Three Ghost Stories
Three Ghost Stories THE HAUNTED HOUSE.IN TWO CHAPTERS. [121]THE TRIAL FOR MURDER. [303]THE SIGNAL-MAN. [312]FOOTNOTES.Copyright
Three Ghost Stories
Charles Dickens
THE HAUNTED HOUSE.IN TWO CHAPTERS. [121]
THE MORTALS IN THE HOUSE.Under none of the accredited ghostly circumstances, and
environed by none of the conventional ghostly surroundings, did I
first make acquaintance with the house which is the subject of this
Christmas piece. I saw it in the daylight, with the sun upon
it. There was no wind, no rain, no lightning, no thunder, no
awful or unwonted circumstance, of any kind, to heighten its
effect. More than that: I had come to it direct from a
railway station: it was not more than a mile distant from the
railway station; and, as I stood outside the house, looking back
upon the way I had come, I could see the goods train running
smoothly along the embankment in the valley. I will not say
that everything was utterly commonplace, because I doubt if
anything can be that, except to utterly commonplace people—and
there my vanity steps in; but, I will take it on myself to say that
anybody might see the house as I saw it, any fine autumn
morning.The manner of my lighting on it was this.I was travelling towards London out of the North, intending
to stop by the way, to look at the house. My health required
a temporary residence in the country; and a friend of mine who knew
that, and who had happened to drive past the house, had written to
me to suggest it as a likely place. I had got into the train
at midnight, and had fallen asleep, and had woke up and had sat
looking out of window at the brilliant Northern Lights in the sky,
and had fallen asleep again, and had woke up again to find the
night gone, with the usual discontented conviction on me that I
hadn’t been to sleep at all;—upon which question, in the first
imbecility of that condition, I am ashamed to believe that I would
have done wager by battle with the man who sat opposite me.
That opposite man had had, through the night—as that opposite man
always has—several legs too many, and all of them too long.
In addition to this unreasonable conduct (which was only to be
expected of him), he had had a pencil and a pocket-book, and had
been perpetually listening and taking notes. It had appeared
to me that these aggravating notes related to the jolts and bumps
of the carriage, and I should have resigned myself to his taking
them, under a general supposition that he was in the
civil-engineering way of life, if he had not sat staring straight
over my head whenever he listened. He was a goggle-eyed
gentleman of a perplexed aspect, and his demeanour became
unbearable.It was a cold, dead morning (the sun not being up yet), and
when I had out-watched the paling light of the fires of the iron
country, and the curtain of heavy smoke that hung at once between
me and the stars and between me and the day, I turned to my
fellow-traveller and said:
“Ibegyour pardon, sir,
but do you observe anything particular in me?” For, really,
he appeared to be taking down, either my travelling-cap or my hair,
with a minuteness that was a liberty.The goggle-eyed gentleman withdrew his eyes from behind me,
as if the back of the carriage were a hundred miles off, and said,
with a lofty look of compassion for my insignificance:
“In you, sir?—B.”
“B, sir?” said I, growing warm.
“I have nothing to do with you, sir,” returned the gentleman;
“pray let me listen—O.”He enunciated this vowel after a pause, and noted it
down.At first I was alarmed, for an Express lunatic and no
communication with the guard, is a serious position. The
thought came to my relief that the gentleman might be what is
popularly called a Rapper: one of a sect for (some of) whom I have
the highest respect, but whom I don’t believe in. I was going
to ask him the question, when he took the bread out of my
mouth.
“You will excuse me,” said the gentleman contemptuously, “if
I am too much in advance of common humanity to trouble myself at
all about it. I have passed the night—as indeed I pass the
whole of my time now—in spiritual intercourse.”
“O!” said I, somewhat snappishly.
“The conferences of the night began,” continued the
gentleman, turning several leaves of his note-book, “with this
message: ‘Evil communications corrupt good manners.’”
“Sound,” said I; “but, absolutely new?”
“New from spirits,” returned the gentleman.I could only repeat my rather snappish “O!” and ask if I
might be favoured with the last communication.
“‘A bird in the hand,’” said the gentleman, reading his last
entry with great solemnity, “‘is worth two in the
Bosh.’”
“Truly I am of the same opinion,” said I; “but shouldn’t it
be Bush?”
“It came to me, Bosh,” returned the gentleman.The gentleman then informed me that the spirit of Socrates
had delivered this special revelation in the course of the
night. “My friend, I hope you are pretty well. There
are two in this railway carriage. How do you do? There
are seventeen thousand four hundred and seventy-nine spirits here,
but you cannot see them. Pythagoras is here. He is not
at liberty to mention it, but hopes you like travelling.”
