were all of that respectable old standfast family who make it a
point to be born, bred, married, die, and be buried all in the
selfsame spot. There were just so many houses, and just so many
people lived in them; and nobody ever seemed to be sick, or to
die either, at least while I was there. The natives grew old till
they could not grow any older, and then they stood still, and
lasted from generation to generation. There was, too, an
unchangeability about all the externals of Newbury. Here was a
red house, and there was a brown house, and across the way was a
yellow house; and there was a straggling rail fence or a tribe of
mullein stalks between. The minister lived here, and 'Squire Moses
lived there, and Deacon Hart lived under the hill, and Messrs.
Nadab and Abihu Peters lived by
the cross road, and the old
"widder" Smith lived by the meeting house, and Ebenezer Camp kept a
shoemaker's shop on one side, and Patience Mosely kept a milliner's
shop in front; and there was old Comfort Scran, who kept store for
the whole town, and sold axe heads, brass thimbles, licorice
ball, fancy handkerchiefs, and every thing else you can think of.
Here, too, was the general post office, where you might see letters
marvellously folded, directed wrong side upward, stamped with a
thimble, and superscribed to some of the Dollys, or Pollys, or
Peters, or Moseses aforenamed or not named.
For the rest, as to manners,
morals, arts, and sciences, the people in Newbury always went to
their parties at three o'clock in the afternoon, and came home
before dark; always stopped all work the minute the sun was down on
Saturday night; always went to meeting on Sunday; had a school
house with all the ordinary inconveniences; were in neighborly
charity with each other; read their Bibles, feared their God, and
were content with such things as they had--the best philosophy,
after all. Such was the place into which Master James Benton made
an irruption in the year eighteen hundred and no matter what. Now,
this James is to be our hero, and he is just the hero for a
sensation--at least, so you would have thought, if you had been
in Newbury the week after his arrival. Master James was one of
those whole-hearted, energetic Yankees, who rise in the world
as naturally as cork does in water. He possessed a great share of
that characteristic national trait so happily denominated
"cuteness," which signifies an ability to do every thing without
trying, and to know every thing without learning, and to make more
use of one's ignorance than other people do of their knowledge.
This quality in James was mingled with an elasticity of animal
spirits, a buoyant cheerfulness of mind, which, though found in the
New England character, perhaps, as often as any where else, is
not ordinarily regarded as one of its distinguishing traits.
As to the personal appearance of
our hero, we have not much to say of it--not half so much as the
girls in Newbury found it necessary to remark, the first Sabbath
that he shone out in the meeting house. There was a saucy frankness
of countenance, a knowing roguery of eye, a joviality and
prankishness of demeanor, that was wonderfully captivating,
especially to the ladies.
It is true that Master James had
an uncommonly comfortable opinion of himself, a full faith that
there was nothing in creation that he could not learn and could
not do; and this faith was maintained with an abounding and
triumphant joyfulness, that fairly carried your sympathies along
with him, and made you feel quite as much delighted with his
qualifications and prospects as he felt himself. There are two
kinds of self-sufficiency; one is amusing, and the other is
provoking. His was the amusing kind. It seemed, in truth, to be
only the buoyancy and overflow of a vivacious mind, delighted
with every thing delightful,
in himself or others. He was
always ready to magnify his own praise, but quite as ready to exalt
his neighbor, if the channel of discourse ran that way: his own
perfections being more completely within his knowledge, he rejoiced
in them more constantly; but, if those of any one else came within
the same range, he was quite as much astonished and edified as if
they had been his own.
Master James, at the time of his
transit to the town of Newbury, was only eighteen years of
age; so that it was difficult to say which predominated in him
most, the boy or the man. The belief that he could, and the
determination that he would, be something in the world had caused
him to abandon his home, and, with all his worldly effects tied
in a blue cotton pocket handkerchief, to proceed to seek his
fortune in Newbury. And never did stranger in Yankee village rise
to promotion with more unparalleled rapidity, or boast a greater
plurality of employment. He figured as schoolmaster all the week,
and as chorister on Sundays, and taught singing and reading in
the evenings, besides studying Latin and Greek with the minister,
nobody knew when; thus fitting for college, while he seemed to be
doing every thing else in the world besides.
James understood every art and
craft of popularity, and made himself mightily at home in all the
chimney corners of the region round about; knew the geography of
every body's cider barrel and apple bin, helping himself and every
one else therefrom with all bountifulness; rejoicing in the good
things of this life, devouring the old ladies' doughnuts and
pumpkin pies with most flattering appetite, and appearing equally
to relish every body and thing that came in his way.
The degree and versatility of his
acquirements were truly wonderful. He knew all about arithmetic and
history, and all about catching squirrels and planting corn; made
poetry and hoe handles with equal celerity; wound yarn and took out
grease spots for old ladies, and made nosegays and knickknacks for
young ones; caught trout Saturday afternoons, and discussed
doctrines on Sundays, with equal adroitness and effect. In
short, Mr. James moved on through the place
"Victorious,
Happy and
glorious,"
welcomed and privileged by every
body in every place; and when he had told his last ghost story, and
fairly flourished himself out of doors at the close of a long
winter's evening, you might see the hard face of the good man of
the house still phosphorescent with his departing radiance, and
hear him exclaim, in a paroxysm of admiration, that "Jemeses talk
re'ely did beat all; that he was sartainly most a miraculous
cre'tur!"
It was wonderfully contrary to
the buoyant activity of Master James's mind to
keep a school. He had, moreover,
so much of the boy and the rogue in his composition, that he could
not be strict with the iniquities of the curly pates under his
charge; and when he saw how determinately every little heart was
boiling over with mischief and motion, he felt in his soul more
disposed to join in and help them to a frolic than to lay justice
to the line, as was meet. This would have made a sad case, had it
not been that the activity of the master's mind communicated itself
to his charge, just as the reaction of one brisk little spring
will fill a manufactory with motion; so that there was more of an
impulse towards study in the golden, good-natured day of James
Benton than in the time of all that went before or came after
him.
But when "school was out,"
James's spirits foamed over as naturally as a tumbler of soda
water, and he could jump over benches and burst out of doors with
as much rapture as the veriest little elf in his company. Then you
might have seen him stepping homeward with a most felicitous
expression of countenance, occasionally reaching his hand through
the fence for a bunch of currants, or over it after a flower, or
bursting into some back yard to help an old lady empty her wash
tub, or stopping to pay his devoirs to Aunt This or Mistress That,
for James well knew the importance of the "powers that be," and
always kept the sunny side of the old ladies.
