A Friend of Caesar E-Book

William Davis

• Herausgeber: Ozymandias Press
• Kategorie: Geisteswissenschaft
• Sprache: Englisch
• Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2018

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It was the Roman month of September, seven hundred and four years after Romulus - so tradition ran - founded the little village by the Tiber which was to become "Mother of Nations," "Centre of the World," "Imperial Rome." To state the time according to modern standards it was July, fifty years before the beginning of the Christian Era. The fierce Italian sun was pouring down over the tilled fields and stretches of woodland and grazing country that made up the landscape, and the atmosphere was almost aglow with the heat. The dust lay thick on the pavement of the highway, and rose in dense, stifling clouds, as a mule, laden with farm produce and driven by a burly countryman, trudged reluctantly along...

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A Friend of Caesar

A Tale of the Fall of the Roman Republic

William Davis

OZYMANDIAS PRESS

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TABLE OF CONTENTS

Chapter I

CHAPTER II

CHAPTER III

CHAPTER IV

CHAPTER V

CHAPTER VI

CHAPTER VII

CHAPTER VIII

CHAPTER IX

CHAPTER X

CHAPTER XI

CHAPTER XII

CHAPTER XIII

CHAPTER XIV

CHAPTER XV

CHAPTER XVI

CHAPTER XVII

CHAPTER XVIII

CHAPTER XIX

CHAPTER XX

CHAPTER XXI

CHAPTER XXII

CHAPTER XXIII

CHAPTER XXIV

CHAPTER XXV

Chapter I

Præneste

I

It was the Roman month of September, seven hundred and four years after Romulus—so tradition ran—founded the little village by the Tiber which was to become “Mother of Nations,” “Centre of the World,” “Imperial Rome.” To state the time according to modern standards it was July, fifty years before the beginning of the Christian Era. The fierce Italian sun was pouring down over the tilled fields and stretches of woodland and grazing country that made up the landscape, and the atmosphere was almost aglow with the heat. The dust lay thick on the pavement of the highway, and rose in dense, stifling clouds, as a mule, laden with farm produce and driven by a burly countryman, trudged reluctantly along.

Yet, though the scene suggested the heat of midsummer, it was far from being unrefreshing, especially to the eyes of one newly come. For this spot was near “cool Præneste,” one of the favourite resorts of Latium to the wealthy, invalid, or indolent of Rome, who shunned the excessive heat of the capital. And they were wise in their choice; for Præneste, with its citadel, which rose twelve hundred feet over the adjoining country, commanded in its ample sweep both the views and the breezes of the whole wide-spreading Campagna. Here, clustering round the hill on which stood the far-famed “Temple of Fortune,” lay the old Latin town of the Prænestians; a little farther westward was the settlement founded some thirty odd years before by Sulla as a colony. Farther out, and stretching off into the open country, lay the farmhouses and villas, gardens and orchards, where splendid nuts and roses, and also wine, grew in abundant measure.

A little stream ran close to the highway, and here an irrigating machine was raising water for the fields. Two men stood on the treadmill beside the large-bucketed wheel, and as they continued their endless walk the water dashed up into the trough and went splashing down the ditches into the thirsty gardens. The workers were tall, bronze-skinned Libyans, who were stripped to the waist, showing their splendid chests and rippling muscles. Beside the trough had just come two women, by their coarse and unpretentious dress evidently slaves, bearing large earthen water-pots which they were about to fill. One of the women was old, and bore on her face all the marks which a life of hard manual toil usually leaves behind it; the other young, with a clear, smooth complexion and a rather delicate Greek profile. The Libyans stopped their monotonous trudge, evidently glad to have some excuse for a respite from their exertions.

“Ah, ha! Chloë,” cried one of them, “how would you like it, with your pretty little feet, to be plodding at this mill all the day? Thank the Gods, the sun will set before a great while. The day has been hot as the lap of an image of Moloch!”

“Well, Hasdrubal,” said Chloë, the younger woman, with a pert toss of her head, “if my feet were as large as yours, and my skin as black and thick, I should not care to complain if I had to work a little now and then.”

“Oh! of course,” retorted Hasdrubal, a little nettled. “Your ladyship is too refined, too handsome, to reflect that people with black skins as well as white may get heated and weary. Wait five and twenty years, till your cheeks are a bit withered, and see if Master Drusus doesn’t give you enough to make you tired from morning till night.”

“You rude fellow,” cried Chloë, pouting with vexation, “I will not speak to you again. If Master Drusus were here, I would complain of you to him. I have heard that he is not the kind of a master to let a poor maid of his be insulted.”

“Oh, be still, you hussy!” said the elder woman, who felt that a life of labour had spoiled what might have been quite the equal of Chloë’s good looks. “What do you know of Master Drusus? He has been in Athens ever since you were bought. I’ll make Mamercus, the steward, believe you ought to be whipped.”

What tart answer Chloë might have had on the end of her tongue will never be known; for at this moment Mago, the other Libyan, glanced up the road, and cried:—

“Well, mistress, perhaps you will see our master very soon. He was due this afternoon or next day from Puteoli, and what is that great cloud of dust I see off there in the distance? Can’t you make out carriages and horsemen in the midst of it, Hasdrubal?”

Certainly there was a little cavalcade coming up the highway. Now it was a mere blotch moving in the sun and dust; then clearer; and then out of the cloud of light, flying sand came the clatter of hoofs on the pavement, the whir of wheels, and ahead of the rest of the party two dark Numidian outriders in bright red mantles appeared, pricking along their white African steeds. Chloë clapped her little hands, steadied her water-pot, and sprang up on the staging of the treadmill beside Mago.

“It is he!” she cried. “It must be Master Drusus coming back from Athens!” She was a bit excited, for an event like the arrival of a new master was a great occurrence in the monotonous life of a country slave.

The cortège was still a good way off.

“What is Master Drusus like?” asked Chloë “Will he be kind, or will he be always whipping like Mamercus?”

“He was not in charge of the estate,” replied Laïs, the older woman, “when he went away to study at Athens a few years ago. But he was always kind as a lad. Cappadox, his old body-servant, worshipped him. I hope he will take the charge of the farm out of the steward’s hands.”

“Here he comes!” cried Hasdrubal. “I can see him in the nearest carriage.” And then all four broke out with their salutation, “Salve! Salve, Domine!“ “Good health to your lordship!”

