A Double Barrelled Detective Story
A Double Barrelled Detective StoryPART IPART IICopyright
A Double Barrelled Detective Story
Mark Twain
PART I
"We ought never to do wrong when
people are looking."IThe first scene is in the country, in Virginia; the time,
1880. There has been a wedding, between a handsome young man of
slender means and a rich young girl—a case of love at first sight
and a precipitate marriage; a marriage bitterly opposed by the
girl's widowed father.Jacob Fuller, the bridegroom, is twenty-six years old, is of
an old but unconsidered family which had by compulsion emigrated
from Sedgemoor, and for King James's purse's profit, so everybody
—some maliciously— the rest merely because they believed it. The
bride is nineteen and beautiful. She is intense, high-strung,
romantic, immeasurably proud of her Cavalier blood, and passionate
in her love for her young husband. For its sake she braved her
father's displeasure, endured his reproaches, listened with loyalty
unshaken to his warning predictions, and went from his house
without his blessing, proud and happy in the proofs she was thus
giving of the quality of the affection which had made its home in
her heart.The morning after the marriage there was a sad surprise for
her. Her husband put aside her proffered caresses, and
said:"Sit down. I have something to say to you. I loved you. That
was before I asked your father to give you to me. His refusal is
not my grievance—I could have endured that. But the things he said
of me to you—that is a different matter. There—you needn't speak; I
know quite well what they were; I got them from authentic sources.
Among other things he said that my character was written in my
face; that I was treacherous, a dissembler, a coward, and a brute
without sense of pity or compassion: the 'Sedgemoor trade-mark,' he
called it—and 'white-sleeve badge.' Any other man in my place would
have gone to his house and shot him down like a dog. I wanted to do
it, and was minded to do it, but a better thought came to me: to
put him to shame; to break his heart; to kill him by inches. How to
do it? Through my treatment of you, his idol! I would marry you;
and then—Have patience. You will see."From that moment onward, for three months, the young wife
suffered all the humiliations, all the insults, all the miseries
that the diligent and inventive mind of the husband could contrive,
save physical injuries only. Her strong pride stood by her, and she
kept the secret of her troubles. Now and then the husband said,
"Why don't you go to your father and tell him?" Then he invented
new tortures, applied them, and asked again. She always answered,
"He shall never know by my mouth," and taunted him with his origin;
said she was the lawful slave of a scion of slaves, and must obey,
and would—up to that point, but no further; he could kill her if he
liked, but he could not break her; it was not in the Sedgemoor
breed to do it. At the end of the three months he said, with a dark
significance in his manner, "I have tried all things but one"—and
waited for her reply. "Try that," she said, and curled her lip in
mockery.That night he rose at midnight and put on his clothes, then
said to her,"Get up and dress!"She obeyed—as always, without a word. He led her half a mile
from the house, and proceeded to lash her to a tree by the side of
the public road; and succeeded, she screaming and struggling. He
gagged her then, struck her across the face with his cowhide, and
set his bloodhounds on her. They tore the clothes off her, and she
was naked. He called the dogs off, and said:"You will be found—by the passing public. They will be
dropping along about three hours from now, and will spread the
news—do you hear? Good-by. You have seen the last of
me."He went away then. She moaned to herself:"I shall bear a child—to him! God grant it may be a
boy!"The farmers released her by-and-by—and spread the news, which
was natural. They raised the country with lynching intentions, but
the bird had flown. The young wife shut herself up in her father's
house; he shut himself up with her, and thenceforth would see no
one. His pride was broken, and his heart; so he wasted away, day by
day, and even his daughter rejoiced when death relieved
him.Then she sold the estate and disappeared.IIIn 1886 a young woman was living in a modest house near a
secluded New England village, with no company but a little boy
about five years old. She did her own work, she discouraged
acquaintanceships, and had none. The butcher, the baker, and the
others that served her could tell the villagers nothing about her
further than that her name was Stillman, and that she called the
child Archy. Whence she came they had not been able to find out,
but they said she talked like a Southerner. The child had no
playmates and no comrade, and no teacher but the mother. She taught
him diligently and intelligently, and was satisfied with the
results—even a little proud of them. One day Archy
said,"Mamma, am I different from other children?""Well, I suppose not. Why?""There was a child going along out there and asked me if the
postman had been by and I said yes, and she said how long since I
saw him and I said I hadn't seen him at all, and she said how did I