We shall not answer for James's
general flirtations, which were sundry and manifold; for he had
just the kindly heart that fell in love with every thing in
feminine shape that came in his way, and if he had not been
blessed with an equal facility in falling out again, we do not
know what ever would have become of him. But at length he came into
an abiding captivity, and it is quite time that he should; for,
having devoted thus much space to the illustration of our hero, it
is fit we should do something in behalf of our heroine; and,
therefore, we must beg the reader's attention while we draw a
diagram or two that will assist him in gaining a right idea of
her.
Do you see yonder brown house,
with its broad roof sloping almost to the ground on one side, and a
great, unsupported, sun bonnet of a piazza shooting out over the
front door? You must often have noticed it; you have seen its tall
well sweep, relieved against the clear evening sky, or observed the
feather beds and bolsters lounging out of its chamber windows on a
still summer morning; you recollect its gate, that swung with a
chain and a great stone; its pantry window, latticed with little
brown slabs, and looking out upon a forest of bean poles. You
remember the zephyrs that used to play among its pea brush, and
shake the long tassels of its corn patch, and how vainly any zephyr
might essay to perform similar flirtations with the considerate
cabbages that were solemnly vegetating near by. Then there was the
whole neighborhood of purple-leaved beets and feathery parsnips;
there were the billows of gooseberry bushes rolled up by the fence,
interspersed with
rows of quince trees; and far off
in one corner was one little patch, penuriously devoted to
ornament, which flamed with marigolds, poppies, snappers, and four-
o'clocks. Then there was a little box by itself with one rose
geranium in it, which seemed to look around the garden as much like
a stranger as a French dancing master in a Yankee meeting
house.
That is the dwelling of Uncle Lot
Griswold. Uncle Lot, as he was commonly called, had a character
that a painter would sketch for its lights and contrasts
rather than its symmetry. He was a chestnut burr, abounding with
briers without and with substantial goodness within. He had the
strong-grained practical sense, the calculating worldly wisdom of
his class of people in New England; he had, too, a kindly heart;
but all the strata of his character were crossed by a vein of surly
petulance, that, half way between joke and earnest, colored every
thing that he said and did.
If you asked a favor of Uncle
Lot, he generally kept you arguing half an hour, to prove that you
really needed it, and to tell you that he could not all the while
be troubled with helping one body or another, all which time you
might observe him regularly making his preparations to grant your
request, and see, by an odd glimmer of his eye, that he was
preparing to let you hear the "conclusion of the whole matter,"
which was, "Well, well--I guess--I'll go, on the hull--I 'spose I
must, at least;" so off he would go and work while the day lasted,
and then wind up with a farewell exhortation "not to be a callin'
on your neighbors when you could get along without." If any of
Uncle Lot's neighbors were in any trouble, he was always at hand to
tell them that "they shouldn't a' done so;" that "it was strange
they couldn't had more sense;" and then to close his exhortations
by laboring more diligently than any to bring them out of their
difficulties, groaning in spirit, meanwhile, that folks would make
people so much trouble.
"Uncle Lot, father wants to know
if you will lend him your hoe to-day," says a little boy, making
his way across a cornfield.
"Why don't your father use his
own hoe?" "Ours is broke."
"Broke! How came it broke?"
"I broke it yesterday, trying to
hit a squirrel."
"What business had you to be
hittin' squirrels with a hoe? say!" "But father wants to borrow
yours."
"Why don't you have that mended?
It's a great pester to have every body usin' a body's
things."
"Well, I can borrow one some
where else, I suppose," says the suppliant. After the boy has
stumbled across the ploughed ground, and is fairly over the fence,
Uncle Lot calls,--
"Halloo, there, you little
rascal! what are you goin' off without the hoe for?" "I didn't know
as you meant to lend it."
"I didn't say I wouldn't, did I?
Here, come and take it.--stay, I'll bring it; and do tell your
father not to be a lettin' you hunt squirrels with his hoes next
time."
Uncle Lot's household consisted
of Aunt Sally, his wife, and an only son and daughter; the former,
at the time our story begins, was at a neighboring literary
institution. Aunt Sally was precisely as clever, as easy to be
entreated, and kindly in externals, as her helpmate was the
reverse. She was one of those respectable, pleasant old ladies whom
you might often have met on the way to church on a Sunday, equipped
with a great fan and a psalm book, and carrying some dried orange
peel or a stalk of fennel, to give to the children if they were
sleepy in meeting. She was as cheerful and domestic as the tea
kettle that sung by her kitchen fire, and slipped along among
Uncle Lot's angles and peculiarities as if there never was any
thing the matter in the world; and the same mantle of sunshine
seemed to have fallen on Miss Grace, her only daughter.
Pretty in her person and pleasant
in her ways, endowed with native self- possession and address,
lively and chatty, having a mind and a will of her own, yet
good-humored withal, Miss Grace was a universal favorite. It would
have puzzled a city lady to understand how Grace, who never was out
of Newbury in her life, knew the way to speak, and act, and behave,
on all occasions, exactly as if she had been taught how. She was
just one of those wild flowers which you may sometimes see waving
its little head in the woods, and looking so civilized and
garden-like, that you wonder if it really did come up and grow
there by nature. She was an adept in all household concerns, and
there was something amazingly pretty in her energetic way of
bustling about, and "putting things to rights." Like most Yankee
damsels, she had a longing after the tree of knowledge, and, having
exhausted the literary fountains of a district school, she
fell to reading whatsoever came in her way. True, she had but
little to read; but what she perused she had her own thoughts upon,
so that a person of information, in talking with her, would feel a
constant wondering pleasure to find that she had so much more to
say of this, that, and the other thing than he expected.
Uncle Lot, like every one else,
felt the magical brightness of his daughter, and was delighted with
her praises, as might be discerned by his often finding occasion to
remark that "he didn't see why the boys need to be all the time a'
comin' to see Grace, for she was nothing so extror'nary, after
all." About all matters and things at home she generally had her
own way, while Uncle Lot would scold and give up with a regular
good grace that was quite creditable.