A little way behind the outriders rolled a comfortable, four-wheeled, covered carriage,ornamented with handsome embossed plate-work of bronze. Two sleek, jet-black steeds were whirling it swiftly onward. Behind, a couple of equally speedy grey mules were drawing an open wagon loaded with baggage, and containing two smart-looking slave-boys. But all four persons at the treadmill had fixed their eyes on the other conveyance. Besides a sturdy driver, whose ponderous hands seemed too powerful to handle the fine leather reins, there were sitting within an elderly, decently dressed man, and at his side another much younger. The former personage was Pausanias, the freedman and travelling companion of his friend and patron, Quintus Livius Drusus, the “Master Drusus” of whom the slaves had been speaking. Chloë’s sharp eyes scanned her strange owner very keenly, and the impression he created was not in the least unfavourable. Drusus was apparently of about two and twenty. As he was sitting, he appeared a trifle short in stature, with a thick frame, solid shoulders, long arms, and large hands. His face was distinctively Roman. The features were a little irregular, though not to an unpleasant extent. The profile was aquiline. His eyes were brown and piercing, turning perpetually this way and that, to grasp every detail of the scene around. His dark, reddish hair was clipped close, and his chin was smooth shaven and decidedly firm—stern, even, the face might have been called, except for the relief afforded by a delicately curved mouth—not weak, but affable and ingenuous. Drusus wore a dark travelling cloak, and from underneath it peeped his tunic, with its stripe of narrow purple—the badge of the Roman equestrian order. On his finger was another emblem of nobility—a large, plain, gold ring, conspicuous among several other rings with costly settings.

“Salve! Salve, Domine!“ cried the slaves a second time, as the carriage drew near. The young master pushed back the blue woollen curtains in order to gain a better view, then motioned to the driver to stop.

“Are you slaves of mine?” was his question. The tone was interested and kindly, and Mago saluted profoundly, and replied:—

“We are the slaves of the most noble Quintus Livius Drusus, who owns this estate.”

“I am he,” replied the young man, smiling. “The day is hot. It grows late. You have toiled enough. Go you all and rest. Here, Pausanias, give them each a philippus, with which to remember my home-coming!”

“Eu! Eu! Io!Domine!“ cried the slaves, giving vent to their delight. And Chloë whispered to Laïs: “You were right. The new master will be kind. There will not be so many whippings.”

But while Pausanias was fumbling in the money-bags, a new instance of the generosity of Drusus was presented. Down a by-path in the field filed a sorrowful company; a long row of slaves in fetters, bound together by a band and chain round the waist of each. They were a disreputable enough gang of unkempt, unshaven, half-clothed wretches: Gauls and Germans with fair hair and giant physiques; dark-haired Syrians; black-skinned Africans,—all panting and groaning, clanking their chains, and cursing softly at the two sullen overseers, who, with heavy-loaded whips, were literally driving them down into the road.

Again Drusus spoke.

“Whose slaves are these? Mine?”

“They are your lordship’s,” said the foremost overseer, who had just recognized his newly come employer.

“Why are they in chains?” asked Drusus.

“Mamercus found them refractory,” replied the guard, “and ordered them to be kept in the underground prison, and to work in the chain gang.”

The young man made a motion of disgust.

“Bah!” he remarked, “the whole familia will be in fetters if Mamercus has his way much longer. Knock off those chains. Tell the wretches they are to remain unshackled only so long as they behave. Give them three skins to-night from which to drink their master’s health. Drive on, Cappadox!”

And before the fettered slaves could comprehend their release from confinement, and break out into a chorus of barbarous and uncouth thanksgivings and blessings, the carriage had vanished from sight down the turn of the road.

II

Who was Quintus Livius Drusus? Doubtless he would have felt highly insulted if his family history had not been fairly well known to every respectable person around Præneste and to a very large and select circle at Rome. When a man could take Livius for his gentile name, and Drusus for his cognomen, he had a right to hold his head high, and regard himself as one of the noblest and best of the imperial city. But of course the Drusian house had a number of branches, and the history of Quintus’s direct family was this. He was the grandson of that Marcus Livius Drusus who, though an aristocrat of the aristocrats, had dared to believe that the oligarchs were too strong, the Roman Commons without character, and that the Italian freemen were suffering from wrongs inflicted by both of the parties at the capital. For his efforts to right the abuses, he had met with a reward very common to statesmen of his day, a dagger-thrust from the hand of an undiscovered assassin. He had left a son, Sextus, a man of culture and talent, who remembered his father’s fate, and walked for a time warily in politics. Sextus had married twice. Once to a very noble lady of the Fabian gens, the mother of his son Quintus. Then some years after her death he took in marriage a reigning beauty, a certain Valeria, who soon developed such extravagance and frivolity, that, soon after she bore him a daughter, he was forced “to send her a messenger”; in other words, to divorce her. The daughter had been put under the guardianship of Sextus’s sister-in-law Fabia, one of the Vestal virgins at Rome. Sextus himself had accepted an appointment to a tribuneship in a legion of Cæsar in Gaul. When he departed for the wars he took with him as fellow officer a life-long friend, Caius Cornelius Lentulus; and ere leaving for the campaign the two had formed a compact quite in keeping with the stern Roman spirit that made the child the slave of the father: Young Quintus Drusus should marry Cornelia, Lentulus’s only child, as soon as the two came to a proper age. And so the friends went away to win glory in Gaul; to perish side by side, when Sabinus’s ill-fated legion was cut off by the Eburones.

The son and the daughter remained. Quintus Drusus had had kindly guardians; he had been sent for four years to the “University” at Athens; had studied rhetoric and philosophy; and now he was back with his career before him,—master of himself, of a goodly fortune, of a noble inheritance of high-born ancestry. And he was to marry Cornelia. No thought of thwarting his father’s mandate crossed his mind; he was bound by the decree of the dead. He had not seen his betrothed for four years. He remembered her as a bright-eyed, merry little girl, who had an arch way of making all to mind her. But he remembered too, that her mother was a vapid lady of fashion, that her uncle and guardian was Lucius Cornelius Lentulus Crus, Consul-elect, a man of little refinement or character. And four years were long enough to mar a young girl’s life. What would she be like? What had time made of her? The curiosity—we will not call it passion—was overpowering. Pure “love” was seldom recognized as such by the age. When the carriage reached a spot where two roads forked, leading to adjacent estates, Drusus alighted.

