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- Herausgeber: BroadStreet Publishing Group, LLC
- Kategorie: Für Kinder und Jugendliche
- Serie: Joke Books
- Sprache: Englisch
- Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2018
I told my mom I couldn't reach the high notes in my choir class... She said I should get a ladder! Every time we go to the ocean, my mom tells me to say hello... the ocean just waves back! If you love arguing about why it's important to wear a coat when it's 12 degrees outside... you should be a mom! There's a legend that if you go take a shower and scream "MOM!" three times... a nice lady appears with the towel you forgot! The next time your young comedian is looking to serve up priceless entertainment, share Best. Mom Jokes. Ever.! Get ready for eyerolls, head shakes, and "aha" moments as you navigate through these mom jokes that make little truths so funny. If you think you've heard every mom joke in the book, think again. Best. Mom Jokes. Ever. is sure to have you throwing up your hands and declaring, "Because I said so!"
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BEST. MOM JOKES. EVER.
© 2018 by BroadStreet Publishing®
ISBN 978-1-4245-5644-1eISBN 978-1-4245-5881-0
Content compiled by Chantelle Grace.
All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, recording, or other electronic or mechanical methods, without the prior written permission of the publisher, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical reviews and certain other noncommercial uses permitted by copyright law.
Design by Chris Garborg | garborgdesign.com
Editorial services by Michelle Winger | literallyprecise.com
Cover and interior images from Bigstock (191708512, 191891476).
Printed in the United States of America.
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Author Bio
CHANTELLE GRACE is a witty wordsmith who loves music, art, and competitive games. She is fascinated by God’s intricate design of the human body. As she works her way through medical school, she knows it’s important to share the gift of laughter with those around her. When she’s not studying abroad, she makes her home in Prior Lake, Minnesota.
TABLE OF CONTENTS
Questions for Mom
Around the House
In the Kitchen
Go Outside!
Animal Mamas
Mom’s Favorite Puns
My Mom Told Me…
Knock Knock Jokes
Moms at Work
Sports Moms
Help Me With My Homework
Moms Rule
In the Bible
Could You Be a Mom?
You Are a Mom If…
Things You Will Never Hear Your Mom Say
Mom Myths
Famous Mom Quotes
QUESTIONS FOR MOM
Kid: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Mom: Ask your father.
Kid: Why are computers so smart?
Mom: Because they listen to their motherboards.
Kid: What is it?
Mom: It is a pronoun.
Kid: Is insecticide good for mosquitos?
Mom: No, it kills them.
Daughter: Who’s the greatest daughter in the world?
Mom: I don’t know, you’ll have to ask your grandmother.
Kid: Why is it so windy inside a sports arena?
Mom: It’s all those fans.
Kid: Why do we put candles on the top of a birthday cake?
Mom: Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom.
Kid: Were any famous men or women born on my birthday?
Mom: No, only babies.
Kid: Which hand is it better to write with?
Mom: Neither. You should use a pen.
Kid: Mom, can you call Dad’s phone? He lost it.
Mom: Dad’s phone? Dad’s phone?!
Kid: What do you call an old snowman?
Mom: Water.
Kid: Can I please see a butterfly?
Mom: Sure, just throw some butter out the window.
Kid: Do you know that sometimes I feel invisible?
Mom: Who said that?
Kid: Can I have a huge space party?
Mom: Sure, I’ll planet.
Kid: Will the pizza be long?
Mom: No, it will be round.
Kid: Can I become a vegetarian?
Mom: I think that would be a big missed steak.
Kid: Can we have a dog for Christmas?
Mom: No, we will have turkey like we usually do.
Kid: Why did the farmer ride his horse into town?
Mom: It would have been too heavy to carry.
Kid: Do you like Jolly Ranchers?
Mom: I prefer happy cowboys.
Kid: What’s your favorite Christmas Carol?
Mom: Silent Night.
Mom: You can’t swim on a full stomach.
Kid: What if I do the backstroke instead?