"Father," says Grace, "I want to
have a party next week."
"You sha'n't go to havin' your
parties, Grace. I always have to eat bits and ends a fortnight
after you have one, and I won't have it so." And so Uncle Lot
walked out, and Aunt Sally and Miss Grace proceeded to make the
cake and pies for the party.
When Uncle Lot came home, he saw
a long array of pies and rows of cakes on the kitchen table.
"Grace--Grace--Grace, I say! What
is all this here flummery for?"
"Why, it is to eat, father," said
Grace, with a good-natured look of consciousness.
Uncle Lot tried his best to look
sour; but his visage began to wax comical as he looked at his merry
daughter; so he said nothing, but quietly sat down to his
dinner.
"Father," said Grace, after
dinner, "we shall want two more candlesticks next week."
"Why, can't you have your party
with what you've got?" "No, father, we want two more."
"I can't afford it,
Grace--there's no sort of use on't--and you sha'n't have any." "O,
father, now do," said Grace.
"I won't, neither," said Uncle
Lot, as he sallied out of the house, and took the road to Comfort
Scran's store.
In half an hour he returned
again; and fumbling in his pocket, and drawing forth a candlestick,
levelled it at Grace.
"There's your candlestick."
"But, father, I said I wanted
two." "Why, can't you make one do?" "No, I can't; I must have
two."
"Well, then, there's t'other; and
here's a fol-de-rol for you to tie round your neck." So saying, he
bolted for the door, and took himself off with all speed. It was
much after this fashion that matters commonly went on in the brown
house.
But having tarried long on the
way, we must proceed with the main story.
James thought Miss Grace was a
glorious girl; and as to what Miss Grace thought of Master James,
perhaps it would not have been developed had she not been called
to stand on the defensive for him with Uncle Lot. For, from the
time that the whole village of Newbury began to be wholly given
unto the praise of Master James, Uncle Lot set his face as a flint
against him--from the laudable fear of following the multitude. He
therefore made conscience of stoutly gainsaying every thing that
was said in his behalf, which, as James was in high favor with Aunt
Sally, he had frequent opportunities to do.
So when Miss Grace perceived that
Uncle Lot did not like our hero as much as he ought to do, she, of
course, was bound to like him well enough to make up for it.
Certain it is that they were remarkably happy in finding
opportunities of being acquainted; that James waited on her, as a
matter of course, from singing school; that he volunteered making a
new box for her geranium on an improved plan; and above all, that
he was remarkably particular in his attentions to Aunt Sally-- a
stroke of policy which showed that James had a natural genius for
this sort of matters. Even when emerging from the meeting house in
full glory, with flute and psalm book under his arm, he would stop
to ask her how she did; and if it was cold weather, he would carry
her foot stove all the way home from meeting, discoursing upon the
sermon, and other serious matters, as Aunt Sally observed, "in the
pleasantest, prettiest way that ever ye see." This flute was one
of the crying sins of James in the eyes of Uncle Lot. James was
particularly fond of it, because he had learned to play on it by
intuition; and on the decease of the old pitchpipe, which was slain
by a fall from the gallery, he took the liberty to introduce the
flute in its place. For this, and other sins, and for the good
reasons above named, Uncle Lot's countenance was not towards
James, neither could he be moved to him-ward by any manner of
means.
To all Aunt Sally's good words
and kind speeches, he had only to say that "he
didn't like him; that he hated to
see him a' manifesting and glorifying there in the front gallery
Sundays, and a' acting every where as if he was master of all: he
didn't like it, and he wouldn't." But our hero was no whit cast
down or discomfited by the malcontent aspect of Uncle Lot. On the
contrary, when report was made to him of divers of his hard
speeches, he only shrugged his shoulders, with a very satisfied
air, and remarked that "he knew a thing or two for all that."
"Why, James," said his companion
and chief counsellor, "do you think Grace likes you?"
"I don't know," said our hero,
with a comfortable appearance of certainty. "But you can't get her,
James, if Uncle Lot is cross about it."
"Fudge! I can make Uncle Lot like
me if I have a mind to try."
"Well then, Jim, you'll have to
give up that flute of yours, I tell you now." "Fa, sol, la--I can
make him like me and my flute too."
"Why, how will you do it?"
"O, I'll work it," said our
hero.
"Well, Jim, I tell you now, you
don't know Uncle Lot if you say so; for he is just the settest
critter in his way that ever you saw."
"I do know Uncle Lot, though,
better than most folks; he is no more cross than I am; and as to
his being set, you have nothing to do but make him think he is in
his own way when he is in yours--that is all."
"Well," said the other, "but you
see I don't believe it."
"And I'll bet you a gray squirrel
that I'll go there this very evening, and get him to like me and my
flute both," said James.
Accordingly the late sunshine of
that afternoon shone full on the yellow buttons of James as he
proceeded to the place of conflict. It was a bright, beautiful
evening. A thunder storm had just cleared away, and the silver
clouds lay rolled up in masses around the setting sun; the rain
drops were sparkling and winking to each other over the ends of the
leaves, and all the bluebirds and robins, breaking forth into
song, made the little green valley as merry as a musical box.
James's soul was always
overflowing with that kind of poetry which consists in feeling
unspeakably happy; and it is not to be wondered at, considering
where he was going, that he should feel in a double ecstasy on the
present occasion. He stepped gayly along, occasionally springing
over a fence to the right to see whether the rain had swollen the
trout brook, or to the left to notice the ripening of Mr.
Somebody's watermelons--for James always had an eye on all his
neighbors' matters as well as his own.
In this way he proceeded till he
arrived at the picket fence that marked the commencement of Uncle
Lot's ground. Here he stopped to consider. Just then four or five
sheep walked up, and began also to consider a loose picket, which
was hanging just ready to drop off; and James began to look at the
sheep. "Well, mister," said he, as he observed the leader
judiciously drawing himself through the gap, "in with you--just
what I wanted;" and having waited a moment to ascertain that all
the company were likely to follow, he ran with all haste towards
the house, and swinging open the gate, pressed all breathless to
the door.
"Uncle Lot, there are four or
five sheep in your garden!" Uncle Lot dropped his whetstone and
scythe.
