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- Herausgeber: BroadStreet Publishing Group, LLC
- Kategorie: Für Kinder und Jugendliche
- Serie: Joke Books
- Sprache: Englisch
- Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2017
What word looks the same same backwards and upside down? Swims. Why did pilgrims' pants always fall down? Because they wore their belt buckles on their hats. Why was the broom late? It overswept. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! The next time your young comedian is looking to serve up priceless entertainment, share Srsly. Best. Jokes. Ever.! Get ready for unending hilarity and unyielding giggle attacks, because these jokes do not quit! If you do not think cows and pigs could get any funnier, think again. Srsly. Best. Jokes. Ever. is sure to have you rolling on the floor with laughter with smiles so big your cheeks hurt...srsly!
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SRSLY.BEST.JOKES.EVER.
© 2017 by BroadStreet Publishing
ISBN 978-1-4245- 5465-2
eISBN 978-1-4245-5545-1
Content compiled by Chantelle Grace.
All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, recording, or other electronic or mechanical methods, without the prior written permission of the publisher, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical reviews and certain other noncommercial uses permitted by copyright law.
Design by Chris Garborg | garborgdesign.com
Editorial services by Michelle Winger | literallyprecise.com
Printed in the United States of America.
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Author Bio
CHANTELLE GRACE is a witty wordsmith who loves music, art, and competitive games. She is fascinated by God’s intricate design of the human body. As she works her way through medical school, she knows it’s important to share the gift of laughter with those around her. When she’s not studying abroad, she makes her home in Prior Lake, Minnesota.
TABLE OF CONTENTS
Color Comedy
Geography Giggles
Money Madness
School Sillies
Clothing Cheer
Sports Slapstick
Knock Knock Knee-slappers
Nature Nonsense
Farm Funnies
Space Side-splitters
Transportation Thrills
Riddle Riots
Holiday Hilarity
Dinosaur Drama
Food Frenzy
Animal Antics
COLOR COMEDY
What happens when you throw a white hat into the Black Sea?
It gets wet.
What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A zebra caught in a revolving door.
What’s black and white, black and white, and green?
Two skunks fighting over a pickle.
When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it’s a grey-hound.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
What bird is always sad?
The blue jay.
What’s green and smells like blue paint?
Green paint.
What color is a burp?
Burple.
What do you do when you find a blue elephant?
Cheer it up.
What do you do with a green monster?
Wait until it’s ripe.
What happened when a red ship crashed into a blue ship?
The crew was marooned.
What would you call the USA if everyone had a pink car?
A pink carnation.
What is a cheerleader’s favorite color?
Yeller.
GEOGRAPHY GIGGLES
What goes through towns, up and over hills, but doesn’t move?
The road.
What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?
“Hi Cliff.”
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Sunday, of course.
What stays on the ground but never gets dirty?
A shadow.
Name a city where no one goes?
Electricity.
What stays in the corner and travels all over the world?
A stamp.
What is the tallest building in the world?
