The Big World According to Little Hunterman E-Book

Hunter Lassal

• Herausgeber: LegendaryMedia
• Kategorie: Fantasy und Science-Fiction
• Sprache: Englisch
• Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2020

Seitenzahl: 60

Beschreibung

Decoded! The secret wee-mail messages of dogs.
Warm-hearted, adorable, and hilariously funny, this is an illustrated book that is easy to read and re-read.

DESCRIPTION:
Enjoy this hilarious introduction to Little Hunterman - the illustrated comic version of a small real-world terrier named Hunter.

Follow our doggie hero after he courageously decides to leave his safe terrier family for a new home among humans, only to find that navigating the human world can be much harder than anticipated. After all, let's face it, humans are not the most logical of beings out there. Thankfully he has his best friend, Flynn, a tiny damaged rubber duck that claims to be an expert in everything. But is he, really?

Discover a world full of crazy human upside-down logic, incomprehensible rules, naughty rats, and evil bath monsters. Thankfully, there are also new friends to be found - and yummy croissants.

For dog lovers big and small, young and old:
7 years of fun online doggie love squeezed into one handy book.

What to expect from this book:
✔️ Hilarious cartoons, comic strips, photos, and illustrations (= human point of view)
✔️ Text comments (= doggie point of view explaining what REALLY happened!)
✔️ The best content from the first years of Little Hunterman
✔️ A completely new view on doggie wees and what they mean
✔️ A new level of doggie understanding
✔️ An illustrated book that's easy to read
✔️ A book that will make you laugh every time you open it
Also
✔️ Extreme and completely unexplainable croissant hunger

Leseprobe

A Terrier’s fun take on the human world

TheBig WorldAccordingtoLittle HuntermanDecodeD for human friends:the secret WEE-messages of dogs–a terrier's heartwarmingly funny tips & trickson tackling the big human world as a little dog:how to find friends, defy bath monsters, avoidcroissant shortages, crush doggie worries,and totally manage your humans(without missing a nap)

the Fantastically illustratedcroissant edition

by

Hunter Lassal

First published in 2019 by LegendaryMedia

Little Huntermantext, photography, and illustrations copyright © 2012-2022 Lassal, Hunter Lassal LITTLE HUNTERMANTM, WEE-MAILTM,and the Little Hunterman design are trademarks of LassalAll rights reservedBook & cover design by LassalThe moral right of the author/illustrator has been asserted

eISBN: 978-3-86469-076-1 Hardcover ISBN: 978-3-86469-079-2Paperback ISBN: 978-3-86469-026-6Color edition Hardcover ISBN: 978-3-86469-028-0CROISSANT EDITIONVersion 6.0pEwww.hunterlassal.comwww.littlehunterman.com

A catalogue record for this publication is available from the German National Library (DNB)

LegendaryMedia e.K.Windmuehlstrasse 4 • D-60329 Frankfurt am Main, Germanywww.legendarymedia.de

Little Hunterman is a work of fiction.Please be sensible with your dog’s diet, care, training, and exercise. Never consult Flynn. Always consult real experts!

To my friends and comrades all over this Earth-ball. Especially to those who love me the mostest.