"I'll drive them out," said our
hero; and with that, he ran down the garden alley, and made a
furious descent on the enemy; bestirring himself, as Bunyan says,
"lustily and with good courage," till every sheep had skipped out
much quicker than it skipped in; and then, springing over the
fence, he seized a great stone, and nailed on the picket so
effectually that no sheep could possibly encourage the hope of
getting in again. This was all the work of a minute, and he
was back again; but so exceedingly out of breath that it was
necessary for him to stop a moment and rest himself. Uncle Lot
looked ungraciously satisfied.
"What under the canopy set you to
scampering so?" said he; "I could a' driv out them critturs
myself."
"If you are at all particular
about driving them out yourself, I can let them in again," said
James.
Uncle Lot looked at him with an
odd sort of twinkle in the corner of his eye. "'Spose I must ask
you to walk in," said he.
"Much obliged," said James; "but
I am in a great hurry." So saying, he started in very business-like
fashion towards the gate.
"You'd better jest stop a
minute."
"Can't stay a minute."
"I don't see what possesses you
to be all the while in sich a hurry; a body would think you had all
creation on your shoulders."
"Just my situation, Uncle Lot,"
said James, swinging open the gate.
"Well, at any rate, have a drink
of cider, can't ye?" said Uncle Lot, who was now quite engaged to
have his own way in the case.
James found it convenient to
accept this invitation, and Uncle Lot was twice as good-natured as
if he had staid in the first of the matter.
Once fairly forced into the
premises, James thought fit to forget his long walk and excess of
business, especially as about that moment Aunt Sally and Miss Grace
returned from an afternoon call. You may be sure that the last
thing these respectable ladies looked for was to find Uncle Lot and
Master James tête-à-tête, over a pitcher of cider; and when, as
they entered, our hero looked up with something of a mischievous
air, Miss Grace, in particular, was so puzzled that it took her at
least a quarter of an hour to untie her bonnet strings. But
James staid, and acted the agreeable to perfection. First, he must
needs go down into the garden to look at Uncle Lot's wonderful
cabbages, and then he promenaded all around the corn patch,
stopping every few moments and looking up with an appearance of
great gratification, as if he had never seen such corn in his
life; and then he examined Uncle Lot's favorite apple tree with an
expression of wonderful interest.
"I never!" he broke forth, having
stationed himself against the fence opposite to it; "what kind of
an apple tree is that?"
"It's a bellflower, or somethin'
another," said Uncle Lot.
"Why, where did you get it? I
never saw such apples!" said our hero, with his eyes still fixed on
the tree.
Uncle Lot pulled up a stalk or
two of weeds, and threw them over the fence, just to show that he
did not care any thing about the matter; and then he came up and
stood by James.
"Nothin' so remarkable, as I know
on," said he.
Just then, Grace came to say that
supper was ready. Once seated at table, it was
astonishing to see the perfect
and smiling assurance with which our hero continued his addresses
to Uncle Lot. It sometimes goes a great way towards making people
like us to take it for granted that they do already; and upon this
principle James proceeded. He talked, laughed, told stories, and
joked with the most fearless assurance, occasionally seconding his
words by looking Uncle Lot in the face, with a countenance so full
of good will as would have melted any snowdrift of prejudices in
the world.
James also had one natural
accomplishment, more courtier-like than all the diplomacy in
Europe, and that was the gift of feeling a real interest for any
body in five minutes; so that, if he began to please in jest, he
generally ended in earnest. With great simplicity of mind, he had a
natural tact for seeing into others, and watched their motions with
the same delight with which a child gazes at the wheels and springs
of a watch, to "see what it will do."
The rough exterior and latent
kindness of Uncle Lot were quite a spirit-stirring study; and when
tea was over, as he and Grace happened to be standing together in
the front door, he broke forth,--
"I do really like your father,
Grace!" "Do you?" said Grace.
"Yes, I do. He has something in
him, and I like him all the better for having to fish it
out."
"Well, I hope you will make him
like you," said Grace, unconsciously; and then she stopped, and
looked a little ashamed.
James was too well bred to see
this, or look as if Grace meant any more than she said--a kind of
breeding not always attendant on more fashionable polish--so he
only answered,--
"I think I shall, Grace, though I
doubt whether I can get him to own it."
"He is the kindest man that ever
was," said Grace; "and he always acts as if he was ashamed of
it."
James turned a little away, and
looked at the bright evening sky, which was glowing like a calm,
golden sea; and over it was the silver new moon, with one little
star to hold the candle for her. He shook some bright drops off
from a rosebush near by, and watched to see them shine as they
fell, while Grace stood very quietly waiting for him to speak
again.
"Grace," said he, at last, "I am
going to college this fall." "So you told me yesterday," said
Grace.
James stooped down over Grace's
geranium, and began to busy himself with pulling off all the dead
leaves, remarking in the mean while,--
"And if I do get him to like me,
Grace, will you like me too?" "I like you now very well," said
Grace.
"Come, Grace, you know what I
mean," said James, looking steadfastly at the top of the apple
tree.
"Well, I wish, then, you would
understand what I mean, without my saying any more about it," said
Grace.
"O, to be sure I will!" said our
hero, looking up with a very intelligent air; and so, as Aunt Sally
would say, the matter was settled, with "no words about it."
Now shall we narrate how our
hero, as he saw Uncle Lot approaching the door, had the impudence
to take out his flute, and put the parts together, arranging and
adjusting the stops with great composure?
"Uncle Lot," said he, looking up,
"this is the best flute that ever I saw." "I hate them tooting
critturs," said Uncle Lot, snappishly.
"I declare! I wonder how you
can," said James, "for I do think they exceed
"
So saying, he put the flute to
his mouth, and ran up and down a long flourish.
"There! what do you think of
that?" said he, looking in Uncle Lot's face with much
delight.
Uncle Lot turned and marched into
the house, but soon faced to the right-about, and came out again,
for James was fingering "Yankee Doodle"--that appropriate national
air for the descendants of the Puritans.
Uncle Lot's patriotism began to
bestir itself; and now, if it had been any thing, as he said, but
"that 'are flute"--as it was, he looked more than once at James's
fingers.
"How under the sun could you
learn to do that?" said he.
"O, it's easy enough," said
James, proceeding with another tune; and, having played it
through, he stopped a moment to examine the joints of his flute,
and in the mean time addressed Uncle Lot: "You can't think how
grand this is for pitching tunes--I always pitch the tunes on
Sunday with it."