know he'd been by, then, and I said because I smelt his track on
the sidewalk, and she said I was a durn fool and made a mouth at
me. What did she do that for?"The young woman turned white, and said to herself, "It's a
birthmark! The gift of the bloodhound is in him." She snatched the
boy to her breast and hugged him passionately, saying, "God has
appointed the way!" Her eyes were burning with a fierce light, and
her breath came short and quick with excitement. She said to
herself: "The puzzle is solved now; many a time it has been a
mystery to me, the impossible things the child has done in the
dark, but it is all clear to me now."She set him in his small chair, and said,"Wait a little till I come, dear; then we will talk about the
matter."She went up to her room and took from her dressing-table
several small articles and put them out of sight: a nail-file on
the floor under the bed; a pair of nail-scissors under the bureau;
a small ivory paper-knife under the wardrobe. Then she returned,
and said,"There! I have left some things which I ought to have brought
down." She named them, and said, "Run up and bring them,
dear."The child hurried away on his errand and was soon back again
with the things."Did you have any difficulty, dear?""No, mamma; I only went where you went."During his absence she had stepped to the bookcase, taken
several books from the bottom shelf, opened each, passed her hand
over a page, noting its number in her memory, then restored them to
their places. Now she said:"I have been doing something while you have been gone, Archy.
Do you think you can find out what it was?"The boy went to the bookcase and got out the books that had
been touched, and opened them at the pages which had been
stroked.The mother took him in her lap, and said,"I will answer your question now, dear. I have found out that
in one way you are quite different from other people. You can see
in the dark, you can smell what other people cannot, you have the
talents of a bloodhound. They are good and valuable things to have,
but you must keep the matter a secret. If people found it out, they
would speak of you as an odd child, a strange child, and children
would be disagreeable to you, and give you nicknames. In this world
one must be like everybody else if he doesn't want to provoke scorn
or envy or jealousy. It is a great and fine distinction which has
been born to you, and I am glad; but you will keep it a secret, for
mamma's sake, won't you?"The child promised, without understanding.All the rest of the day the mother's brain was busy with
excited thinkings; with plans, projects, schemes, each and all of
them uncanny, grim, and dark. Yet they lit up her face; lit it with
a fell light of their own; lit it with vague fires of hell. She was
in a fever of unrest; she could not sit, stand, read, sew; there
was no relief for her but in movement. She tested her boy's gift in
twenty ways, and kept saying to herself all the time, with her mind
in the past: "He broke my father's heart, and night and day all
these years I have tried, and all in vain, to think out a way to
break his. I have found it now—I have found it now."When night fell, the demon of unrest still possessed her. She
went on with her tests; with a candle she traversed the house from
garret to cellar, hiding pins, needles, thimbles, spools, under
pillows, under carpets, in cracks in the walls, under the coal in
the bin; then sent the little fellow in the dark to find them;
which he did, and was happy and proud when she praised him and
smothered him with caresses.From this time forward life took on a new complexion for her.
She said, "The future is secure—I can wait, and enjoy the waiting."
The most of her lost interests revived. She took up music again,
and languages, drawing, painting, and the other long-discarded
delights of her maidenhood. She was happy once more, and felt again
the zest of life. As the years drifted by she watched the
development of her boy, and was contented with it. Not altogether,
but nearly that. The soft side of his heart was larger than the
other side of it. It was his only defect, in her eyes. But she
considered that his love for her and worship of her made up for it.
He was a good hater—that was well; but it was a question if the
materials of his hatreds were of as tough and enduring a quality as
those of his friendships—and that was not so well.The years drifted on. Archy was become a handsome, shapely,
athletic youth, courteous, dignified, companionable, pleasant in
his ways, and looking perhaps a trifle older than he was, which was
sixteen. One evening his mother said she had something of grave
importance to say to him, adding that he was old enough to hear it
now, and old enough and possessed of character enough and stability
enough to carry out a stern plan which she had been for years
contriving and maturing. Then she told him her bitter story, in all
its naked atrociousness. For a while the boy was paralyzed; then he
said,"I understand. We are Southerners; and by our custom and
nature there is but one atonement. I will search him out and kill
him.""Kill him? No! Death is release, emancipation; death is a
favor. Do I owe him favors? You must not hurt a hair of his
head."The boy was lost in thought awhile; then he
said,