MRS HOLROYDHOLROYDBLACKMOREJACK HOLROYDMINNIE HOLROYDGRANDMOTHERRIGLEYCLARALAURAMANAGERTWO MINERSThe action of the play takes place in the Holroyds'
cottage
SCENE I
The kitchen of a miner's small cottage. On the left is
the fireplace, with a deep, full red fire. At the back is a
white-curtained window, and beside it the outer door of the room.
On the right, two white wooden stairs intrude into the kitchen
below the closed stair-foot door. On the left, another
door.
The room is furnished with a chintz-backed sofa under the
window, a glass-knobbed painted dresser on the right, and in the
centre, toward the fire, a table with a red and blue check
tablecloth. On one side of the hearth is a wooden rocking-chair, on
the other an arm-chair of round staves. An unlighted copper-shaded
lamp hangs from the raftered ceiling. It is dark twilight, with the
room full of warm fireglow. A woman enters from the outer door. As
she leaves the door open behind her, the colliery rail can be seen
not far from the threshold, and, away back, the headstocks of a
pit.
The woman is tall and voluptuously built. She carries a
basket heaped full of washing, which she has just taken from the
clotheslines outside. Setting down the basket heavily, she feels
among the clothes. She lifts out a white heap of sheets and other
linen, setting it on the table; then she takes a woollen shirt in
her hand.
MRS HOLROYD (aloud, to herself): You know they're
not dry even now, though it's been as fine as it has.
(Shespreads the shirt on the back of her
rocking-chair, which she turns to the fire.)VOICE (calling from outside): Well, have you got
them dry?MRS HOLROYD starts up, turns and flings her hand in
the direction of the open door, where appears a man in blue
overalls, swarfed and greased. He carries a
dinner-basket.MRS HOLROYD: You--you--I don't know what to call you! The
idea of shouting at me like that--like the Evil One out of the
darkness!BLACKMORE: I ought to have remembered your tender nerves.
Shall I come in?MRS HOLROYD: No--not for your impudence. But you're late,
aren't you?BLACKMORE: It's only just gone six. We electricians, you
know, we're the gentlemen on a mine: ours is gentlemen's work. But
I'll bet Charles Holroyd was home before four.MRS HOLROYD (bitterly): Ay, and gone again before
five.BLACKMORE: But mine's a lad's job, and I do nothing!--Where's
he gone?MRS HOLROYD (contemptuously): Dunno! He'd got a game
on somewhere--toffed himself up to the nines, and skedaddled off as
brisk as a turkey-cock. (She smirks in front of the mirror
hanging on the chimney-piece, in imitation of a man brushing his
hair and moustache and admiring himself.)BLACKMORE: Though turkey-cocks aren't brisk as a rule.
Children playing?MRS HOLROYD (recovering herself, coldly): Yes. And
they ought to be in.She continues placing the flannel garments before the
fire, on the fender and on chair-backs, till the stove is hedged in
with a steaming fence; then she takes a sheet in a bundle from the
table, and goes up to BLACKMORE, who stands
watching her.Here, take hold, and help me fold it.BLACKMORE: I shall swarf it up.MRS HOLROYD (snatching back the sheet): Oh, you're
as tiresome as everybody else.BLACKMORE (putting down his basket and moving to door on
right): Well, I can soon wash my hands.MRS HOLROYD (ceasing to flap and fold pillow-cases):
That roller-towel's ever so dirty. I'll get you another. (She
goes to a drawer in the dresser, and then back toward the scullery,
from which comes the sound of water.)BLACKMORE: Why, bless my life, I'm a lot dirtier than the
towel. I don't want another.MRS HOLROYD (going into the scullery): Here you
are.BLACKMORE (softly, now she is near him): Why did you
trouble now? Pride, you know, pride, nothing else.MRS HOLROYD (also playful): It's nothing but
decency.BLACKMORE (softly): Pride, pride,
pride!A child of eight suddenly appears in the
doorway.JACK: Oo, how dark!MRS HOLROYD (hurrying agitated into the kitchen):
Why, where have you been--what have you been doing
now?JACK (surprised): Why--I've only been out to
play.MRS HOLROYD (still sharply): And where's
Minnie?A little girl of six appears by the
door.MINNIE: I'm here, mam, and what do you think--?MRS HOLROYD (softening, as she recovers equanimity):
Well, and what should I think?JACK: Oh, yes, mam--you know my father--?MRS HOLROYD (ironically): I should hope
so.MINNIE: We saw him dancing, mam, with a paper
bonnet.MRS HOLROYD: What--?JACK: There's some women at New Inn, what's come from
Nottingham--MINNIE: An' he's dancin' with the pink one.JACK: Shut up, our Minnie. An' they've got paper bonnets
on--MINNIE: All colours, mam!JACK (getting angry): Shut up, our Minnie! An' my
dad's dancing with her.MINNIE: With the pink-bonnet one, mam.JACK: Up in the club-room over the bar.MINNIE: An' she's a lot littler than him, mam.JACK (piteously): Shut up, our Minnie--An' you can
see 'em go past the window, 'cause there isn't no curtains up, an'
my father's got the pink bonnet one--MINNIE: An' there's a piano, mam--JACK: An' lots of folks outside watchin', lookin' at my dad!