"Yes; but I don't think it's a
right and fit instrument for the Lord's house," said Uncle
Lot.
"Why not? It is only a kind of a
long pitchpipe, you see," said James; "and, seeing the old one is
broken, and this will answer, I don't see why it is not better than
nothing."
"Why, yes, it may be better than
nothing," said Uncle Lot; "but, as I always tell Grace and my wife,
it ain't the right kind of instrument, after all; it ain't
solemn."
"Solemn!" said James; "that is
according as you work it: see here, now."
So saying, he struck up Old
Hundred, and proceeded through it with great perseverance.
"There, now!" said he.
"Well, well, I don't know but it
is," said Uncle Lot; "but, as I said at first, I don't like the
look of it in meetin'."
"But yet you really think it is
better than nothing," said James, "for you see I couldn't pitch my
tunes without it."
"Maybe 'tis," said Uncle Lot;
"but that isn't sayin' much."
This, however, was enough for
Master James, who soon after departed, with his flute in his
pocket, and Grace's last words in his heart; soliloquizing as he
shut the gate, "There, now, I hope Aunt Sally won't go to praising
me; for, just so sure as she does, I shall have it all to do over
again."
James was right in his
apprehension. Uncle Lot could be privately converted, but not
brought to open confession; and when, the next morning, Aunt
Sally remarked, in the kindness of her heart,--
"Well, I always knew you would
come to like James," Uncle Lot only responded,
"Who said I did like him?"
"But I'm sure you seemed to like
him last night."
"Why, I couldn't turn him out o'
doors, could I? I don't think nothin' of him but what I always
did."
But it was to be remarked that
Uncle Lot contented himself at this time with the mere general
avowal, without running it into particulars, as was formerly his
wont. It was evident that the ice had begun to melt, but it might
have been a long time in dissolving, had not collateral incidents
assisted.
It so happened that, about this
time, George Griswold, the only son before referred to,
returned to his native village, after having completed his
theological studies at a neighboring institution. It is interesting
to mark the gradual development of mind and heart, from the time
that the white-headed, bashful boy quits the country village for
college, to the period when he returns, a formed and matured man,
to notice how gradually the rust of early prejudices begins to
cleave from him--how his opinions, like his handwriting, pass from
the cramped and limited forms of a country school into that
confirmed and characteristic style which is to mark the man for
life. In George this change was remarkably striking. He was endowed
by nature with uncommon acuteness of feeling and fondness for
reflection--qualities as likely as any to render a child backward
and uninteresting in early life.
When he left Newbury for college,
he was a taciturn and apparently phlegmatic boy, only evincing
sensibility by blushing and looking particularly stupefied whenever
any body spoke to him. Vacation after vacation passed, and he
returned more and more an altered being; and he who once shrunk
from the eye of the deacon, and was ready to sink if he met the
minister, now moved about among the dignitaries of the place with
all the composure of a superior being.
It was only to be regretted that,
while the mind improved, the physical energies declined, and that
every visit to his home found him paler, thinner, and less prepared
in body for the sacred profession to which he had devoted himself.
But now he was returned, a minister--a real minister, with a right
to stand in the pulpit and preach; and what a joy and glory to
Aunt Sally--and to Uncle Lot, if he were not ashamed to own
it!
The first Sunday after he came,
it was known far and near that George Griswold was to preach; and
never was a more ready and expectant audience.
As the time for reading the first
psalm approached, you might see the white-
headed men turning their faces
attentively towards the pulpit; the anxious and expectant old
women, with their little black bonnets, bent forward to see him
rise. There were the children looking, because every body else
looked; there was Uncle Lot in the front pew, his face
considerately adjusted; there was Aunt Sally, seeming as
pleased as a mother could seem; and Miss Grace, lifting her
sweet face to her brother, like a flower to the sun; there was
our friend James in the front gallery, his joyous countenance a
little touched with sobriety and expectation; in short, a more
embarrassingly attentive audience never greeted the first effort of
a young minister. Under these circumstances there was something
touching in the fervent self-forgetfulness which characterized the
first exercises of the morning--something which moved every one in
the house.
The devout poetry of his prayer,
rich with the Orientalism of Scripture, and eloquent with the
expression of strong yet chastened emotion, breathed over his
audience like music, hushing every one to silence, and beguiling
every one to feeling. In the sermon, there was the strong
intellectual nerve, the constant occurrence of argument and
statement, which distinguishes a New England discourse; but it was
touched with life by the intense, yet half-subdued, feeling with
which he seemed to utter it. Like the rays of the sun, it
enlightened and melted at the same moment.
The strong peculiarities of New
England doctrine, involving, as they do, all the hidden machinery
of mind, all the mystery of its divine relations and future
progression, and all the tremendous uncertainties of its eternal
good or ill, seemed to have dwelt in his mind, to have burned in
his thoughts, to have wrestled with his powers, and they gave to
his manner the fervency almost of another world; while the
exceeding paleness of his countenance, and a tremulousness of voice
that seemed to spring from bodily weakness, touched the strong
workings of his mind with a pathetic interest, as if the being so
early absorbed in another world could not be long for this.
When the services were over, the
congregation dispersed with the air of people who had felt rather
than heard; and all the criticism that followed was similar to that
of old Deacon Hart--an upright, shrewd man--who, as he lingered a
moment at the church door, turned and gazed with unwonted feeling
at the young preacher.
"He's a blessed cre'tur!" said
he, the tears actually making their way to his eyes; "I hain't been
so near heaven this many a day. He's a blessed cre'tur of the Lord;
that's my mind about him!"
As for our friend James, he was
at first sobered, then deeply moved, and at last wholly absorbed by
the discourse; and it was only when meeting was over that he
began to think where he really
was.
With all his versatile activity,
James had a greater depth of mental capacity than he was himself
aware of, and he began to feel a sort of electric affinity for the
mind that had touched him in a way so new; and when he saw the mild
minister standing at the foot of the pulpit stairs, he made
directly towards him.
"I do want to hear more from
you," said he, with a face full of earnestness; "may I walk home
with you?"
"It is a long and warm walk,"
said George, smiling.
"O, I don't care for that, if it
does not trouble you," said James; and leave being gained, you
might have seen them slowly passing along under the trees, James
pouring forth all the floods of inquiry which the sudden impulse of
his mind had brought out, and supplying his guide with more
questions and problems for solution than he could have gone through
with in a month.