“Is her ladyship Cornelia at the villa of the Lentuli?” was his demand of a gardener who was trimming a hedge along the way.

“Ah! Master Drusus,” cried the fellow, dropping his sickle in delight. “Joy to see you! Yes, she is in the grove by the villa; by the great cypress you know so well. But how you have changed, sir—”

But Drusus was off. The path was familiar. Through the trees he caught glimpses of the stately mazes of colonnades of the Lentulan villa, surrounded by its artificially arranged gardens, and its wide stretches of lawn and orchard. The grove had been his playground. Here was the oak under which Cornelia and he had gathered acorns. The remnants of the little brush house they had built still survived. His step quickened. He heard the rush of the little stream that wound through the grove. Then he saw ahead of him a fern thicket, and the brook flashing its water beyond. In his recollection a bridge had here crossed the streamlet. It had been removed. Just across, swayed the huge cypress. Drusus stepped forward. At last! He pushed carefully through the thicket, making only a little noise, and glanced across the brook.

There were ferns all around the cypress. Ivies twined about its trunk. On the bank the green turf looked dry, but cool. Just under the tree the brook broke into a miniature cascade, and went rippling down in a score of pygmy, sparkling waterfalls. On a tiny promontory a marble nymph, a fine bit of Greek sculpture, was pouring, without respite, from a water-urn into the gurgling flood. But Drusus did not gaze at the nymph. Close beside the image, half lying, half sitting, in an abandon only to be produced by a belief that she was quite alone, rested a young woman. It was Cornelia.

Drusus had made no disturbance, and the object on which he fastened his eyes had not been in the least stirred out of a rather deep reverie. He stood for a while half bashful, half contemplative. Cornelia had taken off her shoes and let her little white feet trail down into the water. She wore only her white tunic, and had pushed it back so that her arms were almost bare. At the moment she was resting lazily on one elbow, and gazing abstractedly up at the moving ocean of green overhead. She was only sixteen; but in the warm Italian clime that age had brought her to maturity. No one would have said that she was beautiful, from the point of view of mere softly sensuous Greek beauty. Rather, she was handsome, as became the daughter of Cornelii and Claudii. She was tall; her hair, which was bound in a plain knot on the back of her head, was dark—almost black; her eyes were large, grey, lustrous, and on occasion could be proud and angry. Yet with it all she was pretty—pretty, said Drusus to himself, as any girl he had seen in Athens. For there were coy dimples in her delicate little chin, her finely chiselled features were not angular, while her cheeks were aglow with a healthy colour that needed no rouge to heighten. In short, Cornelia, like Drusus, was a Roman; and Drusus saw that she was a Roman, and was glad.

Presently something broke the reverie. Cornelia’s eyes dropped from the treetops, and lighted up with attention. One glance across the brook into the fern thicket; then one irrepressible feminine scream; and then:—

“Cornelia!” “Quintus!”

Drusus sprang forward, but almost fell into the brooklet. The bridge was gone. Cornelia had started up, and tried to cover her arms and shake her tunic over her feet. Her cheeks were all smiles and blushes. But Drusus’s situation was both pathetic and ludicrous. He had his fiancée almost in his arms, and yet the stream stopped him. Instantly Cornelia was in laughter.

“Oh! My second Leander,” she cried, “will you be brave, and swim again from Abydos to Sestos to meet your Hero?”

“Better!” replied Drusus, now nettled; “see!” And though the leap was a long one he cleared it, and landed close by the marble nymph.

Drusus had not exactly mapped out for himself the method of approaching the young woman who had been his child playmate. Cornelia, however, solved all his perplexity. Changing suddenly from laughter into what were almost tears, she flung her arms around his neck, and kissed him again and again.

“Oh, Quintus! Quintus!” she cried, nearly sobbing, “I am so glad you have come!”

“And I am glad,” said the young man, perhaps with a tremor in his voice.

“I never knew how I wanted you, until you are here,” she continued; “I didn’t look for you to-day. I supposed you would come from Puteoli to-morrow. Oh! Quintus, you must be very kind to me. Perhaps I am very stupid. But I am tired, tired.”

Drusus looked at her in a bit of astonishment.

“Tired! I can’t see that you look fatigued.”

“Not in body,” went on Cornelia, still holding on to him. “But here, sit down on the grass. Let me hold your hands. You do not mind. I want to talk with you. No, don’t interrupt. I must tell you. I have been here in Præneste only a week. I wanted to get away from Baiæ. I was afraid to stay there with my mother.”

“Afraid to stay at that lovely seashore house with your mother!” exclaimed Drusus, by no means unwilling to sit as entreated, but rather bewildered in mind.

“I was afraid of Lucius Ahenobarbus, the consular Domitius’s second son. I don’t like him! there!“ and Cornelia’s grey eyes lit up with menacing fire.

“Afraid of Lucius Ahenobarbus!” laughed Drusus. “Well, I don’t think I call him a very dear friend. But why should he trouble you?”

“It was ever since last spring, when I was in the new theatre seeing the play, that he came around, thrust himself upon me, and tried to pay attentions. Then he has kept them up ever since; he followed us to Baiæ; and the worst of it is, my mother and uncle rather favour him. So I had Stephanus, my friend the physician, say that sea air was not good for me, and I was sent here. My mother and uncle will come in a few days, but not that fellow Lucius, I hope. I was so tired trying to keep him off.”

“I will take care of the knave,” said Drusus, smiling. “So this is the trouble? I wonder that your mother should have anything to do with such a fellow. I hear in letters that he goes with a disreputable gang. He is a boon companion with Marcus Læca, the old Catilinian, who is a smooth-headed villain, and to use a phrase of my father’s good friend Cicero—’has his head and eyebrows always shaved, that he may not be said to have one hair of an honest man about him.’ But he will have to reckon with me now. Now it is my turn to talk. Your long story has been very short. Nor is mine long. My old uncle Publius Vibulanus is dead. I never knew him well enough to be able to mourn him bitterly. Enough, he died at ninety; and just as I arrive at Puteoli comes a message that I am his sole heir. His freedmen knew I was coming, embalmed the body, and wait for me to go to Rome to-morrow to give the funeral oration and light the pyre. He has left a fortune fit to compare with that of Crassus—real estate, investments, a lovely villa at Tusculum. And now I—no, we—are wealthy beyond avarice. Shall we not thank the Gods?”

