The Importance of Being Earnest E-Book

Oscar Wilde

• Herausgeber: Librofilio
• Kategorie: Poesie und Drama
• Sprache: Englisch
• Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2024

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Beschreibung

Oscar Wilde's "The Importance of Being Earnest" is a timeless comedic masterpiece that combines witty satire, social commentary, and farcical humor in a delightful theatrical concoction.

Set in the elegant drawing rooms of Victorian-era London, the play revolves around the hilarious deceptions of its characters, particularly Algernon Moncrieff and Jack Worthing. These dashing young men each maintain a fictitious persona—Algernon has invented a friend named "Bunbury" to escape social obligations, while Jack assumes the identity of "Ernest" to lead a double life in the city.

Their elaborate schemes lead to a series of uproarious misunderstandings, as they pursue the affections of two charming young ladies, Gwendolen and Cecily. The play is brimming with sparkling dialogue and clever wordplay, as Wilde skewers the hypocrisy and absurdity of the upper classes.

Wilde's genius lies in his ability to craft a comedy that simultaneously entertains and critiques society. Beneath the laughter, he exposes the superficiality of social norms and the penchant for individuals to create facades to fit in.

"The Importance of Being Earnest" is a theatrical gem, celebrated for its sharp humor, memorable characters, and enduring relevance. Wilde's satire on societal conventions and the pursuit of love, along with his exploration of the farcical nature of human identity, makes this play a must-read for anyone seeking intelligent comedy and incisive social commentary. Prepare to be both amused and enlightened as you enter Wilde's world of wit and absurdity.


ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) was a flamboyant and brilliant Irish playwright, poet, and author, renowned for his razor-sharp wit and satirical insights. With his exuberant personality and unconventional style, Wilde became a prominent figure in the aesthetic and decadent movements of the late 19th century.

From his famous plays like "The Importance of Being Earnest" to his only novel, "The Picture of Dorian Gray", Wilde's works challenged societal norms and explored the complexities of human nature and morality. He cleverly blended comedy with social commentary, captivating audiences with his delightful humor and profound observations.

Despite achieving fame and success, Wilde's life took a tragic turn when he faced public scandal and persecution for his personal life. Despite this adversity, he maintained his eloquence and wit until the end, leaving a lasting legacy as one of the most celebrated literary figures in history. Oscar Wilde's writings continue to be cherished for their timeless charm and their ability to provoke thought, ensuring that his influence endures for generations to come.

Leseprobe

The Importance of Being Earnest

Oscar Wilde

– 1895 –

THE PERSONS IN THE PLAY

John Worthing, J.P.Algernon MoncrieffRev. Canon Chasuble, D.D.Merriman, ButlerLane, ManservantLady BracknellHon. Gwendolen FairfaxCecily CardewMiss Prism, Governess

THE SCENES OF THE PLAY

ACT I. Algernon Moncrieff’s Flat in Half-Moon Street, W.

ACT II. The Garden at the Manor House, Woolton.

ACT III. Drawing-Room at the Manor House, Woolton.

TIME: The Present.

LONDON: ST. JAMES’S THEATRE

Lessee and Manager: Mr. George Alexander

February 14th, 1895

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John Worthing, J.P.: Mr. George Alexander.Algernon Moncrieff: Mr. Allen Aynesworth.Rev. Canon Chasuble, D.D.: Mr. H. H. Vincent.Merriman: Mr. Frank Dyall.Lane: Mr. F. Kinsey Peile.Lady Bracknell: Miss Rose Leclercq.Hon. Gwendolen Fairfax: Miss Irene Vanbrugh.Cecily Cardew: Miss Evelyn Millard.Miss Prism: Mrs. George Canninge.

FIRST ACT

SCENE

Morning-room in Algernon’s flat in Half-Moon Street. The room is luxuriously and artistically furnished. The sound of a piano is heard in the adjoining room.

[Lane is arranging afternoon tea on the table, and after the music has ceased, Algernon enters.]

ALGERNON.Did you hear what I was playing, Lane?

LANE.I didn’t think it polite to listen, sir.

ALGERNON.I’m sorry for that, for your sake. I don’t play accurately—any one can play accurately—but I play with wonderful expression. As far as the piano is concerned, sentiment is my forte. I keep science for Life.

LANE.Yes, sir.

ALGERNON.And, speaking of the science of Life, have you got the cucumber sandwiches cut for Lady Bracknell?

LANE.Yes, sir. [Hands them on a salver.]

ALGERNON.[Inspects them, takes two, and sits down on the sofa.] Oh! . . . by the way, Lane, I see from your book that on Thursday night, when Lord Shoreman and Mr. Worthing were dining with me, eight bottles of champagne are entered as having been consumed.

LANE.Yes, sir; eight bottles and a pint.