"I cannot answer all your
questions now," said he, as they stopped at Uncle Lot's gate.
"Well, then, when will you?" said
James, eagerly. "Let me come home with you to- night?"
The minister smiled assent, and
James departed so full of new thoughts, that he passed Grace
without even seeing her. From that time a friendship commenced
between the two, which was a beautiful illustration of the
affinities of opposites. It was like a friendship between morning
and evening--all freshness and sunshine on one side, and all
gentleness and peace on the other.
The young minister, worn by
long-continued ill health, by the fervency of his own feelings, and
the gravity of his own reasonings, found pleasure in the healthful
buoyancy of a youthful, unexhausted mind, while James felt himself
sobered and made better by the moonlight tranquillity of his
friend. It is one mark of a superior mind to understand and be
influenced by the superiority of others; and this was the case with
James. The ascendency which his new friend acquired over him was
unlimited, and did more in a month towards consolidating and
developing his character than all the four years' course of a
college. Our religious habits are likely always to retain the
impression of the first seal which stamped them, and in this case
it was a peculiarly happy one. The calmness, the settled purpose,
the mild devotion of his friend, formed a just alloy to the
energetic and reckless buoyancy of James's character, and awakened
in him a set of feelings without which the most vigorous mind must
be incomplete.
The effect of the ministrations
of the young pastor, in awakening attention to the subjects of his
calling in the village, was marked, and of a kind which brought
pleasure to his own heart. But, like all other excitement, it tends
to exhaustion, and it was not long before he sensibly felt the
decline of the powers of life. To the best regulated mind there is
something bitter in the relinquishment of projects for which we
have been long and laboriously preparing, and there is something
far more bitter in crossing the long-cherished expectations of
friends. All this George felt. He could not bear to look on his
mother, hanging on his words and following his steps with eyes of
almost childish delight--on his singular father, whose whole
earthly ambition was bound up in his success, and think how soon
the "candle of their old age" must be put out. When he returned
from a successful effort, it was painful to see the old man, so
evidently delighted, and so anxious to conceal his triumph, as he
would seat himself in his chair, and begin with, "George, that 'are
doctrine is rather of a puzzler; but you seem to think you've got
the run on't. I should re'ly like to know what business you have to
think you know better than other folks about it;" and, though he
would cavil most courageously at all George's explanations,
yet you might perceive, through all, that he was inly uplifted
to hear how his boy could talk.
If George was engaged in argument
with any one else, he would sit by, with his head bowed down,
looking out from under his shaggy eyebrows with a shamefaced
satisfaction very unusual with him. Expressions of affection from
the naturally gentle are not half so touching as those which are
forced out from the hard-favored and severe; and George was
affected, even to pain, by the evident pride and regard of his
father.
"He never said so much to any
body before," thought he, "and what will he do if I die?"
In such thoughts as these Grace
found her brother engaged one still autumn morning, as he stood
leaning against the garden fence.
"What are you solemnizing here
for, this bright day, brother George?" said she, as she bounded
down the alley.
The young man turned and looked
on her happy face with a sort of twilight smile. "How happy you
are, Grace!" said he.
"To be sure I am; and you ought
to be too, because you are better." "I am happy, Grace--that is, I
hope I shall be."
"You are sick, I know you are,"
said Grace; "you look worn out. O, I wish your heart could spring
once, as mine does."
"I am not well, dear Grace, and I
fear I never shall be," said he, turning away, and fixing his eyes
on the fading trees opposite.
"O George! dear George, don't,
don't say that; you'll break all our hearts," said Grace, with
tears in her own eyes.
"Yes, but it is true, sister: I
do not feel it on my own account so much as----
However," he added, "it will all
be the same in heaven."
It was but a week after this that
a violent cold hastened the progress of debility into a confirmed
malady. He sunk very fast. Aunt Sally, with the self-deceit of a
fond and cheerful heart, thought every day that "he would be
better," and Uncle Lot resisted conviction with all the obstinate
pertinacity of his character, while the sick man felt that he had
not the heart to undeceive them.
James was now at the house every
day, exhausting all his energy and invention in the case of his
friend; and any one who had seen him in his hours of recklessness
and glee, could scarcely recognize him as the being whose step was
so careful, whose eye so watchful, whose voice and touch were so
gentle, as he moved around the sick bed. But the same quickness
which makes a mind buoyant in gladness, often makes it gentlest
and most sympathetic in sorrow.
It was now nearly morning in the
sick room. George had been restless and feverish all night; but
towards day he fell into a slight slumber, and James sat by his
side, almost holding his breath lest he should waken him. It
was yet dusk, but the sky was brightening with a solemn glow, and
the stars were beginning to disappear; all, save the bright and
morning one, which, standing alone in the east, looked
tenderly through the casement, like the eye of our heavenly Father,
watching over us when all earthly friendships are fading.
George awoke with a placid
expression of countenance, and fixing his eyes on the brightening
sky, murmured faintly,--
"The sweet, immortal morning
sheds
Its blushes round the
spheres."
A moment after, a shade passed
over his face; he pressed his fingers over his eyes, and the tears
dropped silently on his pillow.
"George! dear George!" said
James, bending over him.
"It's my friends--it's my
father--my mother," said he, faintly. "Jesus Christ will watch over
them," said James, soothingly.
"O, yes, I know he will; for he
loved his own which were in the world; he loved them unto the end.
But I am dying--and before I have done any good."
"O, do not say so," said James;
"think, think what you have done, if only for me. God bless you for
it! God will bless you for it; it will follow you to heaven; it
will bring me there. Yes, I will do as you have taught me. I will
give my life, my soul, my whole strength to it; and then you will
not have lived in vain."
George smiled, and looked upward;
"his face was as that of an angel;" and James, in his warmth,
continued,--
"It is not I alone who can say
this; we all bless you; every one in this place blesses you; you
will be had in everlasting remembrance by some hearts here, I
know."
"Bless God!" said George.
"We do," said James. "I bless him
that I ever knew you; we all bless him, and we love you, and shall
forever."
The glow that had kindled over
the pale face of the invalid again faded as he said,--
"But, James, I must, I ought to
tell my father and mother; I ought to, and how can I?"
