CHAPTER 1.
CHAPTER 2.
CHAPTER 3.
CHAPTER 4.
CHAPTER 5.
CHAPTER 6.
CHAPTER 1.
He--for
there could be no doubt of his sex, though the fashion of the time
did something to disguise it--was in the act of slicing at the head
of a Moor which swung from the rafters. It was the colour of an old
football, and more or less the shape of one, save for the sunken
cheeks and a strand or two of coarse, dry hair, like the hair on a
cocoanut. Orlando's father, or perhaps his grandfather, had struck it
from the shoulders of a vast Pagan who had started up under the moon
in the barbarian fields of Africa; and now it swung, gently,
perpetually, in the breeze which never ceased blowing through the
attic rooms of the gigantic house of the lord who had slain him.Orlando's
fathers had ridden in fields of asphodel, and stony fields, and
fields watered by strange rivers, and they had struck many heads of
many colours off many shoulders, and brought them back to hang from
the rafters. So too would Orlando, he vowed. But since he was sixteen
only, and too young to ride with them in Africa or France, he would
steal away from his mother and the peacocks in the garden and go to
his attic room and there lunge and plunge and slice the air with his
blade. Sometimes he cut the cord so that the skull bumped on the
floor and he had to string it up again, fastening it with some
chivalry almost out of reach so that his enemy grinned at him through
shrunk, black lips triumphantly. The skull swung to and fro, for the
house, at the top of which he lived, was so vast that there seemed
trapped in it the wind itself, blowing this way, blowing that way,
winter and summer. The green arras with the hunters on it moved
perpetually. His fathers had been noble since they had been at all.
They came out of the northern mists wearing coronets on their heads.
Were not the bars of darkness in the room, and the yellow pools which
chequered the floor, made by the sun falling through the stained
glass of a vast coat of arms in the window? Orlando stood now in the
midst of the yellow body of an heraldic leopard. When he put his hand
on the window-sill to push the window open, it was instantly coloured
red, blue, and yellow like a butterfly's wing. Thus, those who like
symbols, and have a turn for the deciphering of them, might observe
that though the shapely legs, the handsome body, and the well-set
shoulders were all of them decorated with various tints of heraldic
light, Orlando's face, as he threw the window open, was lit solely by
the sun itself. A more candid, sullen face it would be impossible to
find. Happy the mother who bears, happier still the biographer who
records the life of such a one! Never need she vex herself, nor he
invoke the help of novelist or poet. From deed to deed, from glory to
glory, from office to office he must go, his scribe following after,
till they reach whatever seat it may be that is the height of their
desire. Orlando, to look at, was cut out precisely for some such
career. The red of the cheeks was covered with peach down; the down
on the lips was only a little thicker than the down on the cheeks.
The lips themselves were short and slightly drawn back over teeth of
an exquisite and almond whiteness. Nothing disturbed the arrowy nose
in its short, tense flight; the hair was dark, the ears small, and
fitted closely to the head. But, alas, that these catalogues of
youthful beauty cannot end without mentioning forehead and eyes.
Alas, that people are seldom born devoid of all three; for directly
we glance at Orlando standing by the window, we must admit that he
had eyes like drenched violets, so large that the water seemed to
have brimmed in them and widened them; and a brow like the swelling
of a marble dome pressed between the two blank medallions which were
his temples. Directly we glance at eyes and forehead, thus do we
rhapsodize. Directly we glance at eyes and forehead, we have to admit
a thousand disagreeables which it is the aim of every good biographer
to ignore. Sights disturbed him, like that of his mother, a very
beautiful lady in green walking out to feed the peacocks with
Twitchett, her maid, behind her; sights exalted him--the birds and
the trees; and made him in love with death--the evening sky, the
homing rooks; and so, mounting up the spiral stairway into his
brain--which was a roomy one--all these sights, and the garden sounds
too, the hammer beating, the wood chopping, began that riot and
confusion of the passions and emotions which every good biographer
detests, But to continue--Orlando slowly drew in his head, sat down
at the table, and, with the half-conscious air of one doing what they
do every day of their lives at this hour, took out a writing book
labelled 'Aethelbert: A Tragedy in Five Acts,' and dipped an old
stained goose quill in the ink.