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- Herausgeber: BroadStreet Publishing Group, LLC
- Kategorie: Für Kinder und Jugendliche
- Serie: Joke Books
- Sprache: Englisch
- Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2018
Dad: My wife keeps telling to stop pretending to be butter ....but I'm on a roll. Dad: I asked a Frenchman if he play video games ....He said, "Wii." I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece. Wanna hear a joke about a piece of paper? Never mind... it's tearable. The next time your young comedian is looking to serve up priceless entertainment, share Best. Dad Jokes. Ever. Get ready for knee slaps, groans, and please-stop moments as you navigate through these dad jokes that take funny to a new level. If you think you've heard every dad joke in the book, think again. Best. Dad Jokes. Ever. is sure to have you laughing out loud, even if you don't want to.
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Best. Dad Jokes. Ever.
© 2018 by BroadStreet Publishing®
ISBN 978-1-4245-5645-8eISBN 978-1-4245-5880-3
Content compiled by Chantelle Grace.
All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, recording, or other electronic or mechanical methods, without the prior written permission of the publisher, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical reviews and certain other non-commercial uses permitted by copyright law.
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Editorial services by Michelle Winger | literallyprecise.com
Printed in the United States of America.
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Author Bio
CHANTELLE GRACE is a witty wordsmith who loves music, art, and competitive games. She is fascinated by God’s intricate design of the human body. As she works her way through medical school, she knows it’s important to share the gift of laughter with those around her. When she’s not studying abroad, she makes her home in Prior Lake, Minnesota.
TABLE OF CONTENTS
My Dad Said…
Dad’s Favorite Puns
Crowd Source
Just a Game
A Feast of Funnies
In the Family
All About Animals
Natural Disaster
Riddle Me This
At Work
Back to School
Dad the IT Guy
Don’t Ask Dad
Crazy About Cars
MY DAD SAID…
I asked my dad if I could go to a 50-cent concert.
He gave me a dollar and said,
“Take your brother, too.”
My dad didn’t have 19 candles for my last birthday, but he had the number four. He put that on the cake and said,
“It’s 4 your birthday.”
My dad always told me that the shovel…
was a ground-breaking invention.
When my dad drives past a cow pasture, he always says,
“That cow is out-standing in his field!”
Dad always tells me to avoid the sushi.
He says it’s a little fishy.
My dad said they just made round bales of hay illegal on farms…
because cows weren’t getting a square meal.
My dad said to a struggling singer, “Don’t forget a bucket.
You’ll need it to carry a tune.”
Every time I hurt myself, my dad says,
“It’ll get better when it stops hurting.”
I was sailing with my dad one afternoon. He picked up a vegetable and said,
“Look, there’s a leek in my boat!”
Every time I pulled out the Play-Doh when I was young,
my dad would say,
“We’re going to have doh much fun!”
My dad always told me, “You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose,
but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.”
My dad says bees have sticky hair…
because they use honey combs.
When I told my Dad that my pony was hurt,
he told me to take it to the horse-pital.
When I asked my dad if he had any old batteries,
he said he gave all the dead ones away free of charge.