At that moment the door opened,
and Uncle Lot made his appearance. He seemed struck with the
paleness of George's face; and coming to the side of the bed, he
felt his pulse, and laid his hand anxiously on his forehead, and
clearing his voice several times, inquired "if he didn't feel a
little better."
"No, father," said George; then
taking his hand, he looked anxiously in his face, and seemed to
hesitate a moment. "Father," he began, "you know that we ought to
submit to God."
There was something in his
expression at this moment which flashed the truth into the old
man's mind. He dropped his son's hand with an exclamation of agony,
and turning quickly, left the room.
"Father! father!" said Grace,
trying to rouse him, as he stood with his arms folded by the
kitchen window.
"Get away, child!" said he,
roughly. "Father, mother says breakfast is ready."
"I don't want any breakfast,"
said he, turning short about. "Sally, what are you fixing in that
'ere porringer?"
"O, it's only a little tea for
George; 'twill comfort him up, and make him feel better, poor
fellow."
"You won't make him feel
better--he's gone," said Uncle Lot, hoarsely. "O, dear heart, no!"
said Aunt Sally.
"Be still a' contradicting me; I
won't be contradicted all the time by nobody. The short of the case
is, that George is goin' to die just as we've got him ready to be a
minister and all; and I wish to pity I was in my grave myself, and
so
" said
Uncle Lot, as he plunged out of
the door, and shut it after him.
It is well for man that there is
one Being who sees the suffering heart as it is, and not as it
manifests itself through the repellances of outward infirmity, and
who, perhaps, feels more for the stern and wayward than for those
whose gentler feelings win for them human sympathy. With all his
singularities, there was in the heart of Uncle Lot a depth of
religious sincerity; but there are few characters where religion
does any thing more than struggle with natural defect, and modify
what would else be far worse.
In this hour of trial, all the
native obstinacy and pertinacity of the old man's character rose,
and while he felt the necessity of submission, it seemed
impossible to submit; and thus, reproaching himself, struggling in
vain to repress the murmurs of nature, repulsing from him all
external sympathy, his mind was "tempest-tossed, and not
comforted."
It was on the still afternoon of
the following Sabbath that he was sent for, in haste, to the
chamber of his son. He entered, and saw that the hour was come. The
family were all there. Grace and James, side by side, bent over the
dying one, and his mother sat afar off, with her face hid in her
apron, "that she might not see the death of the child." The aged
minister was there, and the Bible lay open before him. The father
walked to the side of the bed. He stood still, and gazed on the
face now brightening with "life and immortality." The son lifted up
his eyes; he
saw his father, smiled, and put
out his hand. "I am glad you are come," said he. "O George, to the
pity, don't! don't smile on me so! I know what is coming; I have
tried, and tried, and I can't, I can't have it so;" and his
frame shook, and he sobbed audibly. The room was still as death;
there was none that seemed able to comfort him. At last the son
repeated, in a sweet, but interrupted voice, those words of man's
best Friend: "Let not your heart be troubled; in my Father's house
are many mansions."
"Yes; but I can't help being
troubled; I suppose the Lord's will must be done, but it'll kill
me."
"O father, don't, don't break my
heart," said the son, much agitated. "I shall see you again in
heaven, and you shall see me again; and then 'your heart shall
rejoice, and your joy no man taketh from you.'"
"I never shall get to heaven if I
feel as I do now," said the old man. "I cannot have it so."
The mild face of the sufferer was
overcast. "I wish he saw all that I do," said he, in a low voice.
Then looking towards the minister, he articulated, "Pray for
us."
They knelt in prayer. It was
soothing, as real prayer always must be; and when they rose, every
one seemed more calm. But the sufferer was exhausted; his
countenance changed; he looked on his friends; there was a faint
whisper, "Peace I leave with you"--and he was in heaven.
We need not dwell on what
followed. The seed sown by the righteous often blossoms over their
grave; and so was it with this good man. The words of peace which
he spoke unto his friends while he was yet with them came into
remembrance after he was gone; and though he was laid in the grave
with many tears, yet it was with softened and submissive
hearts.
"The Lord bless him," said Uncle
Lot, as he and James were standing, last of all, over the grave. "I
believe my heart is gone to heaven with him; and I think the Lord
really did know what was best, after all."
Our friend James seemed now to
become the support of the family; and the bereaved old man
unconsciously began to transfer to him the affections that had been
left vacant.
"James," said he to him one
day, "I suppose you know that you are about the same to me as
a son."
"I hope so," said James,
kindly.
"Well, well, you'll go to college
next week, and none o' y'r keepin' school to get along. I've got
enough to bring you safe out--that is, if you'll be car'ful and
stiddy."
James knew the heart too well to
refuse a favor in which the poor old man's mind was comforting
itself. He had the self-command to abstain from any extraordinary
expressions of gratitude, but took it kindly, as a matter of
course.
"Dear Grace," said he to her, the
last evening before he left home, "I am changed; we both are
altered since we first knew each other; and now I am going to be
gone a long time, but I am sure
"
He stopped to arrange his
thoughts.
"Yes, you may be sure of all
those things that you wish to say, and cannot," said Grace.
"Thank you," said James; then,
looking thoughtfully, he added, "God help me. I believe I have mind
enough to be what I mean to; but whatever I am or have shall be
given to God and my fellow-men; and then, Grace, your brother in
heaven will rejoice over me."
"I believe he does now," said
Grace. "God bless you, James; I don't know what would have become
of us if you had not been here."
"Yes, you will live to be like
him, and to do even more good," she added, her face brightening as
she spoke, till James thought she really must be right.
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It was five years after this that
James was spoken of as an eloquent and successful minister in the
state of C., and was settled in one of its most thriving villages.
Late one autumn evening, a tall, bony, hard-favored man was
observed making his way into the outskirts of the place.
"Halloa, there!" he called to a
man over the other side of a fence; "what town is this 'ere?"
"It's Farmington, sir."
"Well, I want to know if you know
any thing of a boy of mine that lives here?"
"A boy of yours? Who?"
"Why, I've got a boy here, that's
livin' on the town, and I thought I'd jest look him up."
"I don't know any boy that is
living on the town. What's his name?"
"Why," said the old man, pushing
his hat off from his forehead, "I believe they call him James
Benton."
"James Benton! Why, that is our
minister's name!"