“I thank them for nothing,” was her answer; then more shyly, “except for your own coming; for, Quintus, you—you—will marry me before very long?”

“What hinders?” cried the other, in the best of spirits. “To-morrow I go to Rome; then back again! And then all Præneste will flock to our marriage train. No, pout no more over Lucius Ahenobarbus. He shan’t pay disagreeable attentions. And now over to the old villa; for Mamercus is eating his heart out to see me!”

And away they went arm in arm.

Drusus’s head was in the air. He had resolved to marry Cornelia, cost what it might to his desires. He knew now that he was affianced to the one maiden in the world quite after his own heart.

III

The paternal villa of Drusus lay on the lower part of the slope of the Præneste citadel, facing the east. It was a genuine country and farming estate—not a mere refuge from the city heat and hubbub. The Drusi had dwelt on it for generations, and Quintus had spent his boyhood upon it. The whole mass of farm land was in the very pink of cultivation. There were lines of stately old elms enclosing the estate; and within, in regular sequence, lay vineyards producing the rather poor Præneste wine, olive orchards, groves of walnut trees, and many other fruits. Returning to the point where he had left the carriage, Drusus led Cornelia up a broad avenue flanked by noble planes and cypresses. Before them soon stood, or rather stretched, the country house. It was a large grey stone building, added to, from time to time, by successive owners. Only in front did it show signs of modern taste and elegance. Here ran a colonnade of twelve red porphyry pillars, with Corinthian capitals. The part of the house reserved for the master lay behind this entrance way. Back of it rambled the structure used by the farm steward, and the slaves and cattle. The whole house was low—in fact practically one-storied; and the effect produced was perhaps substantial, but hardly imposing.

Up the broad avenue went the two young people; too busy with their own gay chatter to notice at a distance how figures were running in and out amid the colonnade, and how the pillars were festooned with flowers. But as they drew nearer a throng was evident. The whole farm establishment—men, women, and children—had assembled, garlanded and gayly dressed, to greet the young master. Perhaps five hundred persons—nearly all slaves—had been employed on the huge estate, and they were all at hand. As Drusus came up the avenue, a general shout of welcome greeted him.

“Ave! Ave! Domine!“ and there were some shouts as Cornelia was seen of, “Ave! Domina!“

“Domina here very soon,” said Drusus, smiling to the young lady; and disengaging himself from her, he advanced to greet personally a tall, ponderous figure, with white, flowing hair, a huge white beard, and a left arm that had been severed at the wrist, who came forward with a swinging military stride that seemed to belie his evident years.

“All hail, dearest Mamercus!” exclaimed the young man, running up to the burly object. “Here is the little boy you used to scold, fondle, and tell stories to, back safe and sound to hear the old tales and to listen to some more admonitions.”

The veteran made a hurried motion with his remaining hand, as if to brush something away from his eyes, and his deep voice seemed a trifle husky when he replied, speaking slowly:—

“Mehercle! All the Gods be praised! The noble Sextus living again in the form of his son! Ah! This makes my old heart glad;” and he held out his hand to Drusus. But the young man dashed it away, and flinging his arms around Mamercus’s neck, kissed him on both cheeks. Then when this warm greeting was over, Drusus had to salute Titus Mamercus, a solid, stocky, honest-faced country lad of eighteen, the son of the veteran; and after Titus—since the Mamerci and Drusi were remotely related and the jus oscului—less legally, the “right of kissing"—existed between them, he felt called upon to press the cheek of Æmilia, Mamercus’s pretty daughter, of about her brother’s age. Cornelia seemed a little discomposed at this, and perhaps so gave her lover a trifling delight. But next he had to shake all the freedmen by the hand, also the older and better known slaves; and to say something in reply to their congratulations. The mass of the slaves he could not know personally; but to the assembled company he spoke a few words, with that quiet dignity which belongs to those who are the heirs of generations of lordly ancestors.

“This day I assume control of my estate. All past offences are forgiven. I remit any punishments, however justly imposed. To those who are my faithful servants and clients I will prove a kind and reasonable master. Let none in the future be mischievous or idle; for them I cannot spare. But since the season is hot, in honour of my home-coming, for the next ten days I order that no work, beyond that barely needed, be done in the fields. Let the familia enjoy rest, and let them receive as much wine as they may take without being unduly drunken. Geta, Antiochus, and Kebes, who have been in this house many years, shall go with me before the prætor, to be set free.”

And then, while the slaves still shouted their aves and salves, Mamercus led Drusus and Cornelia through the old villa, through the atrium where the fountain tinkled, and the smoky, waxen death-masks of Quintus’s noble ancestors grinned from the presses on the wall; through the handsomely furnished rooms for the master of the house; out to the barns and storehouses, that stretched away in the rear of the great farm building. Much pride had the veteran when he showed the sleek cattle, the cackling poultry-yard, and the tall stacks of hay; only he growled bitterly over what he termed the ill-timed leniency of his young patron in releasing the slaves in the chain-gang.

“Oh, such times!” he muttered in his beard; “here’s this young upstart coming home, and teaches me that such dogs as I put in fetters are better set at large! There’ll be a slave revolt next, and some night all our throats will be cut. But it’s none of my doing.”

“Well,” said Drusus, smiling, “I’ve been interested at Athens in learning from philosophy that one owes some kindness even to a slave. But it’s always your way, Mamercus, to tell how much better the old times were than the new.”

“And I am right,” growled the other. “Hasn’t a man who fought with Marius, and helped to beat those northern giants, the Cimbri and Teutones, a right to his opinion? The times are evil—evil! No justice in the courts. No patriotism in the Senate. Rascality in every consul and prætor. And the ‘Roman People’ orators declaim about are only a mob! Vah! We need an end to this game of fauns and satyrs!”

“Come,” said Drusus, “we are not at such a direful strait yet. There is one man at least whom I am convinced is not altogether a knave; and I have determined to throw in my lot with him. Do you guess, Mamercus?”

“Cæsar?”

Drusus nodded. Mamercus broke out into a shout of approval.

“Euge! Unless my son Decimus, who is centurion with him, writes me false, he is a man!”

But Cornelia was distressed of face.

“Quintus,” she said very gravely, “do you know that I have often heard that Cæsar is a wicked libertine, who wishes to make himself tyrant? What have you done?”