Contents

What's Wee-Mail?viii

Who’s Who?xiv

THE BEGiNNiNGS

Total Introduction-Thingyxix

PART 1

1. A Wee about Having the Wees2

2. A Nighttime Business Wee9

3. A Love Wee12

4.A Loneliness & Friendship Wee17

5. A Worry Wee 27

6. A Wee about Flynn32

7. A Mountain Goat Reincarnation Wee39

8. A Relativity Wee42

9. A Wee about Mastering the Art of the Ball45

10.A Walkies 1.0 Wee49

PART 2

11. A Wee about Good Days, Bad Days, and Those Strange Dark Thingies In-between 53

12. A Wee on the Totally Important Differences Between Food, foOD,FOOD, and fOOd 58

13. A Croissant Wee 66

14. A Bath Monster Wee74

15. A Wee about Routines 78

16. A Wee about Being Extremely Helpful81

17. A Wee on Why to Keep a Human 84

18. A Wee about Living with Humans 95

19. A Wee about Rats and Other Priorities 105

20. A Naps, Blackout Sleep Sessions, and Lazy Sundays Wee 107

PART 3

21. A before & after Me Wee 116

22. A Walkies 2.0 Wee 119

23. A Doggie Super-Stare Wee 123

24. A Travel Wee129

25. A Wee about Guiding andMentoring (Humans) 135

26. A Wee about Three Things the Earth-Ball Could Use More Of 139

27. A TV Thingies, News, and Black Spaghetti Wee143

28. A Wee about the Art ofthe Squeeze 148

29. A Pictures and Photobombs Wee 153

30. A Wee on How My Humans and I Agree on (Almost) Everything157

31. A Doggie-Human Communication Wee 163

32. The Gruesome End Wee166

THE REAL END

A SHORT Afterbark Wee 169

Looking for More Wees? Sniff Here 184

Big BONUS Comic Wee-Wee Thingy185

About Hunter Lassal 186

viii

What's Wee-Mail?

If you've ever wondered how my comrades and I exchange information, here's how: we leave wee-mail messages all over the place!

Wee-mails have many advantages: they are easy to leave on any surface, quick to overwrite, and they take only a sniff to read.

It also makes you look very cool when youstand on three legs without wobbling.

That is quite a feat, actually (the three leg thingy).

That being said, wee-mail communication does get its fair amount of spam — mostly from cheap dating and walkie services — but you learn to recognize and ignore that kind of stuff. 

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Recently, though, because of increased human impatience, it’s becoming more and more difficult to finish our wee-sentences.

xi

But there will also always be doggies with too much time on their paws, who go on and on and on… and never seem to find an ending.

Unfortunately, this long-windedness is hard to keep up with and often leads to drinkingproblems.

By the way, I write wee-mail not only for comrades, but also for my human friends.

It’s a special non-smelly sort of wee-mail that you can read on display-thingies.

xii

While it takes more effort to write this sort of mail, you can send cool extra stuff along with it, like insightful doggie cartoons.

Kinda neat, really, to keep in contact with friends and comrades who live on the other side of the Earth-ball and send them stuff!!!

If you leave me your wee-mail, I’ll totally write you back as well. ƒ

xiii

If you subscribe to my comic-wees, I'll also share our VERY FIRST TEST CHAPTER.My human buried it in the backyard a long time ago (I think it was because of the gorilla),but I secretly dug it up again and licked it clean.

www.littlehunterman.com/get-wees

Doesn't it TOTALLY look like new again?

YAY!

xiv

Who’s Who?

Little Hunterman

Little Hunterman is the illustrated doggie version of a rather shy and risk averse Parson Russell terrier named Hunter.

Little Hunterman has a keen sense of order. Rules are there to be followed: Garbage belongs in the trash can, croissants belong only to him, rats are for hunting, and everything should be the same way tomorrow as it was yesterday. And the day before yesterday. And the day after tomorrow.

This way, you know exactly where you stand, clearing the path for righteous doggie consternation when things turn out differently than expected.

xv

Flynn (Admiral Flynn van Kwiitsch)

Flynn, a rubber duck, had his tail chewed off by a young and rather overexcited Hunterman a few years back. Since then, for fear of sinking, Flynn has been terrified of anything resembling water, avoiding any contact with the wet stuff— a fact that makes body hygiene rather challenging.

Hunterman has accepted the responsibility for his actions and not only became Flynn’s best friend and protector but also carries the little rubber duck around with him whenever he goes out. Because he's so smelly, Flynn’s place is on Hunterman’s tail, and thus as far away from the sensitive dog'snose as possible.

Flynn can be an arrogant and self-absorbed little rascal, but we all love him dearly.

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Lassal-human

Lassal-human is an engineer turned artist.

A few years back, while attempting to take more breaks from sitting and working non-stop at her desk, she got to know a little Parson Russell terrier and fell madly in love with him.

While she used to work for big international commercial agencies and corporations, she currently works pretty much for Little Hunterman alone.

With Little Hunterman in tow, her life has gotten so much more complicated, but, ah, so extraordinarily more rewarding!