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- Herausgeber: BroadStreet Publishing Group, LLC
- Kategorie: Für Kinder und Jugendliche
- Serie: Joke Books
- Sprache: Englisch
- Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2017
A king, a queen, and twins are in a room. How are there no people in the room? They are beds. I know how batteries feel. I'm not included in most things either. What do librarians take with them when they go fishing? Bookworms. What did the Dalmatian say after eating dinner? Yum, that hit the spot. The next time your young comedian is looking to serve up priceless entertainment, share Actually. Best. Jokes. Ever. Get ready for sidesplitting hilarity and ridiculous giggle attacks, because these jokes don't quit! If you think you have heard every joke in the book, think again. Actually. Best. Jokes. Ever. is sure to have you throwing your head back and laughing out loud... no, actually!
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ACTUALLY.BEST.JOKES.EVER.
© 2017 by BroadStreet Publishing®
ISBN 978-1-4245-5502-4
ISBN 978-1-4245-5547-5 (ebook)
Content compiled by Chantelle Grace.
All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, recording, or other electronic or mechanical methods, without the prior written permission of the publisher, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical reviews and certain other noncommercial uses permitted by copyright law.
Design by Chris Garborg | garborgdesign.com
Editorial services by Michelle Winger | literallyprecise.com
Printed in the United States of America.
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Author Bio
CHANTELLE GRACE is a witty wordsmith who loves music, art, and competitive games. She is fascinated by God’s intricate design of the human body. As she works her way through medical school, she knows it’s important to share the gift of laughter with those around her. When she’s not studying abroad, she makes her home in Prior Lake, Minnesota.
TABLE OF CONTENTS
Knock Knock Jokes
Well That’s Punny
Did You Know?
Tricky Titles
ROFL Riddles
Tasty Tongue Twisters
The Great Outdoors
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Marry me?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nerf.
Nerf who?
Your nephew.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Heart.
Heart who?
Heart to hear you. Can you speak up?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey.
Honey who?
Honey, I’m home.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Me.
Me, who?
You don’t know who you are?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan someone your own size.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bison.
Bison who?
Bison girl scout cookies.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water way to answer the door.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pudding.
Pudding who?
Pudding your shoes on before your pants is a silly idea.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup to me and I will tell you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water those plants or they’re going to die.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Closure.
Closure who?
Closure mouth while you’re eating, please.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sultan.