“Nothing rashly,” said Drusus, also quite grave; “but I have counted the matter on both sides—the side of Pompeius and the Senate, and the side of Cæsar—and I have written to Balbus, Cæsar’s manager at Rome, that I shall use my tiny influence for the proconsul of the Gauls.”

Cornelia seemed greatly affected; she clasped and unclasped her hands, pressed them to her brows; then when she let them fall, she was again smiling.

“Quintus,” she said, putting her arm around him, “Quintus, I am only a silly little girl. I do not know anything about politics. You are wiser than I, and I can trust you. But please don’t quarrel with my uncle Lentulus about your decision. He would be terribly angry.”

Quintus smiled in turn, and kissing her, said: “Can you trust me? I hope so. And be assured I will do all I may, not to quarrel with your uncle. And now away with all this silly serious talk! What a pity for Mamercus to have been so gloomy as to introduce it! What a pity I must go to Rome to-morrow, and leave this dear old place! But then, I have to see my aunt Fabia, and little Livia, the sister I haven’t met since she was a baby. And while I am in Rome I will do something else—can you guess?” Cornelia shook her head. “Carpenters, painters, masons! I will send them out to make this old villa fresh and pretty for some one who, I hope, will come here to live in about a month. No, don’t run away,” for Cornelia was trying to hide her flushed face by flight; “I have something else to get—a present for your own dear self. What shall it be? I am rich; cost does not matter.”

Cornelia pursed her lips in thought.

“Well,” she remarked, “if you could bring me out a pretty boy, not too old or too young, one that was honest and quick-witted, he would be very convenient to carry messages to you, and to do any little business for me.”

Cornelia asked for a slave-boy just as she might have asked for a new pony, with that indifference to the question of humanity which indicated that the demarcation between a slave and an animal was very slight in her mind.

“Oh! that is nothing,” said Drusus; “you shall have the handsomest and cleverest in all Rome. And if Mamercus complains that I am extravagant in remodelling the house, let him remember that his wonderful Cæsar, when a young man, head over ears in debt, built an expensive villa at Aricia, and then pulled it down to the foundations and rebuilt on an improved plan. Farewell, Sir Veteran, I will take Cornelia home, and then come back for that dinner which I know the cook has made ready with his best art.”

Arm in arm the young people went away down the avenue of shade trees, dim in the gathering twilight. Mamercus stood gazing after them.

“What a pity! What a pity!” he repeated to himself, “that Sextus and Caius are not alive; how they would have rejoiced in their children! Why do the fates order things as they do? Only let them be kind enough to let me live until I hold another little Drusus on my knee, and tell him of the great battles! But the Gods forbid, Lentulus should find out speedily that his lordship has gone over to Cæsar; or there will be trouble enough for both his lordship and my lady. The consul-elect is a stubborn, bitter man. He would be terribly offended to give his niece in marriage to a political enemy. But it may all turn out well. Who knows?” And he went into the house.

CHAPTER II

THE UPPER WALKS OF SOCIETY

I

It was very early in the morning. From the streets, far below, a dull rumbling was drifting in at the small, dim windows. On the couch, behind some faded curtains, a man turned and yawned, grunted and rubbed his eyes. The noise of the heavy timber, stone, and merchandise wagons hastening out of the city before daybreak, jarred the room, and made sleep almost impossible. The person awakened swore quietly to himself in Greek.

“Heracles! Was ever one in such a city! What malevolent spirit brought me here? Throat-cutting on the streets at night; highwaymen in every foul alley; unsafe to stir at evening without an armed band! No police worth mentioning; freshets every now and then; fires every day or else a building tumbles down. And then they must wake me up at an unearthly hour in the morning. Curses on me for ever coming near the place!” And the speaker rolled over on the bed, and shook himself, preparatory to getting up.

“Bah! Can these Roman dogs never learn that power is to be used, not abused? Why don’t they spend some of their revenues to level these seven hills that shut off the light, and straighten and widen their abominable, ill-paved streets, and keep houses from piling up as if to storm Olympus? Pshaw, I had better stop croaking, and be up and about.”

The speaker sat up in bed, and clapped his hands. Into the ill-lighted and unpretentiously furnished room came a tall, bony, ebon-skinned old Ethiopian, very scantily attired, who awaited the wishes of his master.

“Come, Sesostris,” said the latter, “get out my best himation—the one with the azure tint. Give me a clean chiton, and help me dress.”

And while the servant bustled briskly about his work, Pratinas, for such was his lord’s name, continued his monologue, ignoring the presence of his attendant. “Not so bad with me after all. Six years ago to-day it was I came to Rome, with barely an obol of ready money, to make my fortune by my wits. Zeus! But I can’t but say I’ve succeeded. A thousand sesterces here and five hundred there, and now and then a better stroke of fortune—politics, intrigues, gambling; all to the same end. And now?—oh, yes, my ‘friends’ would say I am very respectable, but quite poor—but they don’t know how I have economized, and how my account stands with Sosthenes the banker at Alexandria. My old acquaintance with Lucius Domitius was of some use. A few more months of this life and I am away from this beastly Rome, to enjoy myself among civilized people.”

Pratinas went over to a large wooden chest with iron clasps, unlocked it, and gazed for a moment inside with evident satisfaction. “There are six good talents in there,” he remarked to himself, “and then there is Artemisia.”

He had barely concluded this last, hardly intelligible assertion, when the curtain of the room was pushed aside, and in came a short, plump, rosy-faced little maiden of twelve, with a clearly chiselled Greek profile and lips as red as a cherry. Her white chiton was mussed and a trifle soiled; and her thick black hair was tied back in a low knot, so as to cover what were two very shapely little ears. All in all, she presented a very pretty picture, as the sunlight streamed over her, when she drew back the hangings at the window.

“Good morning, Uncle Pratinas,” she said sweetly.

“Good morning, Artemisia, my dear,” replied the other, giving her round neck a kiss, and a playful pinch. “You will practise on your lyre, and let Sesostris teach you to sing. You know we shall go back to Alexandria very soon; and it is pleasant there to have some accomplishments.”

“And must you go out so early, uncle?” said the girl. “Can’t you stay with me any part of the day? Sometimes I get very lonely.”

“Ah! my dear,” said Pratinas, smoothly, “if I could do what I wished, I would never leave you. But business cannot wait. I must go and see the noble Lucius Calatinus on some very important political matters, which you could not understand. Now run away like a good girl, and don’t become doleful.”