"O, wal, I believe he is the
minister, come to think on't. He's a boy o' mine, though. Where
does he live?"
"In that white house that you see
set back from the road there, with all those trees round it."
At this instant a tall,
manly-looking person approached from behind. Have we not seen that
face before? It is a touch graver than of old, and its lines have a
more thoughtful significance; but all the vivacity of James
Benton sparkles in that quick smile as his eye falls on the old
man.
"I thought you could not keep
away from us long," said he, with the prompt cheerfulness of his
boyhood, and laying hold of both of Uncle Lot's hard hands.
They approached the gate; a
bright face glances past the window, and in a moment Grace is at
the door.
"Father! dear father!"
"You'd better make believe be so
glad," said Uncle Lot, his eyes glistening as he spoke.
"Come, come, father, I have
authority in these days," said Grace, drawing him towards the
house; "so no disrespectful speeches; away with your hat and coat,
and sit down in this great chair."
"So, ho! Miss Grace," said Uncle
Lot, "you are at your old tricks, ordering round as usual. Well, if
I must, I must;" so down he sat.
"Father," said Grace, as he was
leaving them, after a few days' stay, "it's
Thanksgiving day next month, and
you and mother must come and stay with us."
Accordingly, the following month
found Aunt Sally and Uncle Lot by the minister's fireside,
delighted witnesses of the Thanksgiving presents which a willing
people were pouring in; and the next day they had once more the
pleasure of seeing a son of theirs in the sacred desk, and hearing
a sermon that every body said was "the best that he ever preached;"
and it is to be remarked, that this was the standing commentary on
all James's discourses, so that it was evident he was going on unto
perfection.
"There's a great deal that's
worth having in this 'ere life after all," said Uncle Lot, as he
sat by the coals of the bright evening fire of that day; "that is,
if we'd only take it when the Lord lays it in our way."
"Yes," said James; "and let us
only take it as we should, and this life will be cheerfulness, and
the next fulness of joy."
LOVE versus LAW.
How many kinds of beauty there
are! How many even in the human form! There are the bloom and
motion of childhood, the freshness and ripe perfection of youth,
the dignity of manhood, the softness of woman--all different, yet
each in its kind perfect.
But there is none so peculiar,
none that bears more the image of the heavenly, than the beauty of
Christian old age. It is like the loveliness of those calm
autumn days, when the heats of summer are past, when the harvest is
gathered into the garner, and the sun shines over the placid
fields and fading woods, which stand waiting for their last
change. It is a beauty more strictly moral, more belonging to the
soul, than that of any other period of life. Poetic fiction always
paints the old man as a Christian; nor is there any period where
the virtues of Christianity seem to find a more harmonious
development. The aged man, who has outlived the hurry of
passion--who has withstood the urgency of temptation-- who has
concentrated the religious impulses of youth into habits of
obedience and love--who, having served his generation by the will
of God, now leans in helplessness on Him whom once he served, is,
perhaps, one of the most faultless representations of the beauty of
holiness that this world affords.
Thoughts something like these
arose in my mind as I slowly turned my footsteps from the graveyard
of my native village, where I had been wandering after years of
absence. It was a lovely spot--a soft slope of ground close by a
little stream, that
ran sparkling through the cedars
and junipers beyond it, while on the other side arose a green hill,
with the white village laid like a necklace of pearls upon its
bosom.
There is no feature of the
landscape more picturesque and peculiar than that of the
graveyard--that "city of the silent," as it is beautifully
expressed by the Orientals--standing amid the bloom and rejoicing
of nature, its white stones glittering in the sun, a memorial of
decay, a link between the living and the dead.
As I moved slowly from mound to
mound, and read the inscriptions, which purported that many a
money-saving man, and many a busy, anxious housewife, and many a
prattling, half-blossomed child, had done with care or mirth, I was
struck with a plain slab, bearing the inscription, "To the memory
of Deacon Enos Dudley, who died in his hundredth year." My eye was
caught by this inscription, for in other years I had well known the
person it recorded. At this instant, his mild and venerable form
arose before me as erst it used to rise from the deacon's seat, a
straight, close slip just below the pulpit. I recollect his quiet
and lowly coming into meeting, precisely ten minutes before the
time, every Sunday,--his tall form a little stooping,--his best
suit of butternut-colored Sunday clothes, with long flaps and wide
cuffs, on one of which two pins were always to be seen stuck in
with the most reverent precision. When seated, the top of the pew
came just to his chin, so that his silvery, placid head rose above
it like the moon above the horizon. His head was one that might
have been sketched for a St. John--bald at the top, and around the
temples adorned with a soft flow of bright fine hair,--
"That down his shoulders
reverently spread,
As hoary frost with
spangles doth attire
The naked branches of an
oak half dead."
He was then of great age, and
every line of his patient face seemed to say, "And now, Lord, what
wait I for?" Yet still, year after year, was he to be seen in the
same place, with the same dutiful punctuality.
The services he offered to his
God were all given with the exactness of an ancient Israelite. No
words could have persuaded him of the propriety of meditating when
the choir was singing, or of sitting down, even through infirmity,
before the close of the longest prayer that ever was offered. A
mighty contrast was he to his fellow- officer, Deacon Abrams, a
tight, little, tripping, well-to-do man, who used to sit beside him
with his hair brushed straight up like a little blaze, his coat
buttoned up trig and close, his psalm book in hand, and his quick
gray eyes turned first on one side of the broad aisle, and then on
the other, and then up into the gallery, like a man who came to
church on business, and felt responsible for every thing that was
going on in the house.
A great hinderance was the
business talent of this good little man to the enjoyments of us
youngsters, who, perched along in a row on a low seat in front of
the pulpit, attempted occasionally to diversify the long hour of
sermon by sundry small exercises of our own, such as making our
handkerchiefs into rabbits, or exhibiting, in a sly way, the
apples and gingerbread we had brought for a Sunday dinner, or
pulling the ears of some discreet meeting-going dog, who now and
then would soberly pitapat through the broad aisle. But woe be to
us during our contraband sports, if we saw Deacon Abrams's sleek
head dodging up from behind the top of the deacon's seat. Instantly
all the apples, gingerbread, and handkerchiefs vanished, and we all
sat with our hands folded, looking as demure as if we understood
every word of the sermon, and more too.