Galileo likewise had dropped in, with this scientific
intelligence. “I am glad to see you,amico. Come
sta? Water will freeze when it is cold
enough. Addio!” In
the course of the night, also, the following phenomena had
occurred. Bishop Butler had insisted on spelling his name,
“Bubler,” for which offence against orthography and good manners he
had been dismissed as out of temper. John Milton (suspected
of wilful mystification) had repudiated the authorship of Paradise
Lost, and had introduced, as joint authors of that poem, two
Unknown gentlemen, respectively named Grungers and
Scadgingtone. And Prince Arthur, nephew of King John of
England, had described himself as tolerably comfortable in the
seventh circle, where he was learning to paint on velvet, under the
direction of Mrs. Trimmer and Mary Queen of Scots.If this should meet the eye of the gentleman who favoured me
with these disclosures, I trust he will excuse my confessing that
the sight of the rising sun, and the contemplation of the
magnificent Order of the vast Universe, made me impatient of
them. In a word, I was so impatient of them, that I was
mightily glad to get out at the next station, and to exchange these
clouds and vapours for the free air of Heaven.By that time it was a beautiful morning. As I walked
away among such leaves as had already fallen from the golden,
brown, and russet trees; and as I looked around me on the wonders
of Creation, and thought of the steady, unchanging, and harmonious
laws by which they are sustained; the gentleman’s spiritual
intercourse seemed to me as poor a piece of journey-work as ever
this world saw. In which heathen state of mind, I came within
view of the house, and stopped to examine it
attentively.It was a solitary house, standing in a sadly neglected
garden: a pretty even square of some two acres. It was a
house of about the time of George the Second; as stiff, as cold, as
formal, and in as bad taste, as could possibly be desired by the
most loyal admirer of the whole quartet of Georges. It was
uninhabited, but had, within a year or two, been cheaply repaired
to render it habitable; I say cheaply, because the work had been
done in a surface manner, and was already decaying as to the paint
and plaster, though the colours were fresh. A lop-sided board
drooped over the garden wall, announcing that it was “to let on
very reasonable terms, well furnished.” It was much too
closely and heavily shadowed by trees, and, in particular, there
were six tall poplars before the front windows, which were
excessively melancholy, and the site of which had been extremely
ill chosen.It was easy to see that it was an avoided house—a house that
was shunned by the village, to which my eye was guided by a church
spire some half a mile off—a house that nobody would take.
And the natural inference was, that it had the reputation of being
a haunted house.No period within the four-and-twenty hours of day and
night is so solemn to me, as the early morning. In the
summer-time, I often rise very early, and repair to my room to do a
day’s work before breakfast, and I am always on those occasions
deeply impressed by the stillness and solitude around me.
Besides that there is something awful in the being surrounded by
familiar faces asleep—in the knowledge that those who are dearest
to us and to whom we are dearest, are profoundly unconscious of us,
in an impassive state, anticipative of that mysterious condition to
which we are all tending—the stopped life, the broken threads of
yesterday, the deserted seat, the closed book, the unfinished but
abandoned occupation, all are images of Death. The
tranquillity of the hour is the tranquillity of Death. The
colour and the chill have the same association. Even a
certain air that familiar household objects take upon them when
they first emerge from the shadows of the night into the morning,
of being newer, and as they used to be long ago, has its
counterpart in the subsidence of the worn face of maturity or age,
in death, into the old youthful look. Moreover, I once saw
the apparition of my father, at this hour. He was alive and
well, and nothing ever came of it, but I saw him in the daylight,
sitting with his back towards me, on a seat that stood beside my
bed. His head was resting on his hand, and whether he was
slumbering or grieving, I could not discern. Amazed to see
him there, I sat up, moved my position, leaned out of bed, and
watched him. As he did not move, I spoke to him more than
once. As he did not move then, I became alarmed and laid my
hand upon his shoulder, as I thought—and there was no such
thing.For all these reasons, and for others less easily and briefly
statable, I find the early morning to be my most ghostly
time. Any house would be more or less haunted, to me, in the
early morning; and a haunted house could scarcely address me to
greater advantage than then.I walked on into the village, with the desertion of this
house upon my mind, and I found the landlord of the little inn,
sanding his door-step. I bespoke breakfast, and broached the
subject of the house.
“Is it haunted?” I asked.The landlord looked at me, shook his head, and answered, “I
say nothing.”
“Then itishaunted?”
“Well!” cried the landlord, in an outburst of frankness that
had the appearance of desperation—“I wouldn’t sleep in
it.”
“Why not?”
“If I wanted to have all the bells in a house ring, with
nobody to ring ’em; and all the doors in a house bang, with nobody
to bang ’em; and all sorts of feet treading about, with no feet
there; why, then,” said the landlord, “I’d sleep in that
house.”
“Is anything seen there?”The landlord looked at me again, and then, with his former
appearance of desperation, called down his stable-yard for
“Ikey!”The call produced a high-shouldered young fellow, with a
round red face, a short crop of sandy hair, a very broad humorous
mouth, a turned-up nose, and a great sleeved waistcoat of purple
bars, with mother-of-pearl buttons, that seemed to be growing upon
him, and to be in a fair way—if it were not pruned—of covering his
head and overunning his boots.
“This gentleman wants to know,” said the landlord, “if
anything’s seen at the Poplars.”
“’Ooded woman with a howl,” said Ikey, in a state of great
freshness.
“Do you mean a cry?”
“I mean a bird, sir.”
“A hooded woman with an owl. Dear me! Did you
ever see her?”
“I seen the howl.”
“Never the woman?”
“Not so plain as the howl, but they always keeps
together.”
“Has anybody ever seen the woman as plainly as the
owl?”
“Lord bless you, sir! Lots.”
“Who?”
“Lord bless you, sir! Lots.”
“The general-dealer opposite, for instance, who is opening
his shop?”
“Perkins? Bless you, Perkins wouldn’t go a-nigh the
place. No!” observed the young man, with considerable
feeling; “he an’t overwise, an’t Perkins, but he an’t such a fool
asthat.”(Here, the landlord murmured his confidence in Perkins’s
knowing better.)
“Who is—or who was—the hooded woman with the owl? Do
you know?”
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