Artemisia left the room, and Pratinas busied himself about the fine touches of his toilet. When he held the silver mirror up to his face, he remarked to himself that he was not an unhandsome man. “If I did not have to play the philosopher, and wear this thick, hot beard, I would not be ashamed to show my head anywhere.” Then while he perfumed himself with oil of saffron out of a little onyx bottle, he went on:—

“What dogs and gluttons these Romans are! They have no real taste for art, for beauty. They cannot even conduct a murder, save in a bungling way. They have to call in us Hellenes to help them. Ha! ha! this is the vengeance for Hellas, for the sack and razing of Corinth and all the other atrocities! Rome can conquer with the sword; but we Greeks, though conquered, can, unarmed, conquer Rome. How these Italians can waste their money! Villas, statues, pretty slaves, costly vases, and tables of mottled cypress, oysters worth their weight in gold, and I know not what else! And I, poor Pratinas, the Greek, who lives in an upper floor of a Subura house at only two thousand sesterces rental, find in these noble Roman lords only so much plunder. Ha! ha! Hellas, thou art avenged!”

And gathering his mantle about him, he went down the several flights of very rickety stairs, and found himself in the buzzing street.

II

The Romans hugged a fond belief that houses shut out from sunlight and air were extremely healthy. If such were the fact, there should have been no sickness in a great part of the capital. The street in which Pratinas found himself was so dark, that he was fain to wait till his eyes accommodated themselves to the change. The street was no wider than an alley, yet packed with booths and hucksters,—sellers of boiled peas and hot sausage, and fifty other wares. On the worthy Hellene pressed, while rough German slaves or swarthy Africans jostled against him; the din of scholars declaiming in an adjoining school deafened him; a hundred unhappy odors made him wince. Then, as he fought his way, the streets grew a trifle wider; as he approached the Forum the shops became more pretentious; at last he reached his destination in the aristocratic quarter of the Palatine, and paused before a new and ostentatious mansion, in whose vestibule was swarming a great bevy of clients, all come in the official calling costume—a ponderous toga—to pay their respects to the great man. But as the inner door was pushed aside by the vigilant keeper, all the rest of the crowd were kept out till Pratinas could pass within.

The atrium of the house was a splendid sight, with its veined marble pillars, mosaic floor, bubbling fountain, choice frescoes, and expensive furniture upholstered in Tyrian purple. A little in the rear of this gorgeous room was seated in a high armchair the individual who boasted himself the lord of this establishment, Lucius Atilius Calatinus. He was a large, coarse man, with a rough, bull-dog face and straight red hair. He had been drinking heavily the night before, and his small bluish eyes had wide dark circles beneath them, and his breath showed strongly the garlic with which he had seasoned the bread and grapes of his early lunch. He was evidently very glad to see his Greek visitor, and drove the six large, heavily gemmed rings which he wore on one of his fat fingers, almost into the other’s hand when he shook it.

“Well met, Pratinas!” was his salutation. “Tell me, is that little affair of yours settled? Have you stopped the mouth of that beastly fellow, Postumus Pyrgensis, who said that I was a base upstart, with no claim to my gentile name, and a bad record as a tax farmer in Spain, and therefore should not be elected tribune?”

“I have stopped him,” said Pratinas, with a little cough. “But it was expensive. He stuck out for ten thousand sesterces.”

“Oh, cheaply off,” said Calatinus, laughing. “I will give you my cheque on Flaccus the banker. But I want to know about the other matter. Can you make sure of the votes of the Suburana tribe? Have you seen Autronius?”

“I have seen him,” said Pratinas, dryly.

“And he said?”

“Twenty thousand sesterces for him to deposit with trustees until the election is over. Then he as go-between will make sure of a majority of the tribesmen, and distribute to them the money if all goes well at the comitia. It was the best bargain I could make; for Autronius really controls the tribe, and some one might outbid us.”

“All right,” broke out Calatinus with a laugh, “another cheque on Flaccus.”

“One thing else,” said Pratinas; “I must have a little money to shut up any complaints that those ridiculous anti-bribery Licinian and Pompeian Laws are being broken. Then there is my fee.”

“Oh, yes,” replied the other, not to be daunted in his good humour, “I’ll give you fifty thousand in all. Now I must see this rabble.”

And the mob of clients swept up to the armchair, grasping after the great man’s hand, and raining on him their aves, while some daring mortals tried to thrust in a kiss.

Pratinas drew back and watched the crowd with a smile half cynical, half amused. Some of the visitors were regular hangers-on, who perhaps expected an invitation to dine; some were seekers of patronage; some had an eye to political preferment, a few were real acquaintances of Calatinus or came on some legitimate business. Pratinas observed three friends waiting to speak with Calatinus, and was soon in conversation.

The first of the trio was known as Publius Gabinius, who was by far the oldest. Coarse-featured, with broken complexion, it needed but a glance to proclaim him as gifted with no other distinctions than those of a hard drinker, fast liver, and the owner of an attenuated conscience. Servius Flaccus, the second, was of a different type. He was languid; spirited only when he railed at a slave who brushed against his immaculate toga. The frills on his robes made him almost feminine; and he spoke, even in invective, in a soft, lisping voice. Around him floated the aroma of countless rare unguents, that made his coming known afar off. His only aim in life was evidently to get through it with as little exertion of brain or muscle as was possible. The third friend was unlike the others. Lucius Domitius Ahenobarbus clearly amounted to more than either of his companions. A constant worship of three very popular gods of the day—Women, Wine, and Gaming—with the other excitements of a dissipated life, had ruined a fine fair complexion. As it was, he had the profile of a handsome, affable man; only the mouth was hard and sensual, and his skin was faded and broken. He wore a little brown beard carefully trimmed around his well-oiled chin after the manner of Roman men of fashion; and his dark hair was crimped in regular steps or gradations, parting in the middle and arranged on both sides like a girl’s.

“Good morning, Pratinas!” said Lucius, warmly, taking the Greek’s hand. “How glad we are to find you here. I wanted to ask you around to Marcus Læca’s to-night; we think he will give something of a feast, and you must see my latest sweetheart—Clyte! She is a little pearl. I have had her head cut in intaglio on this onyx; is she not pretty?”