ALGERNON.Why is it that at a bachelor’s establishment the servants invariably drink the champagne? I ask merely for information.

LANE.I attribute it to the superior quality of the wine, sir. I have often observed that in married households the champagne is rarely of a first-rate brand.

ALGERNON.Good heavens! Is marriage so demoralising as that?

LANE.I believe it is a very pleasant state, sir. I have had very little experience of it myself up to the present. I have only been married once. That was in consequence of a misunderstanding between myself and a young person.

ALGERNON.[Languidly.] I don’t know that I am much interested in your family life, Lane.

LANE.No, sir; it is not a very interesting subject. I never think of it myself.

ALGERNON.Very natural, I am sure. That will do, Lane, thank you.

LANE.Thank you, sir. [Lane goes out.]

ALGERNON.Lane’s views on marriage seem somewhat lax. Really, if the lower orders don’t set us a good example, what on earth is the use of them? They seem, as a class, to have absolutely no sense of moral responsibility.

[Enter Lane.]

LANE.Mr. Ernest Worthing.

[Enter Jack.]

[Lane goes out.]

ALGERNON.How are you, my dear Ernest? What brings you up to town?

JACK.Oh, pleasure, pleasure! What else should bring one anywhere? Eating as usual, I see, Algy!

ALGERNON.[Stiffly.] I believe it is customary in good society to take some slight refreshment at five o’clock. Where have you been since last Thursday?

JACK.[Sitting down on the sofa.] In the country.

ALGERNON.What on earth do you do there?

JACK.[Pulling off his gloves.] When one is in town one amuses oneself. When one is in the country one amuses other people. It is excessively boring.

ALGERNON.And who are the people you amuse?

JACK.[Airily.] Oh, neighbours, neighbours.

ALGERNON.Got nice neighbours in your part of Shropshire?

JACK.Perfectly horrid! Never speak to one of them.

ALGERNON.How immensely you must amuse them! [Goes over and takes sandwich.] By the way, Shropshire is your county, is it not?

JACK.Eh? Shropshire? Yes, of course. Hallo! Why all these cups? Why cucumber sandwiches? Why such reckless extravagance in one so young? Who is coming to tea?

ALGERNON.Oh! merely Aunt Augusta and Gwendolen.

JACK.How perfectly delightful!

ALGERNON.Yes, that is all very well; but I am afraid Aunt Augusta won’t quite approve of your being here.

JACK.May I ask why?

ALGERNON.My dear fellow, the way you flirt with Gwendolen is perfectly disgraceful. It is almost as bad as the way Gwendolen flirts with you.

JACK.I am in love with Gwendolen. I have come up to town expressly to propose to her.

ALGERNON.I thought you had come up for pleasure? . . . I call that business.

JACK.How utterly unromantic you are!

ALGERNON.I really don’t see anything romantic in proposing. It is very romantic to be in love. But there is nothing romantic about a definite proposal. Why, one may be accepted. One usually is, I believe. Then the excitement is all over. The very essence of romance is uncertainty. If ever I get married, I’ll certainly try to forget the fact.

JACK.I have no doubt about that, dear Algy. The Divorce Court was specially invented for people whose memories are so curiously constituted.

ALGERNON.Oh! there is no use speculating on that subject. Divorces are made in Heaven—[Jack puts out his hand to take a sandwich. Algernon at once interferes.] Please don’t touch the cucumber sandwiches. They are ordered specially for Aunt Augusta. [Takes one and eats it.]

JACK.Well, you have been eating them all the time.

ALGERNON.That is quite a different matter. She is my aunt. [Takes plate from below.] Have some bread and butter. The bread and butter is for Gwendolen. Gwendolen is devoted to bread and butter.

JACK.[Advancing to table and helping himself.] And very good bread and butter it is too.

ALGERNON.Well, my dear fellow, you need not eat as if you were going to eat it all. You behave as if you were married to her already. You are not married to her already, and I don’t think you ever will be.

JACK.Why on earth do you say that?

ALGERNON.Well, in the first place girls never marry the men they flirt with. Girls don’t think it right.

JACK.Oh, that is nonsense!

ALGERNON.It isn’t. It is a great truth. It accounts for the extraordinary number of bachelors that one sees all over the place. In the second place, I don’t give my consent.

JACK.Your consent!

ALGERNON.My dear fellow, Gwendolen is my first cousin. And before I allow you to marry her, you will have to clear up the whole question of Cecily. [Rings bell.]

JACK.Cecily! What on earth do you mean? What do you mean, Algy, by Cecily! I don’t know any one of the name of Cecily.

[Enter Lane.]

ALGERNON.Bring me that cigarette case Mr. Worthing left in the smoking-room the last time he dined here.

LANE.Yes, sir. [Lane goes out.]

