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- Herausgeber: BroadStreet Publishing Group, LLC
- Kategorie: Für Kinder und Jugendliche
- Serie: Joke Books
- Sprache: Englisch
- Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2017
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles. Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? Because she was always running away from the ball, she kept losing her shoes, and she had a pumpkin for a coach. How do trees get on the internet? They log in. What type of music are balloons afraid of? Pop music! Young comedians love to share hilari- ous, side-splitting jokes with anyone who will listen. These witty kids are always looking for new material, hungry for the next best thing. Satisfy their comic needs with Best. Jokes. Ever., a brand-new collection of laughs, giggles, and guffaws. Beware--it is sure entertain for days to come!
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BEST.JOKES.EVER.
© 2017 by BroadStreet Publishing
ISBN 978-1-4245-5464-5
eISBN 978-1-4245-5544-4
Content compiled by Chantelle Grace.
All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, recording, or other electronic or mechanical methods, without the prior written permission of the publisher, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical reviews and certain other noncommercial uses permitted by copyright law.
Design by Chris Garborg | garborgdesign.com
Editorial services by Michelle Winger | literallyprecise.com
Printed in the United States of America.
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Author Bio
CHANTELLE GRACE is a witty wordsmith who loves music, art, and competitive games. She is fascinated by God’s intricate design of the human body. As she works her way through medical school, she knows it’s important to share the gift of laughter with those around her. When she’s not studying abroad, she makes her home in Prior Lake, Minnesota.
TABLE OF CONTENTS
Education Entertainment
Geography Giggles
Pirate Play
Musical Madness
Food Funnies
Animal Antics
Space Slapstick
Nature Nonsense
Sports Sillies
Transportation Thrills
Home Hysteria
History Hilarity
Fairytale Fun
Media Merriment
Weather Wit
Dinosaur Drama
Holiday Humor
Animal Antics… Again
Medical Mischief
Legal Laughs
EDUCATION ENTERTAINMENT
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?
She couldn’t control her pupils.
Why did the boy eat his homework?
Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
Which weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?
Neither, they both weigh a ton.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
“Supplies!”
Why was the student’s report card wet?
It was below C level.
What did one pencil say to the other pencil?
“You’re looking sharp.”
Where do pencils go on vacation?
Pennsylvania.
Why did the girl bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?
She had a make-up test.
Why should you take a pencil to bed?
To draw the curtains.
How many books can you put in an empty backpack?
One. After that, it’s not empty.
How many letters are in The Alphabet?
There are 11 letters in “The Alphabet.”
The turtle took two chocolates to Texas to teach Thomas to tie his boots. How many t’s are in that?
There are two t’s in that.
GEOGRAPHY GIGGLES
Teacher: Where is the English Channel?
Student: I don’t know. My TV doesn’t pick it up.
What is the capital of Alaska?
Come on, Juneau this one.
What rock group has four men that don’t sing?
Mount Rushmore.
What city cheats at exams?
Peking.
What is the capital of Washington?
The W.
What did Delaware?
Her New Jersey.
What is the fastest country in the world?
Rush-a.
Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?
Student: I didn’t even know it was sick.
What are the Great Plains?
The 747, Concorde, and F-16.
What has five eyes and is lying on the water?
The Mississippi River.
What did one US flag say to the other?
Nothing, it just waved.
What do you find in the middle of nowhere?
The letter “h.”
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
A dingo-ling.
What birds are found in Portugal?
Portu-geese.
How do you repair a car in Scotland?
With scotch tape.