“Very pretty,” said Pratinas, looking at the engraving on the ring. “But perhaps it is not right for me, a grave philosopher, to go to your banquet.”

“How (h)absurd! (H)of c(h)ourse you c(h)an!” lisped Flaccus, who affected Greek so far as to aspirate every word beginning with a vowel, and to change every c into a ch.

“Well,” said Pratinas, laughing, for he was a dearly loved favourite of all these gilded youth, “I will see! And now Gabinius is inviting Calatinus also, and we are dispersing for the morning.”

“Alas,” groaned Ahenobarbus, “I must go to the Forum to plead with that wretch Phormio, the broker, to arrange a new loan.”

“And I to the Forum, also,” added Calatinus, coming up, “to continue this pest of a canvass for votes.”

The clients fell into line behind Calatinus like a file of soldiers, but before Pratinas could start away with the other friends, a slave-boy came running out from the inner house, to say that “the Lady Valeria would be glad of his company in her boudoir.” The Greek bowed his farewells, then followed the boy back through the court of the peristylium.

III

The dressing room occupied by Valeria—once wife of Sextus Drusus and now living with Calatinus as her third husband in about four years—was fitted up with every luxury which money, and a taste which carried refinement to an extreme point, could accomplish. The walls were bright with splendid mythological scenes by really good artists; the furniture itself was plated with silver; the rugs were magnificent. The mistress of this palatial abode was sitting in a low easy-chair, holding before her a fairly large silver mirror. She wore a loose gown of silken texture, edged to an ostentatious extent with purple. Around her hovered Arsinoë and Semiramis, two handsome Greek slave-girls, who were far better looking than their owner, inasmuch as their complexions had never been ruined by paints and ointments. They were expert hairdressers, and Valeria had paid twenty-five thousand sesterces for each of them, on the strength of their proficiency in that art, and because they were said to speak with a pure Attic Greek accent. At the moment they were busy stripping off from the lady’s face a thick layer of dried enamel that had been put on the night before.

Had Valeria been willing, she might have feared no comparison with her maids; for from a merely sensuous standpoint, she would have been reckoned very beautiful. She had by nature large brown eyes, luxuriant brown hair, and what had been a clear brunette skin, and well-rounded and regular features. But her lips were curled in hard, haughty lines, her long eyelashes drooped as though she took little interest in life; and, worse than all, to satisfy the demands of fashion, she had bleached her hair to a German blonde, by a process ineffective and injurious. The lady was just fuming to herself over a gray hair Arsinoë had discovered, and Arsinoë went around in evident fear lest Valeria should vent her vexation on her innocent ministers.

Over in one corner of the room, on a low divan, was sitting a strange-looking personage. A gaunt, elderly man clothed in a very dingy Greek himation, with shaggy grey hair, and an enormous beard that tumbled far down his breast. This personage was Pisander, Valeria’s “house-philosopher,” who was expected to be always at her elbow pouring into her ears a rain of learned lore. For this worthy lady (and two thousand years later would she not be attending lectures on Dante or Browning?) was devoted to philosophy, and loved to hear the Stoics and Epicureans expound their varying systems of the cosmos. At this moment she was feasting her soul on Plato. Pisander was reading from the “Phaidros,” “They might have seen beauty shining in brightness, when the happy band, following in the train of Zeus (as we philosophers did; or with the other gods, as others did), saw a vision, and were initiated into most blessed mysteries, which we celebrated in our state of innocence; and having no feeling of evils yet to come; beholding apparitions, innocent and simple and calm and happy as in a mystery; shining in pure light; pure ourselves, and not yet enchained in that living tomb which we carry about, now that we are imprisoned in the body ...”

“Pratinas, to see her ladyship!” bawled a servant-boy at the doorway, very unceremoniously interrupting the good man and his learnedly sublime lore. And Pratinas, with the softest and sweetest of his Greek smiles, entered the room.

“Your ladyship does me the honour,” he began, with an extremely deferential salutation.

“Oh, my dear Pratinas,” cried Valeria, in a language she called Greek, seizing his hand and almost embracing him, “how delighted I am to see you! We haven’t met since—since yesterday morning. I did so want to have a good talk with you about Plato’s theory of the separate existence of ideas. But first I must ask you, have you heard whether the report is true that Terentia, Caius Glabrio’s wife, has run off with a gladiator?”

“So Gabinius, I believe,” replied Pratinas, “just told me. And I heard something else. A great secret. You must not tell.”

“Oh! I am dying to know,” smirked Valeria.

“Well,” said the Greek, confidentially, “Publius Silanus has divorced his wife, Crispia. ‘She went too much,’ he says, ‘with young Purpureo.’”

“You do not say so!” exclaimed the lady. “I always knew that would happen! Now tell me, don’t you think this perfume of iris is delicate? It’s in that little glass scent bottle; break the neck. I shall use it in a minute. I have just had some bottles sent up from Capua. Roman perfumes are so vulgar!”

“I fear,” said Pratinas, doing as bidden, and testing the essence with evident satisfaction, “that I have interrupted your philosophical studies.” And he glanced at Pisander, who was sitting lonesome and offended in his corner.

“Oh! not in the least,” ran on Valeria; “but though I know you are Epicurean, surely you enjoy Plato?”

“Certainly,” said Pratinas, with dramatic dignity, “I suck the sweets from the flowers left us by all the wise and good. Epicurean though I am, your ladyship must permit me to lend you a copy of an essay I have with me, by that great philosopher, the Stoic Chrysippos, although I cannot agree with all his teachings; and this copy of Panaitios, the Eclectic’s great Treatise on Duty, which cannot fail to edify your ladyship.” And he held out the two rolls.

“A thousand thanks,” said Valeria, languidly, “hand them to Pisander. I will have him read them. A little more white lead, Arsinoë, I am too tanned; make me paler. Just run over the veins of my temples with a touch of blue paint. Now a tint of antimony on my eyelids.”

“Your ladyship seems in wonderfully good spirits this morning,” insinuated Pratinas.

“Yes,” said Valeria, with a sigh, “I endure the woes of life as should one who is consoled by philosophy.”

“Shall I continue the Plato?” edged in poor Pisander, who was raging inwardly to think that Pratinas should dare to assume the name of a “lover of learning.”

“When you are needed, I can tell you,” snapped Valeria, sharply, at the feeble remonstrance. “Now, Semiramis, you may arrange my hair.”