He can dance, can't he, mam?MRS HOLROYD (she has been lighting the lamp, and holds
the lamp-glass): And who else is there?MINNIE: Some more men--an' all the women
with paper bonnets on.JACK: There's about ten, I should think, an' they say they
came in a brake from Nottingham.MRS HOLROYD, trying to replace the lamp-glass over
the flame, lets it drop on the floor with a
smash.JACK: There, now--now we'll have to have a
candle.BLACKMORE (appearing in the scullery doorway with the
towel): What's that--the lamp-glass?JACK: I never knowed Mr Blackmore was here.BLACKMORE (to MRS HOLROYD): Have you got
another?MRS HOLROYD: No. (There is silence for a moment.) We
can manage with a candle for to-night.BLACKMORE (stepping forward and blowing out the smoky
flame): I'll see if I can't get you one from the pit. I shan't
be a minute.MRS HOLROYD: Don't--don't bother--I don't want you
to.He, however, unscrews the burner and
goes.MINNIE: Did Mr Blackmore come for tea, mam?MRS HOLROYD: No; he's had no tea.JACK: I bet he's hungry. Can I have some bread?MRS HOLROYD (she stands a lighted candle on the
table): Yes, and you can get your boots off to go to
bed.JACK: It's not seven o'clock yet.MRS HOLROYD: It doesn't matter.MINNIE: What do they wear paper bonnets for,
mam?MRS HOLROYD: Because they're brazen hussies.JACK: I saw them having a glass of beer.MRS HOLROYD: A nice crew!JACK: They say they are old pals of Mrs Meakins. You could
hear her screaming o' laughin', an' my dad says: "He-ah,
missis--here--a dog's-nose for the Dachess--hopin' it'll smell
samthing"--What's a dog's-nose?MRS HOLROYD (giving him a piece of bread and
butter): Don't ask me, child. How should I know?MINNIE: Would she eat it, mam?MRS HOLROYD: Eat what?MINNIE: Her in the pink bonnet--eat the
dog's-nose?MRS HOLROYD: No, of course not. How should I know what a
dog's-nose is?JACK: I bet he'll never go to work to-morrow, mother--will
he?MRS HOLROYD: Goodness knows. I'm sick of it--disgracing me.
There'll be the whole place cackling this now.
They've no sooner finished about him getting taken up for fighting
than they begin on this. But I'll put a stop to it some road or
other. It's not going on, if I know it: it isn't.She stops, hearing footsteps,
and BLACKMORE enters.BLACKMORE: Here we are then--got one all right.MINNIE: Did they give it you, Mr Blackmore?BLACKMORE: No, I took it.He screws on the burner and proceeds to light the lamp.
He is a tall, slender, mobile man of twenty-seven, brown-haired,
dressed in blue overalls. JACK HOLROYD is a big,
dark, ruddy, lusty lad. MINNIE is also big, but
fair.MINNIE: What do you wear blue trousers for, Mr
Blackmore?BLACKMORE: They're to keep my other trousers from getting
greasy.MINNIE: Why don't you wear pit-breeches, like
dad's?JACK: 'Cause he's a 'lectrician. Could you make me a little
injun what would make electric light?BLACKMORE: I will, some day.JACK: When?MINNIE: Why don't you come an' live here?BLACKMORE (looking swiftly at MRS HOLROYD):
Nay, you've got your own dad to live here.MINNIE (plaintively): Well, you could come as well.
Dad shouts when we've gone to bed, an' thumps the table. He
wouldn't if you was here.JACK: He dursn't--MRS HOLROYD: Be quiet now, be quiet. Here, Mr Blackmore.
(She again gives him the sheet to fold.)BLACKMORE: Your
hands are cold.MRS HOLROYD: Are they?--I didn't know.BLACKMORE puts his hand on hers.MRS HOLROYD (confusedly, looking aside): You must
want your tea.BLACKMORE: I'm in no hurry.MRS HOLROYD: Selvidge to selvidge. You'll be quite a domestic
man, if you go on.BLACKMORE: Ay.They fold the two sheets.BLACKMORE: They are white, your sheets!MRS HOLROYD: But look at the smuts on them--look! This vile
hole! I'd never have come to live here, in all the thick of the
pit-grime, and lonely, if it hadn't been for him, so that he
shouldn't call in a public-house on his road home from work. And
now he slinks past on the other side of the railway, and goes down
to the New Inn instead of coming in for his dinner. I might as well
have stopped in Bestwood.BLACKMORE: Though I rather like this little place, standing
by itself.