Dating Advice E-Book

Ryan Aarset

• Herausgeber: BookRix
• Kategorie: Fantasy und Science-Fiction
• Sprache: Englisch

Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2021

Beschreibung

These poems are arranged into five groups and designed to enhance fertility.  Once absorbed, they inspire drastic improvements in both romantic and social mobility.  Intended for mature readers.

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Ryan Aarset

Dating Advice

JehovahBookRix GmbH & Co. KG81371 Munich

Title and Disclaimer

Dating Advice

    by Ryan Aarset

        This is a work of fiction.

   Any similarities to real people, places or

          events are coincidental.

    Warning:  Contains mature content.  Recommended 

                     for ages 18+.

Table of Contents

The Future of Natural Beauty............Dating Advice for Writers............Mature Puzzles............Pentameter............Food and Politics............

I. The Future of Natural Beauty

I.  The Future of Natural Beauty

Balcony Mist

Powdered plant juice

Dry ice inhalation    

Balcony gazing

Forever dew.

Shower Dreams

Under a nozzle

In the dark

Lukewarm water

Splashing

In Comfort

Staying put

Drizzle sounds

And nothingness

Today wouldn't

Exist at all

Without this

Just Dripping

Faucet and

Fair oaks

Plus purple

Sun pokes in

After crisp lemons

Poison the skin.

Inspire Purity

Chaste harmony

Rapt immaculacy

Sublime being

Piercing ghost.

Perfect Pets

Swerve left

Incoming thoughts

Bee stings

Each one

Stabs nicely

Pokes my pillow

Endless thoughts

Night time epic

Awakening to

Uncertainty

As if it's new

Swerve right

Straighten

Your back

And lift

Your chin

Be good to

Your dog

If ever I had

A pet again

I wouldn't

Leave it to die

Under flaming logs.

Confidence

Fluid Dispersion

Briery wit

Confidence exhibit

Void compensation

Basal drool

Slurring swoon.

End of Summer

Window dwelling

Morning glory

Green plants

Grey clouds

This is lousy

You can't dream

With your

Eyes bowing

On a summer's 

Endless denouement.

Cemetery Fungi

Montgomery Park

Hillside crest

Dead of night spoof

Brume perfume

Stipe sticks up

Lagoon pricking.

Bio Ship

Space exhaust

Fountain of youth

Core atrium

Veiny halls of

Red and blue

Mechanical belts

Humanoid miniatures

Miracle mind

Thought pod

Afterburners

High-octane vapor

Microchip flex

Bionic tunic

Braised circuit

Beaming machines

Purr with pomp

Through worlds

Of murk and dust.

Light Spirals

Difficult demon

Mortal soul recoils

Fanning chaos flames

Infinitely twined

Twilight tryst

Greetings sent

Waving back

Consciously &

Gracefully.

Invertebrate

Octopus of rare

Length and size

Fastens itself to

Corals and moldy rocks

Observing predators

Once prongs quit flailing

The jelly jets

Propel themselves

Altering a floppy body

As it shifts through

Salty depths to

Catch shrimps.

Moon Boss

Dishy clusters of yawning crusts

Gushing thrusters

Interstellar quay

Satellites powered by

Star orbits under parched moons

Lunar loops & wiggling trapezoids

Bloom in a frenzy

Surrogate workers burst chests

Engaging hyper drives

Forceful instructions come from

Tones of some underpaid woman

Slinging stones at asteroid bones

As she makes way for lord's gamut

Gems graft as

Earth conqueror modulates

Capacious dens full of riff-raff.

Age of Earthling

Specimens present

Account for all

Consonance

Inner scripts

Desist their left lean

Climax renders

Inadequate pulses &

Beckons kismet

Collision brings forth

New age to earthlings.

Special Beauty

Vivid shirt

Green eyes

Popping against

Sun and blue sky

Bogus smile

Expensive purse

Seen in trendy

Neighborhoods

You drive way too much

Instead of cycling by and

Browsing the brunch menu

For expensive coffee

But that's not the case

You and your Bobbsey twin

Take the Tesla for a spin

Amidst artistic relics

That line your periphery

Maybe more plants & tapes

With records and books

Will make you look good.

Premium Space Sauce

Obloquy

Crime zenith

This is where

Cubes get fitted

Each side contains

A prismatic ray generator

And the lights come together

To form parallel arcs

That cross spectrums

Soul & sound

Fast as any

Quark in nature

They end up in a chamber

Called the quantum atrium

Each ray producing

Faces of glowing cube

Circumvolving

Effete projections of

Flushed style

Fully contained

With witty sci-fi dude

And his smart cube of

Internal combustion

A chamber of conscience

Some nonsense science

That can't account for

Trenchant trickery

This submission pronounces

Humility to be relinquished