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- Herausgeber: BroadStreet Publishing Group, LLC
- Kategorie: Für Kinder und Jugendliche
- Serie: Joke Books
- Sprache: Englisch
- Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2020
When is a car like a frog? When it's being toad. How do fleas travel from place to place? By itch-hiking. The next time you're planning a long ride in the car, grab this fun joke book for kids and laugh out loud while you keep the family road trip interesting! Roll down the windows and hold on to your hats because you are in for quite the ride. With hilarious jokes and puns for children that are sure to cause a few eye rolls, you're all set for miles of smiles. Note: These jokes are best read out loud to everyone in the car. No noise-canceling headphones allowed!
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Best Road Trip Jokes Ever
© 2020 by BroadStreet Publishing®
978-1-4245-6087-5
978-1-4245-6088-2 (ebook)
Content compiled by Chantelle Grace.
All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, recording, or other electronic or mechanical methods, without the prior written permission of the publisher, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical reviews and certain other noncommercial uses permitted by copyright law.
Design by Chris Garborg | garborgdesign.com
Editorial services by Michelle Winger | literallyprecise.com
Printed in the United States of America.
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CONTENTS
Author Bio
On The Road Again
At Sea
By Air
In Training
Horse And Cart
Cross Country
Around The World
Map It Out
To The Mechanic
Weather Forecast
Tropical Vacation
Campout
Fishing Trip
Wildlife Sightings
Pack A Book
We’ve Arrived
License Plates
Author Bio
CHANTELLE GRACE is a witty wordsmith who loves music, art, and competitive games. She is also fascinated by God’s intricate design of the human body. As a recent graduate from The University of Auckland with a degree in Nursing, she knows it’s important to share the gift of laughter with those around her. Although she grew up in the frozen tundra of Minnesota, she currently resides in the beautiful country of New Zealand where she works as a registered nurse.
ON THE ROAD AGAIN
What goes through towns, up hills,
and down hills but never moves?
The road.
What is the highest road?
The highway.
What do you get when two giraffes collide?
A giraffic jam.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the rhino get a ticket?
He ran through the stomp sign.
What did the stoplight say to the car?
“Don’t look, I’m about to change.”
Why did the elephant cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
Why did Superman cross the road?
To get to the supermarket.
Why did the rhino cross the road?
To prove to the possum that it could be done.
How does a snowman get around?
He rides an icicle.
Why did the horse cross the road?
Because somebody shouted hay.
How do billboards talk?
Sign language.
The taxi driver was good at his job.
He kept driving his customers away.
AT SEA
What does a houseboat turn into when it grows up?
A township.
