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- Herausgeber: BroadStreet Publishing Group, LLC
- Kategorie: Für Kinder und Jugendliche
- Serie: Joke Books
- Sprache: Englisch
- Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2017
Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap. I go up but never come down. What am I? Your age. What does a dentist call his x-rays? Tooth-pics! What did the spider do on the computer? It made a website. The next time your young comedian is looking to serve up priceless entertainment, share Literally. Best. Jokes. Ever. Get ready to throw your head back and laugh out loud, because these jokes do not quit! If you think you have literally heard every joke that has ever been told, think again. Literally. Best. Jokes. Ever. is sure to have you holding your side and pleading for the giggles to stop!
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BroadStreet Kids
Racine, Wisconsin, USA
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LITERALLY.BEST.JOKES.EVER.
© 2017 by BroadStreet Publishing®
ISBN 978-1-4245-5503-1
ISBN 978-1-4245-5546-8 (ebook)
Content compiled by Chantelle Grace.
All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, recording, or other electronic or mechanical methods, without the prior written permission of the publisher, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical reviews and certain other noncommercial uses permitted by copyright law.
Design by Chris Garborg | garborgdesign.com
Editorial services by Michelle Winger | literallyprecise.com
Printed in the United States of America.
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Author Bio
CHANTELLE GRACE is a witty wordsmith who loves music, art, and competitive games. She is fascinated by God’s intricate design of the human body. As she works her way through medical school, she knows it’s important to share the gift of laughter with those around her. When she’s not studying abroad, she makes her home in Prior Lake, Minnesota.
TABLE OF CONTENTS
Knock Knock Jokes
Well That’s Punny
ROFL Riddles
Think About It
Tricky Titles
Bible Belly Laughs
Around the House
Animal Antics
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
You talk like an owl.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat on a limb and open the door.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lion.
Lion who?
Lion on your doorstep; open up.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon who?
Dragon your feet again.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Duck.
Duck who?
Just duck!They’re throwing things at us.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Toucan.
Toucan who?
Toucan play that game.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wood ant.
Wood ant who?
Don’t be afraid. Wood ant harm a fly.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl good things come to those who wait.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Safari.
Safari who?
Safari so good.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fleas.
Fleas who?
Fleas a jolly good fellow.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Laughing tentacles.
Laughing tentacles who?
You would laugh too, if you had tentacles.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cracker.
Cracker who?
Cracker another bad joke and I’m leaving.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey, be a doll and open the door.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Duncan.
Duncan who?
Duncan my cookies in milk. Can you open the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rhino.
Rhino who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully; it’s fragile.
Knock, knock.
