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- Herausgeber: BroadStreet Publishing Group, LLC
- Kategorie: Für Kinder und Jugendliche
- Serie: Joke Books
- Sprache: Englisch
- Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2021
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on the top of a barn? An eggroll. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk. Life without animals just wouldn't be the same! Saddle up your horse and blaze a trail through the Best Animal Jokes Ever. You're sure to find some giggles along the way... cows at the movies, ducks eating quackers, sheep doing ewe-turns, rabbits with bad hare days, oh deer! Share these jokes with your family, friends, and especially your pets. You might get a smile from that playful pup or a grin from your mischievous cat! Whatever you do, don't expect the cattle to laugh. They've herd it all before.
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Best Animal Jokes Ever
© 2021 by BroadStreet Publishing®
978-1-4245-6294-7
978-1-4245-6295-4 (eBook)
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Compiled and edited by Michelle Winger | literallyprecise.com
Printed in the United States of America.
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CONTENTS
Hound Hysteria
Cat Comedy
Arctic Amusement
Sea Life Shenanigans
Jungle Jest
Farm Funnies
Forest Foolery
Pond Play
Creepy Capers
Soaring Sillies
Hinkety Pinkety
Title Tricks
Wildlife Wisecracks
HOUND HYSTERIA
What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
It barked with de-light.
Why don’t dogs make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
When is a dog not a dog?
When it is pure bred.
What dog keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
What do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
What do you call young dogs who play in the snow?
Slush puppies.
What type of markets do dogs avoid?
Flea markets.
When does a dog go “moo”?
When it is learning a new language.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when it saw a monster?
It was Terrier-fied.
Where do Eskimos train their dogs?
In the mush room.
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
A shampoodle.
Why do you get if you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a terrier?
A hot-diggity-dog.
What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper?
“Ruff.”
What do dogs eat at the movies?
Pupcorn.
What did the Dalmatian say after eating dinner?
“That hit the spot.”
What is a dog’s favorite dessert?
Pupcakes.
What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?
Take the words out of its mouth.
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
“Poodle-oo.”
Why did the poor dog chase its own tail?
It was trying to make ends meet.
How are dogs like phones?
They have collar IDs.
CAT COMEDY
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies.
What does a twenty-pound mouse say to a cat?
“Here kitty, kitty, kitty.”
What is a cat’s favorite color?
Purrple.
What animals are the best pets?