JACK.Do you mean to say you have had my cigarette case all this time? I wish to goodness you had let me know. I have been writing frantic letters to Scotland Yard about it. I was very nearly offering a large reward.

ALGERNON.Well, I wish you would offer one. I happen to be more than usually hard up.

JACK.There is no good offering a large reward now that the thing is found.

[Enter Lane with the cigarette case on a salver. Algernon takes it at once. Lane goes out.]

ALGERNON.I think that is rather mean of you, Ernest, I must say. [Opens case and examines it.] However, it makes no matter, for, now that I look at the inscription inside, I find that the thing isn’t yours after all.

JACK.Of course it’s mine. [Moving to him.] You have seen me with it a hundred times, and you have no right whatsoever to read what is written inside. It is a very ungentlemanly thing to read a private cigarette case.

ALGERNON.Oh! it is absurd to have a hard and fast rule about what one should read and what one shouldn’t. More than half of modern culture depends on what one shouldn’t read.

JACK.I am quite aware of the fact, and I don’t propose to discuss modern culture. It isn’t the sort of thing one should talk of in private. I simply want my cigarette case back.

ALGERNON.Yes; but this isn’t your cigarette case. This cigarette case is a present from some one of the name of Cecily, and you said you didn’t know any one of that name.

JACK.Well, if you want to know, Cecily happens to be my aunt.

ALGERNON.Your aunt!

JACK.Yes. Charming old lady she is, too. Lives at Tunbridge Wells. Just give it back to me, Algy.

ALGERNON.[Retreating to back of sofa.] But why does she call herself little Cecily if she is your aunt and lives at Tunbridge Wells? [Reading.] ‘From little Cecily with her fondest love.’

JACK.[Moving to sofa and kneeling upon it.] My dear fellow, what on earth is there in that? Some aunts are tall, some aunts are not tall. That is a matter that surely an aunt may be allowed to decide for herself. You seem to think that every aunt should be exactly like your aunt! That is absurd! For Heaven’s sake give me back my cigarette case. [Follows Algernon round the room.]

ALGERNON.Yes. But why does your aunt call you her uncle? ‘From little Cecily, with her fondest love to her dear Uncle Jack.’ There is no objection, I admit, to an aunt being a small aunt, but why an aunt, no matter what her size may be, should call her own nephew her uncle, I can’t quite make out. Besides, your name isn’t Jack at all; it is Ernest.

JACK.It isn’t Ernest; it’s Jack.

ALGERNON.You have always told me it was Ernest. I have introduced you to every one as Ernest. You answer to the name of Ernest. You look as if your name was Ernest. You are the most earnest-looking person I ever saw in my life. It is perfectly absurd your saying that your name isn’t Ernest. It’s on your cards. Here is one of them. [Taking it from case.] ‘Mr. Ernest Worthing, B. 4, The Albany.’ I’ll keep this as a proof that your name is Ernest if ever you attempt to deny it to me, or to Gwendolen, or to any one else. [Puts the card in his pocket.]

JACK.Well, my name is Ernest in town and Jack in the country, and the cigarette case was given to me in the country.

ALGERNON.Yes, but that does not account for the fact that your small Aunt Cecily, who lives at Tunbridge Wells, calls you her dear uncle. Come, old boy, you had much better have the thing out at once.

JACK.My dear Algy, you talk exactly as if you were a dentist. It is very vulgar to talk like a dentist when one isn’t a dentist. It produces a false impression.

ALGERNON.Well, that is exactly what dentists always do. Now, go on! Tell me the whole thing. I may mention that I have always suspected you of being a confirmed and secret Bunburyist; and I am quite sure of it now.

JACK.Bunburyist? What on earth do you mean by a Bunburyist?

ALGERNON.I’ll reveal to you the meaning of that incomparable expression as soon as you are kind enough to inform me why you are Ernest in town and Jack in the country.

JACK.Well, produce my cigarette case first.

ALGERNON.Here it is. [Hands cigarette case.] Now produce your explanation, and pray make it improbable. [Sits on sofa.]

JACK.My dear fellow, there is nothing improbable about my explanation at all. In fact it’s perfectly ordinary. Old Mr. Thomas Cardew, who adopted me when I was a little boy, made me in his will guardian to his grand-daughter, Miss Cecily Cardew. Cecily, who addresses me as her uncle from motives of respect that you could not possibly appreciate, lives at my place in the country under the charge of her admirable governess, Miss Prism.

ALGERNON.Where is that place in the country, by the way?

JACK.That is nothing to you, dear boy. You are not going to be invited . . . I may tell you candidly that the place is not in Shropshire.

ALGERNON.I suspected that, my dear fellow! I have Bunburyed all over Shropshire on two separate occasions. Now, go on. Why are you Ernest in town and Jack in the country?

JACK.