The girl looked puzzled. To tell the truth, Valeria was speaking in a tongue that was a babel of Greek and Latin, although she fondly imagined it to be the former, and Semiramis could hardly understand her.

“If your ladyship will speak in Latin,” faltered the maid.

“Speak in Latin! Speak in Latin!” flared up Valeria. “Am I deceived? Are you not Greeks? Are you some ignorant Italian wenches who can’t speak anything but their native jargon? Bah! You’ve misplaced a curl. Take that!” And she struck the girl across the palms, with the flat of her silver mirror. Semiramis shivered and flushed, but said nothing.

“Do I not have a perfect Greek pronunciation?” said the lady, turning to Pratinas. “It is impossible to carry on a polite conversation in Latin.”

“I can assure your ladyship,” said the Hellene, with still another bland smile, “that your pronunciation is something exceedingly remarkable.”

Valeria was pacified, and lay back submitting to her hairdressers, while Pratinas, who knew what kind of “philosophy” appealed most to his fair patroness, read with a delicate yet altogether admirable voice, a number of scraps of erotic verse that he said friends had just sent on from Alexandria.

“Oh! the shame to call himself a philosopher,” groaned the neglected Pisander to himself. “If I believed in the old gods, I would invoke the Furies upon him.”

But Valeria was now in the best of spirits. “By the two Goddesses,” she swore, “what charming sentiments you Greeks can express. Now I think I look presentable, and can go around and see Papiria, and learn about that dreadful Silanus affair. Tell Agias to bring in the cinnamon ointment. I will try that for a change. It is in the murrhine vase in the other room.”

Iasus the serving-boy stepped into the next apartment, and gave the order to one of his fellow slaves. A minute later there was a crash. Arsinoë, who was without, screamed, and Semiramis, who thrust her head out the door, drew it back with a look of dismay.

“What has happened?” cried Valeria, startled and angry.

Into the room came Arsinoë, Iasus, and a second slave-boy, a well-favoured, intelligent looking young Greek of about seventeen. His ruddy cheeks had turned very pale, as had those of Iasus.

“What has happened?” thundered Valeria, in a tone that showed that a sorry scene was impending.

The slaves fell on their knees; cowered, in fact, on the rugs at the lady’s feet.

“A! A! A! Lady! Mercy!” they all began in a breath. “The murrhina vase! It is broken!”

“Who broke it?” cried their mistress, casting lightning glances from one to another.

Now the truth had been, that while Agias was coming through a door covered with a curtain, carrying the vase, Iasus had carelessly blundered against him and caused the catastrophe. But there had been no other witnesses to the accident; and when Iasus saw that his mistress’s anger would promptly descend on somebody, he had not the moral courage to take the consequences of his carelessness. What amounted to a frightful crime was committed in an instant.

“Agias stumbled and dropped the vase,” said Iasus, telling the truth, but not the whole truth.

“Send for Alfidius the lorarius,” raged Valeria, who, with the promptness that characterizes a certain class of women, jumped at a conclusion and remained henceforth obstinate. “This shall not happen again! Oh! my vase! my vase! I shall never get another one like it! It was one of the spoils of Mithridates, and"—here her eye fell on Agias, cringing and protesting his innocence in a fearful agony.

“Stand up, boy! Stop whining! Of course you broke the vase. Who else had it? I will make you a lesson to all the slaves in my house. They need one badly. I will get another serving-boy who will be more careful.”

Agias was deathly pale; the beads of sweat stood out on his forehead; he grasped convulsively at the hem of his mistress’s robe, and murmured wildly of “mercy! mercy!” Pratinas stood back with his imperturbable smile on his face; and if he felt the least pity for his fellow-countryman, he did not show it.

“Alfidius awaits the mistress,” announced Semiramis, with trembling lips.

Into the room came a brutish, hard-featured, shock-headed man, with a large scar, caused by branding, on his forehead. He carried a short rope and scourge,—a whip with a short handle to which were attached three long lashes, set at intervals with heavy bits of bronze. He cast one glance over the little group in the room, and his dull piglike eyes seemed to light up with a fierce glee, as he comprehended the situation.

“What does your ladyship wish?” he growled.

“Take this wretched boy,” cried Valeria, spurning Agias with her foot; “take him away. Make an example of him. Take him out beyond the Porta Esquilina and whip him to death. Let me never see him again.”

Pisander sprang up in his corner, quivering with righteous wrath.

“What is this?” he cried. “The lad is not guilty of any real crime. It would be absurd to punish a horse for an action like his, and a slave is as good as a horse. What philosopher could endure to see such an outrage?”

Valeria was too excited to hear him. Pratinas coolly took the perturbed philosopher round the waist, and by sheer force seated him in a chair.

“My friend,” he said calmly, “you can only lose your place by interfering; the boy is food for the crows already. Philosophy should teach you to regard little affairs like this unmoved.”

Before Pisander could remonstrate further Alfidius had caught up Agias as if he had been an infant, and carried him, while moaning and pleading, out of the room. Iasus was still trembling. He was not a knave—simply unheroic, and he knew that he had committed the basest of actions. Semiramis and Arsinoë were both very pale, but spoke never a word. Arsinoë looked pityingly after the poor boy, for she had grown very fond of his bright words and obliging manners. For some minutes there was, in fact, perfect silence in the boudoir.

Alfidius carried his victim out into the slaves’ quarters in the rear of the house; there he bound his hands and called in the aid of an assistant to help him execute his mistress’s stern mandate.

Agias had been born for far better things than to be a slave. His father had been a cultured Alexandrine Greek, a banker, and had given his young son the beginnings of a good education. But the rascality of a business partner had sent the father to the grave bankrupt, the son to the slave-market to satisfy the creditors. And now Alfidius and his myrmidon bound their captive to a furca, a wooden yoke passing down the back of the neck and down each arm. The rude thongs cut the flesh cruelly, and the wretches laughed to see how the delicate boy writhed and faltered under the pain and the load.

“Ah, ha! my fine Furcifer,” cried Alfidius, when this work was completed. “How do you find yourself?”

“Do you mock at me, you ‘three letter man‘?” retorted Agias in grim despair, referring cuttingly to FVR branded on Alfidius’s forehead.

“So you sing, my pretty bird,” laughed the executioner. “I think you will croak sorrowfully enough before long. Call me ‘man of letters